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Recently the King of Jufedkg had ordered a tribute be paid to him in honor of his daughter’s marriage, but the province of Shoziwe had not paid at all. For their belligerence they would receive death.

Royal soldiers had silently surrounded the town, using the cover of fireworks to hide the sounds of the M1A1 Abram tanks that rolled in with them. They sat tensed with fingers on their XM8s, ready to do as orders said. All eyes were upon the red lights in the APCs, until they blinked green.

In an explosion of sound howitzers opened with a quick barrage of shells on the city hall and several other large buildings. As the quick volley silenced the men had poured out of their APCs and were charging into the streets of the cities. Confused people poked their heads out into the street, wondering what was going on, the nations was not at war. Their curiosity however, was rewarded with death.

Soldiers squeezed triggers at the sight of movement, mowing down anything outside of buildings that weren’t Royal soldiers. As the streets began to fill with blood they turned their eyes upon doors, kicking them open and forcing their ways in. A squad to a house with one man leading the charge, XM8 out front. The other men drew out billy clubs, hoping to subdue and capture rather than kill. Those resisting heavily or armed were instantly shot by the squad leader, the others were beaten until they were unconscious. These unconscious bodies had their arms and legs put into shackles and then loaded upon waiting lorries in the streets, which then took them to slave labor camps.

Royal Proclamation to Jufedkg and The World

Today royal soldiers have quelled the belligerent region of Shoziwe using both murder and enslavement. We wish all other provinces of Jufedkg to notice that this is what can and will happen to those who think they need not do what the king says. That is all.

The Royal Offices of the Terran Drow City of the Valley of the Giant wish to aid Jufedkg in ridding your Royalty of these ignorant belligerants. Drow Spider Shepards are effecient execution squads and will quickly put these disloyalists to their loving government back into their place.
-Royal Drow Offices of Sch'naggio

We thank you for your support, it is very appreciated.

-His Majesty

The Federation condemns this horrific massacre of your own citizens. Enjoy the sanctions we're putting up as a result of this.

~Federal State Department

Leocardia has pledged support for your country.

Where and when should we deploy the Spider Shepards?
((Is it OK if I use actual spider? As in, 3-feet monsters with rather sharp forearms? I've seem people use more outrageous things in MT RPs. Just makes things easier for me.))

ooc: Oh your just asking for invasion.

The Holy Lands of The Infinite Crucible deplore these acts and is considering numerous forms of retribution, ranging from condemnation to extermination. That is all for the moment.

-The Powers that Be

((I think that's the point? Oh, and invading me means invading Kologk, too, as my nations is within his, and it's being currently occupied by Trannsylvania, as well, so going after me for supporting him and pretty much helping him out is a pretty bad idea.))
The Drow Imperium believes that the Royal Offices of Jufegk have every right to put down insubordinant citizens. If they cannot respect the Holy Matromony of their king's wedding, how can they truely be loyal to their nation?
-The Royal Foreign offices of Sch'naggio

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire is amused by this display of unnecessarily overwhelming force against a civilian populace. Citizens should know better than to so boldly disrespect their sovereign by withholding a gift on the day of his daughter's wedding. Apparently his Majesty, the king of the nation of Jufedkg has a highly developed sense of the nature of revenge, something all self-respecting governments should hold in high regard. As is the case, the Empire will see fit to extend diplomatic relations to the nation of Jufedkg, in the form of an exchange of embassies, and furthermore to offer Imperial trade and development contracts.

Offical Corporate Letter

To: Jufedkg
From: Raven corps Board of relations

We would liek to open a trade line with your nation. to hepl sitmulate your economy and to further help the Royals power within thier rightful ruling. We can do this with our Corporate Security Forces which will only act as arms of the Royalty and preserve public Order.

This is offered with no fee.

A MESSAGE TO THE NATIONS INVOLVED:

This barbaric act of violence and genocide cannot be ignored, yet there are those of you would would go as far as applauding such an act. After years of political hermitism, we, the Grand Republic of Demidia awaken from our social sleep and hereby condemn not only this act, but those who support it.

Cease this hostility towards your own countrymen, and step down from power.

No man, not even a King, has the power to end so many innocent lives.

The Royal Office of Jufedkg has 48 hours to respond.

-- A message from the Office of the Prime Minister of the Republic --

His Honour,
Stephen Randall


OOC: Modern tech?

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan condemns the senseless butchery and enslavement of the poor region of Shoziwe, whose populace likely could not afford to pay the tribute or they would have chosen to do so and avoid such unspeakable crimes against humanity.

To call such a region belligerent is the height of hypocrisy in the face of the Jufedkqian atrocities which followed the marriage of the King's daughter and the inability of the people of Shoziwe to pay the ludicrously expensive tributes.

We further denounce the Generian government as a nation led by sadistic beasts who derive amusement from the bloodthirsty actions of the barbaric Jufedqian regime.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Najaster, Capital of Kahanistan

The Praetonian Lance (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10447045&postcount=2) missiles for which the Soviet Republic had recently acquired production rights were being mass-produced in Kahanistanian military factories at a furious rate. While the dreadnaughts the DSRK had ordered were still a long while away, the Republic Navy was shifting toward a war footing. The Jufedqians could not be allowed to get away with this crime against humanity.

During the mobilization of the Republic Navy, the ships docked in harbor received entire trucks loaded with Lance missiles, though it would take days to produce enough to arm a sizable portion of the Navy.

OOC: Actual spiders seems a bit out there, but seeing as they are not being RPed against other nations and merely my own people, I see no problem with it.

IC: You may deploy the spider shepards any time you want at any port on the southern coast of Jufedkg, that's closer to Shoziwe.

