Shazbotdom
12-08-2006, 07:46
OOC:
Forgot to post this a few days ago when it happened.
IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PROCLIMATION***
TO: Leadership of the Nations of the World
FROM: Mr. George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom
After the yearly census, it is found that a young little girl by the name of Theresa Capone was the Four Billionth person born within the boarders of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. To celebrate this, we have locked in the price of her schooling when she reaches of age and have paid off her schooling for Primary, Secondary, University, Graduate, and Doctoral school. We have also given her family a tax break for the next five years so they will not have to pay any sales or income taxes for a while, saving them money for their new child.
The child is doing well back at her home and is expected to live a long and healthy life. We are proud to have such a great event happen within the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom on this glorious day. God bless you all!
Forgot to post this a few days ago when it happened.
IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PROCLIMATION***
TO: Leadership of the Nations of the World
FROM: Mr. George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom
After the yearly census, it is found that a young little girl by the name of Theresa Capone was the Four Billionth person born within the boarders of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. To celebrate this, we have locked in the price of her schooling when she reaches of age and have paid off her schooling for Primary, Secondary, University, Graduate, and Doctoral school. We have also given her family a tax break for the next five years so they will not have to pay any sales or income taxes for a while, saving them money for their new child.
The child is doing well back at her home and is expected to live a long and healthy life. We are proud to have such a great event happen within the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom on this glorious day. God bless you all!