NationStates Jolt Archive

Declaration of War
The Brooding Dictatorship of Rotten Bacon hereby declares war apon Internatinal Lebians and it's subsidary nations.
they are as followed:

Almohadia
Hitlerist Japan
Some of the Alternate History ones
A European Empire
[NS]Free Washington State
Great Maoist China
[NS:::::]Great Constantinople
[NS]Suhartos Indonesia
[NS:]Roman Micronesia
[NS:]German Europa
[NS:]Stalingrad Fortress
[NS:]Fortress Stalina
[NS:]The Reborn Rasputin
[NS]The Coven of Artemis
A New Third Reich
Avalon Point
Patriotic Israel
Al Arif
Post-Occupation Iraq
Dagorania
Pol Potist Cambodia
Montismo Versiaz
The New Somalia
Independent Germany
Nova Francia
Israel And Palestine
America Nova
Idumaea
Nova Iudaea
Orthodox England
Post-Nazi Germany
Clarania
The Makabim
Canadianopolia
The Niger State
Panzer Corps China
British Romania
Imperial Slavia
Free Anatolia
The Library of NS
Conquistadoria
Hellenic India
Byzantinia Nova
Pepper Ridge
A New China
WWII Alternate History
Yugoslavia-Greece
Sovereign Gibraltar
[NS]Communist Syria
Free Orphans
[NS:]The Communist Iraq
[NS]The Free Georgia
Ameridian Island
Arawakia
[NS]The Return of Stalin
Pharos Island
Alexandria Pharos
Free Constantinople
The Black Swords
New Nationalist China
Volga-Kama Bolghar
Athenian Greece
Mahrankala Island
Mother Russias Empire
Meighan Island
The Mongol Reich
Shang Tsang
Victorious Germany
Makkah and Medina
The Quraish
Ashurania
Nova Aquitania
Ustashe Yugoslavia
Visha
Germania Reich
Constantinopolium
Constantinopolia
The Iberian Reich
The Algerian Reich
Pharonium
Decapolia
NS Dianetics
Pandoraea
Armentaria
Aesonia
Americanopolia
Americanopolis
New Nicaea
Red Nepal
Noobs and N00bs
Sovereign Columbia
Corporatoria
Nova England
Aryanium
Heavenly Taiping
Asaharia
The New Antioch
Osmanlia
Nordicania
Revolutionist Canada
An American Reich
Byzantine Salamandria
A New Deutschland
Zephyria-Salamandria
A New Reich
Gnosticania
Caribbean Africa
Freemasonia
The Arian Synod
Aztec Mexico
Imperial Arabia

Internatinal Lesbians is charged with dishonesty to the rest of the world and must be brought to justice. We will fight untill the entire empire that have been created by them have been taken by either myself or any other countrys that wish to participate or untill Internatinal Lesbians chooses to surrender and face the world for their crimes.

Signatures: Rotten oneLeader of Rotten Bacon
Juan Taboneya Minister of Defence

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In Rotten Bacon millitary bases the armys where lining up according to their position. Transports where moving to take the soldiers to their desginated countrys. But high up in the Ministry of Denfence the Minister Juan was waiting.

He had sent inivations to the millitary leaders of the countrys of The Sveltzich Emeicht of Maraque and The Divine Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia. They had discussed and appeared to be ready to help in the actions. once they arived they would figure out which country would invade which country and other stratigies.

Also there where invites with special papers outlining the war delcaration sent to other countrys in the world. other countrys would be allowed to fight for the honsety that Rotten Bacon Stood for in the world

OOC: There's already a thread for this.

OOC: There's already a thread for this.
there is? i dont think it is for a war attacking all of gthe countrys. if there is could you please put in a link becusei cant find it.

ooc:bump

IC: transport crafts came to take the soldiers to the war boats. once they where all borded they would start to move to the housing boats. the carrieers would land on a special pad for on the housing boat the soldiers woukld exit and the transport would land on the aircraft carrier. once all the boats where loaded the boats left the harbor and started moving toward their desination

OOC: :looks at list::shakes head:

First off, your spelling is atrocious. Second off, your going to die if you think you can take on that many nations without godmodding.

