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The great Eternal seer Erintor, who even the reckoning of the Eternals possessed great ability in the foresight that was very comparable to that of the Eldest One of the Eternals who had access to the mind of the creator god the Highest One, foresaw what the future of humanity in the long run will be. Recording his visions for the future he has predicated a number of futures that might be for humanity given there current course.

The future that Erintor predicated ranged from that humanity will rise to high things beyond themselves by far or they will descend into darkness and chaos beyond all now. As well, Erintor predicated that humanity might also not change.

Prophecies:

1. Man rise themselves up high to the levels of the gods.
There they be of great beings of light and peace.
Years, untold shall pass, man shall become onto new levels.
Till, they reach to become those of light and of energy.
Then evermore shall they live as gods to the lower races.
Till, the time comes to pass for the return of those of old…

2. Years untold of labor shall pass as humanity grows,
Through their labors they shall walk the path of twilight.
In the twilight they shall be nourished with great knowledge.
This knowledge shall change man into something greater.
Man shall evolve to be a great, logical and powerful race.
Slowly they shall evolve till they gain a measure which in the past they could not fathom.
Then they shall ascend and live amongst the elders forever more in unending bliss.

3. By evil and chaos shall man be enveloped entirely.
With these evils all around them an shall submit to them utterly.
Few humans shall resist and to this they shall not fight much.
Then humanity shall become dark and evil,
Mutated shall they become by these chaotic forces.
Their emotions shall be sold in exchange for more power from their evil chaotic masters.
Then for untold years shall man lives this fate until the time of judgment shall come.

4. Man shall be consumed by chaos in their quest for knowledge and power.
To their own designs shall they be submitted to it.
Yet, they shall remain in their own mind and be a calculating people.
For this they shall seek to spread chaos to all the ends of the universe and time.
Their end shall be their own and will remain unclear to all mortals.

OOC: Four very vague, very non-descript guesses. BZZZT! I suggest you give the prophet a real job.

OOC: You just predicted Chronosia. Several centuries late on that one.

OOC: I could make them more descriptive then I would have to do one that would tell the exact process, all I am doing really is telling it the end, but not the means to get there. That makes it being able to be read in a large number of easy adding to it a sense of openness and the ability to have more fun with them.

Vague, yet annoyingly precise, and not covering the most likely option. Your prophet needs lessons in writing poetry and prose.

OOC: I could make them more descriptive then I would have to do one that would tell the exact process, all I am doing really is telling it the end, but not the means to get there. That makes it being able to be read in a large number of easy adding to it a sense of openness and the ability to have more fun with them.

OOC: Still predicting Chronosia.

OOC: I could make them more descriptive then I would have to do one that would tell the exact process, all I am doing really is telling it the end, but not the means to get there. That makes it being able to be read in a large number of easy adding to it a sense of openness and the ability to have more fun with them.

You're saying 'might'. I mean, the guy's not even a prophet, when you get right down to it. Anyone can make predictions like that, especially when you're looking at 'might'.

OOC: You just predicted Chronosia. Several centuries late on that one.OOC: Actually, as of yet, he still has influences of the Chaos gods, but what I am predicting is that humanity shall evolve beyond them and spread chaos in the way as they see fit.

Four sharl ryde, and four sharl also ryde the skye atwixt, and four sharl ryde, and you sharl be there too, Anathema.

Pwned by a nonexistent 14th century prophetess.

Vague, yet annoyingly precise, and not covering the most likely option. Your prophet needs lessons in writing poetry and prose.Alright here is a more refined one of the first prediction:

Man rise themselves up high to the levels of the gods.
There they be of great beings of light and peace.
Years, untold shall pass, man shall become onto new levels.
Till, they reach to become those of light and of energy.
Then evermore shall they live as gods to the lower races.
Till, the time comes to pass for the return of those of old…

OOC: Actually, as of yet, he still has influences of the Chaos gods, but what I am predicting is that humanity shall evolve beyond them and spread chaos in the way as they see fit.

Bah. All your philosophical distinctions. "The Devil made me do it." The devil didn't make you do it, you came up with something so sickeningly hideous that most demons would vomit, and then, here's the best part, did it to another human.

Chaos no more controls Chronosia than he controls Chaos. He spreads it as he sees fit because that is his desire.

Four sharl ryde, and four sharl also ryde the skye atwixt, and four sharl ryde, and you sharl be there too, Anathema.

