NationStates Jolt Archive


Funny- As Hell!

Moorington
01-08-2006, 18:45
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that mother$&%#@£ upside the head....pass it on.



Now, just for kicks, lets take this one step further. Imagine that I didn't climb into your window but up your ass. Starting to get the picture?


Sounds like jolt's treating us like a poor relation..
Well, we live rent-free on their servers, consume more of their bandwidth than any other single group, and make programming demands on their time. We also don't wash the dishes or pick up our dirty underwear off the floor, and GMC's catgirl friends won't use the litterbox. Hack refuses to share the remote, and Karmabaijon's El Camino has been sitting out front on blocks for the better part of two years now.

Sounds like poor relations to me.


Widow - *Crying* "I'm sorry, i don't think i can answer anymore police questions at this time"
Frank Drebin - "I'm sorry, we would have come earlier. But your husband wasn't dead then"


As a DragonballGT fan...... I expect an apology......
We're sorry your a GT fan.


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


I'm still meddling, so Europe is not lost yet.


Either you're babbling, or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum is many coloured.

Anyone have anything to include?
Lylybium
01-08-2006, 19:02
ROFL... even if I have seen the first one before... :p
Moorington
01-08-2006, 19:15
Come on people, I know you want to include your opinions, include them!
Free shepmagans
01-08-2006, 19:23
... how is this international or an incident? :p
Moorington
02-08-2006, 23:27
... how is this international or an incident? :p

Pick either or none, all of them are incidents of severe bad language and this is internationally read (if you consider US and GB all there is to international).
Sigma Octavus
02-08-2006, 23:35
You know, i think that here http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=282493 is a much more appropriate place for these.
Moorington
03-08-2006, 17:55
Nah, I am trying to get a more coherent list then really a string of badly written and laid out sentences.
Morvonia
03-08-2006, 18:16
Roaflmao!