NationStates Jolt Archive

Ow...that damn plane.

Kylie Zhou stumbled in the Sahara sun, the boonie hat she wore overpowered by the desert sun. The heat was like the devil opened his furnace, and put it in her face--nay, shoved her right in. In retrospect, that desk in Shanghai looked really good right now. Yeah, it was boring, but it beat being burnt by an unforgiving, foreign sun.

Not to mention, it beat crippling thirst, a searing pain in her leg (it didn't seem quite broken, she followed basic first aid on herself, but she'd be damned it if it didn't hurt), and what seemed to be a mix of intense hunger and double vision-aw hell, she didn't know what it was anymore. All she knew was that her troubled began when she signed up for that Fantastic Overseas Tour of the KLM Sahara, when she just wanted to see an exotic land, with no trouble. Catching criminals was hard living, she had gotten in because of her major, homeland security, but it proved to be tough. And one needed a break once in a while....

Well this was a helluva break.

She wiped her brow and walked on. She looked at her Swiss Army Knife, and its compass. As long as she walked north and had her Xenizen papers, she'd be fine....or not. So far, she was keeping good spirits, like they told her when she took that Survival course at the Academy. Of course, she got a D in there....

The walk seemed to take forever, along forgotten foreign roads and remote wastes. And it was forever. Her Seiko had given out, and so did the other survivors of that crash, caused by a fuel leak. She had been with six others. Six others, who didn't quite have the stamina or the mental attitude she did, perished due to heatstroke, or that sandstorm that ate them up, never to be seen again.

This damn desert.....gotta keep going, gotta stay alive.....

This walk was taking forever, and this time, it seemed this would be the last mile. Or would it be? She saw a building in the horizon. She began running to it, running, running, running.....

And then she blacked out. Her face hit the concrete, as her body gave up. Her will wanted to go on, but this was too much......then again, it was keeping her alive.

And it was a good thing her mind kept her going this far. She had stumbled upon a KLM Missile Base, "Black Sands Missile Range." Albeit the outer limits, this would be her ticket to life....though an interesting one.

Location: Black Sands Missile Range Outer limits zone, Tibesti Mountains range, Sub region of Chad, West Africa, Khailfah al Muslimeen

One of the routine patrol units were going about their business of patrolling the outer edges of the massive base which cover all of the Tibesti Mountain range and 100 miles around it. AMI Black Hawk Lieutenant Ivazzade Yusef bin Seyyed, had the bad luck of begin assigned to patrolling the frontier zones, it got boring diving around in all terrain vehicle with A/C. Then out of nowhere of desert dunes, a individual who appeared to wandering in sands with no sense of direction.. Then the individual just collapsed on the sand. The Lieutenant quickly got out of the vehicle and got her into the vehicle and gives her some water, but she was out cold. He quickly radio HQ for permission to take her to medical center for prompt treatment and HQ replied, “ Go ahead, since she is knock out and won’t know where she is going.”

Later on deep inside one of the installation of Black Sands Base within the Tibesti Mountains, inside the Medical Center

She was I.D as Kylie Zhou of Upper Xen Homeland Security, she was last reported to be on tour of the Sahara and now she was lying on bed, in the Medical Center, within of the well-kept secrets of the KLM, the Black Sands Missile Base…

An AMI Agent was assign to greet her, when she was full conscious, that was Agent Svetlana Lemkin (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/G_anw2.jpg), she was wearing a black business suit and reading War and Peace in Russian, as she waited for UX agent to wake up.” Any moment by now…” She remarked to herself.

Location: Black Sands Missile Range Outer limits zone, Tibesti Mountains range, Sub region of Chad, West Africa, Khailfah al Muslimeen

One of the routine patrol units were going about their business of patrolling the outer edges of the massive base which cover all of the Tibesti Mountain range and 100 miles around it. AMI Black Hawk Lieutenant Ivazzade Yusef bin Seyyed, had the bad luck of begin assigned to patrolling the frontier zones, it got boring diving around in all terrain vehicle with A/C. Then out of nowhere of desert dunes, a individual who appeared to wandering in sands with no sense of direction.. Then the individual just collapsed on the sand. The Lieutenant quickly got out of the vehicle and got her into the vehicle and gives her some water, but she was out cold. He quickly radio HQ for permission to take her to medical center for prompt treatment and HQ replied, “ Go ahead, since she is knock out and won’t know where she is going.”

