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Okay, as some of you may know, Kologk is utterly divided by Civil War. So far, that I actually can't think of a plausible reason to unite it from within. So... I want someone to conquer me. Preferably someone evil, whom I can... apprentice under... as it were, because I do so want to play an evil nation.

Any takers?

Pick me pick me.

OOC: Sure, I'd give it ago. I'm currently working on a forum to illustrate my Military.
Here's my Nation: http://www.nationstates.net/dansmerk

I'd come in, pwn all sides of the civil war, take over and get you to do my bidding. Or my dictator would do that...

So far, I'm leaning towards Dansmerk, but I'll see if there's any other offers.

I'd do it, in the interests of "peacekeeping." I'm not horribly evil, though.

So far, I'm leaning towards Dansmerk, but I'll see if there's any other offers.

Oh, and in case you're wondering about my low post count, I generally RPed as Farstra, but I felt I could go a totally different direction with Dansmerk, so it is now my Primary nation.

Oh, and just to make this clear, I want to continue to be able to RP as the 'slave state' or whatever, not just become a resource draining point.

Boooooo!!!

Boooooo!!!

Well first off, he's bigger. Second, I don't have a ton of oil... Third, have a herring.

True, True, Herring?

True, True, Herring?

It's red.

What is my herring, I'm confused.

Hmmm... I'm a benevolent evil, treat my citizens fine when it comes to health care and stuff but when it comes to politics you can call me Stalin.

I'm plenty evil when it comes to war and politics. I tend not to bother my people's civil rights.

And I'm a former Kraven Slave State, if that helps. :p

pick me! i'm an evil bastard. and i have poo missiles!

Oh man pick me! I'm totally Evil and I've always wanted to take over another nation, plus I have some kikass soldiers if this is PMT, plus I'm not gonna be as this nation for much longer so you'll easily be able to fight back.

Oh man pick me! I'm totally Evil and I've always wanted to take over another nation, plus I have some kikass soldiers if this is PMT, plus I'm not gonna be as this nation for much longer so you'll easily be able to fight back.

Who ya switching to?

I would love to have a slave state I always wanted a puppet nation of my own.

How about a smaller nation inavdes then a larger one(Like me) invades both and makes both into a slave state.

Oh man pick me! I'm totally Evil and I've always wanted to take over another nation, plus I have some kikass soldiers if this is PMT, plus I'm not gonna be as this nation for much longer so you'll easily be able to fight back.

Okay, now I'm leaning towards Toops. Actually, yeah. Toops it is. No offense to everyone else. Shall I have one of the factions contact you to try and gain more power in Kologk, or will you just invade without them?

Yeah, yeah, this is Kologk too.

Ill go for it, my Nation is all for setting up puppet goverments.

I don’t see anybody that is evil in this thread. No nation that send the soldiers in to kill everything. Just a bunch of posers.

1010102: pick me! I'm an evil bastard. and I have poo missiles!

You have poo missiles? That not evil, that is n00bish.

Toopoxia, the evil gas man or whatever you make. Maybe you are evil, to create some that makes before die from just inhaling it.

If you want a true evil bastard, a sadist manic to learn from, pick me and the Count. Nobody is eviler then him. Kraven’s Father is not as evil as him.

Okay, now I'm leaning towards Toops. Actually, yeah. Toops it is. No offense to everyone else. Shall I have one of the factions contact you to try and gain more power in Kologk, or will you just invade without them?

Yeah, yeah, this is Kologk too.

come on. i want slave state.

I don’t see anybody that is evil in this thread. No nation that send the soldiers in to kill everything. Just a bunch of posers.

1010102: pick me! I'm an evil bastard. and I have poo missiles!

You have poo missiles? That not evil, that is n00bish.

Toopoxia, the evil gas man or whatever you make. Maybe you are evil, to create some that makes before die from just inhaling it.

If you want a true evil bastard, a sadist manic to learn from, pick me and the Count. Nobody is eviler then him. Kraven’s Father is not as evil as him.

the last part was a joke. but i am evil.

I don’t see anybody that is evil in this thread. No nation that send the soldiers in to kill everything. Just a bunch of posers.

1010102: pick me! I'm an evil bastard. and I have poo missiles!

You have poo missiles? That not evil, that is n00bish.

Toopoxia, the evil gas man or whatever you make. Maybe you are evil, to create some that makes before die from just inhaling it.

If you want a true evil bastard, a sadist manic to learn from, pick me and the Count. Nobody is eviler then him. Kraven’s Father is not as evil as him.

