NationStates Jolt Archive

The Reich admits a major defeat at the hands of national terrorists, the Tocrowkian Liberation Army(or TLA, for short). As they have not attacked in months, we fought them defeated. How ever, this is not a conventional or military defeat, it is an Internet one.

The TLA has released a rather...comproising video of our leader, Her Grace Isabella Reinhard back in her college days. While the video was initially deleted on site by Government officials, it's rapid spread over P2P networks has made it impossible to control. An unnamed government official in the Reich Interior Ministry describes it.

"The video is apparently a few years old, dating back to her days in the Imperial Naval Academy. It starts off with the camera turning on, showing several females, including her grace in formal military entire, caps and all. All of these girls have gone onto promising positions in the Reich's Navy, so this is a bit disgraceful, to say the least. Anyway, after a bunch of giggling, each girl introduces her self in standard military form, rank, branch name and specialty. After this...they proceed to give the camera a sapphic thrill in their dorm. It's pretty entertaining, actually."

Do the attractiveness of the females in the video, including Her Grace, it became an instant hit on several P2P networks, Kazaa, Limewire and BitTorrent being prime examples. The taboo of the fact it is a current national leader, and the leader of such a prominent nation as the Tocrowkian Reich perhaps also owes to it's popularity.

It is unknown how the video came into terrorist hands, but because it's stars promise to keep it amongst them selves in the video, it is unlikely that either of them would release it. Still, all participants, excluding her grace of course, will be questioned.

No comment has come from either Her Grace or the admirals featured at the moment.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

((OOC: A controversial BUMP.))

The following is a transcript from a press confrence held today in the Capital Press Room.

Carpathia Ziemowit: Today it has come to my attention that there is a rather hot video of the leader of Tocrowkia circulating on the internet. For any of you who want to know, yes, it is much better viewed on a 10 foot plasma TV. That being said, I do not see a problem with this, though I suppose I could offer support of some kind. Any questions? Dave.
Dave: Sir, why are you wearing... that?
Carpathia Ziemowit: What are you talking about?
Dave: Sir, you are wearing knee high leather boots, a bright read overcoat, your hair appears to be about 2 feet long and wavy, you've grown a mustache and pointy beard, and there is a rather large sword and pistol hanging from your oversized belt. That and your hat has to be 3 or 4 feet around, and i think that feather is bigger than me.
Carpathia Ziemowit: I'm dressed like a pirate. Is that a problem?
Dave: No sir, it isn't. Just why? And please don't kill me.
Carpathia Ziemowit: Sure. I lost a bet. Helen.
Helen: Yes sir, who was this bet with?
Carpathia Ziemowit: I'd rather not say. Mike.
Mike: Sir, that outfit is outrageous. Why on earth are...
Carpathia Ziemowit: Ok, people, please. Ignore my outfit. What does this have to do with Tocrowkia? Does anyone care about a fairly attractive world leader having lesbian sex? Possible terror implications? Threats? Anything? Anything at all? This has somewhat important rammificatiosn? Anyone? Yes, Jill.
Jill: Sir, the overco...
Carpathia Ziemowit: Screw it! I hate you all! And who the hell is that?
:The Arch Arsonist proceeded to point at a guy dressed as a ninja in the far corner of the room:
Leo: My name is leo.
Carpathia ziemowit: Why are you dressed as a ninja?
Leo: I lost a bet.
Carpathia Ziemowit: And you came here? Don't you know pirates are better than ninjas?
Leo: Uh... they are?
Carpathia Ziemowit: Of course they are! A pirate's ship outranges a ninja easily! And let me remind you all, as well as the nation itself. Next week is national Talk Like a Pirate Day, and if you fail to celebrate it with much rum drinking and raping and pillaging and what not, you will be punished with a comical death. Now, does anyone have an actual question? Anyone? Please, for the love of God, does anyone have a question? A major world leader has taken a hit from terrorists! Yes, please, Kathrine, do not disappoint me!
Kathrine: Sir, why do you have a problem with ninjas? And why a pi...
Carpathia: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!

Office of the Prime Minister
"Here's your coffee, Richard. Have you checked your email today?" a nameless gofer said to Prime Minister Richard Powers, handing him his morning coffee. Two sugars, as was normal.

"No, I haven't, Charles, but thanks for reminding me." Powers said, dismissing the gofer with a hand-wave.

He logged onto his computer, and put in his 128-character password from memory, all while sipping his coffee. Richard was an excellent multitasker. Numerous security programs immediately popped up, scanning the Prime Minister's computer for spyware and other such things that could compromise national security and all that jazz. It didn't really matter, as all the important stuff wasn't actually on the Prime Minister's personal computer. Most of the classified stuff were in the massive computer banks in the bottom floor of the High Command, and those computers weren't internet-ready anyway.

About 20 minutes later, when Richard's computer finished with the scan, he pulled up Numenorea, his personal e-mail program, and logged in, again, with a 128 digit password which was different from the one he logged into the computer with. Ain't security grand? After the password was identified, the computer logged into the e-mail servers and suddenly approximately twenty virus-scan windows popped up, all scanning an incoming attachment. Richard sighed, and waited for the stupid virus scanners to be finished. They all determined it wasn't a threat, except one of the virus scanners determined another scanner to be a threat and tried to delete it.

He opened the email, and began to read it.


To: Richard Powers [rjpowers@wo-access.net.why]
From: Gregory Powers [gcpowers@wo-access.net.why]
Subject: Something you might be interested in, diplomacy-wise.

Hey son, this has been all over the international news networks lately. I suppose they've been more amused with this, because all these reports about wars are getting a bit old. Hope you enjoy. ;)

Greg

ATTACH: Tocrowkia.avi


Richard sighed. His dad loved these stupid internet videos, and sent him something that made his virus-scanners go berserk every week or so. Rich didn't want to lie to his dad when he called him this weekend, and he opened the video. He fast-forwarded a bit to get past the customary "LOL RIPPED BY H4X()R" title, and then his jaw dropped approximately 6 inches.

That's..Isabella Reinhard? he thought. Damn, she looked good when she was younger.

He closed the email, and composed a quick response to his dad. He shook his head, and said to himself, "Poor woman. She should have sold it."

Later that evening
A nameless family who will never appear again was sitting down to watch television at night, when they flipped past WNN-I, the international news branch of the largest news network in Whyatica. This is what they saw;

"Good evening everybody, I'm James Carter, hosting tonight's Dateline. First off tonight I would like to start with a little light-heartedness; Today it hit the major news networks that Stewardess Isabella Reinhard of Tocrowkia was involved in an explicit movie during her youth in the Tocrowkian Naval Academy." The host said, and it cut to an extremely heavily censored version of the video, which was essentially one large mosaic image.

The father of the family thought to himself, This isn't appropriate for my kids! and changed the channel to HBO, where some almost-but-not-quite porn movie was on. He said, "Kids, time to go to bed!"