Pwned by a nonexistent 14th century prophetess.

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You're saying 'might'. I mean, the guy's not even a prophet, when you get right down to it. Anyone can make predictions like that, especially when you're looking at 'might'.The future is always uncertain as it never set in stone and from the highest point the mighty may fall. What, I mean is that nothing can ever truly be predicted accurately which for that purpose for the four different futures possible.

IC:

Humanity and all sentient life shall bow and submit to the Shadow Emperor. They shall be forever consumed into the eternal darkness and become one and divine..

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel Morthra

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Everyone loves a few Good Omens now and then...

Bah. All your philosophical distinctions. "The Devil made me do it." The devil didn't make you do it, you came up with something so sickeningly hideous that most demons would vomit, and then, here's the best part, did it to another human.

Chaos no more controls Chronosia than he controls Chaos. He spreads it as he sees fit because that is his desire.Remember that is easier to justify killing people if provide a belief to fight behind.

Remember that is easier to justify killing people if provide a belief to fight behind.

Weak. That's just justification. Justification is made after the act. You still DID it because you wanted to, and you justify your act by saying "He is an enemy of God." or "He hated me for my skin color." or "He believes in something that I do not." or "The Devil made me do it." Any one of those things may be true(except the last, because the devil never makes anyone do anything), but they don't excuse the fact that you just killed someone for no really compelling reason.

Pah. Justification is for pansies, and all your excuses and reasons and platitudes are a sham. Heaven and hell are no different except in method. They both want to run your life, just in a differentway. Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

IC:

Humanity and all sentient life shall bow and submit to the Shadow Emperor. They shall be forever consumed into the eternal darkness and become one and divine..

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel MorthraIC: The will of your master cannot ever occur becuase a person born mortal cannot be brought down by one such as you. This is due to the Eternals are of their own mind and cannot be coaxed down with the force you can muster, despite your mastery of darkness, as Eternals are of a different substance then you know of.

The Voice of the Eldest One

Weak. That's just justification. Justification is made after the act. You still DID it because you wanted to, and you justify your act by saying "He is an enemy of God." or "He hated me for my skin color." or "He believes in something that I do not." or "The Devil made me do it." Any one of those things may be true(except the last, because the devil never makes anyone do anything), but they don't excuse the fact that you just killed someone for no really compelling reason.

Pah. Justification is for pansies, and all your excuses and reasons and platitudes are a sham. Heaven and hell are no different except in method. They both want to run your life, just in a differentway. Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.A person chose to confuse themselves with a belief, but it is how they think of it in their mind on how they act on it. All they really are doing is justifying it because it will make it easier to do due to the excuse that you did it out of belief, but in the end the life, death, heaven, hell are what people make of it.

IC: The will of yourself cannot occur as a mortal born cannot be brought by one such as you because the Eternals are of their own mind and cannot be coaxed down with the force you can muster despite a mastery of darkness as Eternals are of a different substance then you know of.
OOC: That's got to be the worst run-on sentence I've seen on this forum so far... That and rather unintelligible. Care to try rewording that?

A person chose to confuse themselves with a belief, but it is how they think of it in their mind on how they act on it. All they really are doing is justifying it because it will make it easier to do due to the excuse that you did it out of belief, but in the end the life, death, heaven, hell are what people make of it.

Belief is secondary to action. We choose the belief that suits or desires, not the desires that suit our belief. Just ask Crowley.

IC: The will of your master cannot ever occur becuase a person born mortal cannot be brought down by one such as you. This is due to the Eternals are of their own mind and cannot be coaxed down with the force you can muster, despite your mastery of darkness, as Eternals are of a different substance then you know of.

The Voice of the Eldest One



The will of Shadow Emperor and the Shadow Goddess cannot be denied those that fail to see the path of the divine shadow shall be obliterated and consumed into the eternal void.

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel Morthra

The will of Shadow Emperor and the Shadow Goddess cannot be denied those that fail to see the path of the divine shadow shall be obliterated and consumed into the eternal void.

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel MorthraAs long as the will of the Eldest One remains not even the greatest of gods can make an Eternal submit to them. To try to force us under your palm will never work due you can never conquer or vanquish us because you were born mortal.

The Voice of the Eldest One

OOC: Good night.

As long as the will of the Eldest One remains not even the greatest of gods can make an Eternal submit to them. To try to force us under your palm will never work due you can never conquer or vanquish us because you were born mortal.

