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Soviet Arms Corporation (State Owned for her pleasure)

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Welcome to the Soviet storefront. We offer a big number of weapons ranging from silent pistols to big-ass Main Battle Tanks, "cheap & durable", thats our motto.

Please do your own math for your orders:
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/

Discounts:
Soviet, Communist & Socialist Nations (not fundies) - 5%
The World Soviet's Party Anniversary (December 31st) - 20%
UCN Members - 15%
GASN Members - 12.5%
PAvP Members - 5%
UCN Affiliated States - 5%

This Storefront does not sell heavy weaponry to Corporations.

Sections:
Section I: Infantry Weapons (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588369&postcount=2)
Section II: Anti Tank Weapons & Grenade Launchers (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588385&postcount=3)
Section III: Support Weapons (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588394&postcount=4)
Section IV: Tanks (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588401&postcount=5)
Section V: IFVs/APCs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588408&postcount=6)
Section VI: Artillery (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588429&postcount=7)
Section VII: Packages & Helicopters (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11588436&postcount=8)

Original Products:
- 1337 Amsoohornee Rhino APC
- TMG "Chainsaw"
- HH-1
- M1 Phalanx MBT
- M06 Tank Buster

(Please do not post till I finish)

Section I: Infantry Weapons
In Soviet Russia, Gun Fires YOU!!

Handguns


Tokarev TT (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg20-e.htm) $150 USDs
A WWII Classic brought back!
Makarov PMM (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg21-e.htm) $250 USDs
Shoot em' Spies with this Cold War design
Yarygin PYa / MP-443 "Grach" (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg50-e.htm) $350 USDs
Browning? Smhrowning!
CZ 110 (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg99-e.htm) $355 USDs
Avaliable in three flavours!
CZ-TT (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg127-e.htm) $370 USDs
I dont really know what to write here, oh well
HH-1 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12137831&postcount=285) *TWSP Original* $400 USDs
Our first custom made gun, rejoice!


Submachine Guns


PPS-43 (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg03-e.htm) $435 USDs
Ahh, I love the smell of dead facists in the morning
SR-2 Veresk (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg64-e.htm) $475 USDs
Reminds me of an UZI, only cooler
PP-2000 (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg61-e.htm) $425 USDs
Perfect for concealed carry
PP-19 Bizon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizon) $450 USDs
The name's weird
Scorpion SA Vz 61 (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg26-e.htm) $450 USDs


Assault Rifles


AKM-47 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as01-e.htm) $500 USDs
Nothing says "Soviet Pride" better than an AK-47!
AK-74M (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as02-e.htm) $500 USDs
For people who enjoy smaller calibers
AK-103 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-103) $570 USDs
A new version of an old classic
AK-108 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-108) $570 USDs
AK-74 anyone?
Nikonov AN-94 "Abakan" (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as08-e.htm) $620 USDs
Apparently good for Spec. Ops.
A-91 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as66-e.htm) $600 USDs
Two calibers, built in grenade launcher, you just cant lose
APS 95 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as58-e.htm) $610 USDs
Israeli gun built in ex-soviet republics
Vepr (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as68-e.htm) $610 USDs
Better looking AK-74


Melee Weapons


Chainsword (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12137908&postcount=286) PMT $3,000 USDs
Slice and dice!


Add-ons


GP-30 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GP-30) $750 USDs
BOOM!

Section II: AT Weapons & Grenade Launchers
In Soviet Russia, Missile Blows YOU!! (Now, that came out wrong...)

Grenade Launchers


AGS-30 (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl22-e.htm) $1200 USDs
A grenade Machine Gun, FTW!
RG-6 / 6G30 (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl16-e.htm) $850 USDs
Looks like the South African Thingy
GM-94 (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl27-e.htm) $800 USDs
M79, anyone?

Anti Vehicular Weapons


RPG-29 (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl04-e.htm) $1,700 USDs
Rocket + Grenade = Win
SA-7 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SA-7) $3,000 USDs
Vietnam Era Phantom Downer!
9K34 Strela-3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SA-14_Gremlin) $7,000 USDs
Some missile
SA-18 Grouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SA-18_Grouse) $10,000 USDs
A more modern version of the SA-7
9M133 Kornet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kornet-E) $10,000 USDs
I like to cause trouble to Capitalist Pigs, dont you?
9M127 Khrizantema (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT-15_Khrizantema) $12,000 USDs
Reminds of a flower, an explody flower, go figure

Section III: Support Weapons
In Soviet Russia, Rifle Snipes YOU!!

Sniper Rifles


Alex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_sniper_rifle_%22Alex%22) $1100 USDs
Hey, Im not a rifle!
VSSK Vychlop (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn72-e.htm) $1000 USDs
Its the silent wind of D00M!
Dragunov SVD (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn18-e.htm) $700 USDs
Show em' Yanks who owns Vietnam!
SV-98 (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn28-e.htm) $800 USDs
Military Snipeage FTW
SV-99 (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn57-e.htm) $710 USDs
Police version of the SV-98
CZ 700 and 700M1 (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn29-e.htm) $1050 USDs
TWINS!


Machine Guns


Triple MiniGun "Chainsaw" aka "The Saw" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12139387&postcount=288) *TWSP Original* BEST SELLER! $25,000 USDs
Will literally turn your enemy into shreds!
Kord 12.7 (http://world.guns.ru/machine/mg24-e.htm) $1500 USDs
Your everyday machine gun
RPD (http://world.guns.ru/machine/mg14-e.htm) $900 USDs
AK MG!
NSV-12,7 "Utes" (http://world.guns.ru/machine/mg02-e.htm) $1300 USDs
Im not very original, am I?


Mortars


M1938 120mm Mortar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1938_mortar) $1200 USDs
M1943 160mm Mortar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/160mm_Mortar_M1943) $2000 USDs
2S12 Sani 120mm Mortar (http://warfare.ru/?lang=&linkid=1586&catid=240) $1200 USDs


Recoilless Guns


SPG-9 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPG-9) $2000 USDs
B-10 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-10_recoilless_rifle) $2500 USDs
B-11 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-11_recoilless_rifle) $3250 USDs

Section IV: Tanks
In Soviet Russia, Tank Drives YOU!!

Medium Tanks


T-34 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-34) 750,000 USDs
A cheap alternative if you "REALLY" need some tanks
T-55AM2PB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-55) 1,000,000 USDs
This is the most-produced tank series in history
T-62D (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-62) 1,150,000 USDs
Semi-Modern Cold War Tank, you might even find it useful!
T-72BM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-72) 1,300,000 USDs
Iraq used these, nuff' said


Main Battle Tanks


T-90S (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-90) 3,000,000 USDs
Military Ordnance magazine ranked the T-90S as the seventh best tank in the world in 1998.
PT-91 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PT-91) 3,500,000 USDs
Trivalvia used these to create his Barracuda vehicle
M-84AB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-84) 3,400,000 USDs
Model 1984, sounds familiar, eh?
Chiorny Oriol (Black Eagle) (http://armor.kiev.ua/fofanov/Tanks/MBT/b_eagle.html) 5,000,000 USDs
Actually a RL Prototype
M-95 Degman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-95_Degman) 3,450,000 USDs
I havent noticed this one earlier, oh well, here it is anyways
T-84 Oplot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-84) 2,700,000 USDs
Ukranian tank, a new version of the T-80


Miscellaneous


PT-76 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PT-76) 1,750,000 USDs
Amphibious tank, from the 1950s

Section V: IFVs/APCs/Trucks/Jeeps
In Soviet Russia, YOU Carry APC!!

Armored Personnel Carriers


MT-LB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MT-LB) 1,500,000 USDs
Armoured Personnel Carrier, *sigh* I really suck at writing this stuff
BTR-T (http://www.enemyforces.com/apc/btrt.htm) 2,000,000 USDs
Tank bustah'
BTR-90 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BTR-90) 1,700,000 USDs
I think it serves it purpose
BTR-94 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BTR-94) 1,800,000 USDs
I like it how Ex-Soviet states give us new versions of old favourites
The 1337 Ahmsohoornee Rhino (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12155082&postcount=296) *TWSP Original* $1,500,000
Neat name, huh? Thank SMID for it =D


Infantry Fighting Vehicles


BTR-D (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BTR-D) 1,700,000 USDs
Airborne IFV
BMP-3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMP-3) 1,700,000 USDs
APC+IFV
BMD-3 (http://www.enemyforces.com/apc/bmd3.htm) 1,850,000 USDs
Its name is similar to the BMP-3, right?


Trucks & Jeeps


Ural-4320 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ural-4320) 70,000 USDs
You use it to carry stuff
UAZ-469 (http://warfare.ru/?lang=&catid=247&linkid=2297) 50,000 USDs
The website's a bit confusing
MAZ-543 (http://warfare.ru/?lang=&linkid=2298&catid=247) 100,000 USDs

Section VI: Artillery/Miscellaneous
In Soviet Russia, Bomb Explodes YOU!!

Self Propelled Artillery


2S5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2S5) 2,000,000 USDs
If you like to make things go boom.
2S19 (http://www.enemyforces.com/artillery/mstas.htm) 2,500,000 USDs
Somebody call in an artillery strike, Coordinates X056 Y456!
ZSU-57-2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZSU-57-2) 1,250,000 USDs
Clear your skies of those nasty helicopters
ZSU-23-4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZSU-23-4) 1,250,000 USDs
And its also good at clearing infantry
2S1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2S1_Gvodzika) 1,250,000 USDs
Isnt it cute?

Artillery


ML-20 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1937_Howitzer) 250,000 USDs
A classic, towable artillery
2A45M (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprut_Anti-Tank_gun) 350,000 USDs
To deal with those pesky tanks
M1943 (D-1) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/152-mm_howitzer_M1943_%28D-1%29) 300,000 USDs
M1931 (B-4) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/203-mm_howitzer_M1931_%28B-4%29) 400,000 USDs


AA SAM Vehicles


SA-13 Gopher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SA-13_Gopher) 2,000,000 USDs
S-300 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-300) 3,000,000 USDs
9K38 Buk-M1-2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9K38_Buk-M1-2) 2,500,000 USDs
Tunguska-M1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska-M1) 3,000,000 USDs
S-400 SA-20 Triumf (http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/airdef/s-400.htm) 15,000,000 USDs


Rocket Artillery


FROG-7 (http://fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/missile/row/frog-7.htm) 7,000,000 USDs
BM-30 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9K58_Smerch)
Alternative Link (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/row/9a52.htm) 3,000,000 USDs
BM-27 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BM-27) 1,750,000 USDs
Katyusha (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BM-31) 750,000 USDs
SS-1C SCUD-B (http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/theater/r-11.htm) 7,500,000 USDs

Section VII: Packages & Helicopters
In Soviet Russia, Package Sell YOU!!