To: The Reich Foreign Ministry

From: The People's Foriegn Ministry of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia


The People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia is both shocked and appalled that the Tocrowkian Reich would have such corrupt and immoral leaders running their nation.

This decadent pornography participated by several officers in the Reich only goes to prove that fascist dictatorships are really the bane of the innocent partisans and workers. First they punish people for such practices and then participate in them? We find the morality of the Divine Reich highly lacking.


Sincerely,

Sophia Zhukov, People's Foreign Minister of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia.

[THE OCTAGON, NEW SARIS, NORTHERN ARALONIA]

Well. After the people of Aralonia felt sudden random gravitational surges and suddenly felt themselves placed in a new area of the world, things may or may not have returned to normal, excepting that massive 2000 ship battlefleet near that one island known as “F4” in Aralonian nomenclature.

Nevertheless! Things began to wind down. Well. Except the war, that was getting started. And so, a certain Archon Doned Hopkins clicked a link sent apparently from the nation of Tocrowkia. Some foreign affairs zalyotnik, apparently.

“What's this then?”

[ABOUT 40 MINUTES LATER, YES, THE REPLAY BUTTON WAS HIT SEVERAL TIMES]

“...Well. Okay then.” He pressed several buttons on his console and typed up two messages.

The first one was addressed to the leader of Tocrowkia herself, reading something like:


To: Her Grace, Stewardess Isabella Reinhard of Tocrowkia
Fr: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia

Uh. Hiya! I would guess some hacker sent me a rather compromising video of you. Sorry about that. Teams of our computer specialists have sent a virus to everyone in the country, deleting any copies of that video.

Er.

Uh, wanna go for dinner someday after all this has cleared up?

FROM THE DESK OF ARCHON DONED HOPKINS
NEW SARIS, ARALONIA


He hit the SEND button after making sure everything was spellchecked correctly, then wrote a message to his Department of Datanet Control to delete the aforementioned video.

Then he looked for a datastick, moving the file onto it and placing it behind the coat of arms above his desk, taking out some piece-of-shit Nadixelian bugging device that hadn't registered on the ELINT sweep, due to the fact it was already broken.

[ELSEWHERE IN THE OCTAGON]

Hopkins' secretary sniggered. Was the oh-so-great leader himself, bracket slash sarcasm end bracket, really that incompetent at getting a freakin' -date-? She copied a copy of the message, oh screw it I know that was repetetive, and sent it around the office, being careful to avoid anyone who would forward it to the Archon himself.

Official Government Statement... We think
We congradulate (is that how you spell it? we never could come to a concencus, yes we can spell that) the Reich Of Tocrowkia's leader of her incredibly sexy performance in the "Illicit Video". Several Independant Film makers (We Heart ***, Mile High Videos, and Hungry Hungry Hippos) have asked us to lodge a request for the actress's services (What those services may be were not specified, so we suggest you contact your local ISP provider and ask them) in the future for the video GIRLS GONE WILD: NAVY EDITION (They're really gonna makes that? I think I'd be sea sick watching that). On a more serious note, we would like to say that this video has only increased the awesomeness (Yes, that's a word) of Tocrowkia's government. Our awesomeness ratings decide who we eat and who we let run around like little rabbits( yes, Celack was in that category because their nation was ruled by a rabid ninja bunny).

We Hope to see you again sometime in the near future (We think),

Illiorian Foreign Ministry's department for dealing with serious situations and such, which is why they always seem to be in clown outfits, or TIOR masks.

The Drow Empire does not look down apon Lesbianism. In fact, we find it a strength to convince other Females to perform such acts, and it's quite a different experience.
-Matron Queen Vasryn Melith

We of the Errikan government would like to solidify our position of support for our allies, and that that is our only position, unlike the many positions taken by their leader. ;)

OOC: Play Command and Conquer Generals much?

Also OOC: You're fascist?

In a video released to day from The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis, dressed rather impressivley as a pirate featuring a 5-foot across hat, spoke today.

"Ahoy me fellow scallywags! It have come t' me attention that some o'rely talkin' wench called Sophia Zhukov, leader o' t' bung hole called "Orleia," has critized t' action o' one makin' love t' another! Avast! I be offerin' a booty o' her head o' a 5,000 doubloons, and a 2,500 6-pence bounty on any and all Orleian ships! Good luck! Pint o' grog for the first score! Yar-har-har!"

To: The Reich Foreign Ministry

From: The People's Foriegn Ministry of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia


The People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia is both shocked and appalled that the Tocrowkian Reich would have such corrupt and immoral leaders running their nation.

This decadent pornography participated by several officers in the Reich only goes to prove that fascist dictatorships are really the bane of the innocent partisans and workers. First they punish people for such practices and then participate in them? We find the morality of the Divine Reich highly lacking.


Sincerely,

Sophia Zhukov, People's Foreign Minister of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia.

Too bad we don't respect a communist hell hole of a nation's opinion like your own. We would like to point your own Nation vastly inferior to the Reich in every single conceivable way And "fascist dictatorships" can do several things commie hell holes can't. Like, you know, feed their own people? Oh, and last we checked, didn't you commies preach acceptance of all people, and the discarding of the morals of the past? But you commies have always been hypocritical ones.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Her Grace, Stewardess Isabella Reinhard of Tocrowkia
Fr: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia

Uh. Hiya! I would guess some hacker sent me a rather compromising video of you. Sorry about that. Teams of our computer specialists have sent a virus to everyone in the country, deleting any copies of that video.

Er.

Uh, wanna go for dinner someday after all this has cleared up?

FROM THE DESK OF ARCHON DONED HOPKINS
NEW SARIS, ARALONIA

At the moment, Isabella was a nervous wreck, pacing up and down her office, cursing her self. Not for making the video, because that was actually quite fun, but for not stealing and destroying the others copies. She swore to find out how the TLA got their hands on it. At the moment, The Reich Foreign Ministry was skimming through letters personally addressed to Isabella, and while the majority were discarded, this one was marked borderline, and it was forward to her. She sat down, and glanced over it, before quickly making a reply.


Re: Video...
From: Isabella Reinhard
To: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia
Message body:

I thank you for your personal and national support during this time, it is really very appreciated. And as for the offer for dinner...I'm not going to shoot you down outright, I'm a wreck right now...so yes, maybe after this has cleared up.

Signed, Isabella Reinhard.

P.S.: I'm not a slut.

P.P.S:...I'm really not. I swear.

Official Government Statement... We think
We congradulate (is that how you spell it? we never could come to a concencus, yes we can spell that) the Reich Of Tocrowkia's leader of her incredibly sexy performance in the "Illicit Video". Several Independant Film makers (We Heart ***, Mile High Videos, and Hungry Hungry Hippos) have asked us to lodge a request for the actress's services (What those services may be were not specified, so we suggest you contact your local ISP provider and ask them) in the future for the video GIRLS GONE WILD: NAVY EDITION (They're really gonna makes that? I think I'd be sea sick watching that). On a more serious note, we would like to say that this video has only increased the awesomeness (Yes, that's a word) of Tocrowkia's government. Our awesomeness ratings decide who we eat and who we let run around like little rabbits( yes, Celack was in that category because their nation was ruled by a rabid ninja bunny).

