Borman Empire
26-08-2006, 17:12
Public broadcast made by Emperor Bhalk:
“Well hello everyone, today is truly a glorious day. Why do you ask? Well, because today is VS day. What’s VS day? Why, Victory Shoobooshaaba of course. Exactly two years ago Shoobooshaaba surrendered to the allied coalition after he attempted a campaign of genocide and was stopped by allied forces. In those two years Shoobans have gone on to be the single lowest form of life on earth, serving as slaves in every nation who wishes to have them, and possesses cordial relations with The Parthians. This is most likely the strongest and most lasting effect of the war. Shoobooshaaba also serves as a strong Imperial colony for the Borman Empire and Generic Empire, as well as the city in control of The Parthians. Today we remember that great announcement made two years ago. After withdrawal of Wirrawayan forces from the theatre, Shoobooshaaba was left completely defenseless and broken, and surrendered within a minute after the withdrawal. That one proclamation, so short and of seemingly small importance at the time has gone on to create a legend which every nation had heard or felt one way or another. But now, we remember it. And we do so with alcohol! Within the Borman capital of Jonaked there will be a massive festival held to any and all who wish to attend, regardless of whether or not they were part of the coalition or own Shoobans. It’s time for celebration, and all are invited!”
Jonaked:
The massive hall had not seen use since SEATO parties oh so many years ago, but it was ready to serve once more. Large oaken bars stood on both sides of the giant hall, serving every native brew and many many foreign drinks. Barkeeps stood at the ready to make any kind of wild drink which was not dispensed through the push of a button or pull of a lever. The massive ornate fountain in the center exploded to life as beer shot out the top and came down to land in the lower bowl, then over flew into the bowl beneath, then again, and then finally shot in vertical and diagonal lines of beer into the bottom. Mugs and glasses decorate the short tables positioned around the fountain. Waiters crisscrossed the room carrying drinks and food for all who wished to partake in their consumption. A large white table at the back was hidden underneath the massive quantities of food, which it held. Flanking the table were large wooden caskets stuffed to the brim with fine cigars from all over the world. And finally, Shoobans stood congregated in several areas; ready to rush off and make true the wishes of any partygoer, whether it be something small like retrieval of a napkin to something not so small, like a fight to the death.
OOC: Unfortunately most of the day I will not have access to a computer, but I just think the world should know and have a chance to celebrate. Feel free to just come on in and RP the actions of waiters, Shoobans, and bartenders. Have fun!
“Well hello everyone, today is truly a glorious day. Why do you ask? Well, because today is VS day. What’s VS day? Why, Victory Shoobooshaaba of course. Exactly two years ago Shoobooshaaba surrendered to the allied coalition after he attempted a campaign of genocide and was stopped by allied forces. In those two years Shoobans have gone on to be the single lowest form of life on earth, serving as slaves in every nation who wishes to have them, and possesses cordial relations with The Parthians. This is most likely the strongest and most lasting effect of the war. Shoobooshaaba also serves as a strong Imperial colony for the Borman Empire and Generic Empire, as well as the city in control of The Parthians. Today we remember that great announcement made two years ago. After withdrawal of Wirrawayan forces from the theatre, Shoobooshaaba was left completely defenseless and broken, and surrendered within a minute after the withdrawal. That one proclamation, so short and of seemingly small importance at the time has gone on to create a legend which every nation had heard or felt one way or another. But now, we remember it. And we do so with alcohol! Within the Borman capital of Jonaked there will be a massive festival held to any and all who wish to attend, regardless of whether or not they were part of the coalition or own Shoobans. It’s time for celebration, and all are invited!”
Jonaked:
The massive hall had not seen use since SEATO parties oh so many years ago, but it was ready to serve once more. Large oaken bars stood on both sides of the giant hall, serving every native brew and many many foreign drinks. Barkeeps stood at the ready to make any kind of wild drink which was not dispensed through the push of a button or pull of a lever. The massive ornate fountain in the center exploded to life as beer shot out the top and came down to land in the lower bowl, then over flew into the bowl beneath, then again, and then finally shot in vertical and diagonal lines of beer into the bottom. Mugs and glasses decorate the short tables positioned around the fountain. Waiters crisscrossed the room carrying drinks and food for all who wished to partake in their consumption. A large white table at the back was hidden underneath the massive quantities of food, which it held. Flanking the table were large wooden caskets stuffed to the brim with fine cigars from all over the world. And finally, Shoobans stood congregated in several areas; ready to rush off and make true the wishes of any partygoer, whether it be something small like retrieval of a napkin to something not so small, like a fight to the death.
OOC: Unfortunately most of the day I will not have access to a computer, but I just think the world should know and have a chance to celebrate. Feel free to just come on in and RP the actions of waiters, Shoobans, and bartenders. Have fun!