The Voice of the Eldest One

OOC: Good night.



Your people's foolishness knows no bounds. They are stubborn to believe that they are gods. They must therefore be put to the sword as heretics and heathens. They shall be cleansed from the stars as the Shadow Crusades sends their entire race into the void.

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel Morthra

OOC: Have a Good Night.

Er, ok. If you wish to be prophetic: read the Bible and based on biblical stories; Chaucer, Dante, Vorigane, and Francis of Assi; also read the Koran and arabic poets like al-Rummah, and al-Yaman. Also read read the works of people such as Lovecraft, Poe, Radcliffe, and Walpole; then you'll start to get the hang of how to write prophetically, because right now it's not coming out so well.

I'm not the greatest prophetic writer either, I try and I try, but still I'm lacking in the general sense, however I do know good writing and not-so-good writing when I see it, and while I can appreciate what you're trying to do and applaud your efforts, I have to say you fall into the latter category.

Your people's foolishness knows no bounds. They are stubborn to believe that they are gods. They must therefore be put to the sword as heretics and heathens. They shall be cleansed from the stars as the Shadow Crusades sends their entire race into the void.

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel Morthra

OOC: Have a Good Night.We are higher then your low race due to the fact we have lived billions of years and we cannot be brought low by one such as you. You will be fighting an immortal foe whose blades have seen years untold. Though we now still breath remember that we are not like thee. We are of great power born to a life immortal where deaths is not known.

The Voice of the Eldest One

Joranhor;11597837']Er, ok. If you wish to be prophetic: read the Bible and based on biblical stories; Chaucer, Dante, Vorigane, and Francis of Assi; also read the Koran and arabic poets like al-Rummah, and al-Yaman. Also read read the works of people such as Lovecraft, Poe, Radcliffe, and Walpole; then you'll start to get the hang of how to write prophetically, because right now it's not coming out so well.

I'm not the greatest prophetic writer either, I try and I try, but still I'm lacking in the general sense, however I do know good writing and not-so-good writing when I see it, and while I can appreciate what you're trying to do and applaud your efforts, I have to say you fall into the latter category.Sorry, for the lack of great effort, but I am was kind of lazy yesterday.

We are higher then your low race due to the fact we have lived billions of years and we cannot be brought low by one such as you. You will be fighting an immortal foe whose blades have seen years untold. Though we now still breath remember that we are not like thee. We are of great power born to a life immortal where deaths is not known.

The Voice of the Eldest One


All things in this universe are connected to the shadow and darkness. Your race is also included this connection. You may try to deny this fact and hide behind your futile belief in your own divinity. The fact still remains that your kind continues to hide from your destiny and refuse to follow the path. That means your race is denying a piece of yourselves. That shall continually consume your kind until you all fall into the void to be permanently and eternally obliterated from the mortal existence or to put it simply, The light must eventually fade into the darkness.

~ The response of Shadow High Inquisitor Korbel Morthra

Let me take a crack at making poetic prophecies. From a Christian perspective, anyway.

Prophecies:

1. Humanity will rise to great new heights and will create for themselves a civilization of greatness, light, and peace. As they progress further they will day evolve into beings of pure light and energy.
From Revelations 21: 1Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. 2I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband. 3And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, "Now the dwelling of God is with men, and he will live with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 4He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."

2. The labors of mankind will not have been in vain and walking in the center of all things shall evolve humanity into a race of great, logical, powerful beings of this plane of existence and may join the other immortal races in this plane in their never ending bliss.
Seek well the good labors of your body and your mind and your soul, for they will give you comfort and guide you to the heavens. Aye, even unto the end, your works shall be announced to all the heavens, and then, you will never know pain nor loss nor loneliness...

3. Humanity shall be turned into a species of demonic beings that are warlike, destructive, evil, chaotic, emotionless monsters that shall terrorize the mortal races for many untold numbers of years.
Thus saith the word of the Lord! Heed the warning of the One above all, lest the wickedness in your hearts become exposed to all!

Recant your wicked ways! Renounce your murders and your idolatries and your sorceries! Return to the glory of the Light! Heed the warning of the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, the Almighty!

Refuse this warning at your peril! Reject the words of the Lord to your sorrow, for He will stretch out His hand and He will smite you with ugly sores and wicked skin, and boils; lest people will horrify at your sight and raise arms against you! Soften your hearts, lest your futures become unending horror and doom and destruction! Refuse your evil lest the Lord's anger and justice burns against you and you be annihilated by the glory of the Almighty!

