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LifeWyze Unveils: HealthWyze Beverages

Cruxium
10-08-2006, 13:55
A man in his early thirties appears in a thick coat, gloves and with a headset atop his wavy brown hair. Behind him, the skies are iron and buildings all seem imposing and dull. Off-setting this scene are thousands of coloured banners with equally as many thousands of people, many of them school children. An introduction of the man is given and he launches into his news report.

"Thank you, Tom. What we are witnessing here is truely extraordinary. People have turned out in their thousands, including several school classes from various Maraque primary schools, to witness the launch of the new HealthWyze Beverages.

"For those of you who have not being followin this phenomenon, LifeWyze boldly states that just one glass of their smoothie a day will provide you with your entire five daily fruits, while their milkshakes will keep you fit and healthy. Not only that, but LifeWyze have vowed to give away one million universal standard dollars worth of their products to anyone who shows up."

A figure moves onto a podium covered in luscious red felt, a microphone before him. It would appear he is an attractive man, possibly in his mid thirties and dressed in an immaculate suit and long leather coat. Around him are several dozen enormous men clad in identical black suits with bottle green shirts and ties, each with an ear piece and UV preventing glasses.

"Sir James Irvine, member of the Cruxium Parliament, has just stepped onto the podium."


"Welcome, one and all, to the unveiling of HealthWyze! I do not wish to keep you all standing here on such a cold day, listening to me, so instead help yourselves to the drinks!"

A dozen hot air balloons arise from behind the LifeWyze HealthWyze bottling plant, each one multicoloured with either LifeWyze or HealthWyze written across them. From the baskets dangle glittering, brightly coloured streamers. After several moments, the balloons begin their descent toward the crowded street.

"And whilst you enjoy your drinks, why not stay for the music?"

Without warning a section of the podium bursts open in a shower of confetti, to be replaced by McFly- surprisingly enough wearing clothes, likely due to the cold weather.


"Well that is just an amazing sight Tom. Children and adults alike have begun to dance in the streets here in North Maraque City, some even carrying enormous LifeWyze banners. The first of the hot air balloons has just taken off, presumably it has run out of drinks. This is truely astounding, no doubt talk of this product launch will go on for weeks here, in no doubt part to the surprising emergence of Sir James, the elusive Chief Executive of LifeWyze.

"I'm going to go for one of those drinks while there are still some left. Back to the studio." The news caster smiles and moves off in the direction of the rowdy crowd.
Cruxium
10-08-2006, 14:30
HealthWyze Beverages


HealthWyze Milkshakes come in four delicious varieties, including chocolate, strawberry, vanilla and banana. Each HealthWyze Milkshakes is loaded with vitamins B & D, as well as calcium, with the milk coming from the B. Tworus B strain. No artificial colours or flavourings.

500ml bottle: $1.49
1 litre carton: $2.95

HealthWyze Smoothies are available in four amazing flavours, one for each season! Spring Flavours, Summer Fruits, Autumn Hints and Winter Berries. Just 250ml (one cup) is enough to fulfill your daily requirement of fruit!

6 pack: $3.99
2 litre carton: $3.49

Supermarket chains, schools and other retailers recieve a 40% discount that is not cumulative with any other LifeWyze Corporation discounts.
Blackhelm Confederacy
17-07-2008, 01:38
We would like to open up chains to sell Healthwyze beverages in Paradise City. Please contact us to begin negotiations.

- Confederate Ministry of Foreign Affairs