Shocking Revelations
Tocrowkia
07-09-2006, 22:11
During the latest meeting within the Reich Interior Ministry, which included our most noble and esteemed leader Isabella Reinhard, it was decided that it was getting extremely old and costly playing the cliché role of an "Evil Nazi Nation"
As a result, it was decreed that a new bill of civil rights be ratified immediately. Our people are now free to be as Communist, Religious and Trans gender as they want. Re-Education and Slave Labor camps are being emptied as well, and the Reich is considering shutting down these facilities for good.
This news was met be the celebration of billions within the Reich. Sexual orgies, bible burning and drunk driving are being reported all across the nation in record highs. How ever, the Reich maintains it's stance on Political freedoms, which is basically "Zero".
Still, in effort better international relations, we are now paying 1$ Trillion USD to each and every nation we've been at war with, as well as 200$ billion to every nation we've ever threatened/insulted.
We hope this will improve our image in the international community, and pave the way to friendship with other nations.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Tocrowkia
07-09-2006, 23:00
((OOC: Bump.))
The World Soviet Party
07-09-2006, 23:04
Well, this is good, Im sorry but I cannot make more comments right now.
Irate Moas
07-09-2006, 23:04
The Intern Revolutionary Government of the People's Republic of Irate Moas congratulates the Tocrowkian government and people for this first progressive step. May it be one of many.
The World Soviet Party
07-09-2006, 23:11
The Intern Revolutionary Government of the People's Republic of Irate Moas congratulates the Toopixican government and people for this first progressive step. May it be one of many.
You mean Tocrowkian, right?
H-Town Tejas
07-09-2006, 23:15
The People's Republic of H-Town Tejas is glad to see that Tocrowkia is making room for civil rights in its nation.
Mikel Aritza, PRH-TT Foreign Minister
[b]Official Announcement of the Allanean Government[//b]
We congratulate the people of Tocrowkia for this decision. We are ready now to open diplomatic relations with your nation. An Allanean Diplomatic Seaplane is already being prepared for the purpose.
Sincerely yours,
the Allaneans.
Wanamingo Junior
07-09-2006, 23:51
The Total Douchebaggery of Wanamingo Junior and it's father country, The Oppressed Peoples of Wanamingo, wish to take this opportunity to label Tocrowkia a sell out for its recent actions. What has happened since this Reinhard individual took office is indicative of the way a woman in power would ruin any nation.
Seig Wanamingo!
Official Message of the WSOGMMC -- Ministry of Completely Pointless Messages
Meh, whatever. We're willing to do diplomatic relations and stuff now, or something. Contact someone else who isn't me for details. And...um...I need some extra words as filler to make this message look longer than it really is, so I'll add in a bit of my favourite book:
"Call me Ishmael..." <entire text of Moby Dick follows>
~ Minister of Completely Pointless Messages
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Official Message of the WSOGMMC's Foreign Ministry, received 1 1/2 hours later
Er... ignore that last message. The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash is quite pleased that the Tocrowkian Reich has chosen to make these social reforms, and we would be interested in attempting to convince it to loosen up pol-- er, commencing possible formal diplomatic and trade relations with Tocrowkia. If you are interested, you can respond to this message, addressed to me (I know, I know, weird/androgynous name, I'm of the male sex); people will know to whom to give it.
~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
Tocrowkia
08-09-2006, 03:11
[b]Official Announcement of the Allanean Government[//b]
We congratulate the people of Tocrowkia for this decision. We are ready now to open diplomatic relations with your nation. An Allanean Diplomatic Seaplane is already being prepared for the purpose.
Sincerely yours,
the Allaneans.
Very good. Send him in, he can meet with our own Foreign Minister, Ali G.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
P.S. The Rainbow stuff is to hard to write all the time.
Official Message of the WSOGMMC's Foreign Ministry, received 1 1/2 hours later
Er... ignore that last message. The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash is quite pleased that the Tocrowkian Reich has chosen to make these social reforms, and we would be interested in attempting to convince it to loosen up pol-- er, commencing possible formal diplomatic and trade relations with Tocrowkia. If you are interested, you can respond to this message, addressed to me (I know, I know, weird/androgynous name, I'm of the male sex); people will know to whom to give it.
~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
To: Kari Alhoun
From: Reich Foreign Ministry
Oh yes...we're interested. We always love trade and all that good stuff.
-Reich Foreign Ministry
The World Soviet Party
08-09-2006, 03:14
Say, Tocrowkia, what happened to the Penguins you were developing?