~His Majesty

The Federation condemns this horrific massacre of your own citizens. Enjoy the sanctions we're putting up as a result of this.

~Federal State Department

The Royal Fiefdom condems the lack of necessity for these sanctions, but enjoys the fact that we shall not have to trade with lesbians.

~His Majesty

The Holy Lands of The Infinite Crucible deplore these acts and is considering numerous forms of retribution, ranging from condemnation to extermination. That is all for the moment.

-The Powers that Be

The Roayl Fiefdom deplores that you would consider retribution for an action so necessitated and hardly worth more than a nod in international affairs.

~His Majesty

The Drow Imperium believes that the Royal Offices of Jufegk have every right to put down insubordinant citizens. If they cannot respect the Holy Matromony of their king's wedding, how can they truely be loyal to their nation?
-The Royal Foreign offices of Sch'naggio

Exactly. He is completely correct.

~His Majesty

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire is amused by this display of unnecessarily overwhelming force against a civilian populace. Citizens should know better than to so boldly disrespect their sovereign by withholding a gift on the day of his daughter's wedding. Apparently his Majesty, the king of the nation of Jufedkg has a highly developed sense of the nature of revenge, something all self-respecting governments should hold in high regard. As is the case, the Empire will see fit to extend diplomatic relations to the nation of Jufedkg, in the form of an exchange of embassies, and furthermore to offer Imperial trade and development contracts.

Thank you, obviously here is another nation run by sensible and competent rulers. We would be delighted to exchange embassies with your nation and graciously accept Imperial trade and development contracts. However, we are very well developed and as of this time do not need much development; but then again, can you ever truly be too developed? No, and we thank Generia for her offer once more.

~His majesty

Offical Corporate Letter

To: Jufedkg
From: Raven corps Board of relations

We would liek to open a trade line with your nation. to hepl sitmulate your economy and to further help the Royals power within thier rightful ruling. We can do this with our Corporate Security Forces which will only act as arms of the Royalty and preserve public Order.

This is offered with no fee.

The Royal Fiefdom would gratefully accept a trade line with Raven Corps. And we would like to thank you for your support and your offer, they are both most definately accepted and appreciated.

~His Majesty

A MESSAGE TO THE NATIONS INVOLVED:

This barbaric act of violence and genocide cannot be ignored, yet there are those of you would would go as far as applauding such an act. After years of political hermitism, we, the Grand Republic of Demidia awaken from our social sleep and hereby condemn not only this act, but those who support it.

Cease this hostility towards your own countrymen, and step down from power.

No man, not even a King, has the power to end so many innocent lives.

The Royal Office of Jufedkg has 48 hours to respond.

-- A message from the Office of the Prime Minister of the Republic --

His Honour,
Stephen Randall


OOC: Modern tech?

OOC: Yes

IC:Why should I step down from power for doing what is necessary to secure my nation's security and peace? Why should I step down from power for doing what any other sane ruler would have done? Why should I step down from power? How about you step down from power or face our military, ok?

~His Majesty

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan condemns the senseless butchery and enslavement of the poor region of Shoziwe, whose populace likely could not afford to pay the tribute or they would have chosen to do so and avoid such unspeakable crimes against humanity.

To call such a region belligerent is the height of hypocrisy in the face of the Jufedkqian atrocities which followed the marriage of the King's daughter and the inability of the people of Shoziwe to pay the ludicrously expensive tributes.

We further denounce the Generian government as a nation led by sadistic beasts who derive amusement from the bloodthirsty actions of the barbaric Jufedqian regime.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Jufedkqian, I like that.

IC:How can you declare that the tribute was ludicrously expensive? Do you know that it was? Are you a part of this nation? I think not. Further more, you continue to make allegations and assumptions based on no factual evidence what so ever, many a nation have perished for doing what you have so we suggest you watch your step.

For your information the tribute was four feathers per person per household. Now for you to declare that the region of Shoziwe was too poor to pay such a price is complete and utter ignorance or stupidity. It was discovered by my soldiers that every household had upwards of 200 feathers stored in their houses, not to mention art, decorations, furniture, and rich lavishings valued at thousands to hundreds of thousands of feathers. As such the poverty excuse is not a valid one, this region was merely belligerent and wished not too pay tribute for their own selfish reasons.

We denounce the so called 'DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN' as an imperialist nation who recieves enjoyment merely from viciously attacking other nations on the political scene, and satisfies her leader's lack of sexual stimuli by invading smaller nations. Generia's government is far superior to yours in every which way, so do not attempt to place yours above hers.

~His Majesty

GOVERNMENT RESPONSE

His Imperial Majesty's Government condemns the verbal attack on Jufedkg by Kahanistan. We didn't think commies could be literate.

OOC: This looks interesting. I shall be watching.

the empire deplores these acts and shall consider militry action

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan condemns the senseless butchery and enslavement of the poor region of Shoziwe, whose populace likely could not afford to pay the tribute or they would have chosen to do so and avoid such unspeakable crimes against humanity.

To call such a region belligerent is the height of hypocrisy in the face of the Jufedkqian atrocities which followed the marriage of the King's daughter and the inability of the people of Shoziwe to pay the ludicrously expensive tributes.

We further denounce the Generian government as a nation led by sadistic beasts who derive amusement from the bloodthirsty actions of the barbaric Jufedqian regime.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Official Imperial Statement:

The government of kahanistan could not hold a candle to that of Generia's so we would request that you immediately desist from insulting her government or face political and military assault from the War Machine of Borman Empire.