Later on deep inside one of the installation of Black Sands Base within the Tibesti Mountains, inside the Medical Center

She was I.D as Kylie Zhou of Upper Xen Homeland Security, she was last reported to be on tour of the Sahara and now she was lying on bed, in the Medical Center, within of the well-kept secrets of the KLM, the Black Sands Missile Base…

An AMI Agent was assign to greet her, when she was full conscious, that was Agent Svetlana Lemkin (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/G_anw2.jpg), she was wearing a black business suit and reading War and Peace in Russian, as she waited for UX agent to wake up.” Any moment by now…” She remarked to herself.

Kylie woke up, dazed, confused, forced to shield her eyes from the lights.

Wait...lights?!? She was alive! Praise Jesus, Allah, Buddha, all the dieties out there. She was alive, and definetly out of that desert. Breathing in slowly, she slid herself up, trying to get adjusted to the lights, and taking in the setting around her. It was a hospital, for sure. But where? It had to be in that place she fell unconcious in front of...if it existed. It probably did, otherwise she would not be alive.

Or was she? Hell, she just had to ask, for all she knew, this could be heaven, or another dream. The desert did things like that. She first pinched herself, then looked at the lady in the room with her, reading a very thick tome of some kind. Well, the pinch test passed, she wasn't dreaming. Now, she had to ask the lady, "Excuse me...is this heaven?"

Agent Svetlana Lemkin looked up from reading her novel and smiled, she speak in English “Nope…you’re a couple steps short of heaven..welcome back to the world of the living.. Agent Svetlana Lemkin at your service.”

Agent Svetlana Lemkin looked up from reading her novel and smiled, she speak in English “Nope…you’re a couple steps short of heaven..welcome back to the world of the living.. Agent Svetlana Lemkin at your service.”

Kylie then said, "Agent Kylie Zhou, National Police of Upper Xen, Investigations."

She then said, with a small smile creeping on her face, "Thanks for getting me out of that hellhole...."

The smile then dissapeared as she then said, her head sinking, "...it truly was a hellhole. I can't say anymore...."

“No problem..its not like everyday…we find people wandering the Sahara for odd reasons..oh yeah….forget to tell what agency I am part of AMI…so why were you in the Sahara in the first place?” Asked Svetlana

“No problem..its not like everyday…we find people wandering the Sahara for odd reasons..oh yeah….forget to tell what agency I am part of AMI…so why were you in the Sahara in the first place?” Asked Svetlana

Kylie looked at the ceiling, as if to recall the odd manner she had come here, and then she said, her voice increasing in intensity, as if she was confessing: "Well, I had signed onto a tourist adventure in the Sahara with this company, Fantastic Overseas Tours. It took about a few thousand Xenthalers, but I made it in, buying a spot. My boss and my co-workers said I needed a break anyway, they said I looke stressed. Then again, if you'd been trying to solve a homicide, an arson attack, and an illegal fireworks scam all at once, you'd be tempted to shout at people too. I'm only a desk jockey, but jesus...."

“Wow..that sucks….take a vacation and next thing you know it…your walking the unforgiving Sahara..so do you need anything..food, cloths, waters?” She asked

“Wow..that sucks….take a vacation and next thing you know it…your walking the unforgiving Sahara..so do you need anything..food, cloths, waters?” She asked

Kylie then said, "Now that you mention it, a glass of water would be nice."

She then looked around once more, and then asked, "One question."

Looking Svetlana square in the eye, sshe said, "Where am I? Is this some kind of hospital, or military base? I mean, it's nice to see civilization, but I'd like a point of orientation, so when I try to contact my relatives, they can know I am alive and in good hands."

Svetlana pour a glass of water for her and give it to her and she answer her question coolly

“Your in hospital within a military base, not too far from where we found you…you can contact your family whenever you feel ready to do so..”

Svetlana pour a glass of water for her and give it to her and she answer her question coolly

“Your in hospital within a military base, not too far from where we found you…you can contact your family whenever you feel ready to do so..”

Kylie could understand Svetlana's tone--after all, any good military rarely mentioned details about what was in its bases. But why not the name? Even the Xenizens had major bases on ordinary maps. Meh, guess they were more private here.

She then said, graciously but with a hint of "okay....": "Thanks for the water..." She drank it slowly, and said to Svetlana, "So, what do you do for AMI? I bet its more exciting than being a well-trained desk jockey like me."

Svetlana smiled and replied “ How ironic.. I have happen to be also desk jockey too..well at least I get assign to a couple of field assignment sometimes….if you up for it…we can grab something to eat at the base café..if you feel well enough for it..”