You know, the explosive ones, I could use some of those filled with Napalm and fire shit :rolleyes:
Tocrowkia
08-09-2006, 03:31
Say, Tocrowkia, what happened to the Penguins you were developing?
You know, the explosive ones, I could use some of those filled with Napalm and fire shit :rolleyes:
We're still producing them.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
To: Kari Alhoun
From: Reich Foreign Ministry
Oh yes...we're interested. We always love trade and all that good stuff.
-Reich Foreign Ministry
Official Reply [encrypted, level "liek secret zomg"]
That's good! Who should we contact to discuss things like this in more detail? Is the entire Foreign Ministry informed as to the possibilities of trade deals and such, or must a special meeting or videoconference be arranged? We're unsure of policies on this matter in your nation, partly due to the fact that you were an evil nazi nation until a short time ago and we don't like evil nazi nations very much.
~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
Kahanistan
08-09-2006, 04:23
DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Government of Kahanistan views warmly the tide of improving personal freedoms in Tocrowkia. We hope that the social reforms lead to improved lives for all Tocrowkian people, and strongly urge that the labor camps be shut down for good.
We have heard that sexual orgies and Bible burnings are taking place rampantly. We will send billions of condoms to protect the revelers, and a local corporation will send millions of Korans, Tanakhs, ancient Vedic and Avestan texts, and other religious materials to join the Bibles.
Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
During the latest meeting within the Reich Interior Ministry, which included our most noble and esteemed leader Isabella Reinhard, it was decided that it was getting extremely old and costly playing the cliché role of an "Evil Nazi Nation"
As a result, it was decreed that a new bill of civil rights be ratified immediately. Our people are now free to be as Communist, Religious and Trans gender as they want. Re-Education and Slave Labor camps are being emptied as well, and the Reich is considering shutting down these facilities for good.
This news was met be the celebration of billions within the Reich. Sexual orgies, bible burning and drunk driving are being reported all across the nation in record highs. How ever, the Reich maintains it's stance on Political freedoms, which is basically "Zero".
Still, in effort better international relations, we are now paying 1$ Trillion USD to each and every nation we've been at war with, as well as 200$ billion to every nation we've ever threatened/insulted.
We hope this will improve our image in the international community, and pave the way to friendship with other nations.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
OCC: why??? would you do something like that? they want to be oppressed. just like fish want to be caught.
FROM: The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque, Emperor Jovan Norris
TO: Tocrowkia
Greetings,
I am most glad and happy to hear of these new civil rights being implemented in your nation and would love to open diplomatic relations with your nation starting with a standard embassy exchange. (AKA the link in my signature)
Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris
The World Soviet Party
08-09-2006, 16:46
We're still producing them.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Great, sign me up for a handful of them. If possible, distribute them evenly among Beiraqi's Zoos.
Southeastasia
08-09-2006, 16:59
[OOC: Lol....]
Tocrowkia
09-09-2006, 02:24
FROM: The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque, Emperor Jovan Norris
TO: Tocrowkia
Greetings,
I am most glad and happy to hear of these new civil rights being implemented in your nation and would love to open diplomatic relations with your nation starting with a standard embassy exchange. (AKA the link in my signature)
Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris
w00t! We'll sign right up.
Xray Delta.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Tocrowkia
09-09-2006, 03:53
((OOC: Bump.))
Tocrowkia
10-09-2006, 00:30
((OOC: Bump.))
The World Soviet Party
10-09-2006, 00:41
So, are you selling me the penguins or not?
Tocrowkia
10-09-2006, 01:19
So, are you selling me the penguins or not?
Sure, why not.
The World Soviet Party
10-09-2006, 01:22
Sure, why not.
Ok, how much are you asking for them then?
Tocrowkia
10-09-2006, 01:29
Ok, how much are you asking for them then?
Three thousand dollars each,.
The World Soviet Party
10-09-2006, 01:30
Three thousand dollars each,.
What kind of warheads do they sport?
Napalm? Bio? Nuclear?
Tocrowkia
11-09-2006, 04:21
What kind of warheads do they sport?
Napalm? Bio? Nuclear?
Napalm. The WMD variants are more expensive.
Auralinia
11-09-2006, 04:31
Shit, dude, I know NS has been a bit boring for the last 3 months, but get a grip......
The World Soviet Party
11-09-2006, 04:53
Napalm. The WMD variants are more expensive.
Great, sign me up for... 20 of them.
That'll be 60,000 USDs.
How much to have them distributed in Beiraqi Zoos?