Furthermore, when we read the statement by kahanistan, all we see is hypocrisy and imperialism. kahanistan is blatantly spitting out things that she can not know as true and merely relying on her trumped up sense of importance to convince other nations that her dribble is correct, when it is not. kahanistan is merely trying to find some reason for invading a smaller nation, and the world sees it as such.

If kahanistan finds the need to invade Jufedkg to satisfy "lack of sexual stimuli needs", Borman Empire will find the need to invade kahanistan to stop imperialism.

Official Regime Directive......

The United Military Regime of Xharn
The Ministry of Foreign Relations

The United Military Regime of Xharn applauds the actions of the King of Jufedkg. We find your nation's rationale sensible and intelligent. The Regime would like to establish an embassy exchange program and maybe initiate trade between our two nations. The Regime would also like to assist in crushing the belligerence of the people of your rebellious province of Shoziwe. If you agree we shall aid you with a Death Korps Legion. These are the Regime's elite troops used in operations that require swift and efficient action against enemy soldiers and civilians.




Signed,

Grand Ambassador Gerald Nomato
Head of Foreign Relations, Grand Ambassador

OOC: Actually, any complaints if I try and smuggle arms to the victims.

Official Regime Directive......

The United Military Regime of Xharn
The Ministry of Foreign Relations

The United Military Regime of Xharn applauds the actions of the King of Jufedkg. We find your nation's rationale sensible and intelligent. The Regime would like to establish an embassy exchange program and maybe initiate trade between our two nations. The Regime would also like to assist in crushing the belligerence of the people of your rebellious province of Shoziwe. If you agree we shall aid you with a Death Korps Legion. These are the Regime's elite troops used in operations that require swift and efficient action against enemy soldiers and civilians.




Signed,

Grand Ambassador Gerald Nomato
Head of Foreign Relations, Grand Ambassador

We thank the Regime for their support and would be most willing to open an embassy exchange as well as a trade line. As of this time the region of Shoziwe has been quelled, however if it hadn't we would most definately accept your military support. If another region becomes belligerent or certain imperialistic powers decide to carry through with threats, we would appreciate the deployment of your soldiers.

~His Majesty

OOC: They're already crushed.

OOC: Ah. And there's no other rebel groups at the moment?

OOC: Ah. And there's no other rebel groups at the moment?

OOC: No although I was beginning to think of maybe having a civil war, but I don't know if I have the time right now.

the empire deplores these acts and shall consider militry action

The Royal Fiefdom doesn't like you.

~His Majesty

Recipient: His Majesty, King of Jufedkg
Sender: Jeffery Ottoman III, President, The Infinite Crucible / Christos Ithiel, Supreme Regalarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Depravity

The Holy Land of The Infinite Crucible has decided for the moment that no military action should be taken against Jufedkg and its petty leader. Let it be known, however, that this does not mean an invasion will not come within the foreseeable future.

However, we wonder why His Majesty requires this tribute? Perhaps he is a debtor, so hopelessly bound to loan sharks abroad that he must scrounge the money of his citizens to pay for his own lackluster worth. Or was his wedding planner a con artist? Perhaps he lacks the sense to know the true price of a wedding cake, paying billions for some ornate frosting. However, many a planner has been known to overcharge when marrying a whore. Or is he simply greedy? Does he slaver at the shine of gold, like some primal bird that collects the shiny bits of metal for its nest? Is it tradition? If so than it is a foolish tradition, and the king is a fool to follow it. If he truly wanted the money, why not raise taxes? Or embezzle a bit from the treasury? Surely these acts are not below a man willing to commit genocide! Instead he takes the fools road, displaying his utter ignorance on issues of subtlety and the global climate.

So not only are you immoral and unfit for rule, but you are unintelligent, stupid, a dumb ass for lack of a better word. We thank you, you can now be added to our text books as a case example of a man who knows nothing of power and rule. Beyond that you can join the likes of Adolf Hitler and Stalin, forever spat upon by hind site.

Good day sir, may you sit in squalor, choked by your obtuse intellect and political system.

–End Transmission–

The condemnation was harsh, but it was not the end. Unbeknownst to the community at large a strike team of clergy was assembling. They had but one goal upon departure, assassinate the His Majesty and all those associated if possible.

ooc: Can I get some details on your nation?

Recipient: His Majesty, King of Jufedkg
Sender: Jeffery Ottoman III, President, The Infinite Crucible / Christos Ithiel, Supreme Regalarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Depravity

The Holy Land of The Infinite Crucible has decided for the moment that no military action should be taken against Jufedkg and its petty leader. Let it be known, however, that this does not mean an invasion will not come within the foreseeable future.

However, we wonder why His Majesty requires this tribute? Perhaps he is a debtor, so hopelessly bound to loan sharks abroad that he must scrounge the money of his citizens to pay for his own lackluster worth. Or was his wedding planner a con artist? Perhaps he lacks the sense to know the true price of a wedding cake, paying billions for some ornate frosting. However, many a planner has been known to overcharge when marrying a whore. Or is he simply greedy? Does he slaver at the shine of gold, like some primal bird that collects the shiny bits of metal for its nest? Is it tradition? If so than it is a foolish tradition, and the king is a fool to follow it. If he truly wanted the money, why not raise taxes? Or embezzle a bit from the treasury? Surely these acts are not below a man willing to commit genocide! Instead he takes the fools road, displaying his utter ignorance on issues of subtlety and the global climate.

So not only are you immoral and unfit for rule, but you are unintelligent, stupid, a dumb ass for lack of a better word. We thank you, you can now be added to our text books as a case example of a man who knows nothing of power and rule. Beyond that you can join the likes of Adolf Hitler and Stalin, forever spat upon by hind site.