Attack Helicopters

Mi-35 HIND (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/mi-24.htm)
Blades: Main rotor: 5, Tail rotor: 3
Rotor diameter: Main Rotor : 17.3 meters, Tail Rotor: 3.9 meters
Wing span:6.5 meters
Length : 21.6 m (rotors turning)
Length : 17.5 m (fuselage)
Height 13 ft., 11 in.
6.5 meters (gear extended)
Floor Length: 2.5 meters
Width: 1.5 meters
Height: 1.2 meters
Weight Maximum Gross: 11,500 kg
Normal Takeoff: 11,100 kg
Empty: 8,500 kg
Fuel Internal: 1,840 liters
Internal Aux Tank (in cabin): 1,227 liters
External Fuel Tank: 500 liters ea.
Engine 2 x 2,200 shp Isotov TV-3-117 turbines
Maximum speed: 168 mph / 335 km/h
Cruising speed: 295 km/h
Range
Normal Load: 450 km
With Aux Fuel: 950 km
Service Ceiling 4,500 meters
Hover
out of ground effect: 1,500 meters
in ground effect : 2,200 meters
Vertical Climb Rate 15 m/s
Max “G” Force 1.75 g
Standard Payload
Internal load: 8 combat troops or 4 litters
External weapons load: 1,500 kg
External load (no weapons): 2,500 kg
Armament
12.7-mm 4x Barrel Machinegun, YaKB-12.7:
Range (m): (practical) 1,500
Elevation/Traverse: 20° up to 60° down/ 120°
Ammo Type: HEFI, APT, Duplex, DuplexT
Rate of Fire (rpm): up to 4,500 (pilot selectable)
30-mm Twin Barrel Cannon, GSh-30K:
Range (m): (practical) 4,000
Elevation/Traverse: None (rigidly mounted)
Ammo Type: HEFI, HEI, APT, APE, CC
Rate of Fire (rpm): 300, or 2,000 to 2,600

# 750 - 1x twin 30-mm gun, or
# 1,470 - 12.7-mm 4 barrel turret gun
# 2-12 - AT-2C or AT-6C Spiral ATGMs
# 2-4 - 80-mm S-8 rocket pods (20 ea.)
# 2-4 - 57-mm S-5 rocket pods (32 ea.)
# 940 - GSh-23L twin 23-mm MG pods
# 4 - 250-kg bombs FAB-250
# 2 - 500-kg bombs
# 500 liters External fuel tanks

Most Probable Armament
# HIND D: Turret-mounted 4-barrel 12.7-mm Gatling type machinegun, 57-mm rockets, AT-2C/ SWATTER ATGMs.
# HIND E: Turret-mounted 4-barrel 12.7-mm Gatling type machinegun or twin barrel 23-mm turret gun, 57-mm rockets, AT-6C/ SPIRAL ATGMs.
# HIND F: Fixed 30-mm twin gun on the right fuselage side, 57-mm rockets, AT-6C/ SPIRAL ATGMs.
Loaded combat troops can fire personal weapons through cabin windows.
Sensors FLIR, RWR, laser designator
AVIONICS
# The ATGM targeting system uses a low-level light TV, a laser designator, FLIR, air data sensor, and a missile guidance transmitter.
# HIND D versions are primarily daytime aircraft only. Some HIND E and Mi-35 series export versions have upgraded night and weather capabilities, better avionics, weather radar, autopilot, HUD, GPS, NVG compatibility, more armor, and an increased weapons load provided by the French company Sextant Avionique.
Survivability
# Main and tail rotors electrically deiced.
# Infrared signature suppressors can be mounted on engine exhausts.
# Radar warning receivers, IFF, Infrared jammer, rotor brake, chaff and flares.
# Armored cockpit.
Crew: Two (pilots in tandem cockpits)
Price: 3,000,000 USDs

Mi-24 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-24)
General characteristics
* Crew: 3 (pilot, weapons system officer and technician)
* Capacity: 8 troops or 4 stretchers
* Length: 57 ft 4 in (17.5 m)
* Rotor diameter: 56 ft 7 in (17.3 m)
* Wingspan: 21 ft 3 in (6.5 m)
* Height: 21 ft 3 in (6.5 m)
* Disc area: 2,529.52 ft² (235 m²)
* Empty weight: 18,740 lb (8,500 kg)
* Max takeoff weight: 26 455 lb (12,000 kg)
* Powerplant: 2× Isotov TV-3 turbines, 2,200hp (1,600 kW) each
Performance
* Maximum speed: 208 mph (335 km/h)
* Range: 280 miles (450 km)
* Service ceiling: 14,750 ft (4,500 m)
Armament
* 12.7 mm YaKB-12.7 Yakushev-Borzov multi-barrel machinegun
* 1,500 kg of bombs
* 4× Anti-tank guided missiles (AT-2 Swatter or AT-6 Spiral)
* 4× 57 mm S-5 rocket pods or 4× 80 mm S-8 rocket pods
Price: 2,000,000 USDs
Description: The Mil Mi-24 is a large combat helicopter gunship and low-capacity troop transport operated from 1976 by the Soviet Air Force, its successors, and over thirty other nations.
Its NATO reporting name is Hind and variants are identified with an additional letter. The export versions, Mi-25 and Mi-35, are denoted as Hind D and Hind E respectively. Soviet pilots called the aircraft 'letayushiy tank' or flying tank. Another common nickname is 'Krokodil' (Crocodile) - due to the helicopter's camouflage and hull shape

Mi-28 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-28)
General characteristics
* Crew: 1 pilot (rear), 1 navigator/weapons operator (front)
* Length: 17.01 m (55 ft 9 in)
* Rotor diameter: 17.20 m (56 ft 5 in)
* Height: 3.82 m (12 ft 7 in)
* Empty weight: 8,095 kg (17,845 lb)
* Loaded weight: 10,400 kg (22,930 lb)
* Max takeoff weight: 11,500 kg (25,705 lb)
* Powerplant: 2× Klimov TV3-117VMA turboshaft, 1,450 kW (1,950 hp) each
Performance
* Maximum speed: 300 km/h (187 mph)
* Range: 1,100 km (640 miles)
* Service ceiling: 5,800 m (19,000 ft)
Armament
* 1x chin-mounted 30 mm Shipunov 2A42 cannon with 300 rounds (220° horizontal fire)
* up to 2,300 kg of disposable stores on four hardpoints, including bombs, rockets, missiles, and gunpods
Price: 2,500,000 USDs
Description: The Mil Mi-28 (NATO reporting name Havoc) is a Russian tandem two-seat anti-armour attack helicopter.
It is a dedicated attack helicopter with no intended secondary transport capability, better optimized than the Mi-24 for the anti-tank role. Carries a single gun in an undernose barbette, plus external loads carried on pylons beneath stub wings.

Kamov Ka-52 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-52)
General characteristics
* Crew: Two
* Length: 13.50 m (44 ft 3 in)
* Rotor diameter: 2x 14.50 m (47 ft 7 in)
* Height: 4.90 m (16 ft 1 in)
* Disc area: 330.3 m² (3,555 ft²)
* Empty weight: 7,800 kg (17,200 lb)
* Loaded weight: 9,800 kg (21,610 lb)
* Max takeoff weight: 10,400 kg (22,930 lb)
* Powerplant: 2× Klimov TV3-117VMA turboshafts, 1,638 kW (2,195 hp) each
Performance
* Maximum speed: 300 km/h (187 mph)
* Range: 1,160 km (723 miles)
* Service ceiling: 5,500 m (18,000 ft)
* Rate of climb: 60 m/s (1,970 ft/min)
* Disc loading: 30 kg/m² (6 lb/ft²)
* Power/mass: 0.33 kW/kg (0.20 hp/lb)
Armament
* 1x 30 mm Shipunov 2A42 cannon
* 2,000 kg (4,400 lb) of disposable stores on four pylons, including bombs and rockets
Price: 2,300,000
Description: The Kamov Ka-52 (also known as Ka-50-2, NATO reporting name Hokum), nicknamed the Alligator is a Russian attack helicopter.
It is a side-by-side two-seat aircraft designed as air-to-air attack helicopter, intended to eliminate enemy frontline helicopters. The 2 sets of coaxial, contra-rotating rotors eliminate the need for a tail rotor. The Ka-52 was designed with an emphasis on being small, quick, and agile to improve survivability.

Ka-32 Helix-C (http://www.enemyforces.com/helicopters/ka32.htm)
W. (tons): 12,6
Speed (km/h): 250
Dimensions (m): 15,9props
Alt. (m): 5'500
Range (km): 800
M./Engine: 2 TVD, TV3-117B, 2 x 1'638 kwt
Man./Crew: 2
Missiles: 8 Vihr, 80 NURS
Artillery: 30mm DP
Price: 1,750,000 USDs
Description:

Cargo & Transport Helicopters

Mi - 8 (http://www.enemyforces.com/helicopters/mi8.htm)
Crew: 3
Weight (empty): 6 965 kg
Take off weight: 11 100 kg
Maximum take off weight: 12 000 kg
Rotor diameter: 21 290 mm
Overall length (without rotors): 18 220 mm
Wing span: 4 750 mm
Overall height: 4 500 mm
Useful cargo load: 2 355 t
Maximum useful cargo load: 4 000 t
Maximum slung load: 3 000 kg
Cargo compartment dimensions: 5 340 x 2 340 x 1 800 mm
Passengers: 24 equipped troops or 12 patients
Machine gun: 7.62-mm PK
Engines: 2 x TV2-117
Engine power: 2 x 1 500 hp.
Cruise speed:225 km/h
Maximum speed: 250 km/h
Flight range (with normal load): 465 km
Flight range (with additional fuel tanks): 950 km
Hovering ceiling: 800 m
Service ceiling: 4 500 m
Price: 2,000,000 USDs
Description:The Mi-8 Transport Helicopter is the most massively produced helicopter in the world. In Soviet Union there were developed more than 50 various modifications of this helicopter and built approximately 12 000 helicopters including 3 600 built for export

Mi-26 (http://www.enemyforces.com/helicopters/mi26.htm)
Crew: 5
Weight (empty): 28 000 kg
Maximum take off weight: 56 000 kg
Rotor diameter: 2 000 mm
Maximum slung load: 20 000 kg
Passengers: 82 full equipped or 60 stretched
Engines: 2 x D-136 turboshaft
Engine power: 2 x ~9 000 - 10 000 hp.
Maximum speed: 295 km/h
Flight range (with normal load): 800 km
Hovering ceiling: 1 700 m
Service ceiling: 4 600 m
Price: 2,750,000 USDs
Description:The Mi-26 Heavy Military Transport Helicopter made it's first flight in 1978. This helicopter was intended to carry passengers and cargo in the cargo cabin or large cargo on the external slung. The Mi-26 "Halo" was intended to replace the Mi-6 Heavy Transport Helicopter which had lower useful cargo load and smaller cargo compartment as the analyze of the new and perspective Soviet Army infantry vehicles showed that 80 - 90% of all motorized infantry division cargo must be transported by helicopters.

