NationStates Jolt Archive


Mer des Ennuis Presents: The Anti-Squid Dinowhale

Mer des Ennuis
25-08-2006, 05:29
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Price: $500 million USD
Species: Tyranosaurus Rex, Sperm Whale Bull
Length: 25.6 metres
Mass: 135 tons
Function: Anti Giant Squid, entertainment
Weapons: Thunderous tail, gigantic teeth, mighty roars, puny claws, massive frontal-claws!
Description: Taking the natural hatred of the sperm whale for the giant squid, and the natural hatred of everything by the T. Rex, we believe not a squid can hope to escape alive. Control is achieved via neural modifications, as well as an ample supply of large, squid-like prey. The sperm whale decends to the depths of the sea, where the T. Rex’s SCUBA gear (not shown) activates, and drives the squid to the surface. The T. Rex, kept afloat by swimmies (not shown), proceeds to pillage the squid. It is believed that, in peace time, the two animals perform a lively song and dance.