I'm pretty sure the guy you want to destroy left after being humiliated..

Spellchecker. <_<

We have launched a nuclear strike against all these nations. Let that be the end of it.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Yes gg and have good night people

OOC: yeah i know about the the ratio of nations to soldiers thing which is why i am not planning on attacking them all at once. there was Marque and Tocrowkia where telegrammed by me asking if they wanted to help. they both said yes. then it also says in there that other people were welome to help. i figured we could divide the countrys we were attacking between us and then go from there.

oh and trowkia i'm going to ignore the nuking. becuse if he dos'nt reply then i can call this and absortion onto my nation. and if he does reply then it is a war but anyway nobody has that many nukes

Five of the housing boats left the harbor within then carried 20,000 men toward the country of internatinal lesbains them where the 3 aircraft carriers with another 9,000 men. in the sky where the air transports each with 5,000. in the air there where 25,000 soldiers. the gun boats where the last to follow with 3,000 men in each there where 15 of them. toteling 45,000 men. a total of 99,000 men began there trip toward the untustable nations.

high in one of the command ships Commander Cody stood staring over the bridge. one of the navigators turned to heim and asked "where to sir?"

cody looks over at him and say. "we are going to internatinal lesbians, set course for the pacific."

and so the boats sailed. toward the impending war.

OOC: :looks at list::shakes head:

First off, your spelling is atrocious. Second off, your going to die if you think you can take on that many nations without godmodding.

OOC: Just for the record, it's all one person...

OOC: yeah i know about the the ratio of nations to soldiers thing which is why i am not planning on attacking them all at once. there was Marque and Tocrowkia where telegrammed by me asking if they wanted to help. they both said yes. then it also says in there that other people were welome to help. i figured we could divide the countrys we were attacking between us and then go from there.

oh and trowkia i'm going to ignore the nuking. becuse if he dos'nt reply then i can call this and absortion onto my nation. and if he does reply then it is a war but anyway nobody has that many nukes

((OOC: I do, but meh, yeah lets go with the normal invasion.))

OOC: Just for the record, it's all one person...

Aeson i know it's one person. but he is hellbent and making sure we think he;s not so he wont rp as one massive nation but as a bunch af sepreat nations. and i'm not attacking them all at once. but one at a time. unless i get support from some other nations it will be one or two at a time but right now it is only one at a time.

Aeson i know it's one person. but he is hellbent and making sure we think he;s not so he wont rp as one massive nation but as a bunch af sepreat nations. and i'm not attacking them all at once. but one at a time. unless i get support from some other nations it will be one or two at a time but right now it is only one at a time.

OOC: Well first off I think he left. Or at least, he's no longer RPing under any of those names. I was justing letting RedTide2 know that you weren't declaring war on a huge list of random nations.

A week later the Rotten Bacon Fleet enterd the water of internatinal lesbians. Commander Bly Walked onto the bridge of the commands boat where Commander Cody was already waiting for him.

"this is a standerd invaision. 5,000 men to start with and we'll go from there. are primary objective is the millitary instalations. get ready to go."
"Yes sir" Bly says while placing the comlink onto his head. he orders his troops out of bed and into the loading docks. "all personal be at stand by. I want Regiments 301 and 389 ready to move out in half an hour."

In the housing ships the message is sent throughout the whole ship. people get out of bed. they go open there lockers and reach past their uniforms and grab their jump suits. they then open another locker that had ther combat suits. once those are put on. the troops then load their sidearms and their main weapon and place those in the proper location. they then get here rations and artifal skin and put it in there pockets. after they are ready to go they go down and wait in the main hall.

