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hi i have a 10 billion man army and i want 2 test out my forces :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper:

whos puppet are you?

wtf is a puppet? i want 2 test out my focres! r u gonna help?

Gimmicks are dumb, your main should be banned

Gimmicks are dumb, your main should be banned

I agree

Gimmicks are dumb, your main should be banned

Yes

u guys r mean :( :( :( :( :(

i declare war on u and send off my troops to attack you

Mhmmhmmm.

Matt, you've got way too much time on your hands.

First, welcome to NationStates.

Second, your population is currently 5 Million.

Third, so that means that you cannot have a military that is 1000x your population. It's godmodding.



Take your population and times it by 0.02 and that will be the size of your military. have a nice day.

i declare war on u too!


btw who de fck is matt some sort of gay friend of yours?

Could someone please close this thread.

Could someone please close this thread.

I reported it.

First, welcome to NationStates.

Second, your population is currently 5 Million.

Third, so that means that you cannot have a military that is 1000x your population. It's godmodding.



Take your population and times it by 0.02 and that will be the size of your military. have a nice day.

First this persons already on nations states. There jsut being idiotic.

wats godmoding? is that bad?

First this persons already on nations states. There jsut being idiotic.

Eh...never mind then.....



*hates when people act like idiots....*

This thread's flagged for the mods.

im not an idiot u moron!!!! my friend showed me this site

I could mention that .02 of my population is 4 times as big as this n00bs entire population. Shazbotdom is 4X my size, and Axis Nova is 5X my size. That's just the 3 biggest nations that have posted here so far.

im not an idiot u moron!!!! my friend showed me this site

Could've fooled me.

Honestly, whoever's controlling this puppet, this is a really immature and idiotic joke, and I'd advise you to stop immediatly.

im not an idiot u moron!!!! my friend showed me this site

indeed, Now your flaming me huh?

im not an idiot u moron!!!! my friend showed me this site
*thinks what to reply to that, even though it wasn't aimed at him*
Sod it..(i.g.n.o.r.e.'d)

SECRET IC:
Shazbotdom Missile Command prepares the all mighty 1 Terraton I.G.N.O.R.E ICBM for launch. The missile silo is located on an uncharted island over 34,000 kilometers away from the Dark Empire so it cannot be traced back to the mainland. In the Command Bunker for SMC, the General in charge walked out of the elevator that connected the command bunker to the barrack bunker. He walked over to the command consol and inserted his key.

Troop: "Turn key in Three, Two, One."

The key is turned and the silo door opens. The missile then shoots out at expoential speeds towards WePwNj0o and explodes over his nation. The population is thus fully ignored by the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom, never to be heard from again.

"Sir, another n00b has declared war upon us sir!"
"Fire the orbital I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon then"

Up in space, Super-power's massive I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon moved into position to IGNORE the nation of WePwnJ00.

"The cannon is now in position!"
Super-power's president then input the firing code and key for the weapon. "3...2...1...Fire!"

The massive beam thoroughly IGNOREd the population to the nation of Super-power

"Sir, we're out of I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons sir."

"Noooooo. Code Red. We have no more I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons. Run for your lives."

"Sir, we're out of I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons sir."

"Noooooo. Code Red. We have no more I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons. Run for your lives."

The Unified States of Nellisland would like to donate 100 I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons to the nation of Maldorians because no one should be unprotected from the tyranny of the n00b.

http://www.solopassion.com/files/trolls.png

The Unified States of Nellisland would like to donate 100 I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons to the nation of Maldorians because no one should be unprotected from the tyranny of the n00b.


We thank you for these 100 gifts from the gods. Now the Maldorians can I.G.N.O.R.E. 100 more suckas.

The Mandalore

We thank you for these 100 gifts from the gods. Now the Maldorians can I.G.N.O.R.E. 100 more suckas.

The Mandalore

Lol...glad to be of service.

Fine then, if it's war you want, then it's war you'll get.

The MSoNoF sends six bandits into the nation of WePwNj0o. Where upon they kill all the cattle, rape all the men, and stampede all the women.

Have a nice day.

Fine then, if it's war you want, then it's war you'll get.

The MSoNoF sends six bandits into the nation of WePwNj0o. Where upon they kill all the cattle, rape all the men, and stampede all the women.

Have a nice day.

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

100 longswords bomber can flying in
they bomb bay doors open
"bombs away"said bomberdier

What would we do without Newb's:gundge: :headbang:

I don't know...

What would we do without Newb's:gundge: :headbang:

The game would die without newbies.

Without noobs, however...

I could mention that .02 of my population is 4 times as big as this n00bs entire population. Shazbotdom is 4X my size, and Axis Nova is 5X my size. That's just the 3 biggest nations that have posted here so far.

...and if I send in my armed forces, which at 0.02% of my population (6.363 billion), is 127,260,000, what do you think my odds are of victory?:D