The Shaimung Dynasty
27-08-2006, 08:48
"Damn you Doctor Courage! I'll hunt you to the ends of the Earth!"Emperor Shaimung DLVIII screamed out the window until his throat nearly went hoarse, helplessly watching the Yankee Science Hero fly off with his jet pack. Once again his scheme was in shambles, his latest Destructo-Beam was destroyed, and he was fairly certain yet another one of his daughters had been seduced by his nemesis rugged good looks.
"I hold you responsible for this failure Professor Paingasm!"
"Vait my lord mein design vas perfekt! I could not haff anticipated the intervention of der Amerikaner!"
"Incredible, the Americans and the Soviets got nazi rocket scientists and I got you. Guards! Take the good professor here and feed him to the rabid eunuchs!"
As his loyal guards dragged off the screaming minion, the Emperor turned his thoughts to the UN. Surely membership would protect him and his Zamothran neighbors from the constant intervention of the likes of Doctor Courage and Brad Bretterson and his amazing Dynamo Robot! He retired to his study to pen a request for United Nations membership in Esperanto, which he assumed was the language of that worldwide governing body.
"I hold you responsible for this failure Professor Paingasm!"
"Vait my lord mein design vas perfekt! I could not haff anticipated the intervention of der Amerikaner!"
"Incredible, the Americans and the Soviets got nazi rocket scientists and I got you. Guards! Take the good professor here and feed him to the rabid eunuchs!"
As his loyal guards dragged off the screaming minion, the Emperor turned his thoughts to the UN. Surely membership would protect him and his Zamothran neighbors from the constant intervention of the likes of Doctor Courage and Brad Bretterson and his amazing Dynamo Robot! He retired to his study to pen a request for United Nations membership in Esperanto, which he assumed was the language of that worldwide governing body.