Svetlana smiled and replied “ How ironic.. I have happen to be also desk jockey too..well at least I get assign to a couple of field assignment sometimes….if you up for it…we can grab something to eat at the base café..if you feel well enough for it..”

Kylie wiggled her legs to make sure they were mobile enough, and then did the same to her arms. Then, she carefully climbed out of the bed, making sure not to slip or fall, before stretching out, yawning, and saying, "Sure. I'm up for something to eat."

Svetlana waited for her to get out of bed and said” Just follow me.” Then Svetlana lead her out of the room, there were two guards posted at her room, they were both from the AMI Ninth Directorate (Guards). They just nodded and Svetlana and the other agent passed them. As they walked thought the hallways, they pass a number of signs written in Arabic saying

Level 21- Infirmary, isolation/quarantine rooms, intensive care, gym/physical rehabilitation, surgical facilities, medical labs, CMO (Chief Medical Officer) offices

Svetlana remarked, “ We’re heading to the main mess halls..just one floor below us..” and they keep on walking passing numerous doctors and military personal, they stop at the elevator and Svetlana enter her code which allow them to enter the elevator and just they went down one floor.

When they got out

Another Sign written in Arabic said

Level 22- Main mess hall, officer’s mess hall/commissary, foreign delegates quarters, and main kitchen

With that, Svetlana lead her though the many hallways of the level, in till they finally reached the main mess hall, if was half empty since lunch had already passed, it still a number of people in it. They came form many branches such as the AMI Black Hawks, Ninth Directorate (Guards), then some Air Force officers, Army and some Marine corp officers were there too, plus number of AMI agents.

Two of the AMI agents were in middle of drinking contest they were agent and black hawk officer Lieutenant Commander Aleksander Nikitin Stukov (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/sga_cast_flanigan.jpg) and General Agent Methos ( http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/deade48b.jpg), they were in contest to see who would drink the most shots of Turkish coffee, they were already at the tenth cup and passing remarks to eachother

“ Oh come, Methos…we all know you’ll give up at the sixteenth cup…give up now and save us some time..” remarked Stukov in prefect American Accent

Methos just smile and replied in English accent
“ In your dreams…sucker!”

“Bah..” remarked Stukov, and they went back to their drinking game

Svetlana just watched them and rolled her eyes, and then she said

“ So what you do want to eat, the Chief can make almost anything…”

“ So what you do want to eat, the Chief can make almost anything…”

Kylie tapped one of the tables, deep in thought, and then said, "Gee...." as if slightly overwhelmed by the generosity. Then, she said, deciding subconsciously to try the chef's skill: "How about two scotch eggs with a side of huevos rancheros, and some Turkish coffee?"

Svetlana nodded and told the chief what Kylie wanted and she gives her order to him, which was Hot and sour soup with spring rolls and cream soda.


Within ten minutes, the food was ready and a waiter give Kylie and Svetlana their orders and left them to eat their meals

“ He is really good at making special orders.” Remarked Svetlana as she began eating her soup

Then something caught their attention, it was the contest between Methos and Stukov..they are already at their 20th cup of Turkish Coffee

“Lets just call it a draw….” Asked Methos…who showing signs of a caffeine high

“Indeed..lets blow up some stuff…I got some bottle of benizn…” replied Stukov, who was also showing sings of a caffeine high

“Aye…lets go to arm testing range…” answer Methos and with that the two caffeine high AMI agents ran off to set off flammable liquids on fire for fun

Svetlana went wide eyed and said “ I did I hear that…they going to…oh bloody hell..”

Then English accented voice came out of no where

“What do you expect….that’s the only fun thing to do when your high…blow things up and watch funny movies…..so bah..I said too much……”

Svetlena turn saw no then the legendary infamous Dr. James Maxwell (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/Malcom.gif) smoking a bamboo cigar

“Holy bloody hell…I thought you retired!” She remarked

Dr.Maxwell just replied “ Yeah yeah…I just retired from my official post the head of one of the many AMI Departments…that’s doesn’t mean I stop coming over here once in a while…besides I do some of my research over here..they don’t call me doctor for nothing…I have Phds in Chemistry and Nuclear Physics and a BA in English …what else…oh yeah a BS in Political Science…I still can’t figure why I brother to major in the last one…I had too much free time…so what’s up?”