Mi-17 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-17)
General characteristics
* Crew: Three[pilot/co-pilot/flight engineer]
* Capacity: 32 troops or 12 stretchers or 4,000 kg (8,800 lb) of cargo.
* Length: 18.42 m (60 ft 5 in)
* Main rotor diameter: 21.352 m (69 ft 10 in)
* Height: 4.76 m (15 ft 7 in)
* Main rotor area: 356 m² (3,830 ft²)
* Empty: 7,100 kg (15,700 lb)
* Loaded: 11,100 kg (24,470 lb)
* Maximum takeoff: 13,000 kg (28,700 lb)
* Powerplant: 2x Klimov TV3-117VM turboshafts, 1,450 kW (2225 shp) each at max .take off rating.
Performance
* Maximum speed: 250 km/h (156 mph)
* Range: 950 km (594 miles)
* Service ceiling: 6,000 m (19,690 ft)
* Rate of climb: 8 m/s at lim t/o &11 m/s at max take off rating.
* Main rotor loading: 31 kg/m² (6 lb/ft²)
* Power/Mass: 0.26 kW/kg (0.16 hp/lb)
Armament
* up to 1,500 kg (3,300 lb) of disposable stores on six hardpoints, including bombs, rockets, and gunpods
Price: 2,500,000 USDs
Description: Developed from the basic Mi-8 airframe it was fitted with the larger TV3-117MT engines, rotors, and transmission developed for the Mi-14, along with fuselage improvements for heavier loads. Optional engines for 'hot and high' conditions are the 1545kW (2070 shp) Isotov TV3-117VM.

Small Infantry Low-Tech Division Package
AK-74M x 7,000
RPG-29 x 1,000
SA-7 x 30
Tokarev TT x 9000
RPD x 100
Dragunov SVD x 100
Price: $5,100,000 USDs (Save 25%!)

Small Infantry Med-Tech Division Package
AK-108 x 7000
AGS-30 x 50
SA-14 x 40
RPG-29 x 1000
Makarov PMM x 9000
Kord 12.7mm x 100
SV-98 x 150
Price: $7,267,500 USDs (Save 15%!)

Small Infantry Hi-Tech Division Package
AN 94 or APS 95 x 7000
CZ-TT x 9000
AGS-30 x 50
SA-18 x 75
GM-94 x 200
CZ 700M1 x 200
NSV-12 x 75
RPD x 25
Price: $8,073,000 USDs (Save 10%!)

Small Security Force (In-Doors)
PPS-43 x 50
SR-Veresk 2 x 10
PP-2000 x 4
Makarov PMM x 64
Price: $41,990 USDs (Save 5%!)

Tank Column of Soviet PWNAGE!
PT-91/T90/M84 x 500
T-72 x 200
PT-76 x 100
BTR-94/BTR-T x 150
BMP-3/BMD-3 x 100
2S1 x 75
2S19 x 30
Tunguska-M1 x 50
Price: $2,839,312,500 USDs (Save 5%!)

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif

(OOC: Dude, how do you know all these Russian names? Are you Russian? Or are you a russofil?)

Interesting storefront. Though we are capable of building these ourselves, we at Neucom Inc wish to become more active in international affairs. We will buy 400 Makarov PMs and 10 2S5 artillery guns for 21,000,000 USD. Consider us your first customer.

Signed,
Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Incorporated

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif

(OOC: Dude, how do you know all these Russian names? Are you Russian? Or are you a russofil?)

Interesting storefront. Though we are capable of building these ourselves, we at Neucom Inc wish to become more active in international affairs. We will buy 400 Makarov PMs and 10 2S5 artillery guns for 21,000,000 USD. Consider us your first customer.

Signed,
Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Incorporated

OOC: I just look them up on the internet =p

Anyways

IC:

Actually, the total goes up to $20,100,000 USDs, and I'll give you a 10% discount for first buy.

That makes the grand total $18,090,000 USDs.

Order confirmed.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif

Thank you. Your money has been wired. Also, Neucom Inc operates independantly of the Neo-Erusean government, and we are permitted to build and maintain a paramilitary. (OOC: Ah, so you're just a Russofil. Obsessed with the russians.)

ooc: have a need for a wheeled apc, and am in a bit of a design slump, so..

ic:
The Carbandian Armed Forces would like to aquire the following:
500X BTR-90 8X8 wheel apc's with a total price of 722.500.000$ (please note that this includes the 15% GASN discount)
The money will be wired on confirmation of the order

OOC: Also, its always cool to have a logo for your company. i.e.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif
Don't copy mine!!!

OOC: world.guns.ru, my friend. It's a great thing. That and FAS.

Nice lists, Sov. I might have an order for you in the near future.

Order confirmed.

To:Soviet weapons and vehicles inc
From:The Carbandian Armed Forces
The amount of 722,5m$ has been wired, look forward to doing more buisness in the future.

ooc: yes, I'm a Russophile, too..Happens that they have some excellent stuff in their inventory..

El Bumpo

Zee bump.

Teh Bump

Make yourself a frikkin' logo and put it on your first page and I'll buy 50,000,000 USD worth of stuff.

Make yourself a frikkin' logo and put it on your first page and I'll buy 50,000,000 USD worth of stuff.

Its hard, tried earlier and it sucked. I'll try again now but dont expect anything too elaborate or good =p

OOC: Thank you. Its for your own good, logos make storefronts look more appealing (or at least I think so).

IC: The Armed Republic of Neo-Erusea will purchase 100 BT tanks to be used in a training role. We would also like 1500 Dragunov rifles (I have one, its badass) for the Neo-Erusean Republican Army. This will add up to a total of 51,050,000 USD. (This is appx. Э 153150000 Erubles.) The money will be wired when the order is confirmed.

Order confirmed. have fun :p

Thank you. The money has been wired.

Le bump

Guess what? BUMP!

Guess what? BUMP!

What he said.

Telegram from Warlord General Acknam of the Thiomalean Democratic Clan

We request the following equipment to aid in the fight against the Nationalists, 1,000 RPG-29 ($1,700,000) 100,000 AK74M Assult Rifles ($50,000,000) 1,000 Kord 12.7 ($1,500,000) 2 T-34 Tanks and 1 BT Tank ($2,000,000) coming to a total of $55,200,000.-

Telegram from Warlord General Acknam of the Thiomalean Democratic Clan

We request the following equipment to aid in the fight against the Nationalists, 1,000 RPG-29 ($1,700,000) 100,000 AK74M Assult Rifles ($50,000,000) 1,000 Kord 12.7 ($1,500,000) 2 T-34 Tanks and 1 BT Tank ($2,000,000) coming to a total of $55,200,000.

Order Confirmed.

Enjoy your weapons, they will arrive in 3 NS Days.

Le/Zee/Teh/The/El Bump/Bumpo

5 2S5's for 10 million

5 2S5's for 10 million

Order Confirmed.

Bumpity

Guess what, BUMP!

Added Assault Rifles, Sniper Rifles, SMG's, Handguns and Tanks.

Check them out.

C'mon guys, its cheap, its good.

BUY!

You'll get a Penguin, Kitten or Zombie Kitten of DooM with every order exceding $100,000 USDs!

Le Bumpity!

Omg Bump!

OOC: When you get the packages up, I'll probably make a post.

Ok, added two packages, I'll add more tomorrow as Im too tired to do maths and stuff right now.

Had a rough day :)

Last bump for the night, added another package (CHEAP!).

Seriously, has anyone even looked at this storefront?

There Are Jedis In Them Bubbles!

Will someone ever post in this storefront?

Find out in a few hours.

Same Channel.

*Batman music plays*

*Falls asleep and drools all over NS*

*Keeps sleeping and drooling all over the forums*

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Emblem.png
Armed Republic of Neo-Erusea

I would like to buy 40 SA-13 Gophers for 80,000,000 USD.

Order Confirmed, come back soon!

Good. Money wired. Do I get my Penguin now?

Yes, you do.

Whoo!!! *Recieves dead penguin in mail* "WTF!?!"

The Trivalvian Armed Forces, to build up its ground armour division, would like to place an order for fifteen (15) BRT-90 APCs and thirty (30) PT-91 main battle tanks, for a total cost of US$130,500,000. Before finalizing the order, we would like to confirm that the machine guns on both designs take the same munitions (there was a little confusion from the vehicle descriptions).

The Trivalvian Armed Forces, to build up its ground armour division, would like to place an order for fifteen (15) BRT-90 APCs and thirty (30) PT-91 main battle tanks, for a total cost of US$130,500,000. Before finalizing the order, we would like to confirm that the machine guns on both designs take the same munitions (there was a little confusion from the vehicle descriptions).

Yes, they both use 7.62 MGs.

Order confirmed, delivery in 3 NS Days.

Thank you. Money is being wired now.

Bump, c'mon guys, Im in war here, and wars dont pay themselves!

Extra 5% off for the duration of the conflict!

The Trivalvian government wishes to place an additional order for 45 PT-91 tanks at US$157,500,000.

Order confirmed, enjoy your new tanks.

(OOC: Hmm... Jolt ate my reply. Let's try this again...)

Thank you. The TAF Purchases Division is wiring the money.

Our Quartermaster has raised concerns about munitions for the PT-91 and BRT-90s. We would be interested in ammunition statistics for both as well as pricing on replacement munitions. We may also wish to enter into a contract for supplying additional munitions as needed.

I've always assumed you guys can make the ammo yourselves, thats why I dont buy ammo off storefronts.

OOC: Ah, okay. I'll just have to tell my generals they'll need to stop being lazy and get some factories set up. :D

Seriously though, I am interested in how much ammunition each tank carries; if I RP a battle, I want to be sure I don't magically give the tanks more ammunition than is expected :(.

Bump

Well, I'll check the links and tell ya.

The cartagenea nation makes the application of 20 S-300 for the total value of 60,000,000 USD
The deposit will be made the confirmation of the purchase. :sniper:

The Armed Republic of Gunkoku wishes to purchase 20,000 of the Black Eagle Main-Battle Tanks. We wish however for all transportation of the weaponry to be as secretive as possible.

We also request 500,000 Nikonov AN-94 "Abakan" Assault Rifles

200,000 APS 95's

And 200 of each:2S1-self-propelled howitzer/2A45M artillery piece/Tunguska-M1 AA systems

-Army Supply Officer Akio

The Xandabian Ministry of Defence wish to procure 12,000 BTR-T Heavily-Armoured Personnel Carriers. We believe that the capcabilites offered by the BTR-T will significantly enhance the capcbilites of our armed forces.

The sum of $24,000,000,000 will be wired on confirmation of our order.

@ Cartagenea & Xandabia

Orders confirmed.

@ Gunkoku

Err... so, whats the total, and, by the way, do you have money to pay for all that?

BUMPz0r5

From: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, Purchases Division
To: Soviet Storefront

TAFC wishes to purchase 60 PT-91 Twardy MBTs for US$210,000,000

From: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, Purchases Division
To: Soviet Storefront

TAFC wishes to purchase 60 PT-91 Twardy MBTs for US$210,000,000

Order confirmed.

Careful TWSP, Gunkoku is a very militaristic nation that invaded some other guy with the most impulsive imperialism I've ever seen. Gunko-Bushi War (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495162). He managed to talk his way out of this one.

Careful TWSP, Gunkoku is a very militaristic nation that invaded some other guy with the most impulsive imperialism I've ever seen. Gunko-Bushi War (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495162). He managed to talk his way out of this one.

I know, but I havent confirmed his orders yet.

Just letting you know.

$101,352,000,000- total.

$101,352,000,000- total.

And you dont have that kind of money, do you?

Hell no! (http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=gunkoku&nation2=Neo-erusea&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=)

Our nation has plenty of money, along with the income of Kaserliche Marine and Caliph Mujahid, who are currently investing in our military gains.

Gunkoku, just cut down the order. You're telling me that these guys are going to give 70 billion+ USD to buy all this. And why do you need such an enormous military anyways...

Our region is one of constant turmoil, and as the leading power in the region it is our duty to see to it that peace is kept by any means necessary.