Good day sir, may you sit in squalor, choked by your obtuse intellect and political system.

–End Transmission–

The condemnation was harsh, but it was not the end. Unbeknownst to the community at large a strike team of clergy was assembling. They had but one goal upon departure, assassinate the His Majesty and all those associated if possible.

ooc: Can I get some details on your nation?

As of this moment we are making your transmission available to the world. Why you should feel it necessary to make such a brutal and hostile verbal assault I do not know. Normally a message, whether friendly or not, would entail a response, which I would be willing to give. However your complete utter uncalled for hostility suggests that you wish to talk to no one and merely play with yourself, as such I shall leave you to do so. Expect a declaration of war soon enough.

~His Majesty

[OOC: Jufedkg, mind If I send a diplomat to your capital [?], I'd like to discuss something.]

[OOC: Jufedkg, mind If I send a diplomat to your capital [?], I'd like to discuss something.]

Go ahead.

As of this moment we are making your transmission available to the world. Why you should feel it necessary to make such a brutal and hostile verbal assault I do not know. Normally a message, whether friendly or not, would entail a response, which I would be willing to give. However your complete utter uncalled for hostility suggests that you wish to talk to no one and merely play with yourself, as such I shall leave you to do so. Expect a declaration of war soon enough.

~His Majesty

Recipient: His Majesty, King of Jufedkg
Sender: Jeffery Ottoman III, President, The Infinite Crucible / Christos Ithiel, Supreme Regalarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Explanation

My good friend, Your Majesty, we understand your anger at our statements. However, your words do you no justice, for they only enforce an even clearer image of your megalomaniac mind. Perhaps you should take a moment from nursing your damaged ego to look at your current situation. You have slaughtered your own people without blinking, but simple text message has sent you reeling into a tantrum! Come, come.

You speak of our uncalled hostility, my good friend, did your people warrant such hostility? Government serves the people, not the other way around. You betrayed them, you have betrayed your own humanity.

Moving along, would you expect our condemnation to be simple and tame? A short snippet generated by a low level intern? If we are simply going to take verbal action, it must be brutal, crushing. It seems that we have achieved our goal with your unwillingness to respond and even a threat of war! Now we admit that a few bits of our letter may have been petty, but petty words for petty leaders.

Finally, on the topic of war, that would not be a wise decision. Beyond the fact that you, not us, would be the aggressor, something that would not bode well for you in the international arena, and that you are deploying your troops to heal your damaged pride, another no, no in the world at large, but you would be risking your very existence. I suggest that you be grateful of our mercy, as there was always the possibility that it would be a CDF trooper coming through the door, not a memo.

–End Transmission–

ooc: Sorry if my previous letter was a bit harsh, and if any offense made it to ooc. Also, can I just have a general overview of your nation?

ooc: Sorry if my previous letter was a bit harsh, and if any offense made it to ooc. Also, can I just have a general overview of your nation?

OOC: It just knocked me off my feet, but I knew it was IC so I didnt take any OOC offense. I'm working on getting my new map hosted and then I can give you geographical info. Other than that what kind of info you want?

OOC: Map of Jufedkg (http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4733/jufedkghk7.png)

Yellow is desert.
Green is jungle/swamp.
The red in the sea is coral. Pretty much that entire side of the nation is coral, really shallow water, lots of jagged rocks, and then steep rock faces. It would be next to impossible for an invading army to come through there, it would have to come through the air. But we can't really use it either, we basically jsut have air and militayr bases on the top of the rock wall.
Yakutska is to the east, Kilamanjaro to the south. Those three islands were smaller originially but through the work of our three nations we expanded them and man them with soldiers and such.

That area fenned off by mountains, rock/coral, and water is the Royal land. (It's southwest of what would be the skull's right eye, base map of Jufedkg looks like a skull) Only the royal family and military are allowed here, in the center of all of this is the capital.

OOC: It just knocked me off my feet, but I knew it was IC so I didnt take any OOC offense. I'm working on getting my new map hosted and then I can give you geographical info. Other than that what kind of info you want?

OOC: Hmm let me think for a second. I think immigration and customs would be a good place to start. That would really determine how easy/hard it would be for clergy agents to get into the country. What police presence is like, other things pertaining to security. Also, if you dont want the agents to actually manage to kill your king, that is completely understandable.

Edit: Looking at your map, this is going to be a doozy to pull off. :p I also dont plan on invading, just dont have the enrgy in me at the moment for a war.

OOC: Hmm let me think for a second. I think immigration and customs would be a good place to start. That would really determine how easy/hard it would be for clergy agents to get into the country. What police presence is like, other things pertaining to security. Also, if you dont want the agents to actually manage to kill your king, that is completely understandable.

OOC: At first I didn't want them to kill him, but it would be a good RP, so I think I'll let them.

Well there would certainly be no legal way to get into the country. Jufedkg is open mainly to only members of the CAD alliance and vassal regions. The only other people in the nation would be diplomats.

Jufedkg is a militaristic nation and many people excercise their rights to make citizen's arrests, and the large amount of real police officers do not hesitate to shoot a criminal for anything from littering to armed robbery.

You would probably need to RP as if your men had already made it into another CAD nation and boarded a ship for Jufedkg in that place. Then you'd have to find some way to avoid customs and immigration, because they would most likely find that you weren't true members of a CAD nation. I'll leave that up to you, you can use murder, evasion, whatever you want; but trying overwhelming force will no doubt result in death. Any violence must be secret and subtle. Once you get in the country we can move on from there.

EDIT, seeing as I'm supporting this OOC, there will of course be more liberty given to your men and more blunders by my men IC then there would normally be.