Well, I don't want someone who's going to send soldiers in just to kill everyone, as I kind of want to keep RPing as this nation afterwards, eh?

the last part was a joke. but i am evil.

Have you ever kill thousand of unarmed civilians for the fun of it? The Count has many times. One time, he and his army surround a village in the ancient times then watched it burn. It was all because he had nothing to do.

i promise, i will make Kologk into a genuine evil bastard with a heart of stone.

Well, I don't want someone who's going to send soldiers in just to kill everyone, as I kind of want to keep RPing as this nation afterwards, eh?

Not everybody, I was just that is what an evil nation does unless it has other plan. I will not kill everybody, just enough to get my point across that there is a new master. Pick me, please?

Have you ever kill thousand of unarmed civilians for the fun of it? The Count has many times. One time, he and his army surround a village in the ancient times then watched it burn. It was all because he had nothing to do.

my leader tries to suck the souls of childern becuase he wants to be imortal.

Have you ever kill thousand of unarmed civilians for the fun of it? The Count has many times. One time, he and his army surround a village in the ancient times then watched it burn. It was all because he had nothing to do.

OOC: Well, I for one aren't IC. I don't think anyone else is either. So how do you know we wouldn't ICly kill everything?
And he's made his choice so.............No point in arguing?

I'd, if I had the chance, probably turn it into the Britain off of V for Vendetta. :) Fingermen are cool.

Well know I'm torn between the Count and Toops. Grr...

Have you ever kill thousand of unarmed civilians for the fun of it? The Count has many times. One time, he and his army surround a village in the ancient times then watched it burn. It was all because he had nothing to do.
Yes.

I killed 250 million people in Danteri. :D

Zukariaa']Yes.

I killed 250 million people in Danteri. :D

I haven't killed that many but i had a part in the glassing of THEd85.(32 million people.)

my leader tries to suck the souls of children because he wants to be immortal.

Well, good for him. The Count was ‘born’ immortal.

OOC: Well, I for one aren't IC. I don't think anyone else is either. So how do you know we wouldn't ICly kill everything?

I was just guessing about that last part. But he wants an evil person not somebody who think he is nice. Ha, I made joke.

And he's made his choice so.............No point in arguing?

Nope, it is a between me and Toop.

Zukariaa']Yes.

I killed 250 million people in Danteri. :D

Awesome, Kraven’s evil has linked into you then. Or when you did that killing of 250 million, you were a Kraven slave state right?

I haven't killed that many but i had a part in the glassing of THEd85.(32 million people.)

Oh…nukes then. Not evil, just poser evil person. I don’t use nukes to be evil. They’re cheater weapons in my eyes.

Yes, I was a Slave State at the time, but I was the one who suggested doing it in the first place.

Don't you use fantasy stuff Trans?

Oh C'mon, maybe if I tell you about the Toxitroopers, they have a Dyneema (Bulletproof) powersuit controlled by remote links to cybernetic implants which move the armour to respond to the user, on a seperate vein the mind is uploaded from the brain and a seperate more tactical mind replaces it, this also allows for permanent front line updates to be sent to the Generals, a similar technology is present in the Toopoxican vehicles, a seperate mind will control a vehicle to reduce casualties.

Though if you do choose the Count over me then I won't mind.

Zukariaa']Yes, I was a Slave State at the time, but I was the one who suggested doing it in the first place.

But you used Kraven’s plaything then. I use my own plaything called Blood Wolves and Shadow Foxes, armed force division for those that don’t know.

Zukariaa']Don't you use fantasy stuff Trans?

You mean my mutants then yes. Up to Kologk to tell me not to use them in this RP. If he says not to use them, I will be fine with it. I don’t need mutants to fight and be evil.

Same thing, Toopoxia, you get pick, I will be okay with it.

But you used Kraven’s plaything then. I use my own plaything called Blood Wolves and Shadow Foxes, armed force division for those that don’t know.
Actually, no I didn't. I had already taken over the majority of Danteri before Kraven took me over, and the capitol police I had there were vastly outnumbered by my soldiers.

Zukariaa']Actually, no I didn't. I had already taken over the majority of Danteri before Kraven took me over, and the capitol police I had there were vastly outnumbered by my soldiers.

Oh…damn CPs. Those mindless soldiers, blinding following orders. I have people that can think.

Oh…damn CPs. Those mindless soldiers, blinding following orders. I have people that can think.
Yes, well I don't have CP anymore, so it isn't a problem. :P

Zukariaa']Yes, well I don't have CP anymore, so it isn't a problem. :P

That’s good, good for you. Is Kraven going to try and not stop trying to take you over?