We will however cut the order by half-$50,676,000,000

From: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, purchases division
To: The Soviet Storefront

TAFC wishes to purchase:

200 SA-18 Grouse launchers - US$2,000,000
300 RPG-29 launchers - US$510,000
24 2S5 self-propelled artillery - US$48,000,000
---------------------------------------------
Total - US$50,510,000

From: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, purchases division
To: The Soviet Storefront

TAFC wishes to purchase:

200 SA-18 Grouse launchers - US$2,000,000
300 RPG-29 launchers - US$510,000
24 2S5 self-propelled artillery - US$48,000,000
---------------------------------------------
Total - US$50,510,000

Order Confirmed, we'll give an extra 10% discount in your next order for being such a good costumer (and buying often :p )

Hey, we've got a growing nation to feed :D

Funds wired.

OOC: Your kidding right? You call yourself a soviet storefront and you dont even sell AK-47's!? .... it's a disgrace...

OOC: Your kidding right? You call yourself a soviet storefront and you dont even sell AK-47's!? .... it's a disgrace...

If you dont like, dont post.

Anyways, added Helicopters, both transport and attack.

BUMP for Choppers.

Bump for "Chainsaw" (check MGs) and HH-1 (Check Handguns).

Trust me, you'll just love the Chainsaw.

*Evil grin*

Check the Chainsaw people, I know what Im saying...

20,000 Triple Mini-Gun "Chainsaw"

Total: $240,000,000 USD

After seeing its combat worthyness our commanders were extremely impressed, we will pay $800,000,000 for the production rights as well.

20,000 Triple Mini-Gun "Chainsaw"

Total: $240,000,000 USD

After seeing its combat worthyness our commanders were extremely impressed, we will pay $800,000,000 for the production rights as well.

Order Confirmed, Production Rights Sold.

Delivery in 1 NS Month (due to such a large order).

You get a 10% discount for your next order.

We thankyou for the co-operation, our mechanics are already preparing our vehicles and armourers have begun readying for deploying these units in infantry units.

From: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, purchases division
To: The Soviet Storefront
------------------------------------------------------------

TAFC wishes to purchase:

60 PT-91 Twardy MBT (US$210,000,000)

Also, we would like a quote of 10 PT-91 Twardy tanks with their primary armament and Explosive Reaction Armour removed; we are in need of a chassis for our SPECWEP division to work with.

signed,

General Eric Wellington
Trivalvian Armed Forces Command

From: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, purchases division
To: The Soviet Storefront
------------------------------------------------------------

TAFC wishes to purchase:

60 PT-91 Twardy MBT (US$210,000,000)

Also, we would like a quote of 10 PT-91 Twardy tanks with their primary armament and Explosive Reaction Armour removed; we are in need of a chassis for our SPECWEP division to work with.

signed,

General Eric Wellington
Trivalvian Armed Forces Command

Order confirmed, it'll arrive in 2 NS week due to armour removal.

Enjoy your tanks.

OOC: There's a goodie for you in the first page, check it out =p

OOC: Wow. Thanks! :D

BTW, what's the price for the 10 stripped-down tanks?

OOC: Wow. Thanks! :D

BTW, what's the price for the 10 stripped-down tanks?

Since you only want the chassis, I guess I could sell them for half their original price.

Okay: US$15,750,000 wired for the modifed tanks.

Okay: US$15,750,000 wired for the modifed tanks.

Order Confirmed.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497266)

We are very impressed by the triple minigun Chainsaw, and wish to know if Neucom Inc could purchase a contract from the Soviet Storefront to sell the weapons on our own storefront. We will pay generously whatever your price is and the Soviet Storefront will recieve 10 or 15% of the profits from the sales of these weapons.

Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Inc

[OOC: Dude, the AK-47 is the pride of the Kalashnikov name. They are excellent weapons, used by my country, the Republic of Nicaragua. Those things are like 150 dollars over there, and they are real army surplus AKs. I just love that gun. Proven. Reliable. Affordable.]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497266)

We are very impressed by the triple minigun Chainsaw, and wish to know if Neucom Inc could purchase a contract from the Soviet Storefront to sell the weapons on our own storefront. We will pay generously whatever your price is and the Soviet Storefront will recieve 10 or 15% of the profits from the sales of these weapons.

Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Inc

[OOC: Dude, the AK-47 is the pride of the Kalashnikov name. They are excellent weapons, used by my country, the Republic of Nicaragua. Those things are like 150 dollars over there, and they are real army surplus AKs. I just love that gun. Proven. Reliable. Affordable.]

To: Jonathon Keryan, CEO of Neucom Inc.
From: SMID, CEO of Soviet Arms Co.

I think we can make a deal here, what about one billion Universal Standard Dollars for the Production Rights?

OOC: I know, but there are newer, more reliable weapons of the same family, I'll add it if you insist though. By the way, how would I be informed on the 15% I get on every sale?

That's good. I'll accept the deal. And for your payments I will pay you, I am a man of my word.

[OOC: The AK-47 is a legend. You don't have to add it but I'm just saying I luv it. Nothing like the AK. The gun that can shoot with sand in it. Soldiers in Veitnam often abandoned their M16s for captured AK-47s. The peace of mind brought by the reliability of the guns though, was countered by the threat that freindlies will hear the distinct sound of the rifle and try to shoot at them.]

[OOC: The AK-47 is a legend. You don't have to add it but I'm just saying I luv it. Nothing like the AK. The gun that can shoot with sand in it. Soldiers in Veitnam often abandoned their M16s for captured AK-47s. The peace of mind brought by the reliability of the guns though, was countered by the threat that freindlies will hear the distinct sound of the rifle and try to shoot at them.]

Now, you took that from Battlefield: Vietnam, in "Operation Irving"s loading screen =p

Really? I got that from some website, actually... And no it wasn't EA games or anything.

Really? I got that from some website, actually... And no it wasn't EA games or anything.

Ok.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m259/asian_china/sign.png
People's Republic of Asian China


The People's Republic of Asian China would like to order some hardware from the great nation of The World Soviet Party. Although we realize this is a small order for you, it's all we can afford at the moment. If we're satisfied with the stuff, we'll certainly come back to you to make another deal.

We would like to purchase:

100 T-90 tanks, $3,000,000 each = $300,000,000
100 Mi-24 Helicopters, $2,000,000 each = $200,000,000
20 Mi-8 Helicopters, $2,000,000 each = $40,000,000

The total, before any kind of discount, is $540 million. We'll wire the money after your confirmation.

Party General Secretary Zhao Ziyang
People's Republic of Asian China

Order confirmed, please apply the discounts (if you wish) and we'll gladly send you the stuff you ordered.
If you dont want the discounts, just wire the money.

Delivery in 1 NS Week.

OOC: Nice Coat-Of-Arms

Nah, its the real Chinese coat-of-arms. (Or something like that, I just know its real)

FROM: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, Purchases Division
TO: The Soviet Storefront
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

TAFC wishes to purchase:

384 MT-LB APCs - US$576,000,000
384 SA-18 Grouse AA launchers - US$3,840,000
768 RPG-29 rocket launchers - US$1,305,600
240 Black Eagle MBTs - US$1,200,000,000
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subtotal - US$1,781,145,600
-10% discount - (US$178,114,560)
Total - US$1,603,031,040.00

Signed,
General Eric Wellington,
Trivalvian Armed Forces Command

FROM: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, Purchases Division
TO: The Soviet Storefront
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

TAFC wishes to purchase:

384 MT-LB APCs - US$576,000,000
384 SA-18 Grouse AA launchers - US$3,840,000
768 RPG-29 rocket launchers - US$1,305,600
240 Black Eagle MBTs - US$1,200,000,000
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subtotal - US$1,781,145,600
-10% discount - (US$178,114,560)
Total - US$1,603,031,040.00

Signed,
General Eric Wellington,
Trivalvian Armed Forces Command

Order Confirmed, deliver in 1 and a half NS Weeks.

Bump

Not that you really have to listen to me, but other places have the ability to sell T-90s for much better rates. One company has them for 2.1 million. You may have looked it up online, but the online rate isnt the factory rate... specily if you're buying in bulk. Just giving you a heads up.
Salutions Comrade :mp5:

Dear Soviets,

We here at the Confederacy of Forosia have recently won our Independence through a rebellion, throwing off our oppressive aristocratic government. Anyway, down to business.
We are beginning production of our own weapons. Previously, we used Russian equipment, such as the type you sell. Which brings me to my next point. While most of our equipment is being updated (Old T-34s are being reconfigured with new turrets and such, for example), we don't really need most of our weapons. In fact, we have a rather large surplus of weapons, and we only need the bare minimum of weapons to effeciently run our military until production increases.
So, our question is this: Do you buy used weaponry? If the answer is yes, then we have a surplus of 5,000 AK-47s, 200 SR-2 Veresks, and 2,000 SVDs all for sale. We would be willing to accept half or even quarter-price from you if you are willing to buy them.
Thank you for your time.

Sincerly,
Anthony Hernz, President of Forosia


(OOC: Why do I feel like an arms dealer?)

Not that you really have to listen to me, but other places have the ability to sell T-90s for much better rates. One company has them for 2.1 million. You may have looked it up online, but the online rate isnt the factory rate... specily if you're buying in bulk. Just giving you a heads up.
Salutions Comrade :mp5:

So? One guy sells Colt .45's for 10 bucks in his storefront.

Snip
(OOC: Why do I feel like an arms dealer?)


http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7765/logosuckstd9.png
To: Forosia
From: Soviet Arms Co.

Im sorry, but we dont buy used weapons.

Signed,
SMID, Soviet Arms Co. CEO

OOC: Because you are trying to make deals with weapons? :rolleyes:

Understood. Thank you again for your time.

Order Confirmed, we'll give an extra 10% discount in your next order for being such a good costumer (and buying often :p )

What the hell are you talking about? I've bought from here like three times.

150 BTR-T for 300,000,000 USD

Make that four.
**********
So? One guy sells Colt .45's for 10 bucks in his storefront.

How the hell does that guy make a profit from that?

What the hell are you talking about? I've bought from here like three times.

150 BTR-T for 300,000,000 USD

Make that four.
**********


How the hell does that guy make a profit from that?

Profit?

In Soviet Russia, Profit Makes YOU!!

Order Confirmed.

Profit?

In Soviet Russia, Profit Makes YOU!!

Order Confirmed.

hehe lol:D

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m259/asian_china/sign.png
People's Republic of Asian China


Dear comrades at The World Soviet Party,
We're looking for sea mines, do you have anything to sell to us? We are thinking of something like the Soviet mine PLT-3. We're having a part of our coastal line that we don't want any foreign ships to visit.

Party General Secretary Zhao Ziyang
People's Republic of Asian China

What type of Naval Mines?

What type of Naval Mines?
The type we want is floating contact mines, which are connected to an anchor at the seabed by a cable.

Well, this is new.

Lets see.

*Goes search the web*

Need as many Mi-24's as you can give me for loan now, money can come later seeing as I'm being invaded.

Need as many Mi-24's as you can give me for loan now, money can come later seeing as I'm being invaded.

Kay, 70 Mi-24's being sent now (thats all we had in stock, more being produced) expect delivery in 1 NS week.

Bump

I like Comrade, I like...


I don't really need anything right now, I'm just dropping by :)

I like Comrade, I like...