From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, New Ausha

To: The Province of Jufedkg

We take it you have already made preperations, or already have ceceeded. If this is true, we pledge aid to your cause. Simply give your blessing and acceptance to these reinforcments, and we will commit the following troops. Though the public is uneducated to your plight, the New Aushan Associated Press will make a report on your nation, so our actions are justified in the eyes of our people. Film crews will arrive soon. Please, see to thier safety.

- 300,000 Infantry

- 320 Tanks

- 650 Armored Vehicles

- 110 Attack Helicopters

- 40 Heavy Bombers

- 20 Light Bombers


May you survive the vicous attack of the imperialists.

IC:Why should I step down from power for doing what is necessary to secure my nation's security and peace? Why should I step down from power for doing what any other sane ruler would have done? Why should I step down from power? How about you step down from power or face our military, ok?



-- A message to the Royal Office of Jufedkg --

To believe you would agree to our requests was wishful-thinking, but diplomacy must always come before war, in every case. We do indeed have an offer for you.

Demidia is prepared to intake any refugees or citizens who wish to leave your nation. This would empty your nation of those whom you would deem "unacceptables". We would however need safe aerial access to the war-torn region.

Please advise.

-- End of transmission --

OOC: I might be going on a limb but I'm assuming your military is still in the area, possibly opening up a small conflict, I'll TG you in a sec.

Recipient: His Majesty, King of Jufedkg
Sender: Jeffery Ottoman III, President, The Infinite Crucible / Christos Ithiel, Supreme Regalarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Explanation

My good friend, Your Majesty, we understand your anger at our statements. However, your words do you no justice, for they only enforce an even clearer image of your megalomaniac mind. Perhaps you should take a moment from nursing your damaged ego to look at your current situation. You have slaughtered your own people without blinking, but simple text message has sent you reeling into a tantrum! Come, come.

You speak of our uncalled hostility, my good friend, did your people warrant such hostility? Government serves the people, not the other way around. You betrayed them, you have betrayed your own humanity.

Moving along, would you expect our condemnation to be simple and tame? A short snippet generated by a low level intern? If we are simply going to take verbal action, it must be brutal, crushing. It seems that we have achieved our goal with your unwillingness to respond and even a threat of war! Now we admit that a few bits of our letter may have been petty, but petty words for petty leaders.

Finally, on the topic of war, that would not be a wise decision. Beyond the fact that you, not us, would be the aggressor, something that would not bode well for you in the international arena, and that you are deploying your troops to heal your damaged pride, another no, no in the world at large, but you would be risking your very existence. I suggest that you be grateful of our mercy, as there was always the possibility that it would be a CDF trooper coming through the door, not a memo.

–End Transmission–

If I were truly in a tantrum Royal soldiers would be loading into Royal transports as we speak, however I am not. Now as you no doubt do not know before you jumped to such conclusions, Shoziwe has been a hotbed of revolution and resistance ever since the Royal Fiefdom was formed. They have actually gone into open rebellion several times, butchering and enslaving the inhabitants of neighboring provinces. Time after time Royal soldiers, assisted by neighboring militias, have stopped them and their rebellion and freed the slaves. Royal proclamations often go unanswered as Shoziwe ignores anyone other than themselves. We have finally had enough and given them a taste of their own medicine, I am very touchy about my daughter.

In addition, that is why the senseless hostility of your last letter did anger me. Insults, taunts, and threats are a routine part of life on the political scene; but no national leader, whether humanitarian, genocidal, hostile, friendly, democratic, dictatorial, or whatever is low enough to insult the family of another. Any and all political figures know that everything is fair game but insults on family, that is where any and all draw the line; and you crosses it in your first transmission to our nation ever.

Our aggression would be warranted, and I’m sure our many powerful allies would support us. Risking our existence? Not likely. We are a member of two vastly powerful alliances, and I doubt anything other than a giant coalition of nations with 4 billion+ could begin to think of damaging us. We shall not be grateful for your mercy which we shall do the same with or without it, you should be glad that I have a more sensible head then you seem to believe and that we are showing you mercy.

~His Majesty

From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, New Ausha

To: The Province of Jufedkg

We take it you have already made preperations, or already have ceceeded. If this is true, we pledge aid to your cause. Simply give your blessing and acceptance to these reinforcments, and we will commit the following troops. Though the public is uneducated to your plight, the New Aushan Associated Press will make a report on your nation, so our actions are justified in the eyes of our people. Film crews will arrive soon. Please, see to thier safety.

- 300,000 Infantry

- 320 Tanks

- 650 Armored Vehicles

- 110 Attack Helicopters

- 40 Heavy Bombers

- 20 Light Bombers


May you survive the vicous attack of the imperialists.

We thank you for the forces, but are not entirely sure what they are for. However, again we are thankful.

~His Majesty

We thank you for the forces, but are not entirely sure what they are for. However, again we are thankful.

~His Majesty

OOC: Hmmmm "Belligerence crushed in Jufedkg (you)" Hmmm maybe I dunoo, I some how thought you were um, under attack?

From: MOFA, NA

To: Jufedkg

The force will be used for detternce, and if the time comes, defence. Please advise.

-- A message to the Royal Office of Jufedkg --

To believe you would agree to our requests was wishful-thinking, but diplomacy must always come before war, in every case. We do indeed have an offer for you.

Demidia is prepared to intake any refugees or citizens who wish to leave your nation. This would empty your nation of those whom you would deem "unacceptables". We would however need safe aerial access to the war-torn region.

Please advise.

-- End of transmission --

OOC: I might be going on a limb but I'm assuming your military is still in the area, possibly opening up a small conflict, I'll TG you in a sec.

