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(}{)alo General Products Store
Welcome to the (}{)alo Storefront, all of your Halo, and other various product needs.
We're now selling the Longsword Fighter!!!

Rules:
1) Do your own math! If you don't, we will charge an extra 10% onto your order. Be honest about your budget. If you don't know your spending limits, please check here. Economy Calculator (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/)
2) If you don't have enough to make a purchase, you may take out a loan. TG Skillcrossbones (Me) and we can work out a program.
We will not ban anyone unless there is a good reason.
You may not reverse engineer our products unless you have permission from myself.

Table of Contents
Under Construction

Sources:
Halo: Combat Evolved Instruction Manual
Halo 2 Instruction Manual
Halo 2 Walkthrough Manual
halo.bungie.org
Under Construction
Hey everyone! Start ordering now!!
50% off your entire first order!!!
Total made from sales: $5,007,631,700.02

Small Arms

Human Weaponry

M6C Magnum Sidearm $200
http://severtski.com/pics/pistol.jpg
12 shot clip
moderate stopping power
Semi-Automatic
close- Medium range
Fairly slow to reload
Made for general sidearm use.

MD6 Pistol (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/226/2714/320/halo_pistol.jpg) $400
12 shot clip
2x scope
12.7mm semi-armor-piercing explosive rounds
Semi and Full automatic firing
Effective at medium to close ranges.

M7/Caseless Sub Machine Gun (http://www.nlgaming.com/games/220/thumbs/smg_front.jpg) $300
60 5MM bullets for clip
Automatic Fire
No Scope
Slow reload speed

MA5B Assault Rifle (http://www.ogresnet.com/halo/pics/w_assultrifle.jpg) $800
60 7.62mm bullet clip
Gas operated
Magazine fed
No Scope
Medium- Close range
Fairly accurate
Short busts of fire more accurate than fully automatic fire

BR55 Battle Rifle (http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/battle_rifle.jpg) $800
36 9.5mm Bullet clip
2x Scope
Medium Damage
Medium-Long range
Very accurate
Medium rate of fire
3 shot bursts of fire
Slow reload speed

M90 Shotgun (http://http://rampancy.net/rampancy_files/images/0a03ebf9236b66a25cfc3d4ef5a6c4bb-8188_0.jpg) $800
12 8 Gauge Shells
Short Range
Inaccurate
Good for many close targets
Slow reload

S2 AM Sniper Rifle (http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/halo2bios/24sniperrifle.jpg) $1,200
4 14.5mm armor peircing fin stabilised discarding sabot rounds
Long- Med range
Very accurate
2x, 5x, 10x zoom
*The sniper is an anti material weapon, and can over penetrate a target. Be sure of what is on the other side of your target before firing.

M19 SSM Rocket Launcher (http://severtski.com/pics/rocketlauncher.jpg) $2,000
2 102mm shaped charge, high explosive Rockets
2x Scope
Rockets are slow and noisy

M7057 Flamethrower (http://www.halo-center.com/img/flamethrower.jpg) $1,500
Can fire for 10 full seconds without reloading
Short range
Devestating at close range

M9 HE-DP Grenade (http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/w_fraggrenade.jpg) $50
Dual purpose fragmentation device
suppress or disable vehicles
Can be rolled, bounced, or ricocheted into places that can't be reached by direct fire

Covenant Weaponry
*For sake of convenience, these weapons can be reloaded.

*Plasma Pistol (http://wutyousaying.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/halo-2-20041019010433928.jpg) $200
Semi Automatic directed energy weapon
Can be charged, much more powerful
When overheated, user can't fire for a few seconds

*Plasma Rifle (http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/halo2bios/30plasmarifle.jpg) $500
Automatic/Semiautomatic
Continuous fire will overheat

Needler (http://images.quizilla.com/X/XM/XMA/xman2008/1132951565_needler.jpg) $500
Magazine fed weapon
Close range
Projectiles (needles) penetrate soft targets
They ricochet off of hard surfaces
Capable of homing on targets

Carbine (http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/oxm-carbine.jpg) $750
18 Energy Projectile Clip
Semi Automatic
Close-Med Range
2x scope
Fairly slow rate of fire

Beam Rifle (http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/beamrifle.jpg) $1,200
Accelerated Particle Beam Battery
2x, 5x, 10x scope
Semi Automatic
High Damage
High Range
5-6% energy used when fired once
(100% Battery)