“Not much…oh yeah…this is Agent Kylie Zhou, National Police of Upper Xen, Investigations…her plane clashed near here.” Said Svetlana

“Ah good for you…now excuse…I must find my German assistant…..he is running around…saiding…”Mein Futher…I can walk…” yet again…now excuse me..” remarked Dr.Maxwell and left on his search for his assistant.

-snip-

Kylie then said, her eyes widening in surprise, "Okayy....." She then ate her scotch eggs and her breakfast without saying another word....

She then asked Svetlana, "This base must be important, to have such a top scientist working on it. After all, who hasn't heard of Dr. Maxwell? The Hong Kong U guys quote him a lot."

“ In matter of speaking..yes….wait …your professors…quote Dr.James Maxwell…I find that hard to believe…what do they quote him on…his research papers on science topics or his in depth essays on KLM…or do they quote him on Maxwellian Realism Logic? Asked Svetlana

“ In matter of speaking..yes….wait …your professors…quote Dr.James Maxwell…I find that hard to believe…what do they quote him on…his research papers on science topics or his in depth essays on KLM…or do they quote him on Maxwellian Realism Logic? Asked Svetlana

Kylie replied, "Oh, the science topics--you know, Big Science needs a global reach to thrive. I had a professor who quoted him often in my Chem 101 class, and had me do a project based on one of his theories. I ended up getting a C- in the class, I hated it...that's why I'm a cop, not a labcoat."

She then thought to herself: "Dr. Maxwell has got to be working on something big to be out here. Otherwise, why the hell would he visit a base in the middle of nowhere? To sample the food?"

Svetlana smiled and said “ At least…you guys…aren’t quoting him on his derange logic…yet…his nephew (Sultan)…base part of his logic essay off of it…oi…”

Svetlana smiled and said “ At least…you guys…aren’t quoting him on his derange logic…yet…his nephew (Sultan)…base part of his logic essay off of it…oi…”

Kylie then replied with a nervous chuckle, "Heh. That must be why I got that C minus."

Her thoughts, however, were beginning to form a small picture, albeit a possibly paranoid one. If this was a guy who worked with a crazy assistant, and had some ideas others found interesting, it wouldn't be hard to surmise he was here for some reason. Character and association flaws notwithstanding, she couldn't tell much else with great certainty.

She did say, however, "So, I take it he's quite the character, huh? Brilliant, but with some rough edges..."

Svetlana replied” That’s a understatement…the line between genius and insanity for Dr.James Maxwell has been blurred.. he has went across that line so many times…he is a oddly within a oddly…besides I use to work for him…when he was a head of one AMI Directorates…but now he is retire ..semi…I guess and he just does his own thing..around here…”

Then Svetlana realize the both of them had already finish their meals and she got up from the table and said” I hope that you enjoyed the meal…do you wish to connect your government and your family now?”

Svetlana replied” That’s a understatement…the line between genius and insanity for Dr.James Maxwell has been blurred.. he has went across that line so many times…he is a oddly within a oddly…besides I use to work for him…when he was a head of one AMI Directorates…but now he is retire ..semi…I guess and just does his own thing..around here…”

Then Svetlana realize the both of them had already finish their meals and she got up from the table and said” I hope that you enjoyed the meal…do you wish to connect your government and your family now?”

Kylie then said, "Sure."

Her thoughts then went to Retired? Does his own thing? That would explain a lot. Still, why to an army base...

“Just follow me.” Remarked Svetlana, and she lead Kylie though the many hallways of Level 22,as they were talking though the hallways they saw a number of Black Hawk Officers walking around and talking about the extraordinary stuff….

“Man, its truly insane what you can do with a coconut and gunpower….” Remarked other Black Hawk officer

“Indeed…all I need is a Swiss army knife and a coconut…and I am set to killed the President for some first world nation..” replied another Black Hawk Officer

Svetlana rolled her eyes and remarked in Russian “ Bloody MacGyver fanboys..”

A short time later, they finally reached the Recreational Center for the base, it contain a computer lab, an email center and many other recreational items.

As they walked thought the center, they saw a number of Black Hawks officers sitting around watching MacGyver on a Plasma Screen TV and at the Computer lab , they notice a number of bases personal were playing Counterstrike or downloading MP3s….

Then they finally reached the E-mail center and Svetlana began to speak

“ Feel free to email your family and friends…contact your government and etc…just noted it might a take a few minutes for the system to get a connection to your nation networks.”