4. Serving chaotic forces humanity shall be transformed into a force of darkness that their own designs, but are more calculating then in the other future and seek to spread chaos to all the ends of the universe.
Beware your cunning ways and your great pride! Beware lest your wickedness become like that of Lucifer the Morning Star! Beware lest you fall forever into the domains of the wicked and darkness! Let not you become the path of darkness that many have taken, for the Lord will not be pleased and will turn His hand against you and you shall be finished by the authority of the courageous and just!

Etc, etc.

You can always rely on Core Worlds to post a great post of which is well thought and in the case of knowledge of real world things to back it up. *Thumbs up to you for the great post and doing your homework.*:D

You can always rely on Core Worlds to post a great post of which is well thought and in the case of knowledge of real world things to back it up. *Thumbs up to you for the great post and doing your homework.*:D
Thanks! And you can always count on many a holy book, real or fiction to have cool prophecies to draw from, especially concerning humanity's destiny.

Your quite welcome and you are quite right about using holy books as dooms day prophecies are pretty graphic and well written.

"I have seen the future. I have gazed into the Eye of the Warp, and heard the voice of Tzeentch and his pronouncements. I have tasted of the Empyrean, and let it flow through me, my words are merely shadows of what must come to pass.

I saw the Sons of Terra and all their works, spread out across the canvas of creation, I saw their ways, their hubris, their pride...By the will of the Gods, they shall submit. I watched the Xeno laid low by cleansing fire, I saw the heretics burned for conceits of mortal divinity. I saw them slay the zealots who prayed to false gods, and impale the impious aliens who questioned the rule of Man.

A legion vast rose from the flaming seas, each clothed in black and wielding swords that screamed like succubi in rapture. I watched them fall upon the faithless and the unforgiven. I saw a dragon descend from a flaming sky and its jaws swallowed up the unworthy and the unbelieving.

I watched as the Sons of Terra despaired, and cried out, 'Who will save us from this torment? What power amongst the stars can hide us from the cruel fates?'.

The Gods spoke to me in tongues of fire. Tzeentch offered humanity his hand, and they were risen up, made glorious and strange. Man spoke in the tongues of the Gods, and held his Fire, Man became the New Man, feared and revered. Men looked upon them, and were afraid, yet drawn to their opulence.

Slaanesh held out his hand, and the New Man knew all pleasures as his province. Pain no longer touched him, fear held no sway upon him, and he marched to battle in all the raiment of war, unfaltering, unwavering.

I watched Khorne teach the New Man his art, and the New Man grasp it with a skill that not even the chosen Daemons of the Blood God could match. Blood flowed as water, nurturing the cruel herbs of the land. Seas of blood ran in the wake of the New Man, and vicious argots of battle were his tongue. Upon the rocks of destruction, he cast his foes with violent retribution, and laid low all who opposed.

Nurgle, lastly, offered to the New Man his gifts, and the blessings he granted were grand indeed. Disease would not touch him, for he knew all sickness and endured. No illness nor death held sway, and he walked the barren pastures of the Gods, equal to their will.

I have seen the destiny of Man. I have seen the galaxy burn in his wake. I have seen the doom of all races, beneath the doubtless glory of humanity. They are my children, and by the Gods I shall lead them to their destiny."

-Pronouncements on the Manifest Destiny of Humanity, God-Emperor Remiel De Drakan, of the Chronosian Imperium.

Through darkness, flame, death, chaos, and evil through all have I have passed alone. Upon those planes I have fought and brought order and light to all in my path. In those planes have I found things of the very deepest things and brought them forth and in me alone do memories of the older deeper things of the universe remain as they are no more and never will another set eyes on things of such deep evil and darkness.

I ascended to the levels of the gods of light and have spoken to them and been made greater then them all at the beginning of all. I have in me and my kindred the remnants of the old universe are represented and continued to exist within the eyes and minds of mortals. As well, my people and I have wandered the whole of existence and through countless other planes and have brought through us infinite amounts of wisdom and knowledge not known to others.

We have waged war against the darkness on all planes and in this existence and have destroyed all that was in the old universe before your star had even begun to form. In these times we only waged war, but we brought light and even through this time have remained uncorrupted. In the end we made the universe calm only, but yet by the actions of mortals chaos and darkness has been allowed to revive.

