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LifeWyze: The Closest Thing To God


Visit the LifeWyze Corporation Storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483424) for all your medicinal, military, civil defense and food requirements.


LifeWyze: Put Your Life In Our Hands.

Nice Ad.

Expect some orders for body armour when I have a chance to do an IC post (actually getting involved in some RP's for a change, rather than loitering around in storefronts~~~looks shocked)

Cheers. The slogan: The Closest Thing To God, was to be the original company statement, however I changed that for Evolution is Now. Of course it has since changed to what it is now. (Don't you love learning?)

Armour orders are appreciated and if you get into a war, do be kind and hire a few PsyCorps teams so I can join it. *grins*

I don't know if advertisement threads are legit, but they certainly are a waste in my opinion.

Hehehe. Awesome. *slaps easy going christian approval sticker on the ad*

The whole purpose of the advertisement is more for IC purposes than OOC, which is one reason for the fairly controversial nature of it.

By the way people, IC responses to this thread are just as welcomed as OOC ones. *grins*

Encryption: Maximum
From: The True Aesonic Church
Pretend not equality to the Gods, foolish heathens, for they have loyal
servants. You have been warned.

Sir James read the reports on the new advertisement. Evidently the marketing team had done it again, a controversial advert that captured the people's attention with no repercussions, except from some obscure and unusual religious group in The Aeson. Reading across a second sheet, he smiled as he discovered sales were up 6% since the new campaign.

Laughing, he thought of the various nations such as Kanami and Aqua Anu who had insulted him for 'playing god', and now LifeWyze admitted to such a thing what happened? An increase in sales. Beautiful.

Sir James read the reports on the new advertisement. Evidently the marketing team had done it again, a controversial advert that captured the people's attention with no repercussions, except from some obscure and unusual religious group in The Aeson. Reading across a second sheet, he smiled as he discovered sales were up 6% since the new campaign.

Laughing, he thought of the various nations such as Kanami and Aqua Anu who had insulted him for 'playing god', and now LifeWyze admitted to such a thing what happened? An increase in sales. Beautiful.

OOC: Not exactly obscure... I mean they've blown stuff up all over the place.

(OOC: As may be so, but Sir James has never heard of them. *grins*)