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half an hour later transports land down by the main hall. the first regimants move to the transports. once they are loaded they begin the move towards the shores. they reach the shores making sure they are not in the gunboats fireing range. the transports do a 180 turn so the back is facing the front. the doors droped and the soldiers filed out and began to move inward only commander bly stayed behind on the beach to coordinate the attack. tanks would move up to the groups of soldiers byt his time running in squads (groups of 9). the tank would roll up beside them and they would jump on to tank for a ride. the invasion had gon without a hitch and the commanders were happy.

Commander Cody was standing on the bridge when he got a call from commander Bly who had started his advancement with a group of soldiers 3 hours before.

the message went:" Cody I think you'r gonna like this"

"This better be good Bly i'm in the middle of my favroite soph"

"Well sir we are at 150% advancement rate"
Cody dropes his coffey "one hundred and fif...fif.fifty. are you seriuos we have never been at 150% advancement. have you had any resistance?"

"no sir"

"good keep going at this rate i want as amny millitary bases as possible before going after the capital."

Yessir" bly says signing off

OOC: sorry i have not been on in so long i have computer troubles at home. what i think i'm gonna do is play in a bit of a time laps seeing as how ns years are different than real years.

IC: the rotten bacon troops meved with ease through the invadies. with every step they came closer to the goal of all this time of fighting. now they had already taken over. it has been 4 years and already they have taken control of:

Almohadia
Hitlerist Japan
Some of the Alternate History ones
A European Empire
[NS]Free Washington State
Great Maoist China
[NS:::::]Great Constantinople
[NS]Suhartos Indonesia
[NS:]Roman Micronesia
[NS:]German Europa
[NS:]Stalingrad Fortress
[NS:]Fortress Stalina
[NS:]The Reborn Rasputin
[NS]The Coven of Artemis
A New Third Reich
Avalon Point

the contrys were in compience but wernt in total adjustment to the way rotten bacon does things. from the day a country is annexed it takes 13 years for the contry to adjust.but everything was going great. nothing could go wrong.

Right...

The rotten bacon army began the invaision of the contrys of Patriotic Israel, Al Arif, Post-Occupation Iraq, Dagorania. the boats landed upon the shores like all the rest and started their way to the millitary bases and capital city.
Commader Cody said" ok boys just like bofore in and out"

ooc: you could, at least, give the guy a chance to reply..As is you aren't making a great case for yourself..

Thread has been up since August, that's plenty of time in my opinion.

OOC:yeah it's been up for months and i sent the guy a message before i even made the thred. my guess is that he had left which makes this more of an annexation. did'nt mean for it dissipear and alot more relevant when this happend. i have computer problems at home that makes it so i cant log on to the bords. so i could'nt do anything on the bords untill i started school.

IC: Commander Bly climed his way up the up the hill with his team of soldiers. he had been winding his way through major cities and other major landmarks. this spread of the rotten bacon way to these many cities was doing a number on his pacients. and in this country of Patriotic Israel, the end was not in sight. all he wanted to do was go home and do paper work. his armor was getting heavy.

The Imperial Empire of Demon 666 offers IGNORE cannons to all of the nations being attacked by this nut.

OOC: just to say you dont have to paticipate but if your just gonna attack me hit the back button the only reason i'm doing this is to show that i did'nt godmode the take over. i'm welcome to opposition but the guy is'nt on ns anymore.

IC: Commander Bacara sat on the barrel of the tank that led the invaison of the Al Arif. this was the main road to and from the city. Bacara's plan was simple take controle of the capital and the other's would follow. She liked to fight. war was her thing it was where whe felt at home. smaler detachmetnts of the army were being sent to other citys to have them join the cause

OOC: He doesn't seem to play NS anymore and none of these nations exist, let it die.

OOC: He doesn't seem to play NS anymore and none of these nations exist, let it die.


like i said it's been a few months. i'll let it die but either way i'm gonna call these nations annexed