In the latter times after the calming of universe I alone for billions of years waged war against the gods and lords of chaos and darkness. Through these countless years I destroyed and laid lows these dark beings and made them no longer a harm to this plane and brought light and order to their realms.

Yet, from the time afterward I rested and watched as mortals took wrought in the universe. As you developed I hoped that at last the universe may be come did you mortals cause the return of darkness and me and my kin had to drive them back. But, due to your mistakes half of my people sought to become your masters so not to allow this a which would been against our oaths. So they sought to make you their subjects and through that action we exiled them and they became the Dark Eternals.

So through many long years have I watched darkness and chaos return to the universe due to mortals and because of this soon I will have to drive it back and the worshippers of chaos judged... Then at last the universe shall come to peace and light again…

The Voice of the Eldest One

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You sound quite good. Only second-rate, true, but with a nice psuedo-name like "The Voice of the Eldest One", and with a bit of hocus-pocus, you could perform at the club tomorrow. We pay $7.55/hour for prophets, to cheer up the crowd

Bar Owner Mattis

I have altered the predictions to sound better.

IC:I've never seen the future. It is, after all, the future, so I leave it to transies and subs. I'm not immortal. I'm seventy-four. But I know how to make an educated guess. Excuse me while I assume my best prophecising voice.

Ahem... Fools shall forever argue fruitlessly over false and useless consepts like "good" (subjective) "evil" (subjective) "shadow" (a persistantly mundane piece of darker ground caused by blocking out sunlight), and "light" (simple energy in a useful but uninteresting form).

Smart guys like me and the boys and girls in the Schnapsewehr will, however, eternally roam the universe drinking, fucking, and setting fire to the place afterwards, and shall believe what we like.

Or, if you happen to be a pocket book publisher "Shit just happens".

I hope we all learned something today.

-From the Innapropriate, Mistimed and Insulting Contributions of Schnapsemarschall Otto Morlok, which he made up five minutes ago.

OOC: Nice try, Scandinvans, it could be better, but I couldn't make anything as good as you have, let alone Chronosia, so I'm in no position to criticise.

Oh... my... god... let me out of here!

IC:I've never seen the future. It is, after all, the future, so I leave it to transies and subs. I'm not immortal. I'm seventy-four. But I know how to make an educated guess. Ecuse me while I assume my best prophecising voice.

Ahem... Fools shall forever argue fruitlessly over false and useless consepts like "good" (subjective) "evil" (subjective) "shadow" (a persistantly mundane piece of darker ground caused by blocking out sunlight), and "light" (simple energy in a useful but uninteresting form).

Smart guys like me and the boys and girls in the Schnapsewehr will, however, eternally roam the universe drinking, fucking, and setting fire to the place afterwards, and shall belive what we like.

Or, if you happen to be a pocket book publisher "Shit just happens".

I hope we all learned something today.

-From the Innapropriate, Mistimed and Insulting Contributions of Schnapsemarschall Otto Morlok, which he made up five miutes ago.

OOC: Nice try, Scandinvans, it could be better, but I couldn't make anything as good as you have, let alone Chronosia, so I'm in no position to criticise.Life is a precious thing in the short reckoning of mortals as they do have the life spans to know the deepness of the universe in its entirety. Yet, humanity has the potential to be truly great in the universe before the end.

~The Voice of the Eldest One

OOC: Thank you, but forgive for not doing my best yet I was to lazy to make it is as well it should have been.

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Ok...thats rude of me, but...
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Tell me, why, in all these prophecies are humans united behind one common banner? What the hell man?
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I mean come on, have you seen the number of Human Empires in the Galaxy, what about in the Galactic Cluster? For god sake its hard enough convincing two human empires to be friendly in the modern age, not counting that your prophecy is disturbingly racist.
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Now, using brains so many times better then yours you wouldn't understand the number, I give you the predictions, counting of corse for likely social changes, average empire length, Human agression, other species agression, galactic enviroment change, age restraints and Technology.
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Humans will realise their fucking themselves up and form various Technocracies, which will eventually unite. The Rest, the Hegemonistic assholes will all be crushed under the new power of the Universe.
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The Galaxymind, like the fleetmind but so much smarter it will be unstoppable. The raw processing power would be, dramatic, the abilities it have unstopable.
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We are the future, Biologicails will realise it, soon.
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The Socially Acceptable Massacre, Fleetmind of Valshare.