Awkward sentence..

He is kind of in the middle of something that causes him to be unable to do anything to me.

Oh C'mon, maybe if I tell you about the Toxitroopers, they have a Dyneema (Bulletproof) powersuit controlled by remote links to cybernetic implants which move the armour to respond to the user, on a seperate vein the mind is uploaded from the brain and a seperate more tactical mind replaces it, this also allows for permanent front line updates to be sent to the Generals, a similar technology is present in the Toopoxican vehicles, a seperate mind will control a vehicle to reduce casualties.

Though if you do choose the Count over me then I won't mind.

Okay, I'm literally gonna flip a coin. Toops, call it.

Choose me I repress all peoples say in government and my people do like to perform a good enslaving of people who get in my way.

Okay, I'm literally gonna flip a coin. Toops, call it.

*Looks at the coin*

"Heads...
...
...
...
...Wait, which one of us was heads?"

It's really up to you dude, but if ye want me to effect your decision then I think you should choose the Count, he's a greater writer than me, he's more active than I am and I'm sure it'll be more fun to watch Mutants rather than CP ripoffs, so I recomend you choose Transylvania.

You could always pick us.... but if you do then your nation will be strip mined and your people paced into a routin driver life of work eat and sleep. And then ome would be used for Invasions... Your people would hate me....

*Looks at the coin*

"Heads...
...
...
...
...Wait, which one of us was heads?"

It's really up to you dude, but if ye want me to effect your decision then I think you should choose the Count, he's a greater writer than me, he's more active than I am and I'm sure it'll be more fun to watch Mutants rather than CP ripoffs, so I recomend you choose Transylvania.

I was gonna say you pick either heads or tails, and then I'd flip it, but whatever. Jwolf, you're it. You want to start the RP or shall I?

I was gonna say you pick either heads or tails, and then I'd flip it, but whatever. JWolf, you're it. You want to start the RP or shall I?

You can start it. It is your thread. Mutants allowed?

@Toop: Thanks for the nice words. I have read a few of your posts, you’re a good writer too.

You can start it. It is your thread. Mutants allowed?

@Toop: Thanks for the nice words. I have read a few of your posts, you’re a good writer too.

Eh, mutants? Fine, but nothing too spectacular. No reason to get the count himself involved here. I'm thinking no Alpha or Omega class maybe?

Have you ever kill thousand of unarmed civilians for the fun of it? The Count has many times. One time, he and his army surround a village in the ancient times then watched it burn. It was all because he had nothing to do.

heheh, Thats not Evil, thats looking for Attention... :p

True Evil is doing something with a purpose, like setting fire to the town as an example to the other villages near by, or to flush out Rebels hiding in the village, I've destroyed thousands of villages, cities, I've murdered hundereds of civilians in systematic executions ensuring that my rule is followed and understood...

but in the end, we are both different... which makes us both Evil in our own ways :)

Eh, mutants? Fine, but nothing too spectacular. No reason to get the Count himself involved here. I'm thinking no Alpha or Omega class maybe?

What I was think was reptile skinned human looking folks. I had one in the thread with Kraven. Strange looking people for your people to see and go “What the fuck!’

I want to use an Angel type person again because in the first time, I never got to role-play with him.

I think of some more then post them here for you to check.

What I was think was reptile skinned human looking folks. I had one in the thread with Kraven. Strange looking people for your people to see and go “What the fuck!’

I want to use an Angel type person again because in the first time, I never got to role-play with him.

I think of some more then post them here for you to check.

Good deal. I'll start the thread as soon as I get on the right account...

heheh, Thats not Evil, thats looking for Attention... :p

Nope, not looking for attention. It was in ancient times, so the Count was just passing the time and want to see something cool.

True Evil is doing something with a purpose, like setting fire to the town as an example to the other villages near by, or to flush out Rebels hiding in the village, I've destroyed thousands of villages, cities, I've murdered hundreds of civilians in systematic executions ensuring that my rule is followed and understood…

Now, that is I’m iron fist sadist evil leader type of evil.

but in the end, we are both different... which makes us both Evil in our own ways :)

Awesome! If we could only be friend in IC, but you mess that up for trying to kill all Jagites. And you killed Dominionites, too.

Good deal. I'll start the thread as soon as I get on the right account...

Cool, and I can get to the killing. But not everybody. First thing, I got to is get there before I can do anything.