Brute Shot (http://www.covenant-clan.co.uk/images/bruteshot.jpg) $1,500
4 Frag grenades per clip
Semi Automatic
High damage
Med-Long Range
Blade attached for powerful melee attack

Fuel Rod Gun (http://www.covenant-clan.co.uk/wpe15.gif) $2,000
Inderect fire weapon
Fires in an arc like pattern
5 plasma rod clip
Powerful against infantry and vehicles

Energy Sword (http://severtski.com/pics/energysword.jpg) $1,500
High Damage
Close range
Primarily a cerimonious weapon

Plasma Grenade (http://halo.neoseeker.com/images/uploads/plasma_grenade_mini.jpg) $50
Anti-Infantry/Vehicle handheld explosive
Will stick to infantry and vehicles, but will bopunce off walls and other surfaces
3 second fuse that is activated after it hits its target

Sentinel Beam $1,000
Battery
Continuous Fire
Medium Damage
Close-Med Range
Can be used as a surgical laser or building/ welding tool. If you would like one of these versions, please specify.

Vehicles

M12 Warthog (http://www.macsoftgames.com/products/halo/images/halo_warthog.jpg) $100,000
Light Reconnaissance Vehicle
Fast, Maneuverable, and high rollover rate
A three barreled chaingun, Gauss Cannon, or Rocket Launcher can be mounted. Please specify which turret you would like.
Seats three: One Driver, one passenger, one gunner
We also have a Limited Edition souped up warthog (http://falseperm.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/warthog.jpg).: $200,000

M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank (http://halo.hq.tripod.com/Detailed_Tankie.jpg) $10,000,000
Crew 2: One driver, one gunner
90mm High velocity cannon
7.62 armor peircing tracer machine gun turret
Weak spot is areas close to the tank. If hostiles are too close, they can't be fired upon by the main gun.

Pelican (http://marc.janson.free.fr/UT2004/ProjetHalo/Pelican_1.jpg) $20,000,000
A dropship, capable of carrying 12 troops, 1 Warthop, 1 Scorpion, 8 weapons pods, or extended cargo hold to carry 24 troops
1 pilot, 3 gunners, 12 passengers
3 Chainguns, 1 on chin, 1 on the bottom of each wing

Ghost (http://www.halo-center.com/img/ghost_large.jpg) $300,000
1 driver
High speed
2 forward facing plasma cannons
Driver is not very well armored

Banshee (http://www.halo-center.com/img/banshee_large.jpg) $400,000
1 pilot
light aircraft
high speed, capable of hovering
2 plasma cannons, one fuel rod gun
fairly thin armor

Wraith (http://library.psyjnir.net/screens/60/Wraith.jpg) $10,000,000
1 Pilot, 1 gunner
1 Plasma Mortar
Med-Long Range
Fires in an arc like pattern
2 Small Automatic Plasma Turrets for defense
Very Slow
Very Thick Armor

Spectre (http://www.halo.fr/images/dossiers/20041119203623reel.gif) $5,000
Like a Warthog with a plasma turret and hovering capabilities
1 Driver, 1 gunner, 2 passengers
Fairly Agile
Very litle protection for the people riding it.

Shadow $120,000
Slow ground transport
1 Pilot, 1 Gunner
Very powerful plasma cannon of top
Can carry 8 troops, 2 ghosts, and other configurations

Phantom (http://covenant-clan.co.uk/images/phantom.jpg) $20,000,000
Like a Pelican, only purpleish red, and with three plasma turrets
14 troops, 2 pilots, 3 gunners

C-709 Longsword Heavy Fighter Bomber/Interceptor $100,000,000
Crew: Pilot, Copilot
Weapons: 110mm Rotary Guns, 120mm Ventral Guns, AGSM-10 Missiles, 4 Nuclear Tipped Missiles, Moray Space Mine System.
It is a little shorter than 2 Pelicans front to back.
Has some space in the interior, pilot and copilot not confined to cramped cockpit. Suitable for long ranges as well, has lavatories, small sleeping quarters.

Packages

Please specify which type of weaponry you would like.
Also, if you would prefer a different type of weaponry, such as an MA5B and a Plasma Pistol, please specify.

