NationStates Jolt Archive


News: Skuzzsock joins frightening economy club

A_B
05-09-2006, 09:32
Our orbital allies who hover directly above us, making unimaginable weapons of tremendous power, have finally reached the "freightening" level of economic strength. While not available for comment, Skuzzsock's left us with this statement.

You know, there are times when our blundering enemies will be shitting their prolapsed colons when they aren't eating from them. Today is one of those times. Our economy has grown to such a strong point that even the yammering giblets the UN manages to puke up here can no longer deny it's "freightening" strength. I suppose that means I'll have to let them leave without throwing them into the cold vacuum of space without a space suit.







They should be advised that my charity will not last.

Think twice before attacking us from space.