We Hope to see you again sometime in the near future (We think),

Illiorian Foreign Ministry's department for dealing with serious situations and such, which is why they always seem to be in clown outfits, or TIOR masks.

Today 2:54 AM

Well, we're pleased to see we have gained your respect. And as for that offer...well, we'll ask Her Grace on their behalf. Just tell them not to get their hopes(or anything else) up.


We of the Errikan government would like to solidify our position of support for our allies, and that that is our only position, unlike the many positions taken by their leader.

OOC: Play Command and Conquer Generals much?

Also OOC: You're fascist?

We thank our ally for their support...but are neither here nor there on that pun.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

((OOC: While I doubt you will believe me, I've only recently played C&C Generals. And when I saw the GLA, I felt pwnt to say the least. And assuming the fascist question was IRL, then no, I'm not.))

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Kahanistan Republic Navy

This video is no more salacious than the videos which routinely circulate of male and female officer cadets in the Republic Navy and Imperial Marines. In fact, just last week a female officer aboard my flagship had to have a melon... surgically removed. Only Ahura Mazda knows how she got it inside her, the tape cut before we could find out, and she's not talking.

I would advise Stewardess Reinhard to just have a laugh, think back fondly on her college days, and not let it get her down. If it is any consolation, she is quite an attractive lady, more so than I was at her age. We all do something wild and crazy in our lives, and military and political leaders are no different.

The TLA should try a less childish method of attacking the Tocrowkian Government in the future. I would personally not be surprised if the entire video turned out to be a hoax.

Signed,
Fleet Admiral Raghad Nazmareh,
Commander of Naval Operations,
Kahanistan Republic Navy

Fuck yeah! The best video I have seen in a long time. Stewardess Reinhard, you rock! Reminds me of my six brides. Oh...thanks for the good memories. ~ Count JWolf, the God-Emperor of the Dominion.

Too bad we don't respect a communist hell hole of a nation's opinion like your own. We would like to point your own Nation vastly inferior to the Reich in every single conceivable way And "fascist dictatorships" can do several things commie hell holes can't. Like, you know, feed their own people? Oh, and last we checked, didn't you commies preach acceptance of all people, and the discarding of the morals of the past? But you commies have always been hypocritical ones.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-



To: The Reich Foreign Ministry

From: The People's Foreign Ministry of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia


I see the Reich lacks a certain intellect, I will have to speak to them as I would to a dim-witted child.

Point one, We can feed our people

Point two, We have been feeding our people ever since we came to power.

Point three, We were making a comment on your regime's fascist stance of maintaining the status quo on morality. Thus stating that such acts such as homosexuality and lesbianism are immoral. We wrote our message to give your brain dead leadership a wake up call.

Point four, Fascists do not feed the people, They kill anyone who opposes them and give away their belongings to the State. The State then uses the wealth to pay for their excessive measures to turn their nation into a massive police state.

Sincerely,

Sophia Zhukov, People's Foreign Minister of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia.

The Emperor upon seeing only a fraction of the video had it purged from all internet and shops of the Empire through many different means and had the people that continued to view or supply arrested for distributing illegal materials. As well, people were ordered it to be purged from their computers or face hefty fine.

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“The Emperor denounces this movie as it violates the privacy of nation’s said leaders and we will give our support to her Grace and we hope that you find the person who had put the tape into viewing on the general public.”

Signed,
The Emperor’s Personal Steward

In a video released to day from The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis, dressed rather impressivley as a pirate featuring a 5-foot across hat, spoke today.

"Ahoy me fellow scallywags! It have come t' me attention that some o'rely talkin' wench called Sophia Zhukov, leader o' t' bung hole called "Orleia," has critized t' action o' one makin' love t' another! Avast! I be offerin' a booty o' her head o' a 5,000 doubloons, and a 2,500 6-pence bounty on any and all Orleian ships! Good luck! Pint o' grog for the first score! Yar-har-har!"


The Red Palace…

The Politburo's Underground Meeting Room….


The Premier Yuri Leveniz and the entire Politburo laughed their heads off as they saw the video from the Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis. The Premier finally after laughing at the pirate dressed character and his terrible pirate accent, snapped his fingers and two aides appeared from the entrance of the room. The aides moved slowly and with purpose wearing their typical black tuxedos with dark sunglasses.

The Premier then said to his Aides, "I want both of you, To notify the People's Ministry of Foreign Ministry to tell Minister Sophia to send a message to the pathetic nation of Mer Des Ennuis about their lack of intelligence!"

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To: The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis.

From: The People's Foreign Ministry of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia


The People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia finds your video very funny. We have even taken the time to issue a message from the People's Foreign Ministry to the very funny nation of Mer des Ennuis.

First, we would like to inquire why your nation has a drunken pirate as a spoke person? Second, How do you plan to raid our ships with 1800's vessels with obsolete cannons and flintlock rifles?

I would also like to notify your government that a "bounty" has been placed on the heads of the leaders of Mer des Ennuis. We hope you sleep well tonight.


Sincerely,

Sophia Zhukov, People's Foreign Minister of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia.

In a video released to day from The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis, dressed rather impressivley as a pirate featuring a 5-foot across hat, spoke today.

Ahoy me fellow scallywags! It have come t' me attention that some o'rely talkin' wench called Sophia Zhukov, leader o' t' bung hole called "Orleia," has critized t' action o' one makin' love t' another! Avast! I be offerin' a booty o' her head o' a 5,000 doubloons, and a 2,500 6-pence bounty on any and all Orleian ships! Good luck! Pint o' grog for the first score! Yar-har-har!"

Top-secret non-interruptible in any-way-shape-or-form encrypted message

The Reich will support any movement to assassinate this Sophia Zhukov. The less commies there are in the world, the better.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

This video is no more salacious than the videos which routinely circulate of male and female officer cadets in the Republic Navy and Imperial Marines. In fact, just last week a female officer aboard my flagship had to have a melon... surgically removed. Only Ahura Mazda knows how she got it inside her, the tape cut before we could find out, and she's not talking.

I would advise Stewardess Reinhard to just have a laugh, think back fondly on her college days, and not let it get her down. If it is any consolation, she is quite an attractive lady, more so than I was at her age. We all do something wild and crazy in our lives, and military and political leaders are no different.

The TLA should try a less childish method of attacking the Tocrowkian Government in the future. I would personally not be surprised if the entire video turned out to be a hoax.

Signed,
Fleet Admiral Raghad Nazmareh,
Commander of Naval Operations,
Kahanistan Republic Navy

The Reich thanks the Kahanistan Republic Navy, and the nation in and of it self for it's support. We'd offer a gift for Fleet Admiral Nazmareh, but we don't know what she'd like. Feel free to get back to us on that one.


