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Seeing as TZA & co abandoned the war idea in the other thread, I'm going to start a new one, free of the spam that plagued the first two pages of the old one. I will no longer accept proposals for invasion by TZA, for obvious reasons. Anyone else from the old thread is welcome, how ever. Anyway, from the old thread:

In over one year of NS, I have yet to fight a true war. And when I request one, the RP either falls through or the people disappear. I'm sick of it, and I really want to fight a war. Here are some reasons people might declare war on me:

1)As my name suggests, my nation is made up entirely of lesbians.
2)Secular lesbians at that. Not even 1% of the population is religious in anyway.
3)We're capitalist to the extreme.

This is not to say I will only fight a defense war, I'm also willing to fight an offensive one, if I'm given a good reason. As for rules....

1)I will not fight anyone over 4 billion pop.
2)I'd prefer to keep nukes out of this RP, but if we do bring them in, keep them tactical please.
3)I will only fight ONE nation at a time, unless I have an ally backing me up.

Now, anyone game?

Alright, heres the crappy map I promised:

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/3179/thlmapoo9.th.jpg (http://img454.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thlmapoo9.jpg)

THL has all the land in green. The black dots represent cities, the red one being my capital, New Lesbos, and the pink one being my financial center, Aeon. Hopefully it's obvious those squiggly lines are rivers.

Do NOT post here unless you are serious about going to war, and will follow through with it.

Bump.

One more bump before bed.

Wait Can I Play?

I'm serious in following for the war.

Wait Can I Play?

Yes. I don't care who I fight, I just want a war damnit.

can i be an ally for Leocardia

Yes. I don't care who I fight, I just want a war damnit.

Okay, I'll invade you... But where shall we start?

(OOC: I'll get a smaller naval force (100 or so combat vessesls) or something similar. How big do you plan on having this war?)

can i be an ally for Leocardia

What ever floats your boat.


Okay, I'll invade you... But where shall we start?

Dunno. That's entirely up to you.

(OOC: I'll get a smaller naval force (100 or so combat vessesls) or something similar. How big do you plan on having this war?)

You'll have to ask them, but considering one of them is a Nov 05' nation, it should be fairly big in scale. Who's side are you going to be on, anyway?

Most likely on your side. We'll say your government asked for aid and we responded. That sound good?

Most likely on your side. We'll say your government asked for aid and we responded. That sound good?

Alright. Souds great.

Leocardia allies for now?

Leocardia allies for now?

Sure. I need you.

Sure. I need you.

Could I be allied with you guys also?

Could I be allied with you guys also?

Ask Tree Hugging Lesbians if thats okay.

I'm willing to accept any allies to aid me.

Alright, fine with me.

Ok, someone start the war.

Ok, someone start the war.

Any of you guys can. You are invading, after all...

I've already started the thread. Anybody joining it?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495459

The ground shook, and the buildings wobbled dangerously as the Red Army 5th Armored Division rolled throught The NSSR towards the THL. The 5th consisted of 5,000 M1A1 Abrams MBTs, 500 long range artillery, and 500 short and itermediate range artillery. Behind them was 10,000 soldiers from the Red Army, 500 of them where medics. The soldiers contiued towards THL.

"Tell them, [puffs on cigar], the usual message," the Supreme Comrade told the NSSR spokesperson while puffing on a Cuban cigar.


Message from the NSSR:
We are going to attack your western-most city. Now would be a good time to evacuate citizens, if you dont want them killed.

The soldiers would only take 3 days to reach THL, and the 5th Armored would take 5.

Hey, uh, Leocardia, do you have stats on the "Rice-ball" SD and the "War missile" cruiser?

Hey, uh, Leocardia, do you have stats on the "Rice-ball" SD and the "War missile" cruiser?

I had stats for the Rice Ball, but its lost. War Missile is practically a crusier that has weapons evenly for Antiaircraft//antiship.

Sorry. I had to format my pc.

Crap, I go out, have a nice night at the bar, and I miss the chance for an invasion..

DAMN!
- Stewie Griffin

DAMN!
- Stewie Griffin

Still not funny.

And rather annoying.

If you're not going to contribute to the thread, then don't post in it at all.

The ground shook, and the buildings wobbled dangerously as the Red Army 5th Armored Division rolled throught The NSSR towards the THL. The 5th consisted of 5,000 M1A1 Abrams MBTs, 500 long range artillery, and 500 short and itermediate range artillery. Behind them was 10,000 soldiers from the Red Army, 500 of them where medics. The soldiers contiued towards THL.

"Tell them, [puffs on cigar], the usual message," the Supreme Comrade told the NSSR spokesperson while puffing on a Cuban cigar.


Message from the NSSR:
We are going to attack your western-most city. Now would be a good time to evacuate citizens, if you dont want them killed.

The soldiers would only take 3 days to reach THL, and the 5th Armored would take 5.

You may want to post this in the IC thread...

Still not funny.

And rather annoying.

If you're not going to contribute to the thread, then don't post in it at all.

Velkya.... I dont know what is up your hole but please do remove it. I was agreeing with Blackhelm. Not looking for your approval to post. And by the looks of your thread policing I dont think you have contributed much either.

Hey THL and Leocardia,
If you two get the war thread started, put the URL here so i can tag it and watch how everything goes. Salright?

Hey THL and Leocardia,
If you two get the war thread started, put the URL here so i can tag it and watch how everything goes. Salright?

I've already started the thread. Anybody joining it?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495459

*cough*

bump

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Missed.....

*slaps own head*