Other than the region of Shoziwe, which has been taken care of, there is no one who objects to Royal rule. If however others wish to leave, we shall allow them to go where they want; and if it’s your nation, we shall contact you.

~His Majesty

Official Statement of The Rosian Republic

Oh look at that, another massacre. Another group of nations condemning the nation and another group supporting it. Yes, and I bet all of you are sending lists of what forces to send. Typical. The minute we go isolationist, peace happens and now this. To be honest I haven't seen a massacre in awhile, why, not in a few years to be honest. But yes, the Rosian Republic condemns blah blah blah and suggests that a peaceful attempt is blah blah... oh hell.

Ah Emperor, I see the Generian Empire hasn't fallen yet. How are the kids? Fine I hope. Hell I've been in this business for year I can't get a break. Well (WOO!) you! (WEE!) all of you! Stop being so ugly, get better flags and learn some diplomatic skills.

To be frank the Rosian position is simple: we don't give a flying (OOPS!) Now please finish your conflict, the RBC is covering this story and I'm missing my soaps.

Yours,

Sergei Ilyanov
Foreign Minister
The Rosian Republic

P.S. Don't use nuclear weapons, they really mess up the environment and they screw with my satellite connection.

-- Personal message to the King -- VIEWABLE ONLY

Damn you. You are responsible for the deaths of innocent lives. May you rot in hell for eternity. I hope it was worth it, because this action might cost you more than you think.

- Stephen Randall.

Official Statement of The Rosian Republic

Oh look at that, another massacre. Another group of nations condemning the nation and another group supporting it. Yes, and I bet all of you are sending lists of what forces to send. Typical. The minute we go isolationist, peace happens and now this. To be honest I haven't seen a massacre in awhile, why, not in a few years to be honest. But yes, the Rosian Republic condemns blah blah blah and suggests that a peaceful attempt is blah blah... oh hell.

Ah Emperor, I see the Generian Empire hasn't fallen yet. How are the kids? Fine I hope. Hell I've been in this business for year I can't get a break. Well (WOO!) you! (WEE!) all of you! Stop being so ugly, get better flags and learn some diplomatic skills.

To be frank the Rosian position is simple: we don't give a flying (OOPS!) Now please finish your conflict, the RBC is covering this story and I'm missing my soaps.

Yours,

Sergei Ilyanov
Foreign Minister
The Rosian Republic

P.S. Don't use nuclear weapons, they really mess up the environment and they screw with my satellite connection.

OOC: Umm... relax? Its NS roleplay bro, take a breath before you pop a bloodvessel or something.

OOC: Umm... relax? Its NS roleplay bro, take a breath before you pop a bloodvessel or something.

(You obviously don't know about the history of this nation :P)

Recipient: His Majesty, King of Jufedkg
Sender: Jeffery Ottoman III, President, The Infinite Crucible / Christos Ithiel, Supreme Regalarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Explanation

If what you say of the Shoziwe province is true, I believe we owe you an apology. Such harsh words may not have been appropriate, but none the less before we change our current official stance we require proof of previous aggrevances committed by the Shoziwe people. In the future it may be prudent to release such statements along with your original announcements.

Despite this, we believe there are always better ways to handle problems than to simply kill your people. As such, even if proof is given of previous atrocities committed by the Shoziwe, we can not forgive you. However, there is little we can say until proof is given.

–End Transmission–

The Royal Fiefdom condems the lack of necessity for these sanctions, but enjoys the fact that we shall not have to trade with lesbians.

~His Majesty

Bah. Our economy pimp-slaps yours, so it's your loss, not ours. Also, it would be healthy for you to realize that our gender and or our sexual oriention will not rule out military action.

~State Department.

From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To: Jufedkg

We will need a response as to you accepting our forces in your land or not. Note: this is a deterrence force, to keep your agressors from attacking. Have you ceceeded? Please respond, or we will disavow any knowledge as to our offer for aid.

OOC: Tree hugging lesbains has a waaaaay better ecomony than you Jufedkg. Dont mess with em. Hell, thier economy pimp slaps me. lol jufekdg your so new, your not even on the ns economy tracker lol.

Official Imperial Statement:

The government of Kahanistan could not hold a candle to that of Generia's so we would request that you immediately desist from insulting her government or face political and military assault from the War Machine of Borman Empire.

Furthermore, when we read the statement by Kahanistan, all we see is hypocrisy and imperialism. Kahanistan is blatantly spitting out things that she can not know as true and merely relying on her trumped up sense of importance to convince other nations that her dribble is correct, when it is not. Kahanistan is merely trying to find some reason for invading a smaller nation, and the world sees it as such.

If Kahanistan finds the need to invade Jufedkg to satisfy "lack of sexual stimuli needs", Borman Empire will find the need to invade Kahanistan to stop imperialism.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

This is not about imperialism or sexual needs, this is about people being murdered and enslaved over wedding gifts. We do not believe for one second that the people of Shuziwe were nearly as rich as the Jufedkgian terrorist regime claims; if they were, would they not have avoided bloodshed or at least bought themselves some decent weapons?

The Borman Empire would have the international community believe that we seek to invade smaller nations and annex them. This is patently false; Jufedkg is not significantly smaller than us, and we spend a much smaller percentage of our budget on defense than most CAD states.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

---

Kahanistanian Military Movements

The Republic Navy began to remove its normal anti-shipping missile batteries from its Ticonderoga and Kirov-class battlecruisers, its Zumwalt-class destroyers, and its Super Yamato-class battleships, to replace them with Lance launchers.