I see the Reich lacks a certain intellect, I will have to speak to them as I would to a dim-witted child.

Point one, We can feed our people

Point two, We have been feeding our people ever since we came to power.

Point three, We were making a comment on your regime's fascist stance of maintaining the status quo on morality. Thus stating that such acts such as homosexuality and lesbianism are immoral. We wrote our message to give your brain dead leadership a wake up call.

Point four, Fascists do not feed the people, They kill anyone who opposes them and give away their belongings to the State. The State then uses the wealth to pay for their excessive measures to turn their nation into a massive police state.

Sincerely,

Sophia Zhukov, People's Foreign Minister of the People's Revolutionary Union of Orleia.

We see Ms. Zhukov is a bitch, so we will have to speak to her as one.

Point 1: That's what the Soviet Union said too, you silly woman. Yet through out their existence, food, along with several other necessities, were in short supply, to the fact communism sucks.

Point 2: Again, that's your Soviet Komrades said too.

Point 3: Actually, homosexuality is legal here, as is gay marriage. The Tocrowkian people have not only tolerated, but accepted gays for thousands of years. Where do you get your ignorance?

Point 4: Really? That's how most commies work, actually. That and their politicians live the good life, with floor spanning apartments and their Vodka, while their people live in squalor.

All in all, a good try though. Thanks for playing.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The following DVD was sent to the nation of Orleia. Shortly after playing, it would oxidize and be unplayable.

The video was of the Arch Arsonist, dressed ornatley in his best regalia, this time with a rather large and ferocious looking parrot on his shoulder.
"Avast ye scum of the deep in Orleia, let me make meself clear. 5,000 doubloons be worth about 5 billion dollars, which happens t' be greater then yer GDP. 2,500 sixpieces be around $100,000,000. You think i'm a splice t' mainbraceen pirate runnin' around with flintlocks? Ha! So I am! However, me navy certaintly isn't! Watch your tounge if you want t' see t' light o' day! I'd run ya through with me cutlass if ye don't learn some respect!"

You FAIL!
-A random human citizen in the Drow Empire tracking the discussions between these involved nations. His computer has been siezed and the tracking programs are now being researched, and to be used for the military.
((But the latter is SIC and if you track it, I will hunt down your CHILDREN and feed them to the SPIDERS. Do you understand me? SPIDERS! XD))

The Drow Empire does not look down apon Lesbianism. In fact, we find it a strength to convince other Females to perform such acts, and it's quite a different experience.
-Matron Queen Vasryn Melith

Didn't you invade that pathetic little nation known as International Lesbians just for the point of having lesbian slaves?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Blue Sky Isle Naval Defense Force Air Station, 12 miles south of downtown Southport

"Yo, Sion, check this shit out!"

The barracks computer room was live with the sounds of, well, porking, as a large black man, dressed loosely in the uniform of a Naval Defense Force aviator, leaned against the desk, obviously impressed at the images on the screen, nodding slowly. Outside, a Velkyan flag flapped in the evening breeze over the dark shapes of two ISF-12B Sturmfalke fighter aircraft, painted with the familiar symbol of NFS-391 "Shorebirds", a blue eagle overlooking a coastline with eight white contrails in the blue skies above. As the lights of the base began to automatically flip on, a lone figure, dressed in a fur jacket customary of Velkyan fighter pilots, emblazoned with the same symbol as the aircraft beside him.

Opening the door to the barracks, the pilot, revealed to be young man in his late twenties to early thirties, strolled to the computer room, taking a look at the computer screen. He smiled a bit and chuckled.

"Zu, remember the last time you got caught with this crap? I really don't feel like sorting out cannon ammo for the gun bunnies another week."

The first man turned on his heel to look at the newcomer and motioned towards the computer screen... "Just cause you're the fuckin' squad leader doesn't mean I still can't get us into deep shit some more. This is different, check it out. Look familiar?" The man known as Sion pitched his head so that his shades titled, exposing his dark yellow eyes, and blinked.

"No way, man, it's got to be a look-alike."

They both watched the screen for another moment or too, the obvious thoughts going through each of their heads. Finally, after a spell of silence, the man called Zu spoke up. "It's no fake, brother. That's the Stewardess bitch from Tocrowkia. It's been all over the news today." Sion shook his head, laughing. "She's fine, damn shame they're all fascist scum." They both laughed at this predicament for a short while, before Zu saved the video onto the computer and shut it down. They began to zip up their flight suits and don their gear, before heading out to the air strip for a nighttime air patrol over the Whyatican Sea. The situation with Barkozian pirates was intensifying, and they were assigned to guard friendly shipping in that area.

And so they headed out, a bit horny, and a bit anxious.

Didn't you invade that pathetic little nation known as International Lesbians just for the point of having lesbian slaves?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
No, that was because they were all female, not because they were Lesbian. Killing females in a raid is an honor, for oneself, one's House, and the Spider Queen.
-The ever-correcting Archmage of Sch'Naggio.
"Shut up and let ME explain these things, you Wael!"
-Matron Queen Vasryn Melith. Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to type that? I'm sorry! Please don't whip me!
((Sorry, I can't resist. This is just too much fun.))

The Emperor upon seeing only a fraction of the video had it purged from all internet and shops of the Empire through many different means and had the people that continued to view or supply arrested for distributing illegal materials. As well, people were ordered it to be purged from their computers or face hefty fine.

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“The Emperor denounces this movie as it violates the privacy of nation’s said leaders and we will give our support to her Grace and we hope that you find the person who had put the tape into viewing on the general public.”

Signed,
The Emperor’s Personal Stewardbump for response

The Emperor upon seeing only a fraction of the video had it purged from all internet and shops of the Empire through many different means and had the people that continued to view or supply arrested for distributing illegal materials. As well, people were ordered it to be purged from their computers or face hefty fine.

________________________________________________________________
“The Emperor denounces this movie as it violates the privacy of nation’s said leaders and we will give our support to her Grace and we hope that you find the person who had put the tape into viewing on the general public.”

Signed,
The Emperor’s Personal Steward

The Reich thanks Emperor (insert last name, if applicable, here). For your support, we're sending you a crate or two of Fine wine, potato chips and some French onion dip. It goes great together, trust us!

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The Emperor Reginald of Scandinvan and Valgard thanks you for your kind gifts and if your require any further support from us just request and we shall do our best to help your nation.

No, that was because they were all female, not because they were Lesbian. Killing females in a raid is an honor, for oneself, one's House, and the Spider Queen.
-The ever-correcting Archmage of Sch'Naggio.
"Shut up and let ME explain these things, you Wael!"
-Matron Queen Vasryn Melith. Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to type that? I'm sorry! Please don't whip me!
((Sorry, I can't resist. This is just too much fun.))

...Right...

