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Liberty Networks Announces New Product! [storefront]

Allanea
12-08-2006, 01:26
iPhone Low-Cost Integrated Computer/Cellphone

As years go by, cellphones become more and more like Pocket PC's, and eventually, someone, somewhere would merge the two. This someone is Allanean Arms Research and development, working for the Liberty Networks company. The Allaneans have excelled at this job – as Allaneans excel at all they do.

And so was bord the iPhone. It looks just like regular pocket computer with a short antenna – until you notice that it has a digit dialing interface to ease use as a phone. On it's other side (the one looking away from you when you look at the screen), a four megapixel camera is installed. Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is not just a pocket PC. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the iPhone.

The iPhone is compatible with regular cellphone lines, WiMax and WiFi, which means you can even use it on our competitors' networks – and no, we don't care. We are thankful to you for even buying this. It will switch from WiFi to cellphone use and backwards if this is available through your provider (LibertyNetworks uses WiMax).

This device also doubles up as an .ogg/MP3/MP4/movie player – and you can choose any of the songs you download to it to become your ringtone – no mater how annoying.

You can play games on your iPhone – and if you sign up with Liberty Networks, you will even have access to the company's own, gaming servers for half a year! - have you ever heard anything as cool?

And you know what's really cool? Get an iPhone today, and you will have a 50% discount – that's right, a 50% discount – on signing up for a Liberty Networks account, Internet or cellphone, as you choose!

Operating System: Rejistanian SI-X operating system/MicroCosm Windows Mobile, by choice.
Communication Capabilities: Integrated WiMax, WiFi, and regular cellphone.
GPS: Capable.
Camera: 4.0 MP
USB: 2.0
Processor: 312Mhz
Non-Volatile Memory: 2 GB
Display:16-bit Color 240 x 240 TFT touchscreen display
Memory Card Compatible:Supports SD, SDIO and MultiMediaCards
Bluetooth: Compliant.


OOC: This is inspired by MassPwnage's iFruit, and the Treo phones, mind.

THIS IS NOT A REGULAR STOREFRONT.

To get stuff here, you need merely to post how many people in your nation would buy these things, and post the number here, and consider the thing automatically confirmed. Post also with any special deals you would like to offer, or whatever.

Also consider the Main LibertyNetworks thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11532433)
DMG
12-08-2006, 01:35
Nice design.

We would like to purchase one million [1,000,000] for use in our nation.

Thank you.
Pschycotic Pschycos
12-08-2006, 01:51
I'm equally impressed.

I'll take....a billion, we need a new phone anyway :p
Allanea
12-08-2006, 11:54
“Wow. Look at this. We sold 1,001 million cellphones so far – and they were a rather advanced model – just in two countries. Our subcontractor is getting rich. We are, too.”

“No, Michael, we are no longer getting rich.”

“Eh? Why is that?”

“We are getting richer.”
Hyperspatial Travel
12-08-2006, 12:08
We wish to import such phones into our country, as we have an established userbase of such people. We'd be looking at between 1.2 billion and 1.6 billion consumers, and, furthermore, would be interested in subsidising Liberty Network stores throughout the League, in order to maintain a large support level for such equipment.
Maraque
12-08-2006, 13:19
To: Liberty Networks, Inc
From: Safu Chima
Subject: Order
Message:

Greetings,

I'd like to order 1.638 billion phones. Thank you.

Signed,
Safu Chima
Mationbuds
12-08-2006, 14:10
We would like to purchase an initial 20 Million to test it first . If it meets our demands , we would purchase another 1.13 Billion .
Allanea
12-08-2006, 14:37
“So what's up today?”

“Sales numbers are up to 4,038 million phones, Sir. AND, there's some people that want a sample order of .... twenty million phones.”

“A... sample that size? What the hell?”

“Aye. Anyway, why do we care? They are crazy. Foreigners, don't you know.”

“True, let's just fill their order and see what we do next.”
Allanea
19-01-2007, 14:33
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_(Apple)

OH GOD.

I PREDICTED THE IPHONE