Agnosial
29-08-2006, 04:59
THE AGNOSIALIC POST
The First Issue
The Agnosialic government has finally allowed us to publish our paper!
Our first issue will cover the Hans-lauft threat, a description of the First Agnosialic Palace, in which our marvelous leader Dmitri Petrostkev dwells. And last but not least, we will write about an interview we had with Mr.Petrostkev himself.
So without further delay, we will begin the demanding issues displayed on The Agnosialic Post Issue 1.
The Hans-lauft Crisis:
The Hans-lauft. A militaristic radical group, threatening the amazing goverment of Agnosial every day. So far these monsters of men have blow up power transformers, killed kidnapped rich families, and made the outrageous demand that a select few high ranking government officials meet them in a location of their choosing, alone. We do not have much more information on this group at the moment, but Lord Petrostkev had this to say:"These Hans-lauft are very intelligent strategists, striking when it is least expected. I'm sure the master tactician behind these radicals will have much more terrifyingly devastating actions planned for us as time goes on."
A Description of the First Agnosialic Palace:
We could only report so much information on the description of the palace without being hung from its bell tower's roof. It is a color, it is very big, and it has three floors. Dmitri Petrostkev may or may not be there frequently, and it is guarded by top militaristic commandos. Stay away from all things that fit this description or be shot by sniper fire. Armor piercing rounds.
An Interview with Dmitri Petrostkev:
We will be represented as AP, and Mr.Petrostkev will be represented by MP.
AP:"What do you do in your spare time?"
MP:"I like to shoot things, people, and places."
AP:"Are you married?"
MP:"The Agnosialic females arn't my type. All too ugly. So I've decided that when my time comes, I will have Agnosial's scientists clone my DNA. This way, I shall rule Agnosial for generations to come!"
AP:"Uhh, good answer. Now for our last question. Where do you see Agnosial in 10 years?"
MP:"Wherever I'd like it to be."
This was it for our first issue, so we hope you enjoyed. We are dearly sorry we could not explain as much as we wish, but as you all know, here in Agnosial knowledge or certain things is too hard to come by.
Signoff:
God speed Agnosial. God speed and good luck.
The First Issue
The Agnosialic government has finally allowed us to publish our paper!
Our first issue will cover the Hans-lauft threat, a description of the First Agnosialic Palace, in which our marvelous leader Dmitri Petrostkev dwells. And last but not least, we will write about an interview we had with Mr.Petrostkev himself.
So without further delay, we will begin the demanding issues displayed on The Agnosialic Post Issue 1.
The Hans-lauft Crisis:
The Hans-lauft. A militaristic radical group, threatening the amazing goverment of Agnosial every day. So far these monsters of men have blow up power transformers, killed kidnapped rich families, and made the outrageous demand that a select few high ranking government officials meet them in a location of their choosing, alone. We do not have much more information on this group at the moment, but Lord Petrostkev had this to say:"These Hans-lauft are very intelligent strategists, striking when it is least expected. I'm sure the master tactician behind these radicals will have much more terrifyingly devastating actions planned for us as time goes on."
A Description of the First Agnosialic Palace:
We could only report so much information on the description of the palace without being hung from its bell tower's roof. It is a color, it is very big, and it has three floors. Dmitri Petrostkev may or may not be there frequently, and it is guarded by top militaristic commandos. Stay away from all things that fit this description or be shot by sniper fire. Armor piercing rounds.
An Interview with Dmitri Petrostkev:
We will be represented as AP, and Mr.Petrostkev will be represented by MP.
AP:"What do you do in your spare time?"
MP:"I like to shoot things, people, and places."
AP:"Are you married?"
MP:"The Agnosialic females arn't my type. All too ugly. So I've decided that when my time comes, I will have Agnosial's scientists clone my DNA. This way, I shall rule Agnosial for generations to come!"
AP:"Uhh, good answer. Now for our last question. Where do you see Agnosial in 10 years?"
MP:"Wherever I'd like it to be."
This was it for our first issue, so we hope you enjoyed. We are dearly sorry we could not explain as much as we wish, but as you all know, here in Agnosial knowledge or certain things is too hard to come by.
Signoff:
God speed Agnosial. God speed and good luck.