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

[Capital Building, Silver Sky, Central Province, The Silver Sky]

After many months of helicopters moving bits and pieces of The Silver Sky to it's new location in the Fyre Sea in the Haven region things have settled down, except that the armed forces were trying to save a piddly island full of what seemed to be lesbians, the troops would surely have fun with their helmet mounted cameras and all... *ahem* Anyway, moving on...

President Maddox slipped her military coat back on after a session of.... *cough* erm... pleasuring.... herself.... Hey, if you hadn't been laid in a year you would too, she cleaned some sweat off her face with a towel before siting back down. Anyhow, a knock came to the door. "Miss President? It's the Intelligence Unit, they want to show you something."

President Kara Maddox stiffened visibly before relaxing, she contemplated standing up, but she was sore from her pleasure session so she called out instead. "Ok, let them in." Right away the doors opened and in entered three men, one carrying some folder, one a projector and the last projector screen.

"Miss President, we have received a video from Tocrowkia of their leader, it seems to be rather compromising one at that." Said one of the men as the other two set up the projector on a table and the screen across the room.

"Sit yourself down, it's rather a doozy." Said one of the other men as the movie started to play.

[30 minutes and several replays later]

President Maddox literally sweat dropped as the 3 men simply sat staring at the screen with their mouths open, 'They must be really horny, they're not paying attention to anything.'

They literally weren't, she had gotten a drink, used the bathroom, eaten lunch an even threw her lunch box at one of the men without any response. She had it stood up and shut the projector off and stared at the men. "Pig headed men, out of my office! Take the stuff with you, you are under military orders to send out a virus to destroy any of the videos! Now out with the lot of you!"

The men quickly packed up with heads down in shame and scurried out of the office. 'Pig heads!' Though President Maddox as she sat at her desk and reached for her lap top and folder that the men had left.

She quickly wrote a message to Her Grace of Tocrowkia.

To: Her Grace, Stewardess Isabella Reinhard of Tocrowkia
From: President Kara Maddox, The Armed Capitalist Republic of The Silver Sky

I have been made aware of your compromising video by my intelligence staff, who have seemed to have taken a liking to your video, anyway. I offer my condolences to you over the video and the embarassment following, I have ordered our computer teams to create virii to destroy the copies of your video in our country.

We hope you recover well from your embarassment.

She then riflied through some intelligence files, intercepted messages from the tiny nation of Aralonia caught her eye. She quickly read it and thought, 'Is Archon Doned Hopkins really the bad on dating!? This is hilarious, although I heard he was cute, I'll send him a harassing message.'

To: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia
From: President Kara Maddox, of The Silver Sky

Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, but someof my intelligence people intercepted a message from you to Her Grace of Tocrowkia, and I must ask you a question...

Are you that desperate to find a woman? I had heard you were rather cute.

Official Government Response:

That was one hot and steamy experience...

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

In the White House

“So, people... there be lesbian sex in Tocrowkia. Given this is the United States of Allanea, why are we supposed to be bothered about this? After all, we're the people with the Kama Sutra Extreme morning talk show – yes, Henry, I saw it yesterday – why the hell are we to be bothered about the leadership of Tocrowkia having sex, with men, women, or dogs?”

Victoria shrugged. “I thought there could be a PR angle on this, what with our struggle against Nazism world wide, Mr. President. Besides, we could further humiliate the good ldy Reinhard by making this available for download from, say, the White House website, or something like this, Mr. President. While Allaneans wouldn't care either way about the sex, there's a wonderful hypocrisy factor to it all, Sir.”

Alexander Kazansky raised his eyes. “Viccy. I've read your personal file today. Your career basically consists of screwing large amounts of people, male, female, and necron. You're not any kind of bastion of sexual chastity.” - he paused - “And I would like to add that I am still grateful to you for that show you put on for me and the other people at my party last week.”

“As for the hypocrisy value, meh. I don't think it any kind of valuable. Instead, I would argue that this would be an extremely cheap shot that would weaken our cause in the long run when speaking of Tocrowkia.”

He paused. “I do want a copy of that video, Viccy. Make sure it's in my email inbox by twelve o'clock. Oh, and... I believe you should induce some private company to make foldout posters of Ms.... Reinhard. I'm not against cheap shots... just make them on a less... official level.”

In the Royal Palace…

The High King Joseph Larkin III and his trusted advisors were secretly discussing their usual business of expanding the King's political position with the people of Hansia. The King was about to make a final suggestion about decreasing taxes when two agents of the Royal Hansian Intelligence Core came running into the chambers. They were both out of breath and tired but they bowed and one of them had a laptop computer.

The agent with the laptop placed it on the table and said, "My King, I bring very compromising information about the leader of The Divine Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia, Her Grace Isabella Reinhard."

The High King looked at his agents with a look of wonder about what kind of dirt they could have gotten off the Internet. The result would be more surprising than he ever expected…


<About 80 minutes later, Yes the repeat button was hit more than once…>

The High King Joseph Larkin III and his Advisors were all red faced and slightly amazed that Reinhard looked that good when she was young. The High King stood up from his personal chair and said, "First of all copy that on a DVD for my own exclusive use and then load a virus to get rid of this filth from the commoners access.

The parents of Hansia blame me for allowing the mild porno we have now. I do not want them to come against me with pitchforks demanding. That I start a crusade to make the world save from homosexuality and lesbianism!"


The agents looked at the King in an odd sort of what the hell look. The King pretended not to notice as the footage was being loaded to a DVD. The Agents then headed out of the chambers to start on the virus that would cleanse the Hansian computers of this rather disgusting form of girlie love…


The High King Joseph Larkin III sat down and waved his advisors away from him. The High King decided to use the laptop to send a message to Her Grace.


To: Her Grace Isabella Reinhard
From: High King Joseph Larkin III
Subject: Maintaining Honor

I have just seen your rather embarrassing spectacle on the Internet. I hope to encourage better relations between our two nations. I have thus ordered that a virus be used to eliminate this rather embarrassing video of yourself on the Internet.


I sincerely hope that this act will help you maintain your honor as a lady and leader of your nation.


FROM THE DESK OF HIGH KING JOSEPH LARKIN III
MORKINBURG, THE UNITED SOVEREIGN KINGDOM OF HANSIA

Well, we're pleased to see we have gained your respect. And as for that offer...well, we'll ask Her Grace on their behalf. Just tell them not to get their hopes(or anything else) up.

That might be a little late, but whatever. Oh and the rest of the nation asks if there're any more tapes... it seems to be all the rage to watch The Stewardice service her fellow countrywomen



SOMEWHERE IN THE PLANES (yes it's spelled like that here) OF JERGO

"Hey Kellen!"
Stupid bitch, I thought I told her to not interrupt me when I'm watching the Foosball championshis! "What's so important Hun?"
Stupid bastard and his foosball... why does he want to watch four people play with little plasitc things to get a ball in a hole, although that one guy's kinda hot... I'll have to get his address later, "Phone!"
Eah, **** you, you stupid, "Hello?" Kellen said as he picked up the phone
"What Mark? I can't hear a damn thing you're saying! is someone hurt? oh...
Did What?
With Who
For Howmany Animal Crackers?
Ok, I'll go and get a copy"

That Night was one of the more satisfying nights that Kellen and His wife had had in a loong time.

