NationStates Jolt Archive


Liberty Networks Makes Offer For FIFA nations [closed, FIFA and Allanea]

Allanea
23-08-2006, 13:25
Official Message from the Liberty Networks Management to the leaders of FIFA region nations

Dear friends!

As you know, the nations of the world depend on the Internet for their economy and for their very survival – and in your case, for your soccer, for your matches data and club organisation. As such, it is is paramount that the Internet connections be of high quality.

Liberty Networks is a global expert in quality Internet communications. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495348)

With 13 billion satisfied clients world-wide, you can be sure that Liberty Networks knows what do to about Internet and VOIP. And with our latest purchase of the MaraTech company lock, stock, and barrel, you know we now have truly global experts working for us.

So, you ask, what does this have to do with you?

Liberty Networks is now making you an offer.

We ask the nations of the FIFA region to all chip in – we only need a sum of 13 billion dollars – and we will construct for you a new, state-of-the-art Internet backbone system incorporating both optical-wire and sattelite wireless segments, to connect your nations in greater ease.

If you agree to this, it will improve your nation's bandwidth situation, and further cheapen Internet access in your nations.

We also promise to have a 10% discount for all citizens of the nations that'll chip in for the next 15 years.

Sincerely yours,

Liberty Networks.