I don't really need anything right now, I'm just dropping by :)

Dont worry dude, its good to have you back :p

Do you want our Michael Jackson-class Child Seeking Missiles to add to your storefront?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Do you want our Michael Jackson-class Child Seeking Missiles to add to your storefront?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

ROFLMAO!!!!


Tocrowkia, you are officially my hero

Do you want our Michael Jackson-class Child Seeking Missiles to add to your storefront?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Sigged, now we are equal :p

Dear Comrades we wish to purchase;

5,000 BMD-3 APCs
2,500 MI-35 Hind Attack Helicopters

$16.75bn will be transferred on confirmation of our order.

OOC: Would prefer BMD-4's if you can provide them (same basic machine but upgraded turret, fire-control system and various other enhancements). If this increases the order value let me know and I will pay it.

To: Soviet Weapons and Vehicals

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Dear Comrades we wish to purchase;

5,000 BMD-3 APCs
2,500 MI-35 Hind Attack Helicopters

$16.75bn will be transferred on confirmation of our order.

OOC: Would prefer BMD-4's if you can provide them (same basic machine but upgraded turret, fire-control system and various other enhancements). If this increases the order value let me know and I will pay it.

Order Confirmed, enjoy your new vehicles.

OOC: Sure, dont worry mate.

FROM: Trivalvian Armed Forces Command, Purchases Division
TO: The Soviet Storefront
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

TAFC wishes to purchase:

384 MT-LB APCs - US$576,000,000
384 SA-18 Grouse AA launchers - US$3,840,000
768 RPG-29 rocket launchers - US$1,305,600
240 Black Eagle MBTs - US$1,200,000,000
96 2A45M Towed Artillery - US$33,600,000
72 2S5 Self-Propelled Artillery - USS$144,000,000
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subtotal - US$1,958,745,600
-10% discount - (US$195,874,560)
Total - US$1,762,871,040

In addition, the Trivalvian military is willing to release blueprints and specifications for the TTD-01B Barracuda Tank Destroyer and Lance ATGM for Soviet domestic production, with the understanding that these designs will not be built for export.

TTD-01B Barracuda
Length: 6.67 m
Width: 3.4 m
Height: 2.3 m (to top of launcher)
Weight: 32 tonnes
Armour: composite armour; front and side armor laminated
(note: essentially the base armour of the Twardy, but sadly I'm not finding any detail on how effective this armour is)
Main armament: modular ATGM launcher on traversable turret ring; standard loadout 8 Lance missiles. Designed for top-attack profile.
Secondary armament: 6.6mm coaxial machine gun
Power plant: diesel model S-12U
850 hp (630 kW)
Suspension: torsion bar
Road speed: 78 km/h
Power/weight: 26.5 hp/tonne
Range: 650 km
Crew: 2 (commander/driver, gunner)
Estimated construction cost: US$2,200,000
"Lance"
Mass: 25 kg
Diameter: 170 mm
Length: 1.1 m
Warhead: Tandem HEAT shaped charge (estimated 1500 mm penetration)
Maneuverability: thrust vectoring.
Guidance: Fiber optic (IR/CCD upgrade?)
Range: 8500 m
Estimated Construction Cost: US$12,000 / missile

Signed,
General Eric Wellington,
Trivalvian Armed Forces Command

(OOC: the Barracuda is the first result of Trivalvia's Twardy Conversion Project - if you remember those stripped down Twardys I bought from you a while ago, this is what happened to them).

Order Confirmed.

OOC: How much are you asking for them?

Is the Lance AT, AA or AP?

OOC: I'm offering the blueprints for free... think of it as a gesture of goodwill and trust (after all, this design is not for public export). Since the chassis is based off of the PT-91 Twardy you should have little difficulty in retooling factories to build the Barracuda.

And the Lance missile is an AT guided missile; the current design employs fiber optic guidance, but there are plans to replace it with an onboard tracking system. It was designed with the HBT and SHBT tanks in mind (such as the Behemoth II and III), but trials have shown it to have reduced or minimal effectiveness against SHBTs. Still... the range of the Lance, as well as the speed of the Barracuda unit itself, should allow you to thin out enemy MBT and HBT ranks before your own tank forces engage them. The modular design to the launcher should allow you to replace the Lances with other guided missiles up to 220mm diameter (the 8 missile launcher would have to be reduced to a 4 missile launcher for such missiles). Keep in mind this is a tank destroyer only - it would not serve well in either AP or AA roles.

The general rationale between this tech offer is that while Trivalvia is hoping for a ceasefire and peace negotiations, Trivalvia also doesn't want the Griffincrest Corporation to win this war. We're hoping, especially with the proliferation of enemy armour in your territory, this can even things up a bit.

OOC: Well, thanks then :D Im adding it to my Army's Forces List as we speak.
Posted for Reference:

TTD-01B Barracuda
Length: 6.67 m
Width: 3.4 m
Height: 2.3 m (to top of launcher)
Weight: 32 tonnes
Armour: composite armour; front and side armor laminated
(note: essentially the base armour of the Twardy, but sadly I'm not finding any detail on how effective this armour is)
Main armament: modular ATGM launcher on traversable turret ring; standard loadout 8 Lance missiles. Designed for top-attack profile.
Secondary armament: 6.6mm coaxial machine gun
Power plant: diesel model S-12U
850 hp (630 kW)
Suspension: torsion bar
Road speed: 78 km/h
Power/weight: 26.5 hp/tonne
Range: 650 km
Crew: 2 (commander/driver, gunner)
Estimated construction cost: US$2,200,000

"Lance"
Mass: 25 kg
Diameter: 170 mm
Length: 1.1 m
Warhead: Tandem HEAT shaped charge (estimated 1500 mm penetration)
Maneuverability: thrust vectoring.
Guidance: Fiber optic (IR/CCD upgrade?)
Range: 8500 m
Estimated Construction Cost: US$12,000 / missile
Description: The Lance missile is an AT guided missile; the current design employs fiber optic guidance, but there are plans to replace it with an onboard tracking system. It was designed with the HBT and SHBT tanks in mind (such as the Behemoth II and III), but trials have shown it to have reduced or minimal effectiveness against SHBTs. Still... the range of the Lance, as well as the speed of the Barracuda unit itself, should allow you to thin out enemy MBT and HBT ranks before your own tank forces engage them. The modular design to the launcher should allow you to replace the Lances with other guided missiles up to 220mm diameter (the 8 missile launcher would have to be reduced to a 4 missile launcher for such missiles). Keep in mind this is a tank destroyer only - it would not serve well in either AP or AA roles.

Bumpity.

Because
Unity
Must
... Pr0n?

i would buy from you, but I'm at war with you

Boo
Uhh
Moo
Poo

Bump for Chainswords (in Infantry Weapons)

C'mon, I know you want to.

Bump for Icovir

To: The Soviet Weapons & Vehicles Inc.
From: His Majesty Emperor Victor I: Emperor of the Imperial Federation of Icovir

Icovir would like to buy:

INFANTRY WEAPONS - 100,000 Makarov PMM's ($25,000,000), 70,000 AN-94 "Abakan"'s ($43,400,000), 100,000 AK-108's ($57,000,000), and 100,000 AK-74M's ($50,000,000).

ANTI-TANK WEAPONS/GRENADE LAUNCHERS - 30,000 RPG-29's ($51,000,000)

SNIPER RIFLES/MACHINE GUNS - 60,000 SV-98's ($48,000,000), 20,000 Triple Minigun "Chainsaw's (The Saw)" ($240,000,000)

TANKS - 5000 Black Eagle's ($25,000,000,000)

SUBTOTAL - $25,514,400,000
Subtract (5% discount)


TOTAL - $1,275,720,000

The money will be wired to you. We are hoping to get these weapons quickly in order to ensure our victory over the Blackhelm Confederacy and Emporor Pudu.

IC:

Actually, the total would be USD$24,238,680,000

OOC: You get the subtotal, and take 5% from it, thats the total.

IC: Im sure, that if you cant pay for all of it right now, some sort of plan can be arranged for you to pay... mothly, yearly?

No subs or ships :(

Well, if you really need to, you can drive a tank through water... It just won't go very fast, it might rust or break from the pressure, and it can't really go up or down very well. <.<

IC:

Actually, the total would be USD$24,238,680,000

OOC: You get the subtotal, and take 5% from it, thats the total.



Yep, my bad, lol. Was doing it fast.

IC:

Actually, the total would be USD$24,238,680,000

OOC: You get the subtotal, and take 5% from it, thats the total.

IC: Im sure, that if you cant pay for all of it right now, some sort of plan can be arranged for you to pay... mothly, yearly?

Yes, Icovir will arrange for a plan to pay the cost of the weapons.

How about $80,000,000 monthly?

Dear TWSP,

The Military Orders of the Knights Templar and Hospitaller Knights are interested in adopting the HH-1 as their standard sidearm. However, the amount we need diminishes the conventionality of making a bulk purchase directly from you. Instead, we propose a purchase of production rights. For a price you set, we shall buy design specifications for the sidearm so we may produce it in our own factories. Certain terms would apply, such as us keeping the design a secret from others. If this sounds acceptable to you, you may respond with the price you wish us to pay for such a deal. If not, we'll consider a bulk purchase instead.

Signed,
Nicolas Wake, Templar Tribune
Cosigned,
William Gage, Hospitaller Tribune

Yes, Icovir will arrange for a plan to pay the cost of the weapons.

How about $80,000,000 monthly?

Sure, no problem, order confirmed.

Due to the amount of tanks requested, we are unable to send them all in one batch, you'll recieve them in 10 batchs of 500 Tanks per Month, if thats ok, the rest of the weapons will arrive in your country in two NS Weeks after this message ends.

END MESSAGE

Dear TWSP,

The Military Orders of the Knights Templar and Hospitaller Knights are interested in adopting the HH-1 as their standard sidearm. However, the amount we need diminishes the conventionality of making a bulk purchase directly from you. Instead, we propose a purchase of production rights. For a price you set, we shall buy design specifications for the sidearm so we may produce it in our own factories. Certain terms would apply, such as us keeping the design a secret from others. If this sounds acceptable to you, you may respond with the price you wish us to pay for such a deal. If not, we'll consider a bulk purchase instead.

Signed,
Nicolas Wake, Templar Tribune
Cosigned,
William Gage, Hospitaller Tribune

To: Nicolas Wake, Templar Tribune and William Gage, Hospitaller Tribune.

Does 4 Billion USDs sound okay for you?

Signed,
SMID, SW&V Inc.

Unites System Military Government like to place a or for pistol for USM self-defense forces and submachine guns.

50 Makarov PMM

50 Yarygin Py a / MP-443 “ Grach


150 SR-2 Veresk Submachine Guns

Unites System Military Government like to place a or for pistol for USM self-defense forces and submachine guns.

50 Makarov PMM

50 Yarygin Py a / MP-443 “ Grach


150 SR-2 Veresk Submachine Guns

And the grand total is?

And the grand total is?

opps sorry would 40 million work

opps sorry would 40 million work

I dunno, you have to do the maths, Not me.

To: Nicolas Wake, Templar Tribune and William Gage, Hospitaller Tribune.

Does 4 Billion USDs sound okay for you?

Signed,
SMID, SW&V Inc.