Kahanistanian submarines continued to undergo refits, and the Republic Navy mobilized the 14th Fleet, composed of four carrier strike groups, to depart at a moment's notice.

Production of Lance missiles increased by 50%. The Republic Navy was clearly gearing for war.

OOC: Tree hugging lesbains has a waaaaay better ecomony than you Jufedkg. Dont mess with em. Hell, thier economy pimp slaps me. lol jufekdg your so new, your not even on the ns economy tracker lol.

OOC: Even if it does, I doubt my nation would be quick to acknowledge that.

OOC: Hmmmm "Belligerence crushed in Jufedkg (you)" Hmmm maybe I dunoo, I some how thought you were um, under attack?

From: MOFA, NA

To: Jufedkg

The force will be used for detternce, and if the time comes, defence. Please advise.

OOC: I thought you had been sending them to Shoziwe and I was going to have the Royal forces take control.

IC: Understood. Again, thank you.

~His Majesty

-- Personal message to the King -- VIEWABLE ONLY

Damn you. You are responsible for the deaths of innocent lives. May you rot in hell for eternity. I hope it was worth it, because this action might cost you more than you think.

- Stephen Randall.

Ha, innocent lives; hardly. I shall not rot in hell, I shall head to heaven where my father resides, and his father before him, and his before his, and so on. I hardly see how justice could cost me more than I think, unless your threatening war. If it comes to war I assure you Mr. Randall, Jufedkg has many large allies.

~His Majesty

Recipient: His Majesty, King of Jufedkg
Sender: Jeffery Ottoman III, President, The Infinite Crucible / Christos Ithiel, Supreme Regalarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Explanation

If what you say of the Shoziwe province is true, I believe we owe you an apology. Such harsh words may not have been appropriate, but none the less before we change our current official stance we require proof of previous aggrevances committed by the Shoziwe people. In the future it may be prudent to release such statements along with your original announcements.

Despite this, we believe there are always better ways to handle problems than to simply kill your people. As such, even if proof is given of previous atrocities committed by the Shoziwe, we can not forgive you. However, there is little we can say until proof is given.

–End Transmission–

What would you require for proof?

~His Majesty

Bah. Our economy pimp-slaps yours, so it's your loss, not ours. Also, it would be healthy for you to realize that our gender and or our sexual oriention will not rule out military action.

~State Department.

I assure you our economy is far dominant. Also, it would be healthy for you to realize that while your gender and sexual orientation may not rule out military action, it does mean that you are inferior at it.

~His Majesty

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

This is not about imperialism or sexual needs, this is about people being murdered and enslaved over wedding gifts. We do not believe for one second that the people of Shuziwe were nearly as rich as the Jufedkgian terrorist regime claims; if they were, would they not have avoided bloodshed or at least bought themselves some decent weapons?

The Borman Empire would have the international community believe that we seek to invade smaller nations and annex them. This is patently false; Jufedkg is not significantly smaller than us, and we spend a much smaller percentage of our budget on defense than most CAD states.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

---

Kahanistanian Military Movements

The Republic Navy began to remove its normal anti-shipping missile batteries from its Ticonderoga and Kirov-class battlecruisers, its Zumwalt-class destroyers, and its Super Yamato-class battleships, to replace them with Lance launchers.

Kahanistanian submarines continued to undergo refits, and the Republic Navy mobilized the 14th Fleet, composed of four carrier strike groups, to depart at a moment's notice.

Production of Lance missiles increased by 50%. The Republic Navy was clearly gearing for war.

Official Imperial Statement:

As Jufedkg seems to have made clear, these Shoziwe inhabitants seemed to serve only their intrests and in fact committed war and slavery several times before.

But whatever the Empire and Kahanistan may exchange verbally is irrelevant to the fact that Jufedkg is a member of the CAD and UNA alliance. As such a decleration of war upon them will bring in allied states such as Borman Empire.

New Aushan Army Command:

We cannot let your forces take control. With all due respect, we are sending General Marvosk to oversee operations. We request linking up with your forces, to form suitable defenses. More troops will arrive if needed. If you are in need of additional Aushan forces, please make a formal request.

-New Aushan Troops are beggining to land within Judekdg territory (A total of 10,000/300,000)

-Tanks will be slow to unload

-Naval Units are en route to provide supplies

-Artillery and construction materials will be there in awhile

The planes flew high over th murky water.

"So, what do ya make of this new war, captain?"

"This isnt a war, we are a deterrent force."

"Riight."

OOC: Im landing in Judekdg territory, for your defense.

((Three cheers for the Blue Screen of Death. F*** MICROSOFT HARD!))

The boats arrived in the Jufedkgian harbor and two cargo planes landed in a nearby airfield. The Drow Elves were strange looking, but not totally alien. They were human-looking except for their long, pointed ears, slightly short stature, white hair, black skin, and almost black eyes. 230 Drow Elves unloaded trucks and weaponry. Giant, nasty-lloking spiders with swordlike forelegs scuttled about in tiny cages with red markings on teh trucks they were loaded onto. One man was stupid enough to get close to one of teh spiders with bars taht were less apart and was sliced from his bottom neck down to his belly and didn't recieve medical attention in time. The Drow explained their policies that they were not responsible for the stupidity of humans getting too close to clearly marked cages (In Drow, but neither party cared.)

The Drow loaded themselves and their weapons into the armored and covered trucks and took off for the province taht insulted teh local king. Few knew that several of teh trucks were loaded with empty cages, ready for new slaves to be carried off to the Drow cities.

((Three cheers for the Blue Screen of Death. F*** MICROSOFT HARD!))

