LifeWyze
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LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life In Our Hands.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483424
Earlier this week, LifeWyze Corporation was seen handing out free bottles of BioWyze in the street all across North Marauqe City, and in cities across the world in countries such as Cruxium, Mad Katherine, Fami-lee, Blackhelm Confederacy, Romina and Vivaltusk.
Further reports indicate that LifeWyze Corporation has initiated a deal with the Emperor of Maraque nicknamed the HealthWyze initiative, whereby BioWyze is being sold to schools for a fraction of the retail price.
LifeWyze are also currently in the news for their new GM foods and psychological warfare division.
Rumours abound that LifeWyze Corporation is to release further off-branches of the BioWyze pro-biotic beverage.
According to our official inside source, LifeWyze intend to release both a range of milkshakes and fruit smoothies into the highly lucrative market, aiming to combat such companies as Innocent, Yakult and Muller.
While nothing official has yet been publically stated, the construction of a large factory spanning some several hundred thousand square foot is nearing completion, indicating that sales of this rumoured product line may begin within the year.
Imperial isa
05-08-2006, 13:30
OOC you base this on umbrella form resident evil did you
OOC: Actually, no. Originally it was something of a parody of Margaret Atwood's work Oryx and Crake, resembling the various Compounds. However as time has gone on, LifeWyze has begun to resemble Umbrella. The difference is LifeWyze A) Remains within the boundaries of the law, B) Doesn't genetically alter humans, C) Only offers non-standard weaponry.