The Tribunal has convened and approved this transaction. 4 Billion USD will be wired from the Corinthian treasury.

The Tribunal has convened and approved this transaction. 4 Billion USD will be wired from the Corinthian treasury.

Order Confirmed.

wE would like 10,000
A-91's

600 USD each

6,000,000 USD total

wE would like 10,000
A-91's

600 USD each

6,000,000 USD total

Order Confirmed, Charlie Brown.

Bumpity Bump

(Buy, New Nations will find this cheeeap! THATS GOOD!)

Reference post for my army thread in the GASN Forums (which disallows Post Links)

DooM Guy Personal Body Armour
Designed by Crookfur
Picture 1 (http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x204/Sgt-Alex/DoomI.jpg)
Picture 2 (http://doom3.gameamp.com/wallpaper/viewWallpaper/114.php)

Basic under armour: outer segment consisting of a woven blend of PBO and aramid fibres (Zylon and kevlar), middle segment of a non woven blend of Aramind and HPPE fibres (Kevlar and Spectra) doped with titanium and teflon powders, finally segment identical to first.
This layer on its own will stop provide NIJ Level III-A protection and stop some level III threats.

Light-Hard plates for shins, thights etc: Boron Carbide plates with a woven blend backing, when worn over the udner armour these plates should provide full NIJ level III protection

Torso protector (heavy hard plate): outer shell of kevlar reinforced fibre glass followed by first segment of 2 layers of nonwowven blend, 11 layers of woven blend and 2 layers of nonwoven, second segment has Boron Carbide cones and balls suspended in a thick layer of the nonwoven blend and the final segment consists of 1 layer of your nonwoven blend with 2 of your woven blend and a rear Fibre glass pannel., when placed over the under armour, Full level IV and possibly above protection is provided.

Now to summarise all that:
The armour scheme features a light weight and flexible underlayer which uses layers of woven and nonwoven blended armour fibres and reactive armour powder to provide protection against all pistol and some rifle ammunition. Over this can be worn either hard armour plates which provide protection against most rifle threats or a heavy armour box which uses additional woven and nonwoven blends to contain a layer of harden composite material which provides protection against high-power, armour piercing rifle ammunition.

Bump for number of wars that had popped out recently.

Bump for the Blub Empire (Maybe he'll be interested in my cheap stuff?)

Well, I'll use the money that various nations have donated to me for the Beiraqi-Icovirian war.

I'll buy 100,000 more RPG-29's for $1,700,000,000

Money will be wired once the order is confirmed.

Well, I'll use the money that various nations have donated to me for the Beiraqi-Icovirian war.

I'll buy 100,000 more RPG-29's for $1,700,000,000

Money will be wired once the order is confirmed.

Order confirmed, I'll throw in 2,000 Makarov PMMs for free for being a good costumer :p

Order confirmed, I'll throw in 2,000 Makarov PMMs for free for being a good costumer :p

lol, ok, great :D

(Note, I haven't bought anything at all with my MT Blubs. I technically have DECADES AND DECADES of money saved up.)

The mighty Blubs would like to place the following order:

GRAND TOTAL COST: $34.4B

Ground Total: $28.1B
CHIORNY ORIOL: 1,000 = $5.0 billion
PT-76: 1,000 = $1.75 billion
PT-91: 1,000 = $3.5B

Tunguska-M1: 450 = $1.350B
9K38 Buk-M1-2: 1,000 = $2.5B
S-300: 1,000 = $3.0B

MT-LB: 2,000 = $3.0B
BTR-T: 2,000 = $4.0B
BMD-3: 2,000 = $3.7B

Air Total: $6.3B

Mi-35 HIND: 500 = $1.5B
Mi-28: 1,000 = $2.5B
Kamov Ka-52: 1,000 $2.3B

TWSP, are you going to make that thread or should I?

(Note, I haven't bought anything at all with my MT Blubs. I technically have DECADES AND DECADES of money saved up.)

The mighty Blubs would like to place the following order:

GRAND TOTAL COST: $34.4B

Ground Total: $28.1B
CHIORNY ORIOL: 1,000 = $5.0 billion
PT-76: 1,000 = $1.75 billion
PT-91: 1,000 = $3.5B

Tunguska-M1: 450 = $1.350B
9K38 Buk-M1-2: 1,000 = $2.5B
S-300: 1,000 = $3.0B

MT-LB: 2,000 = $3.0B
BTR-T: 2,000 = $4.0B
BMD-3: 2,000 = $3.7B

Air Total: $6.3B

Mi-35 HIND: 500 = $1.5B
Mi-28: 1,000 = $2.5B
Kamov Ka-52: 1,000 $2.3B

Order confirmed, please allow 3 to 6 NS Weeks for delivery to be completed.

TWSP, are you going to make that thread or should I?

Dunno, before making it, do you have any requests? (Allies you think I should drop, etc.)

Latican Allie, the Soviet People

Hello, friend of the Republic. We would like to place the following order:

100,000 A-91 for 600$ Ea. which equals; 60million dollars
1,000 T-80 for 550,000$ Ea. which equal; 550million dollar

Total Price:
610million dollars

Your friend,
Secretary of Defence Xavier Feiy

Also add to that order 5,000 RPD's at 900 ea.

Which makes it 45 million and brings up the total to:
655Million dollars

Also add to that order 5,000 RPD's at 900 ea.

Which makes it 45 million and brings up the total to:
655Million dollars

Order confirmed, expect arrival in one and a half NS weeks.

We'd like to order 800,000 Vepr, also 10,000 Alex's for 1100 each, 2000 BMP-3 for 3.4 Billion

Cost:3,899,000,000

I wish to buy 1 1337 Ahmsohoornee Rhino for 1.5 mil.

Money wired
(OOC Nice name for it...)

Both orders confirmed.

OOC: Damnit I was about to ask to buy the rights to the BMP instead, Ah well. Fun dealing with you. Play in the RP now man, we need you.

How much would production rights to the BMP-3 cost?

How much would production rights to the BMP-3 cost?

Lets say... 7 Billion USDs.

Only if my nation hadn't spent so much money on those 2,000 BMP-3s.... Could we wire the transation threw our Law Enforcement funds?

I'll take 4 Small Infantry Hi-Tech Division Package and 250 Mi-35 and 300 Mi-26. I make that about $864,792,000. I'll pay half now and half after delivery

Only if my nation hadn't spent so much money on those 2,000 BMP-3s.... Could we wire the transation threw our Law Enforcement funds?

Sure, why not?

If you buy them, I'll add 500 Leopard IIs just for the heck of it, I've a lot of them waiting to be decommisioned (they were replaced by the Black Eagle and relegated to support armour for now).

I'll take 4 Small Infantry Hi-Tech Division Package and 250 Mi-35 and 300 Mi-26. I make that about $864,792,000. I'll pay half now and half after delivery

My math gives me 1,607,292,000 As the total, do you still wish to make this purchase?

Icovir would like to know how much is the production rights for a Black Eagle and an ML-20?

Sure, why not?

If you buy them, I'll add 500 Leopard IIs just for the heck of it, I've a lot of them waiting to be decommisioned (they were replaced by the Black Eagle and relegated to support armour for now).

Illegal wiring to Law Enforcement fund in process............Please Wait........ WIRING SUCCESFUL....... Filitiring........7Billion USD.......... FILITERED COMPLETE.... Money being tranferred....... TRANSFER IS A SUCCESS.

Ok, That's for the Production Right. (plus extra Leopards :p) Good doing business with you.

OOC: Can you gimme a link to your Embassy?

Icovir would like to know how much is the production rights for a Black Eagle and an ML-20?

24 billion for the Black Eagle, and 1 Billion for the ML-20.

24 billion for the Black Eagle, and 1 Billion for the ML-20.

The Latican Republic of Three Continents would like to by the rights to the ML-20 Also. (The Legal way)

Good.

Icovir will use some of our own money plus some of the money saved up from donating countries (from the Beiraqi-Icovirian war) to buy the production rights to both.

Good.

Icovir will use some of our own money plus some of the money saved up from donating countries (from the Beiraqi-Icovirian war) to buy the production rights to both.

Both your and GDA's orders confirmed.

Icovir thanks it's ally, TWSP.

(Secret IC to TWSP) - We thought it would be fair for you to know that we are currently starting productions on the Black Eagle in Medinah, the capital.

Icovir thanks it's ally, TWSP.

(Secret IC to TWSP) - We thought it would be fair for you to know that we are currently starting productions on the Black Eagle in Medinah, the capital.

Sure, good for you :D

[OOC]: Sorry to interfere, but just a notice. Most of your prices match the real-life ones. However, there's a number of mismatches, where the prices differ several times between the rl and yours, and, notably, the ratio of different related weapons costs is very warped. I could help to correct the costs if you would like. That's not a complaint, just a suggestion to help.

[OOC]: Sorry to interfere, but just a notice. Most of your prices match the real-life ones. However, there's a number of mismatches, where the prices differ several times between the rl and yours, and, notably, the ratio of different related weapons costs is very warped. I could help to correct the costs if you would like. That's not a complaint, just a suggestion to help.


Such as?

Reference Post (since I cant find WC's Storefront):

M109A7 Paladin Artillery (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/paladin.jpg)
Armament- One 155mm gun, one 7.62mm MG
Armor- 600mm steel with kevlar lining
Crew- 4
Weight- 32,000 kg
Powerplant- Turbo-charged diesel, 450 hp
Speed- 56 km/h (35 mph)
Range- 299 km (186 miles)
Description- Secure voice and digital communications equipment and a navigation/location system make this a truly deadly piece of mobile artillery. Kevlar lining inside the crew area protects them from shrapnel caused by enemy fire.

How much for the production rights of PP-2000? And I need allot of Bullets :-p

How much for the production rights of PP-2000? And I need allot of Bullets :-p

500 Million bucks, as for ammo, Im against selling it on Storefronts (unless you designed it yourself) as ammo is pretty general, so you can make it yourself.

The Empire of Maloq would like to purchase 4 of your fantastic Small Infantry Hi-Tech Division Packages for 32,292,000 dollars.

Half of the money will be transferred to your account when half of the packages are recieved, you will recieve the rest of the money when all the goods have been delivered. We look forward to doing business with you in the future.

[OOC]: Maybe you can give me a discount on account of me being a fan of russian culture (refer to hammer and sickle on homepage)?

The Empire of Maloq would like to purchase 4 of your fantastic Small Infantry Hi-Tech Division Packages for 32,292,000 dollars.

Half of the money will be transferred to your account when half of the packages are recieved, you will recieve the rest of the money when all the goods have been delivered. We look forward to doing business with you in the future.

[OOC]: Maybe you can give me a discount on account of me being a fan of russian culture (refer to hammer and sickle on homepage)?

Order confirmed, I'll give you the 5% discount as per your Commie Nation status.

The total is 30,677,400 USDs.

Delivery in 1 NS Week.

Such as?
First, helicopters: combat ones are way more expensive than transports.
Mi-28, Mi-35 - $12 mln (check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi-28 )
Ka-50 $12-15 mln ( http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/vvs/ka50-01.htm ), Ka-52 about 3 millions more (a derivative).
Not sure about Mi-26, but it's a very heavy transport, but over $10 mln ( http://www.flug-revue.rotor.com/frheft/FRH9807/FR9807e.htm ).
Again not sure about Mi-24 (no new data), but $6-8 mln seems likely.