The reason why the it took a few minutes to connect, was simple it was because the highly coded system would use ten different satellites to piggy back on when sending information over the net, it was design to make it hard to track where the sender was coming from. This system was only used, when someone wanted to send a email from the base to other nation… the AMI made sure to cover its tracks on these matters.

“Just follow me.” Remarked Svetlana, and she lead Kylie though the many hallways of Level 22,as they were talking though the hallways they saw a number of Black Hawk Officers walking around and talking about the extraordinary stuff….

“Man, its truly insane what you can do with a coconut and gunpower….” Remarked other Black Hawk officer

“Indeed…all I need is a Swiss army knife and a coconut…and I am set to killed the President for some first world nation..” replied another Black Hawk Officer

Svetlana rolled her eyes and remarked in Russian “ Bloody MacGyver fanboys..”

A short time later, they finally reached the Recreational Center for the base, it contain a computer lab, an email center and many other recreational items.

As they walked thought the center, they saw a number of Black Hawks officers sitting around watching MacGyver on a Plasma Screen TV and at the Computer lab , they notice a number of bases personal were playing Counterstrike or downloading MP3s….

Then they finally reached the E-mail center and Svetlana began to speak

“ Feel free to email your family and friends…contact your government and etc…just noted it might a take a few minutes for the system to get a connection to your nation networks.”

The reason why the it took a few minutes to connect, was simple it was because the highly coded system would use ten different satellites to piggy back on when sending information over the net, it was design to make it hard to track where the sender was coming from. This system was only used, when someone wanted to send a email from the base to other nation… the AMI made sure to cover its tracks on these matters.

Kylie logged onto the network, and then typed out the requisite e-mail, saying,

"Dear Mom and Dad-

I'm alright, it seems I survived the crash, and I made it to a KLM military base. They didn't tell me which one, I only know its in the middle of nowhere They fed me well here, and I generally seem to be doing a lot better than I was before....how are you? Tell Joe Jack that I'm fine, and all the relatives, especially crazy Aunt Vera.

Love,

Kylie."

before sending it out.

She also sent an e-mail to her superiors at NP, saying that she was alright, and at an unknown location in the KLM. She didn't mention any of the things she saw there in particular, she just mentioned she had a weird time...

They got the messages back at base and at home, and all were relieved.....

OOC: When does the craziness kick in?

OOC: When does the craziness kick in?

OOC: The signs of it are beginning to show..btw, just have her connact her government

National Police got her message, and was stunned at its content. Though not specific, the very mention of wierd things made some NP analysts interested in what was going on in there. And, they did wish to check up on the health of one of their allies. Thus, Kylie got a reply, mainly done through a lucky guess (trying to ttrace the return address was proving difficult):

"Dear Agent Zhou-

We are glad to hear you are alive. You are to remain on base and keep tabs on things, in the function of a liasion. You did mention odd happenings.....so keep a descreet eye on them. We will contact the KLM and let them know you are staying."

Thus Kylie understood, and as she thought about it, the meaning hit her. She was on another job. Ah wel, it'd be a cushy one. She liked the treatment, and the food. The people were alright, but odd.

In the meantime, the KLM--in particular, AMI--was contacted by the National Police, and told that Agent Kylie Zhou would be in their territory as a liason or observer of sorts. After all, it was only right to let them know, and avoid incidents...

The AMI agreed to allow a liaison from UX National Police to be station at Black Sands Missile Base; it was because the Heads of AMI agreed it was time for KLM close allies to bond more with KLM Intel Agencies, which was a good idea in the long run…

For the next two days, Agent Zhou was processed by AMI and then she was given her type six clearance I.D. Which was a moderate access clearance, type one clearance was the highest and type ten clearances was the lowest clearance.

Meanwhile at the Base

Agent Svetlana handed Agent Zhou, her I.D. and papers and told her the following

“Well hope you enjoy your stay here…welcome the KLM Intel-Arm Force joint run base known as the Black Sands Missile Range,which use be an Air Force ICBM base back in the 1970s..it was disbanded as a ICBM base and all 20 ICBM silos were convert into the base you see today..and its all build within the Tibesti Mountains range…this base serves many functions, which you will see soon. . By the way…I am your guide and partner for your duration of your stay. So any questions before we go on our tour?”

OOC: If you mind I will like to say that this looks like a good thread and I have enjoyed reading it so far.

The AMI agreed to allow a liaison from UX National Police to be station at Black Sands Missile Base; it was because the Heads of AMI agreed it was time for KLM close allies to bond more with KLM Intel Agencies, which was a good idea in the long run…

For the next two days, Agent Zhou was processed by AMI and then she was given her type six clearance I.D. Which was a moderate access clearance, type one clearance was the highest and type ten clearances was the lowest clearance.