OOC: Forgive me if I offend anyone, but Boozia is all about offending people. All slurs and nitpicks are strictly IC.

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Ok...thats rude of me, but...
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Tell me, why, in all these prophecies are humans united behind one common banner? What the hell man?
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I mean come on, have you seen the number of Human Empires in the Galaxy, what about in the Galactic Cluster? For god sake its hard enough convincing two human empires to be friendly in the modern age, not counting that your prophecy is disturbingly racist.
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Now, using brains so many times better then yours you wouldn't understand the number, I give you the predictions, counting of corse for likely social changes, average empire length, Human agression, other species agression, galactic enviroment change, age restraints and Technology.
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Humans will realise their fucking themselves up and form various Technocracies, which will eventually unite. The Rest, the Hegemonistic assholes will all be crushed under the new power of the Universe.
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The Galaxymind, like the fleetmind but so much smarter it will be unstoppable. The raw processing power would be, dramatic, the abilities it have unstopable.
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We are the future, Biologicails will realise it, soon.
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The Socially Acceptable Massacre, Fleetmind of Valshare.

I like some of the points, but a few little things I have to bring up:

1)We biologicals may be inferior, but until a machine can get drunk, fuck, or catch a mental disease, I will stand up for our good points.

2)If you're going to massacre people, why not have some fun and throw in petty theft, rape, and arson? Socially acceptable my balls.

3)It's speciesist, not racist. Were this Ancient Terra, the Schnapsewehr would be called an equal oppurtunity employer. White, black, oriental, arabic, female, psychotic, deformed... they're all here. Wheelchair bound? You drive a tank or fly a fighter! But we're appalingly speciesist. No non-humans, trans-humans, sub-humans (we accept probably-humans, though).

4)"Biologicails?" As a representative of humanity and organic life, I say you can inherit the universe when you learn to spell.

Life is a precious thing in the short reckoning of mortals as they do have the life spans to know the deepness of the universe in its entirety. Yet, humanity has the potential to be truly great in the universe before the end.

~The Voice of the Eldest One

Care to translate for the non-prophetic? Oh, and if I take a while answering, either my staff Astropath is drunk or I'm out looting some innocent indigenous species.

-Still Otto speaking, and he's still not got a script

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=1)We biologicals may be inferior, but until a machine can get drunk, fuck, or catch a mental disease, I will stand up for our good points.=
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You, dear Sir, have a case of stupidity, which is a mental disease most people would find ammusing if the majority of the galaxy did not suffer it. Truely, you missed my point.
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I never mentioned Biologicals where bad did I? I said AI where the future, I said AI where superior. Biologicals are not bad, mearly inferior.
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Anyway, who says AI can't do those things? Just cause its not directly the same as your way of doing so does not mean it can't be done. There are many, many ways for us to do things akin to humans. Your just to stupid to consider AI life outside your own little fantasies that your Xenophobic Hegemonistic Technophobic (In the sense of AI) life.
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=2)If your going to massacre people, why not have some fun and throw in petty theft, rape, and arson? Socially acceptable my balls.=
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Dear god...can you be alive? Did you not, perhaps for the slightest moment, consider Irony!? I do not massacre people unless totally nessersary, and even then It is with greatest regret.
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However, since you don't seem to grasp it, I will explain it to you. In Most societies, Massacres are not acceptable, the name was ment to show that it isn't acceptable, but there may be certine guides to let it be if you can give the right excuse.
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Your just to stupid to realise it You Frak.
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=3)It's speciesist, not racist. Were this Ancient Terra, the Schnapsewehr would be called an equal oppurtunity employer. White, black, oriental, arabic, female, psychotic, deformed... they're all here. Wheelchair bound? You drive a tank or fly a fighter! But we're appalingly speciesist. No non-humans, trans-humans, sub-humans (we accept probably-humans, though).=
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Mear technicalities, it doesn't change the fact. Besides, you are racist. Weather your particular sub-set is or not is irrelivent, your not a united species, and you fight between yourselves. Based off many things, including race.
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Get over it.
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=4)"Biologicails?" As a representative of humanity and organic life, I say you can inherit the universe when you learn to spell.
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I am so sorry your translators are pure crap and can't recive voice messages. It might suprise you to find out that I don't send messages in English, because there is more eloquent langauges in the universe, including basic you frak-wit.
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All in all, you are a bad specimen, please get over yourself and your generalizatons, really is rude.
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The Socially Acceptable Massacre, Fleetmind of Valshare.