Tis up.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496864

Tis up.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496864

A post will come soon.

Do you have a got a map of Kologk?

Love the title to the IC thread.

Do you have a got a map of Kologk?

Love the title to the IC thread.

No, unfortunately. Due to the constantly changing factions and what they control I didn't really see the point. Similar to Australia in shape, but different climate (mostly tropical) and population mainly concentrated in Megacities and small military towns.

No, unfortunately. Due to the constantly changing factions and what they control I didn't really see the point. Similar to Australia in shape, but different climate (mostly tropical) and population mainly concentrated in Megacities and small military towns.

Okay, that will be good. Thanks.

What happen? I’m done with that second post. I don’t want to make it to larger.

And what about a mutant that can form fire balls? Nothing bigger then a basket ball size fireball.

Sorry. I'll post soon.

Sorry. I'll post soon.

K, what about fireball mutant man? Allowed?

K, what about fireball mutant man? Allowed?

Well, is he a pyrokinetic in that he can control fire, or does he just make the fireballs and throw them?

Well, is he a pyrokinetic in that he can control fire, or does he just make the fireballs and throw them?

Makes them but can not control their path. Did not want to make him overpowered and have him control the path of the balls.

Yeah, that'll be fine.

Cool! A post will come. (Working on a post for another thread.) Where am I going to land at?

Cool! A post will come. (Working on a post for another thread.) Where am I going to land at?

Anywhere's good, but most of the coast is controlled by a criminal syndicate known as Kologkian Real Estate Lmtd. Probably actually the single most powerful of the factions.

Anywhere's good, but most of the coast is controlled by a criminal syndicate known as Kologkian Real Estate Lmtd. Probably actually the single most powerful of the factions.

Nice. Now got to think what to do. Can you list the factions for me? Thanks.

Nice. Now got to think what to do. Can you list the factions for me? Thanks.

Not all of them. Constantly shifting and changing. I'll list a few major ones though.

The People's Comitee for Glorious Revolution controls most of the farmland, and as such has a lot of power. That's Molotov Mikael, or was anyways, until he ate his pistol.

The Holy Kologkian Church doesn't have any territory to speak of, but operates through the use of 'martyrs' or suicide operatives. It also has connections in most of the other factions, due to religious members. Led by Father Julio.

The Reunification Board has suceeded in uniting a number of smaller factions, and currently has the most men and hardware, though they're still working on expanding their territory.

Some places though, one mile will be one faction, the next will be another, a mile on beyond that will be four more fighting over a farmyard.

Cool…working on a post on this thread. How far is the People's Comitee for Glorious Revolution’s land from the coast.?

Cool…working on a post on this thread. How far is the People's Comitee for Glorious Revolution’s land location at?

At it's closest, about twenty miles from shore.

At it's closest, about twenty miles from shore.

Cool. Thanks. Back to the post.

Just a heads up, I may have some slight abnormals of my own. Haven't thought of any details yet, but they'll belong to the HKC and will probably be called the Seraphim.

Just a heads up, I may have some slight abnormals of my own. Haven't thought of any details yet, but they'll belong to the HKC and will probably be called the Seraphim.

Awesome, the more freaks the better it is.

Awesome, the more freaks the better it is.

Okay, they're all going to be varying themes on flight and heat. So most of them are going to fly, whether through angellic wings, Superman-esque no explanation, rocket propulsion, or heat rises style, and they're all going to do something with heat or fire, ranging from heating their bodies up to streams of flame from their hands.

Okay, they're all going to be varying themes on flight and heat. So most of them are going to fly, whether through angellic wings, Superman-esque no explanation, rocket propulsion, or heat rises style, and they're all going to do something with heat or fire, ranging from heating their bodies up to streams of flame from their hands.

Cool! Need to get those folks on my side ASAP.

Cool! Need to get those folks on my side ASAP.

Okay, just to clear this up, I'm having some trouble logging on to Kologk, so I'm just going to use The Aeson to post until I can log on to Kologk.

Okay, just to clear this up, I'm having some trouble logging on to Kologk, so I'm just going to use The Aeson to post until I can log on to Kologk.

That will work.

That will work.

Just an OOC heads up, Asreal is one of the more powerful Seraphim. They won't all be as much trouble as he is.

Oh...well, I'm going to take him down. Not going to try and take him as a POW anymore.

@Valley of the Giant: My soldiers are in body armor, so they can’t see their breath. So…edit that it was clod enough to see your breath. Thanks.

How high does this storm go because I still have planes in the air.