(OOC:Let's see if anyone can name where part of this came from)

To:Tocrowkia
From: Brydog

We find this video to be funny, and Brydogs have began burned the video onto DVD. We wonder if there is anymore that the terrorists could found.

Signed,
Wolfgang Jopesf Lichtenburg
President of the Republic
The Liberal Democratic Republic of Brydog

BITUK.NET: 912,000 downloads
TORRENTKING.CO.QST: 9,456,222 downloads
TORRENT4U.CO.QST: 44,240,999 downloads
TORRENTALL.CO.QST: 66,313,101 downloads
TORRENT.CO.QST: 111,653,021 downloads
IRISTORRENT.NET.QST: 234,123,934 downloads

Wow!

Fuck yeah! The best video I have seen in a long time. Stewardess Reinhard, you rock! Reminds me of my six brides. Oh...thanks for the good memories. ~ Count JWolf, the God-Emperor of the Dominion.

bump for response and I can’t believe you missed anything from the Count

((OOC: Just as a note to everyone, Isabella isn't old at all. She's only twenty five...)

To: Her Grace, Stewardess Isabella Reinhard of Tocrowkia
From: President Kara Maddox, The Armed Capitalist Republic of The Silver Sky

I have been made aware of your compromising video by my intelligence staff, who have seemed to have taken a liking to your video, anyway. I offer my condolences to you over the video and the embarassment following, I have ordered our computer teams to create virii to destroy the copies of your video in our country.

We hope you recover well from your embarassment.

Re: Video...
To: President Kara Maddox, The Armed Capitalist Republic of The Silver Sky
From: Her Grace, Stewardess Isabella Reinhard of Tocrowkia

I thank your nation for it's support. I also thank your computer teams for their effort, but I have come to terms with the fact that now that it has reached the mainstream Internet, it is impossible to control. Not to say I don't appreciate your effort, which I do.

Thank you, once again.

Official Government Response:

That was one hot and steamy experience...

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

A box of tissues has been mailed to Emperor Norris, free of charge. Do enjoy, they're....really soft tissues.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Her Grace Isabella Reinhard
From: High King Joseph Larkin III
Subject: Maintaining Honor

I have just seen your rather embarrassing spectacle on the Internet. I hope to encourage better relations between our two nations. I have thus ordered that a virus be used to eliminate this rather embarrassing video of yourself on the Internet.


I sincerely hope that this act will help you maintain your honor as a lady and leader of your nation.


FROM THE DESK OF HIGH KING JOSEPH LARKIN III
MORKINBURG, THE UNITED SOVEREIGN KINGDOM OF HANSI

Re: Maintaining Honor
To: High King Joseph Larkin III
From: Her Grace Isabella Reinhard

I certainly would not mind developing relations with your own nation, though I do note it is a shame such...circumstances would prompt diplomatic ties. None the less, I thank you for your support, and assure you this will not deter me.

That might be a little late, but whatever. Oh and the rest of the nation asks if there're any more tapes... it seems to be all the rage to watch The Stewardice service her fellow countrywomen




Only Her Grace and the Admirals would know if there are anymore tapes, and they're not saying.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To:Tocrowkia
From: Brydog

We find this video to be funny, and Brydogs have began burned the video onto DVD. We wonder if there is anymore that the terrorists could found.

Signed,
Wolfgang Jopesf Lichtenburg
President of the Republic
The Liberal Democratic Republic of Brydog

We certainly hope not, for Her Grace's sake. Anyways, the terrorists are going to be dead soon, so even if there are, you, nor anyone else, will be seeing them.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Originally Posted by The Transylvania
Fuck yeah! The best video I have seen in a long time. Stewardess Reinhard, you rock! Reminds me of my six brides. Oh...thanks for the good memories. ~ Count JWolf, the God-Emperor of the Dominion.

Right...some tissues for the Count too. Enjoy.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Right...some tissues for the Count too. Enjoy.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Oh…ain’t y’all a group of funny folks. You send me some tissues, I’m going to send some goods stuff to Stewardess Isabella Reinhard. I will list what I’m sending, hope she will like it. A wooden trunk, four feet by three feet, full of gold coins. I mean, full of gold coins. It is small fortune in box. Ten…no fifteen state of the art video cameras, which uses DVDs over regular VCR tapes. A vintage 1966 Ferrari 330. A crate of finest Blood Wine, which is just red wine with no blood add to it. I think it is twelve or twenty-four bottles in crate. And five pounds of diamonds. Hope, she will like it. The stuff will be on plane, heading towards your nation. ~ The Count.

OOC: I love this thread. Many laughs at what people have wrote.

The video of Izzy Reinhardt's lesbian orgy spread around the People's Republic of H-Town Tejas like the black plague. The Internet Bureau did nothing in the least about the video, on the contrary, half the people working there were watching it and showing it to the other half. The only people making any effort at all to stop the video's spread were the outlawed fascist groups in the Dallas Exclave, who denounced it as "a falsified piece of Commie propaganda." Chairman Nagaraku Ryouta was even reported to have shown it to a bunch of his friends in a collection of "Compromising Videos of World Leaders," which consisted mostly of Tejano leaders anyway.

To: Isabella Reinhardt

Don't worry too much about this crap. This happens regularly to government officials in Tejas (sometimes, I think security at the capitol just puts the camera feeds on YouTube every few weeks). I'm sure they'll find some other stupid video to laugh at in a few weeks and forget completely about that video.

President of the PRH-TT/Chairman of the Tejano Worker's Party Nagaraku Ryouta no Atarashi Fukuoka

PS: Seriously, though, what were you smoking when you decided to videotape it and give your name? I mean, then this shit happens.

Oh…ain’t y’all a group of funny folks. You send me some tissues, I’m going to send some goods stuff to Stewardess Isabella Reinhard. I will list what I’m sending, hope she will like it. A wooden trunk, four feet by three feet, full of gold coins. I mean, full of gold coins. It is small fortune in box. Ten…no fifteen state of the art video cameras, which uses DVDs over regular VCR tapes. A vintage 1966 Ferrari 330. A crate of finest Blood Wine, which is just red wine with no blood add to it. I think it is twelve or twenty-four bottles in crate. And five pounds of diamonds. Hope, she will like it. The stuff will be on plane, heading towards your nation. ~ The Count.

OOC: I love this thread. Many laughs at what people have wrote.

We thank you for the gift. It sounds lovely, and we are sure Her Grace will adore it. Seeing as you've done this, we'll send you a more serious gift consisting of fine Tocrowkian wine, some salted Raven meat, and some French Onion dip.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Isabella Reinhardt

Don't worry too much about this crap. This happens regularly to government officials in Tejas (sometimes, I think security at the capitol just puts the camera feeds on YouTube every few weeks). I'm sure they'll find some other stupid video to laugh at in a few weeks and forget completely about that video.