Meanwhile at the Base

Agent Svetlana handed Agent Zhou, her I.D. and papers and told her the following

“Well hope you enjoy your stay here…welcome the KLM Intel-Arm Force joint run base known as the Black Sands Missile Range,which use be an Air Force ICBM base back in the 1970s..it was disbanded as a ICBM base and all 20 ICBM silos were convert into the base you see today..and its all build within the Tibesti Mountains range…this base serves many functions, which you will see soon. . By the way…I am your guide and partner for your duration of your stay. So any questions before we go on our tour?”

Kylie then asked, thinking about some questions she had. She had a lot, but one big one wass Dr. Maxwell....the guide indicated it was multi-purpose, but still, he had to be here for some reason, a big man like him.

In reply to the tour guide's question she said: "I saw Dr. Maxwell here....I assume research is done here, then?"

"Yes....a number of projects are done here and to answer what Maxwell does here....he just does his own research on nuclear fusion.." replid Svetlana

"Yes....a number of projects are done here and to answer what Maxwell does here....he just does his own research on nuclear fusion.." replid Svetlana

Kylie replied, "Fusion, eh?" The Xenizens used nuclear reactors en masse, and had advanced tech, but that was big stuff....

"Yeah...Fusion still working out the bugs...so any more questions before we start the tour?"

"Yeah...Fusion still working out the bugs...so any more questions before we start the tour?"

Kylie shook her head, and said, "Nope. I'm ready when you are."

Agent Svetlana then took Agent Zhou to a full tour of the base, they visited all 30 levels of the base, certain areas of the base was close to them since they didn’t have nine type or higher clearance to enter the sensitive areas. Agent Svetlana explained to Zhou that this base was connect to three other installations within the mountain range, but one of those installations was locked out to everyone expect those who had type ten clearance. This installation was solely ran by the Black Hawks and rumor has it that it was where traitors, spies and political dissents, but Svetlana remarked it to be all rumors and had to no base, in her opinion…..

Then their tour reached Level 19, which contained Science Labs: observation rooms, diagnostic imaging, secondary base armory, emergency hazmat station

“ And here we are Level 19…full of scientist and Dr.Maxwell and co..” remarked Svetlana

Out of nowhere, they saw an AMI agent known as Agent Crazy Eyes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/buscemi.jpg) running the hallway, yelling out

“ You never make me take that stuff…I don’t want to be sane!”

Then they saw General Agent Methos with two AMI Black Hawks chasing him with dart guns and Methos yell back

“Come on Crazy Eyes its for your own good…besides the effects only last two hours.”

Subsequently after saying that, one of Black Hawk guards had enough of chasing him and said in Arabic “ Bah…I need to shoot something..” and shot him with the dart gun…knocking Crazy Eyes out, then Dr.Maxwell and his assistant came up took Crazy Eyes, one could hear Maxwell Assistant said

“Mien Further, we finally got him…lets have a intelligence debate with him while the drug is still working..”

“Indeed, I got to see this..” remarked General Agent Methos, as he tag along with them.

Agent Svetlana was speechless and said “ What the….oh why do I brother…say..lets follow them!”

All Kylie could do was give Crazy Eyes and Methos a very, very odd look. After wiping her eyes, she said simply and curtly, "Charming."

She then turned to Svetlana and said, "Well....I'll follow..." before eyeing the dart in Crazy Eyes with some trepidation and saying, "Though to be honest, I am also speechless."

When Svetlana and Kylie reach the Dr.Maxwell lab, they were shocked to see Dr.Maxwell and Crazy Eyes having an intellectual discussion on Brave News Worlds by Aldous Huxley

Svetlana just stood there dumbfound, she knew Crazy Eyes for such a long time, he was known as the drug addict always on something, the only reason the AMI allow him to join, was because of his connection to any organize crime organization and besides Dr.Maxwell enjoy talking to him..which was enough to get him in the AMI..

Then Svetlana said” Ok this is too weird…. even for me..lets get out of here..” Then Svetlana and Kylie left the lab, but right when they left the room, they ran into General Agent Ivan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/xphiles1.jpg), who was Svetlana commanding officer


“Sir, good to see you here…what beings you here?” asked Svetlana

Ivan points his finger to Maxwell Lab and said “ When Maxwell and Crazy Eyes are having a intellectual discussion..one must see it for himself to make sure its real…oh yeah I have a assignment for you two…now here it goes, your assignment to find what happen to Dr.Arik Soong…our leading geneticist, he been missing for 48 hours…we know that he is still somewhere within the base…and we know for a fact that he didn’t leave during that time period..its up to you guys to find…I am assigning some agents to help you..its imperative that you find what happen to him. That’s is all.”