On the other hand, pistols tend to be very cheap, tens of dollars each. AK-74 and 47 are also about $100 and less, though that doesn't mean you can't sell them for more.

A few more corrections:
MANPADS (Stinger, Igla) - also very expensive. About $60,000 for Igla-1 (SA-16), $80,000 for full Igla (SA-18).
Shilka and other close range AA systems are basically about $2 millions each. Buk and medium range are more expensive, but not sure about numbers.
S-300 is a very expensive system, in range of 110 millions at least. More exactly: http://www.missilethreat.com/news/chinese_md.html

RPGs are cheap, about $500 for launcher, the rest depends on ammo, $100/shot is a rough average.
APCs and IFV are generally cheaper, $600k for BMP-2, below $400k for BTR-90, $200k for BTR-80. BMP-3 is different at $1.2 mln, BMP-T is somewhat more.
Katyusha is basically a truck with iron rails, all the cost is rockets; so the price depends on them. Truck can be $50-100k, but single salvo is another $50k.

I can give more prices if you're interested, or references to real-life sales if there's doubt.

My government wishes to purchase 30,000 of your Triple MiniGun "Chainsaw" units. $360,000,000 has been wired to your account.

Good day.

-Henry Logan
Foreign Affairs

My government wishes to purchase 30,000 of your Triple MiniGun "Chainsaw" units. $360,000,000 has been wired to your account.

Good day.

-Henry Logan
Foreign Affairs

Order Confirmed, expect delivery in 1-2 NS Weeks.

The Grand Empire requires 5,000 of your Chainsaw Triple Miniguns. We have some commies to kill. Your weapons seem suited for that task.

$60,000,000 will be transferred to your account once confirmation has been received.

The Grand Empire requires 5,000 of your Chainsaw Triple Miniguns. We have some commies to kill. Your weapons seem suited for that task.

$60,000,000 will be transferred to your account once confirmation has been received.

Let me get this straight, you want to buy weapons to kill Communists in a thread clearly marked as "Soviet Storefront", owned by a member of the Union Of Communist Nations?

Talk about confusion.

Im sorry, but order denied.

I see. We forgot we were dealing with a communist bureaucrat. Here is a $75,000 bribe for whoever processes these orders.

Once again, $60,000,000 will be wire to your account once confirmation is received.

I see. We forgot we were dealing with a communist bureaucrat. Here is a $75,000 bribe for whoever processes these orders.

Once again, $60,000,000 will be wire to your account once confirmation is received.

We do not accept bribes, we are not bureaucrats, we do not deal with Capitalist Imperialistic Pigs.

Now, please get out of this store before I call security. Thank you, have a good day and remember to pick a free cookie on your way out.

Did I say "bribe"? What I meant to say is this... If you would be so kind as to fill our order, we will gladly pay you a $150,000 "processing fee" in cash. Naturally, this "processing fee" would be paid in unmarked bills in small denominations.

Did I say "bribe"? What I meant to say is this... If you would be so kind as to fill our order, we will gladly pay you a $150,000 "processing fee" in cash. Naturally, this "processing fee" would be paid in unmarked bills in small denominations.

Uhhh... No?

Now, please, get out.

Fine

:touches all the cookies on the way out:

Greetings from the Republic of Ackistan!

My government wishes to purchase 25,000 of your "Chainsaws". $300,000,000 has been wired to your account.

Best wishes,
Angelina Whittaker
Secretary of State

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif

As a token of apology for the sale of the "Chainsaw" to the enemies of the World Soviet Party Neucom Inc. presents TWSP with production rights of the R-505 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11893729#post11893729) airliner free of charge and 75 million USD in condolenses.

Faithfully Yours,
Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Incorporated

Icovir wishes to buy 1 billion GM-94s for $740 billion (discount included).

@ Neucom

Well, thanks for the gift, we werent really expecting this, but thank you anyways :D

@ Icovir

Order confirmed, delivery in 2 NS Weeks.

@ Neucom

Well, thanks for the gift, we werent really expecting this, but thank you anyways :D


Its the least we can do.

ooc: I seriously forgot you guys were at war http://67.15.129.139/5982/21/emo/slap.gif

Its the least we can do.

ooc: I seriously forgot you guys were at war http://67.15.129.139/5982/21/emo/slap.gif

OOC: Ah, dont worry about it =p

I'll take 4 Mi-35 HINDs for 12mil

Thanks

YS

I'll take 4 Mi-35 HINDs for 12mil

Thanks

YS

Order confirmed, delivery in 1 NS week (sorry for the delay, Internet is being a bitch).

I will purchase 10,000 AKM's for my ground forces.

5,000,000 will be wired upon confirmation of order!

Comrade:

The United Socialist States of Ellelt requires for her People's Liberation Armed Forces.

AK-74: 10,000

Chainswords: 200 (for special forces)

Also: amunition for AK-74 2 shipping containers per 1000 units. (Total 20 shipping containers)

The Price, minus any discount will be wired to your account upon confirmation and shipment of order.

Aaron K. Brunzov
Minister of Defense, USSE;
Military Advisor to General Secretary of the Communist Party of Ellelt, Alexander I. Serpov;
Commander-in-Chief of the People's Territorial Defense Forces

I will purchase 10,000 AKM's for my ground forces.

5,000,000 will be wired upon confirmation of order!

Order confirmed, delivery in 5 NS Days.

@ Ellelt

Do your own maths, as for ammo, I dont sell it =D

REFERENCE POST, I'LL MAKE A PROPER INTRODUCTION THREAD THEN SELLING WILL BEGIN

M1 PHALANX Main Battle Tank

Lenght: 7.5m, 11m with Main Gun forward
Width: 3.7m
Height: 2.7m
Weight: Around 79,000 Kilos (79 Tonnes)
Crew: 4 (Commander, Gunner, Loader, Driver)
Main Armament: PK3A1 Smoothbore Main Gun (125mm, DPRs provided by Aequatio)
Secondary Armament: Coaxial 12.7mm Machine gun, 12.7mm MG on Commander's Cupola, 7.62mm MG on Loader's Hatch, 2 Smoke Dispensers
Ammo Capacity: 40 125mm Rounds (20 APFSDS-T rounds, 10 HEAT-MP rounds, 10 STAFF rounds), 1500 12.7mm rounds (1000 for Coaxial, 500 for Cupola), 1000 7.62mm Rounds
Main Gun Ammunition Types:
- M824 Armour-Peircing Fin-Stabilized Discarding Sabot with Tracer (APFSDS-T)
- M825 High-Explosive Anti-Tank, Mutipurpose (HEAT-MP)
- M860 Stand-off, Top-Attack, Fire-and-Forget (STAFF)
- M350 Anti-Personnel Canister
Gun Depression/Elevation Range: -10°/+30°
Engine: Soviet Automotive Industries Combat Model 1, WSP-V24-UF-M1 Liquid-cooled, V-12 cylinder, 64.0-Litre, 4-stroke exhaust, Universal Fuel Engine (Primary: Biodiesel), developing 2,300hp (1,905 kW) @ 2,600 rpm
Fuel Capacity: 2000 Liters
Fuel Consumption (Road): 1 Mpg (0.425 kilometers per litre)
Fuel Consumption (Cross Country): 0.35 Mpg (0.149 kilometers per litre)
Range: 400km (average on road), 298km (average cross-country)
Powerplant: Soviet Automotive Industries Combat Model 1, WSP-APU-M1 Liquid-Cooled Biodiesel Auxiliary Power Unit generating 160kJ for Vehicle Subsystems
Power to Weight Ratio: 29hp/tonne
Speed: 70km/h road, 52km/h cross-country, 35km/h (Reverse, 2nd gear)
Fording Depth: 1.35m
Deep Water Depth: 2.5m
Underwater Drive: 4m
Slope: 45° Gradient, 35° Side Slope
Obstacle: 1.15m Vertical; 3.70m Trench
Transmission: Soviet Automotive Industries Combat Model 1 WSP-HT-M1 Hydro-kinetic with 5 forward and 2 reverse gears.

Armour:
(DPRs provided by Aequatio)

1st Layer - C4 explosive layer sandwiched between Rolled Homogenous Steel plates with a second, sandwiched layer of Hardened Glycidyl Azide Polymer (GAP) underneath HE layer.
2nd Layer - Tungsten Carbide-Cobalt alloy rods with a Boron Carbide coating buried within a layer of Boron Carbide Composite, encased within Iron-Cobalt-Nickel alloy reinforced with Carbon, Chromium and Molybdenum.
3rd Layer - Boron/High-Strength Polyethylene Synthetic Fibre Layer for particle radiation and spall protection, respectively.

Armour Protection (Actual Thickness minus ERA)
Hull - Glacis: 510mm
Hull - Lower Front: 440mm
Hull - Side: 410mm
Hull - Rear: 280mm
Turret - Front: 400mm
Turret - Front Angle: 340mm
Turret - Side: 240mm
Turret - Rear: 180mm
Turret - Roof: 85mm
Turret - Gun Mantlet: 520mm

Armour Protection (RHAe versus Kinetic Energy)
Hull - Glacis: 1122mm
Hull - Lower Front: 616mm
Hull - Side: 574mm
Hull - Rear: 336mm
Turret - Front: 880mm
Turret - Front Angle: 748mm
Turret - Side: 528mm
Turret - Rear: 396mm
Turret - Roof: 187mm
Turret - Gun Mantlet: 1144mm

Armour Protection (RHAe versus Chemical Energy)
Hull - Glacis: 1428mm
Hull - Lower Front: 792mm
Hull - Side: 738mm
Hull - Rear: 448mm
Turret - Front: 1120mm
Turret - Front Angle: 952mm
Turret - Side: 672mm
Turret - Rear: 504mm
Turret - Roof: 238mm
Turret - Gun Mantlet: 1456mm

Armour Protection (RHAe versus Kinetic Energy with ERA)
Hull - Glacis: 1322mm
Hull - Lower Front: 816mm
Hull - Side: 774mm
Hull - Rear: 536mm
Turret - Front: 1080mm
Turret - Front Angle: 948mm
Turret - Side: 728mm
Turret - Rear: 596mm
Turret - Roof: 387mm
Turret - Gun Mantlet: 1344mm

Armour Protection (RHAe versus Chemical Energy with ERA)
Hull - Glacis: 1728mm
Hull - Lower Front: 1092mm
Hull - Side: 1038mm
Hull - Rear: 748mm
Turret - Front: 1420mm
Turret - Front Angle: 1252mm
Turret - Side: 972mm
Turret - Rear: 804mm
Turret - Roof: 538mm
Turret - Gun Mantlet: 1756mm

After observing the performance of the Triple Minigun "Chainsaw" in various conflicts around the world, the Ezaltian Army would like to inquire the price of production rights.

OOC: do you offer a discount for Nove Europa nations? ;)

After observing the performance of the Triple Minigun "Chainsaw" in various conflicts around the world, the Ezaltian Army would like to inquire the price of production rights.

OOC: do you offer a discount for Nove Europa nations? ;)

Are you aware that it consumes ammo like there's no tomorrow, right?

Anyways, since its you, I'd say... 500 Billion dollars?

I realize that perfectly. 500 billion...250 billion a year for two years sound good to you?