President of the PRH-TT/Chairman of the Tejano Worker's Party Nagaraku Ryouta no Atarashi Fukuoka

PS: Seriously, though, what were you smoking when you decided to videotape it and give your name? I mean, then this shit happens.

From: Isabella Reinhard

I wasn't smoking anything, I swear. I was younger and thought less about the future, and more about the present.

P.S. Thanks for the kind words, though.

The Reich thanks the Kahanistan Republic Navy, and the nation in and of itself for it's support. We'd offer a gift for Fleet Admiral Nazmareh, but we don't know what she'd like. Feel free to get back to us on that one.
This is merely the culture of the Republic Navy and the D.S.R.K. in general; we have always been very liberal on sexual issues. As for your idea of a gift for the Admiral, she has been known to like exotic plants.

This is merely the culture of the Republic Navy and the D.S.R.K. in general; we have always been very liberal on sexual issues. As for your idea of a gift for the Admiral, she has been known to like exotic plants.
OOC: Exotic as in the Cannabis Plant species?

OOC: Exotic as in the Cannabis Plant species?
OOC: That's not exotic, you can get that anywhere.

OOC: That's not exotic, you can get that anywhere.
OOC: Depends where you are, and what climate you're in... well... if you're in the vancouver region, you can get a hell lot of stuff...

OOC: Exotic as in the Cannabis Plant species?
No.

To: Reich Foreign Ministry
From: Empress Siv
Subject: Tissues
Message:

Greetings,

I concur with my brother, that was one hot and steamy video. Thanks for the tissues.

Signed,
Empress Siv

p.s. apparently my two other brothers and my staff loved it too. In fact, it's being broadcast in our capital on a giant screen in the city center, people are really enjoying it.

This is merely the culture of the Republic Navy and the D.S.R.K. in general; we have always been very liberal on sexual issues. As for your idea of a gift for the Admiral, she has been known to like exotic plants.

The closet thing we have are mutant venus fly traps, designed to be bio-weapons.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Reich Foreign Ministry
From: Empress Siv
Subject: Tissues
Message:

Greetings,

I concur with my brother, that was one hot and steamy video. Thanks for the tissues.

Signed,
Empress Siv

p.s. apparently my two other brothers and my staff loved it too. In fact, it's being broadcast in our capital on a giant screen in the city center, people are really enjoying it.

While we personally would prefer you didn't broadcast in such a way, there is nothing we can do. Aside from nuking your nation of course. Oh, and we inquire if there is any such footage of Empress Siv, since she is obviously one of sapphic leaning.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

[THE OCTAGON, NEW SARIS, YET AGAIN]

The Archon sighed and took another sip of Aralonian vodka, great stuff it was. What the -hell- was he thinking? He shrugged and opened up his datamail client, trying to clear his mind.


Re: Video...
From: Isabella Reinhard
To: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia
Message body:

I thank you for your personal and national support during this time, it is really very appreciated. And as for the offer for dinner...I'm not going to shoot you down outright, I'm a wreck right now...so yes, maybe after this has cleared up.

Signed, Isabella Reinhard.

P.S.: I'm not a slut.

P.P.S:...I'm really not. I swear.


He choked. Oh shit. The newsies are going to have a field day if they found out... He sighed, shrugged an Itsuki shrug, whatever the hell that means, and clicked on another message, taking another sip from the drink. Probably the whole thing. He was about to swallow when...


To: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia
From: President Kara Maddox, of The Silver Sky

Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, but someof my intelligence people intercepted a message from you to Her Grace of Tocrowkia, and I must ask you a question...

Are you that desperate to find a woman? I had heard you were rather cute.


He nearly choked and spit his vodka onto the screen in front of him, spraying the liquid across a 10-meter distance and literally covering the LCD in vodka. "F[BEEP]!" He blinked. When the hell did they install an automatic censoring device in the room? He sighed and slumped over in his chair, typing up a weak reply.


TO: President Kara Maddox of The Silver Sky
FR: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia

Ouch! How did you get your hands on that one?

In any case, what exactly makes you think that?


He shrugged and added the "-_-" emoticon at the end of his message after several dots, then hit the send button. "Oi, this is going to suck."

We thank you for the gift. It sounds lovely, and we are sure Her Grace will adore it. Seeing as you've done this, we'll send you a more serious gift consisting of fine Tocrowkian wine, some salted Raven meat, and some French Onion dip.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Wine, meat, French Onion dip…now that's a weird mix of things. I thank you for those things. And if Her Grace wants some payback on us all, I send her a special video. She will like, I bet. And she can see why they call me the Count. ~ The Count

To: Reich Foreign Ministry
From: Empress Siv
Message:

Greetings once again,

Our people are lovin' the video. There's been reports of sales of tissues going up by 1100% in the capital.

As for the inquiry about videos; yes there are, 48 in fact, and I might release them just for the sheer fun of it. Oh my youth...

Signed,
Empress Siv

Wine, meat, French Onion dip…now that's a weird mix of things. I thank you for those things. And if Her Grace wants some payback on us all, I send her a special video. She will like, I bet. And she can see why they call me the Count. ~ The Count

Hmm, we'll keep that in mind.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Reich Foreign Ministry
From: Empress Siv
Message:

Greetings once again,

Our people are lovin' the video. There's been reports of sales of tissues going up by 1100% in the capital.

As for the inquiry about videos; yes there are, 48 in fact, and I might release them just for the sheer fun of it. Oh my youth...

Signed,
Empress Siv

Do it!

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

[Capital Building, Silver City, Central Province, The Silver Sky]
TO: President Kara Maddox of The Silver Sky
FR: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia

Ouch! How did you get your hands on that one?

In any case, what exactly makes you think that?

President Maddox laughed as she recieved a reply 'I really wasn't expecting him to reply.' She continued to chuckle as she typed up a reply, luckily no stupid intelligence folks would intercept her message.

To: Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia
From: President Kara Maddox of The Silver Sky

Yes, sorry, I'm rather blunt. Anyways, we have many intelligence ships and operatives in many countries and the seas around Haven, it's not too hard.

What makes me think what? that you're desperate or cute? If cute it's because of pictures, if desperate, umm, who else would ask out a world leader on that is on the downswing for the moment?

Hmm, we'll keep that in mind.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Send me message, if she wants to check it out. Hell, I don’t care what you do with the video, too. Post on the net but if there are any DVDs made, I will take 50% of the money made. ~ The Count.

To: Reich Foreign Ministry
From: Empress Siv
Message:

Oh what the hell - all 48 videos are now freely available on the government website www.maraque.mar, and copies have been sent to more than 100,000 news stations globally.