The boats arrived in the Jufedkgian harbor and two cargo planes landed in a nearby airfield. The Drow Elves were strange looking, but not totally alien. They were human-looking except for their long, pointed ears, slightly short stature, white hair, black skin, and almost black eyes. 230 Drow Elves unloaded trucks and weaponry. Giant, nasty-lloking spiders with swordlike forelegs scuttled about in tiny cages with red markings on teh trucks they were loaded onto. One man was stupid enough to get close to one of teh spiders with bars taht were less apart and was sliced from his bottom neck down to his belly and didn't recieve medical attention in time. The Drow explained their policies that they were not responsible for the stupidity of humans getting too close to clearly marked cages (In Drow, but neither party cared.)

The Drow loaded themselves and their weapons into the armored and covered trucks and took off for the province taht insulted teh local king. Few knew that several of teh trucks were loaded with empty cages, ready for new slaves to be carried off to the Drow cities.


OOC: WTF? Elves? Spiders? This is MT right? I dont do any magical creature rps... So i'm gonna ignore that.


The planes landed promptly, and the soldier began to unload. The boats arrived, unloading thier payload of tanks and vehicles.

-New Aushan Infantry is still arriving (230,000/300,000)

-Tanks unloading (45/140)

-Vehicle unloading going well (420/700)

-Artillery slow to unload (14/300 pieces)

-Defensive positions erected along border

-Planes are flying into friendly territory. An allied linguistics system is in progree.

-Helicopters scout the border

-Satillite intelligence being gathered

OOC: Actual spiders seems a bit out there, but seeing as they are not being RPed against other nations and merely my own people, I see no problem with it.

IC: You may deploy the spider shepards any time you want at any port on the southern coast of Jufedkg, that's closer to Shoziwe.
OOC: Juf gave me permission, and I never use them without permission from the RP starter. Unless he says no to the Spiders, I'm here to stay, whether you like it or not.

OOC: Juf gave me permission, and I never use them without permission from the RP starter. Unless he says no to the Spiders, I'm here to stay, whether you like it or not.

OOC: Thats fine. Im still gonna ignore you. ^_^

OOC: Did this thread die, or what?

OOC: I dont think yet, Jufedkg just might not have had time to get on boards.

I declare jufedkg has lost, because he has chosen too cut and run. w00t

OOC: Sorry, havn't been able to get online. And no, I have not cut and run.

And I didn't really realize you were such a fantasy nation. Sorry but I don't think this will work out too well. But thanks for the offer.

IC:

We would like to again thank New Ausha for their support.

~His Majesty

OOC: Sorry, havn't been able to get online. And no, I have not cut and run.

And I didn't really realize you were such a fantasy nation. Sorry but I don't think this will work out too well. But thanks for the offer.

IC:

We would like to again thank New Ausha for their support.

~His Majesty

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:

Fantasy nation? How insulting. Especially coming from such a weak nation, whose leaderships mental capacity is just as weak. New Ausha is now an enemy of jufedkg considering joining the enemies of Jufedkg.


-Full economic sanction

-All defensive utilities withdrawn


International Declaration:

The disgusting, imperialistic leadership of Jufedkg has commited attrosities towards its own citizenry! Can we ignore this? The people of Shoziwe deserve better. I propose, operation Shoziweian Libertaion.

Goals-

-Shoziwe as an independant nation
-Border between Shoziwe and Jufedkg de-millitarized
-Repirations payed too Shoziwe for attrocities, by Jufedkg
-An apology from the Jufedkg leadership

We ask all enemies of jufedkg too rise up, and aid the suffering.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:

Fantasy nation? -snip- and aid the suffering.

OOC: His fantasy nation comment was an OOC comment. So no declaring war or anything of that sort based off of it. Unless I am missing something... Which is quite possible considering the hour.

OOC: Sorry, havn't been able to get online. And no, I have not cut and run.

And I didn't really realize you were such a fantasy nation. Sorry but I don't think this will work out too well. But thanks for the offer.
((I'm not fantasy, dammit! I'm just MT with nonhuman characters! AAAAGH!
AAA-huh...
*Cries*))

OOC: His fantasy nation comment was an OOC comment. So no declaring war or anything of that sort based off of it. Unless I am missing something... Which is quite possible considering the hour.


My apologies. But sure I am a fantasy nation. By Jufekdg's definition, Im attentive to threads, follow the NS economy tracker, and my population, and am an overall good player.

My apologies. But sure I am a fantasy nation. By Jufekdg's definition, Im attentive to threads, follow the NS economy tracker, and my population, and am an overall good player.

OOC: First off it was OOC, and secondly it was not about you.

((I'm not fantasy, dammit! I'm just MT with nonhuman characters! AAAAGH!
AAA-huh...
*Cries*))

OOC: Dude, that's fantasy. The only way to not have humans is fantasy and FT, and neither work well with MT.

((It seems to be working rather well for me so far. Why do we have to restricted to simply humans? Look at Camel Eaters or the Trannsylvania. They use non-human, even super-human characters quite liberally and they're very active and (In my opinion) very respected players. At any time somebody could say "OMG THAT'S BS!" but they don't. My Drow Elves are tweaked so they can't use most of their abilities, and I ask for permission to use their abilities beforehand if I deem it useable. In reality, all they are is just a bunch of humans with long ears, black skin, and white hair. I don't see the reason for the descrimination, honestly. I can understand, but from a reasonable viewpoint I don't see it.))

OOC: Transylvania only uses a vampire for his leader which really doesn't effect much cause he's not going out into battle. I havn't seen Camel Eaters RP in a while, but yes he does use some non-human characters.

As long as they don't have any special abilities that are being used, I don't see much problem with it.