“Yes, sir…we shall do our best.” Replied Svetlana, then she waited for Ivan to go into the lab, before she said anything

“ Ok now…lets just go to his lab and find any clues…to hint where he could have gone..” said Svetlana

Ivan points his finger to Maxwell Lab and said “ When Maxwell and Crazy Eyes are having a intellectual discussion..one must see it for himself to make sure its real…oh yeah I have a assignment for you two…now here it goes, your assignment to find what happen to Dr.Arik Soong…our leading geneticist, he been missing for 48 hours…we know that he is still somewhere within the base…and we know for a fact that he didn’t leave during that time period..its up to you guys to find…I am assigning some agents to help you..its imperative that you find what happen to him. That’s is all.”

“Yes, sir…we shall do our best.” Replied Svetlana, then she waited for Ivan to go into the lab, before she said anything

“ Ok now…lets just go to his lab and find any clues…to hint where he could have gone..” said Svetlana

The situation hit Kylie now...she was working a missing persons case, but at least he was on base. Well, that wasn't much comfort; it was a huge base. At least she knew where to begin. Dr. Soong wasn't hard to miss, then again, with so many big names here, this was an important base.

She then slapped her hands together in an excited "let's go" kind of gesture, and said, "Okay, let's do this..."

She then asked Svetlana, "Just one thing. What was Soong working on?"

Svetlana thought for moment and replied “ Its been awhile since I last heard from him..so I am not sure.. Lets check his data file for anything new..” Then Svetlana and Kylie went back to the Computer lab to access his file, which all in Arabic , Sveltana read it out loud so Kylie can follow along

“Ok…he was the head researcher on the Assassin Project before it was shutdown a year ago by the Imperial Government for reasons only …Type 10 clearance access needed ….blasted Type 10…they get to see all the good stuff..meh..” Remarked Svetlana, then she kept reading the profile

“Alright…I got what he was currently assign to…. PROJECT SANDMAN…weird…no more details other then that.. Anyways, let’s go check out his lab for any clues.” Then Svetlana and Kylie went off to investigate the good doctor lab..

When they enter the lab, they found pitch black and the door was left open..

Svetlana remarked “ Better turn on the lights..” Then out of nowhere a voice said “I don’t think so.”

“What the hell?” said Svetlana, as she was about to pull out her handgun

Then the voice said “ What did the hand say to face?”

“Huh?” said a confuse Svetlana

“Five finger slap!” Said the Voice, then a hand came out of nowhere and pimp slapped Svetlana

Then four figures rushes out of the room in a flash…all dress in Ninja uniforms…

“AGH…Get those SOBs! Yell Svetlana, while she was still rubbing her sore face

“Five finger slap!” Said the Voice, then a hand came out of nowhere and pimp slapped Svetlana

Then four figures rushes out of the room in a flash…all dress in Ninja uniforms…

“AGH…Get those SOBs! Yell Svetlana, while she was still rubbing her sore face

Kylie moved quickly. The lights were out; thus, the assailants had the advantage. Still, she did know judo, it was standard issue for all NPUX agents.

She picked up a microscope, and then ran after the men in ninja outfits. She threw the scope at one of their head, and tackled another in the back with a cry of "Surprise, cockfags!"

With the man she tackled, Kylie moved to use him as an impromptu bowling ball, executing a judo throw and aiming the poor SOB at another one of the ninjas before running after them.

Svetlana also knew judo and join Kylie in kicking the crap out of the Ninjas, and then they heard something

“Stop fighting this training session is over…damn trainees…That’s not how you bloody jump someone…who’s the genius behind pimp slapped…that’s just dumb…” yelled Agent Frank Martin (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/5053f8ff.jpg)

Then everyone stopped fighting.. The Ninjas bow their head in defeat

“Ok listen…you bloody trainees reported to the gym and run 200 labs around it…next time don’t fuck it up…” said Agent Frank Martin

Then the other agent notice Kylie and Svetlana out of beath and very pissed at what just ahppen

“Yeah…we’re hoping Methos or Crazy Eyes was going to talk in…we didn’t expect you…it was just a training sessions for our ninjas….” Said Agent Behrooz Araz (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/fc469e7f.jpg)

“ We’re on a freaking investigation …the last thing I need is some freakin ninjas come out of nowhere and pimp slap me…I’ll give you ten seconds to run for your lives before I end them.” Said a very pissed Svetlana

Agents Araz and Martian looked at each other and Martian said “ As the saying goes..lets get the hell the out of here!”