Signed,
Empress Siv

Sky Television Plc
Communique to the Reich

Say, um, we've noticed the popularity of this... video, and we were wondering, would you make any more? For channel 990-999, we mean. We'd pay lots of money... lots and lots of money. Pleeeeasssssse?

Atal Amner sat at his desk, surfing the internet for who knows what. It was a most marvelous invention, he wondered how long it had been around. Suddenly, however, he ran into a most interesting link...

After he ran the video once through, however, he pressed down the intercom button. "Miss Vickers! Tocrowkia is the one who declared war on those Corporate Alliance blokes, aye?" "Yes sire." "Excellent... send Her Grace this message..."

Lady Isabella Reinhard, I have run across a most interesting film of some of your earlier days on this marvelous invention they call the "Interweb," or something of that nature. The 'world wide net' is so amazing, every day there seems to be something new on it.

Anyways, I found it to be very intriguing. You should be very glad of the assets you have been granted by birth. That being said, I would love to have you come dine and dance with me and my wife someday. She seemed to enjoy watching it immensly, almost to the point of sheer ecstasy, and asked about you incessantly. I hope you are a good dancer, as my wife is insistant on your invitation to New Heisen.

Oh my, my military analysts have just come bursting in through my door, presumably it is about this video conflagration the news places are talking about. I found it on a Questerian website I think. Ah yes, it is the video. Hrmm... I've ordered it placed on the list of banned substances in No Endorse for the time being, pending your opinion on the matter. I liked it, it was a very charming little exposé on the university life I remember. Ah, those days of experimentation... must be four years ago now. Anyways, it is rather embarrasing to you I'm sure. Tis up to you, shall I ban it or let it rein free?

Cheers!
Atal Amner

Isabella had been preoccupied with the war on GASN. All the press release, military planning and statements had gotten her quite flustered and stressed out, so it was no wonder she missed what could be considered a less-important message. Still, when she saw it, she quirked a brow.

A meeting with a foreign leader that involved lesbian eroticism in dancing, possibly full-on sex? With a Foreign Leader's wife?! The Scandal would make the one Atal was talking about look minute in comparison. Well, not so much in the newly liberated Tocrowkia, which was perfectly open about sexuality now. But still...ah hell, screw it, thought the Tocrowkian Stewardess. She than deftly wrote a reply:

Message:
From: Isabella Reinhard
To: Atal Amner

Greetings Mr. Amner. I'm glad you enjoyed my, erm...video. I must say I'm still rather embarrassed about it being leaked into the public. Though admittedly I am quite through making excuses for it.

Though my nation is currently at war, I would be honored to take you up on your invitation as soon as possible. It sounds quite...lucrative. I look forward to it.

Best Regards,

Isabella Reinhard

Office of His Right Honorable Prime-Executive Leadership
Emerald Executive Recluse
Singapore
United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia

It was yet another busy day for His Right Honorable Prime-Executive Leadership of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia, Yao Yang Nelson Neo. Much internal issues to be discussed, and global affairs to be addressed. One of the chores to do, on the Neo cabinet's plate, were Grand Archduchy of the United Realms of the Hamptonian Empire - expanding relations with that country. Another was involving the space facility at Terra Recedentia, and Southeast Asian involvement beyond the stars in that continent. So much, to do, so little time.

"Heh?" Neo wondered as his fax machine pumped out another news related report, "What's this about?"

After reading the news article, he somewhat grimaced, his eyes hidden by the dark powered sunglasses that he used as a political trademark. After all, all public figures had some unique sovereignty about that, Hitler being an infamous example for his thin mustache. Neo's was the dark sunglasses.

"Ah," he murmured sardonically and cynically, "the delights of being a Westminster-style republic. People seem less interested in their national leaders' lives than those of in monarchies."

Saddam Hussein in his prison cell anyone? Not to mention the fact that the downsides of fame include little to no private time and personal life since you essentially sold yourself to the media. he kept that snide comment to himself, placed the paper aside and got back to work detailing financial issues of the space program. He would also make a quick phone call to a EER spokesperson about the

Later in the day, several news groups all over Southeast Asia would be demanding a response from the Emerald Executive Recluse, but only got a simple response: "We are indifferent to this issue."

All over Southeast Asia, came mixed responses. Some of interest regarding her life, others of indifference. And a large minority were the ones that disliked the Tocrowkian State, but were upset at the Liberation Army's shameful tactics of intruding into private life.

But as quickly as it was spread, life went on all over Southeast Asia. Within a day or two, it was like in never happened.

Message:
From: Isabella Reinhard
To: Atal Amner

Greetings Mr. Amner. I'm glad you enjoyed my, erm...video. I must say I'm still rather embarrassed about it being leaked into the public. Though admittedly I am quite through making excuses for it.

Though my nation is currently at war, I would be honored to take you up on your invitation as soon as possible. It sounds quite...lucrative. I look forward to it.

Best Regards,

Isabella Reinhard

Atal Amner clapped once loudly when he finished reading the reply, saying "Excellent" to no one in particular. He buzzed his secretary, who promtly called Violet to his office.

Violet, the object of Atal's complete attention. The brown eyed black haired wife of a dictator whose brother had won the nation, not he. She latched the door closed behind herself, flattening the wrinkles from her skirt. "Is she coming?" Violet queried, peering at Atal's computer screen through a pair of glasses. "Of course, my dear," he replied, glancing over her slight frame. "I brought you here so that you might read the letter yourself." There was a pink in her cheeks like she'd been running... it made her all the more beautiful in his eyes.

A few seconds later Violet pulled away from the computer. "Simply grand! We MUST prepare for her arrival! This will be the most important woman to ever come to New Heisen from out of the country during your rule. I can't wait for her arrival. You must reply to her."

"Don't worry Violet, all will be in order. Now, I need to look over more of those Kriegzimmer designs in order to get our military back into tip-top shape. I'll see you for lunch?" "For lunch." With a small wave, she left the room, closing the door silently.

Atal stared at the door for a few seconds, smiling warmly. Violet was everything he could have dreamed... in his eyes, she oculd do no wrong.

=======================

Just outside the room, Violet leaned against the door, wiping a bead of sweat from her forhead. She glared at the wall in front of her, calmly supressing an internal rage with a locked jaw. A glance passed between her and the secretary that said more than enough. 'Miss Vickers' shrugged, and returned to her working. Finally, Violet walked out the door, that same little smile Atal loved her for fixed on her face, the Secret Service ready to take her home.

I hate this. Finally, someone's coming!

=======================

Message:
From: Atal Amner
To: Isabella Reinhard

Miss Reinhard, we eagerly anticipate your arrival. Violet is very excited, and I must say that I am as well. Please reply with your possible dates, so we may prepare.

Cheers
-Atal Amner

P.S. Be sure to bring some information about this crusade against the Corporate Alliance, I'd like to know where our forces could be best deployed.

P.P.S. I'm learning how to use this E-mail thing as you can see. I don't like it as much as writing, but the fax bill was getting tremendous, plus the machine is broken right now.