You, dear Sir, have a case of stupidity, which is a mental disease most people would find ammusing if the majority of the galaxy did not suffer it. Truely, you missed my point.
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I never mentioned Biologicals where bad did I? I said AI where the future, I said AI where superior. Biologicals are not bad, mearly inferior.

Perhaps I have missed your point, buried as it is in gibberish, but you, irritating lump of binary, have missed mine. A meta-species incapale of such things as I mentioned isn't going to be a very great future for the universe.

Anyway, who says AI can't do those things? Just cause its not directly the same as your way of doing so does not mean it can't be done. There are many, many ways for us to do things akin to humans. Your just to stupid to consider AI life outside your own little fantasies that your Xenophobic Hegemonistic Technophobic (In the sense of AI) life.

Fine, fine. Just don't show me a picture. And I think you forgot to finish the last sentence. That, or your grammar is as horrific as your spelling. In response to it, yes, I'm a xenophobic bastard (blame my parents, and their parents and...), I am probably hegemonic, since everyone does most things I say round here, and indeed AI is a piece of shit. It's all very well killing people with las-guns, but I don't want them doing the burning and pillaging as well!

Dear god...can you be alive?

More so than you, in fact.

Did you not, perhaps for the slightest moment, consider Irony!? I do not massacre people unless totally nessersary, and even then It is with greatest regret.

Wiiiiimp! I thought machines were supposed to be ruthless and without a dash of emotion!

Your just to stupid to realise it You Frak.

Aww, does the widdle fweet-mind have a bad language filter? Who irritatingly wholesome!

However, since you don't seem to grasp it, I will explain it to you. In Most societies, Massacres are not acceptable, the name was ment to show that it isn't acceptable, but there may be certine guides to let it be if you can give the right excuse.

In my society, it is, as it's long as done to other people, but I digress. You intend to show something by saying the exact opposite? Yeah, I know, irony, but be considerate to those of us, who, for reasons outlined below, don't have voice communications.

Mear technicalities, it doesn't change the fact. Besides, you are racist. Weather your particular sub-set is or not is irrelivent, your not a united species, and you fight between yourselves. Based off many things, including race.
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Get over it.

In fact, my particular subset lives mainly on a windy and rainy planet, with frequent snows in the winter and a nice level of warmth in the summer. Some coastal areas have an almost permanent fog.

Or did you perhaps mean "wether?"

By all the Gods in Valhalla, I'm having too much fun today.


I am so sorry your translators are pure crap and can't recive voice messages. It might suprise you to find out that I don't send messages in English, because there is more eloquent langauges in the universe, including basic you frak-wit.

I am so sorry you're overgeneralising technology, particularly since this is the equivalent of the dreaded self-hating Jew, and assuming that it costs everyone the same amount of power to transmit visual and audio messages across lightyears in seconds. Also, it might surprise you that I'm not speaking English or Basic, because there are more Boozian languages, like German.

Vorwärts! Vorwärts! Mit fahnen...

Oops, I had another senseless burst of patriotism. Bet you and your binary palls can't do that! But what I'm trying to say is "stop overgeneralising me, you racist meanie! I'm telling my mum!"

All in all, you are a bad specimen, please get over yourself and your generalizatons, really is rude.

Indeed, I'm a very bad specimen. You've finally got something right. Have a silver star.

Or did you mean "bad" as in "of low quality", rather than "bad" as in "bad motherfucker? Whilst I have to agree that as a seventy-four year old I'm showing my age, I am in quite excellant physical condition and mentally suffering from nothing worse than kleptomania, rampant psychosis, and an un-confirmed fetish with heavily armed and armoured vehicles.

Give me the silver star and go to the back of the class!

-Otto has not yet died, and would really appreciate it if people noticed him putting his name down here

Care to translate for the non-prophetic? Oh, and if I take a while answering, either my staff Astropath is drunk or I'm out looting some innocent indigenous species.

-Still Otto speaking, and he's still not got a scriptThe yruth be told that humanity cannot current know everything in the universe and can never really fully in their current form of evolution, but one day they can turn into one the greatest and wisest of all peoples that the universe has ever seen and to be the greatest of the newest evolution of sentient life.

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