Icovir wishes to buy 1,000,000 BMP-3s for $1,275,000,000,000.

We are currently in two wars, therefore we ask if it is possible to create a payment plan for this?

Comrade:

By my maths that makes a sub-total of 5,300,000 USD, with a 5% Communist Discount of 265,000 USD

Total 5,035,000 USD

5,035,000 USD has been wired to your account.

If I took that discount in error please inform me.

Brunzov,
Minister of Defense USSE,
Military Advisor to Alexander I Serpov, Gensec CPE.

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Although we are aware of the World Soviet Party's position on the sale of heavy weaponry to private corporations, Neucom Inc wishes to know what would be the price of the new M1 Phalanx tank and whether our not TWSP will sell a few examples to Neucom. We guarantee that any technologies in this tank will not be employed in any Neucom products, and the will not be distrubted to other entities including the government of Neo-Erusea. Any information found on this tank will be no-disclosure. We are terribly sorry for the sale of the Chainsaw to Blackhelm (ooc i seriously forgot, otherwise i wouldn't have sold it). You may consider us capitalist pigs, and we are, but we do have honor and a reputation to uphold and this deal will be protected by Article V(2) of our Articles of Incorporation. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Neucom_Equipment/index.php?showtopic=1)

Faithfully Yours,
Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Inc

I realize that perfectly. 500 billion...250 billion a year for two years sound good to you?

Sure, order confirmed. DPRs sold for 500 Billion USDs.

Icovir wishes to buy 1,000,000 BMP-3s for $1,275,000,000,000.

We are currently in two wars, therefore we ask if it is possible to create a payment plan for this?

Sure, what do you have in mind?

Comrade:

By my maths that makes a sub-total of 5,300,000 USD, with a 5% Communist Discount of 265,000 USD

Total 5,035,000 USD

5,035,000 USD has been wired to your account.

If I took that discount in error please inform me.

Brunzov,
Minister of Defense USSE,
Military Advisor to Alexander I Serpov, Gensec CPE.

Order confirmed, delivery in 1-2 NS Weeks.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Neo-Erusea/Neucom.gif

Although we are aware of the World Soviet Party's position on the sale of heavy weaponry to private corporations, Neucom Inc wishes to know what would be the price of the new M1 Phalanx tank and whether our not TWSP will sell a few examples to Neucom. We guarantee that any technologies in this tank will not be employed in any Neucom products, and the will not be distrubted to other entities including the government of Neo-Erusea. Any information found on this tank will be no-disclosure. We are terribly sorry for the sale of the Chainsaw to Blackhelm (ooc i seriously forgot, otherwise i wouldn't have sold it). You may consider us capitalist pigs, and we are, but we do have honor and a reputation to uphold and this deal will be protected by Article V(2) of our Articles of Incorporation. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Neucom_Equipment/index.php?showtopic=1)

Faithfully Yours,
Jonathon Keryan
CEO of Neucom Inc

So far, we havent completed our own testing of this tank, and no, we dont consider you capitalist pigs. When we complete said tests, we'll put a limited number of tanks for nations to test, then, we'll begin selling them, but we dont think DPRs will be avaliable at first.

Sure, what do you have in mind?

Well, Icovir has increased in wealth by over $5 trillion overnight. So, we propose half of it this month, the rest the next month?

The Latican Empire would like to know if it could use its "Banking Account" to buy military products from your store. (Banking Account-http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=the+latican+republic)

This can only end up helping both our nations.

Bump**

Well, Icovir has increased in wealth by over $5 trillion overnight. So, we propose half of it this month, the rest the next month?

Sure, no problem.

The Latican Empire would like to know if it could use its "Banking Account" to buy military products from your store. (Banking Account-http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=the+latican+republic)

This can only end up helping both our nations.

How come?

See, when I started Gente Del Agua, I had accidently put the setting for Issues on none. I kind of got angry when i didn't get any request, and i found out about my setting just about a week ago. But before i knew about my issue problem, and when I was RPing the Latican Republic (My PT Nation) I created that puppet nation. Now I didn't mess that up so I got Issues everyday and it came out much better than my current nation. And I would be RPing as them, if it where not that they are twice my size, and that I can't get a validation for the Forums.

See, when I started Gente Del Agua, I had accidently put the setting for Issues on none. I kind of got angry when i didn't get any request, and i found out about my setting just about a week ago. But before i knew about my issue problem, and when I was RPing the Latican Republic (My PT Nation) I created that puppet nation. Now I didn't mess that up so I got Issues everyday and it came out much better than my current nation. And I would be RPing as them, if it where not that they are twice my size, and that I can't get a validation for the Forums.

Im sorry, but I cant allow you to buy stuff using another nation's money (even if its yours, which would be by some people's standards, puppet-wanking).

Coul you help me get the other Nation into the forums instead of this one.

Coul you help me get the other Nation into the forums instead of this one.

Well, the most common reason for not letting you in is the lack of a e-mail address, do you have one in the other nation's profile?

Yes, I got rid of that one, then put another one into the Puppet, and it still did not varify.

Yes, I got rid of that one, then put another one into the Puppet, and it still did not varify.

Have you tried asking in the "Technical Forum"?

Maybe you didn't type the email address in right.

Maybe you didn't type the email address in right.

Yes I did. Thank you anyways.

Have you tried asking in the "Technical Forum"?

Nope, I'll try tomorrow, thank you

yes, i am the head of military 'deals' of the logicthink nation.

We have plenty of weapons and defenses BUT we wish to propose a deal.


WE request a modifed 'spacecraft', the cheapest, we are not sure of the cost as a conversion method is unavailable to us. But we are prepared to offer up to 1.5B anticensoras. (we have them in abundance... DON'T ASK WHY)

if you could calculate the cost for this here is our request.

ONE modofied spaceship with following specs.

Our space program is on hold for inspections due to possible rating system removal of KEY parts.

SPECS =

Solar power of up 3 gigawatts.

A vacuum reactor (the ruskies have this... right?) capable of travel outside the solar system to floating planets near the asteroid belt with a possible constant speed of 42,000 miles per hour.

FULLY decked out nuclear arsenal INCLUDING your best in 'nitrogen' warfare. (if you have it)

FULL defenses. Atomically restructured 100 g/cm3 dense sheet metal defenses with thin anti grav silicon coating (anti grav silicon coating isn't needed.. just a plus)

FULL SPACE for up to two hundred passengers at any given time and a cargo hold capable of transporting materials and 'facilities' which we use to make extra... 'stuff'.

And last but not least.

THIS MUST fir the specifications as our newly set up fifth space colony right outside the asteroid belt is not getting enough supplies from the mining plants on the nearby asteroids and THUS we need to refit and repair the colony and the mining plants. We could make all of this ourselves but the crazy 'conservative' rating system fanatics have vandalized our ships using 'V2D-chip' operatives.

We'll supply the scientists/engineers & knowledge needed to build this. WE just ask for you to provide a good and ample highly secure building site as well as workers and any basic elements we require. Extended elements we will synthesize as needed.

Please calculate the costs and if you accept send us a wire and post the costs. This would be widely appreciated asvital agricultural work on fighting off the increasing global pollution is being done on the colony so we'll need it to be repaired ASAP.

- Logicthink military head of 'deals'

Is that MT/Low-PMT?

Anyways, Im sorry but I dont know anything about spaceships and building them. However, you should check Huntaer's Naval Storefront if you are looking for Space stuff, specially armed.

Comrade:

The United Socialist States of Ellelt requires for its military defense:

50,000 t-34 tanks -- USD 37,500,000,000

25,000 zsu-57-2 -- USD 13,750,000,000

500,000 AK-47 -- USD 250,000,000

Subtotal: USD 51,500,000,000

Communist Discount: -2,575,000,000 USD

Grand total: 48,925,000,000

Further Comrade, If you could recomend a good place to find aircraft we would be most apprecitive.

The USD will be wired to your account upon confirmation and shipment of the order.

Comrade:

The United Socialist States of Ellelt requires for its military defense:

50,000 t-34 tanks -- USD 37,500,000,000

25,000 zsu-57-2 -- USD 13,750,000,000

500,000 AK-47 -- USD 250,000,000

Subtotal: USD 51,500,000,000

Communist Discount: -2,575,000,000 USD

Grand total: 48,925,000,000

Further Comrade, If you could recomend a good place to find aircraft we would be most apprecitive.

The USD will be wired to your account upon confirmation and shipment of the order.

Order confirmed, delivery in 2-3 NS Weeks. As for planes, you can check Aequatio's Storefront, or Pudu's.

T-80
Crew: 3
Length: 4.29 m
Width: 2.32 m
Height: 2.04 m
Weight: 9.2 tonnes
Armour: 60 mm
Main armament: 45 mm gun
Secondary armament: 7.62 mm DT coaxial
Power plant: 2×GAZ-202
70+70 hp (52+52 kW)
Suspension: torsion bar
Road speed: 45 km/h
Power/weight: 15 hp/tonne
Range: 360 km
Price: 550,000 USDs
Description: The T-80 light tank was a more advanced version of the T-70 with a two-man turret.


Ummm... Is this the modern T-80 tank?

Ummm... Is this the modern T-80 tank?

Nope, WWII Light Tank.

Okay, I was going tp say, "WTF do you mean, 45 mm gun? Don't you mean 125?

Bump

Greetings from the Republic of Ackistan!

We wish to purchase another 25,000 Triple Minigun "Chainsaws" for $625 million. Many thanks.

Greetings from the Republic of Ackistan!

We wish to purchase another 25,000 Triple Minigun "Chainsaws" for $625 million. Many thanks.

Sure, order confirmed.

(OOC: IMO it'll only serve as a deterrent =p, there's not enough ammo in the world to keep that bitches shooting)

The Sovistan would take a heavy order of AK-103's if you have any of that model in stock- it appears to have been replaced by the AK-108, which unfortunately fires the wrong type of ammunition. Does your storefront keep any of the older model?

Anyway, we'll take an order of:
10,000 PPS-43s (4,350,000 USD)
50 BT tanks (25,000,000 USD)
10 Mi-24 Hinds (20,000,000 USD)
Total: 49,350,000 USD

The Sovistan would take a heavy order of AK-103's if you have any of that model in stock- it appears to have been replaced by the AK-108, which unfortunately fires the wrong type of ammunition. Does your storefront keep any of the older model?

Anyway, we'll take an order of:
10,000 PPS-43s (4,350,000 USD)
50 BT tanks (25,000,000 USD)
10 Mi-24 Hinds (20,000,000 USD)
Total: 49,350,000 USD

Order confirmed, as for the AK-103, sure, just assume it costs the same as the AK-108.

Secret Order
Using this incredibly generous offer in preparation for the second Clandonian assault, we'll take the following.

200x Black Eagle tanks (1 Billion.)
10x S-400 SA-20 Triumf Missile Launchers (150 million)
200x S-300s (600 million)
1000x Triple MiniGun "Chainsaw" aka "The Saw" (25 million)
100x Tunguska-M1 (300 million)

Total: 2,075,000,000 (2 Billion, 75 Million USD.)

We'd use more of this oppurtunity, but we simply don't have the manpower for any more equipment. We're hugely grateful for this equipment, and we hope it will turn the tide on the next Clandonian assault.

OOC: I'm just wondering how you will import anything in with me having three fleets surrounding your nation?