Standary Infantry
Human 1: MA5B Assault Rifle, MD6 Pistol, & 4 Frag Grenades: $1,300
Human 2: BR55 Battle Rifle, SMG, & 4 Frag Grenades: $1,300
Covenant 1: Plasma Rifle, Plasma Pistol, & 4 Plasma Grenades: $1,000
Covenant 2: Carbine, Plasma Pistol, & 4 Plasma Grenades: $1,000

Close Quarters Infantry
Human 1: MA5B Assault Rifle, M90 Shotgun, & 4 Frag Grenades: $1,400
Human 2: SMG, M90 Shotgun, & 4 Frag Grenades: $1,300
Covenant 1: Needler, Plasma Rifle, 4 Plasma Grenades: $1,100

Sniper Infantry
Human: S2 AM Sniper Rifle, SMG, 4 Frag Grenades: $1,400
Covenant: Beam Rifle, Plasma Rifle, 4 Plasma Grenades: $1,400

Anti-Vehicle Infantry
Human: M19 SSM Rocket Launcher, SMG, & 4 Frag Grenades: $2,000
Covenant: Fuel Rod Gun, Plasma Rifle, & 4 Plasma Grenades: $2,000

Equipment For Squad and Transportation
Human 1: 1 Pelican, 7 Standard Infantry, 2 Anti-Vehicle Infantry, 3 Sniper Infantry, 1 Warthog: $20,000,000
Covenant 1: 1 Phantom, 8 Standard Infantry, 3 Anti- Vehicle, 3 Snipers: $20,000,000

Gift Shop
Snowglobes
We can put almost any size and design inside of the globe.
For a small extra fee, we can also slap your nation or place of business' name on it.

Pens
From cheap 10 cent ones, to giant sized noveltys, send us the design and we can slap your name on it too.

T-Shirts
Send us the design or words, sizes, and quantity.

Novelty lottery tickets.
We can send a lottery ticket, and a VHS or DVD of a fake lottery number drawing, with the same numbers as the ticket.

Novelty Puke or Poo
Please specify size and color.

Fart Machine
Self explanitory. Capable of wide range of sounds and scents.

Droids

HK-47 (http://www.silven.com/graphics/screenshots/console/3hk47_print.jpg)$8000 ($12,000 with assassin protocol)
The HK (hunter killer) 47 is one of the finest battle droids avalible. It can perform a wide variety of tasks, such as general infantry duty, to locating and disabling mines, to hacking computers. It is an efficient and well programmed killer. It also can be equipped with one of the finest assassin protocols avalible to droids. Example: You can give the droid the name of the target and nothing else, and the droid will prepare itself, locate, hunt down, and kill the target. It will stop at nothing to follow your orders. It will even level entire cities just to kill a target, unless ordered not to make casualties. We will install the assassin protocol for and extra $4000. The HK-47 is also a popular for bodyguard duty.

OOC:
Already got a HALO type storefront....
Got HALO weapons, vehicles, aircraft, and going to move into PMT Spacecraft. Some you see on HALO, and others that are fanart or designs that didn't make it into the HALO games (at least not yet).

Well where is it then?

OOC: I wouldn't worry. The concept of competition around here is, in spite of a completely unbelievable number of wars, virtually nonexistent when it comes to sellin' stuff. Given the number of Star Wars storefronts that litter the forums, I don't think that another Halo storefront will be particularly overboard anyway.

Reserve for products
Ok, you can post now.
Thanks.

Reserved for products
Hey, we're Open.
Yay.

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OOC ok you sell the weapons but not the uninform of the marines

You should give more detail and maybe even some pictures if you want people to buy.

*2 cents*

Yeah, I know. I'll get to that asap

good luck with the store

OOC: I gotta give you credit for the coolest looking title ever.

ooc have a look at this net site halo center

http://halo.ogresnet.com/html/halo/vehicles.php

Imperial Isa: Thanks. And i'll be adding the armor soon.
Jenrak: Thanks

thats ok
just so you know i use the marines helmet with the cam on the side and
a modify pelican ,warthog and shotgun

Come on people! Buy! This 50% off won't last forever! It'll go away soon. Buy now, and i'll throw in that souped up warthog as a free gift!
Edit: Sorry I can't get just a picture of the souped up warthog, but if you go to this webpage there's a picture of it down a little bit. http://falseperm.tripod.com/

I'm going to be a nice guy here


The Army of Neoma wishes to purchase 50,000 Warthogs at a cost of 5 billion. Now We will not take the discount if you could lower them a total of 12''and extend the axles by 3 ft.

Payment upon receiving goods.

Order confirmed, with the specified adjustments. Thank you for your purchase. And you will also receive the souped up warthog free of charge.

bumptacular
And the 50% off and souped up warthog still apply

bump

Everyone seems to forget the Longsword Bombers, those are the coolest ships in the Halo universe. Too bad you rarely see them though...

Everyone seems to forget the Longsword Bombers, those are the coolest ships in the Halo universe. Too bad you rarely see them though...

they a fighter but i use them as a bomber

Hello. I would like to Purchase 10,000 BR55 Battle Rifles for 8 million$,
5,000 M90 Shotguns for 4 million$, 500 S2AM Sniper Rifles for 600,000$,
1000 M19SSM Rocket Launchers for 2 million$, 750 M7057 Flamethrowers for 1,125,000$, and 4000 M9 HE-DP grenades for 200,000$.
The Money has been wired
((Military budget is now 19,992,500,000$))

(OOC: Ripped straight from the Halo manual, with no sense of originality or concept of correct grammar.

Yay for II.)

That's a $15,925,000 total, with 50% off is... i'll just charge you 7.5 million.
Ant your souped up warthog.
Order Confirmed

OOC Taledonia and Imperial Isa: As soon as I can find a decent picture and stats it will be on.

i require heavily modifed plamsarifle making for my feds pirce is no object as i have 2.5 trill on hand

to halo general produts store
imperial isa wolud like to order two fuel rod guns at $4000
money will be wierd on order Confirmed
form
imperial isa ministry of defence procurements

OOC yes it is hard to find decent pictures and dont foget the MAC guns form halo 2 i make then for my nation
got sixs of them above vekta

Are you people listening? I just placed an order for a bunch of stuff, the money has been wired, now wheres the goods?

Vodka-Stonia: It states in post #26 that you order has been confirmed.
Imperial isa: Order Confirmed
Sephrioth: What do you want modified on it?

long rage scope and more killing power and ammo and aslo a covenent greande launcher under slung call it the dark knight riffle

Vodka-Stonia: It states in post #26 that you order has been confirmed.
Imperial isa: Order Confirmed
Sephrioth: What do you want modified on it?

money weird

Sephrioth: One = $2,500
How many do you want?

i want production rights and 100 for test beding please dothemaths im to damn lazy

$25,000 for 100 dark knight rifles
$5,000 for production rights
I'm lazy too, if I wasn't lazy, i'd be fixing the dead picture links right now.

money wired add the darkknoght to store

That's a $15,925,000 total, with 50% off is... i'll just charge you 7.5 million.
Ant your souped up warthog.
Order Confirmed

OOC Taledonia and Imperial Isa: As soon as I can find a decent picture and stats it will be on.
Sorry, since you said "souped up warthog" I assumed you were talking to someone else.

No problem

to halo general produts store
imperial isa wolud like to order two more fuel rod guns at $4000
money will be wierd on order Confirmed
form
imperial isa ministry of defence procurements

Order confirmed.

money weird

OOC keep up the work

bump

OOC: About time we had a Halo storefront. I'm MT, so I won't be buying, but good job on this. Might I suggest adding some spaceships?

bump

We have a theory that Gareens, Notorious for their extreme stupidity, may be able to learn to use weapons, instead of bare fists. There for, for our one Gareen test cell, we want

Plasma Pistol $200 x 1
Plasma Rifle $500 x 1
Beam Rifle $1,200 x 1
Energy Sword $1,500 x 1

Plus, simply because no sane person can deny how cool the souped up limited Edition Warthog is, we want one of them too.

L.E. warthog $ 200,000 x 1

For a grand total of 203,400.

If the 50% discount is still good, then the final price would come to $101,700

Money wired upon Confirmation.

order confirmed

Money wired.

Bump-freakin believable

bump
Souped up warthog still applies! Buy now!!

bump
1 Droid added

Doesn't anyone want to buy these fine droids? If you buy any amount of them, I'll throw in the assassin protocol for free.

Longsword fighter added

One sniper plz
:sniper:
for 1200

Order confirmed