Then the two agents and their trainees ran for their lives

“Now with that over..lets get back to our investigations…lets search the lab for anything out of the norm..” said Svetlana

Kylie, flabbergasted and slightly tired from the experience, said, "Ninjas!? You've got friggin' ninjas!? And I thought working Vice was messed up...."

She shook her head, and continued investigating the lab. The first thing she did when she entered was to begin looking for a light switch. The second thing was to look for signs of a struggle.

She flipped on a light switch, and the lights turned on....she began scanning the room, saying only, "Nothing looks out of the ordinary yet....but the way that door was opened should set off alarm bells."

Svetlana search came up with nothing, which annoyed her even more…

“Same here nothing of out the norm for this place…now if I was a genius scientist …where would I go…if I don’t want to brother with and stay in the base…it has to be somewhere…where no one can find you with easy…but where..” remarked Svetlana

Svetlana search came up with nothing, which annoyed her even more…

“Same here nothing of out the norm for this place…now if I was a genius scientist …where would I go…if I don’t want to brother with and stay in the base…it has to be somewhere…where no one can find you with easy…but where..” remarked Svetlana

Kylie then retorted, "Well, what is a place that most people normally don't go? We could try matenance, or perhaps the old missile areas, other labs.....he definetly wouldn't pick somewhere obvious. That'd be just stupid."

Her brain was racked in thought, and she sat down in one of the chairs. Randomly, she looked at the computer screen, and mumbled, "You crazy son of a bitch."

“Agh..why didn’t I think of it…of course he would at one of the maintenance garages at Level 24…hanging with …oh hell not him …just follow me.”said Svetlana, with that Svetlana ran out of the lab and took the elevator in order to get to Level 24

When they reached Level 24, Svetlana remarked “ Welcome to the world of nutty maintenance workers and crackpot agents..”

Then they walked down the hallways of the Level 24, in till they finally reached the front desk of one of the maintenance garages; there was a Warrant Officer by the name of Mohsen, who was at the front desk

“May I help you two?” asked Warrant Officer Mohsen

“Yes…I am doing a investigate on a missing person…a Dr.Arik Soong..anyways..did you seen him recently around this parts?” asked Svetlana and she shown him

The Warrant Officer thought for moment and replied “ Yeah…I just saw him a few hours ago..he went down that hallway” He pointed his finger in the direction

“Are you sure?” asked Svetlana

“Yes, I am 100 percent sure.” Replied the Warrant Officer

“ Let goes!” said Svetlana and with that they ran down the hallways, in till they ran into the infamous Agent Jack Faraday (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/59d0751e.jpg) who was having a chat with Dr.Arik Soong..

“What the hell…Dr.Soong where have you been…for the 48 hours….” Ask Svetlana

Dr.Soong smiled and said” I been here the whole time..my dear…with my friends of section 14….doing a little side research with Dr.Maxwell..”

“Huh?” remarked Svetlana

Then Faraday spoke up in his British Accent “ Don’t worry my dears…nothing out of the norm for the Black Hawks, everything is within the proper channels of authority …but you didn’t hear or see anything got it?”

“ What in heavens name your talking about Faraday?” ask Svetlana

Kylie also looked at Faraday, and said, "Um...okay....." in a slightly unbelieving voice. She couldn't qute believe what was going on, but the idea of side research, the way they said it, couldn't be good. Besides, what the heck kind of research needed a flight to a matenance area?

And then she blurted out, "Who the hell is Section 14?" before clasping her hand over her mouth, realizing it would've been best to shut up...

Then without warning Dr.Soong pull out his dart gun and fire two darts at Kylie and Svetlana, before they could react,,

“What the hell…” said Svetlana before Kylie and her blackout from the effects of the darts, which was a nerve gas was a Hallucinogen design to make the victims think they are going insane for a short period (two hours) of time it was a form of mind torture recently created by Dr.Soong and Dr.Maxwell

“YES it works..” Said Dr.Soong

“ Indeed..” remarked Dr.Maxwell , who appear to come out of nowhere

“Mein Fuhrer, I have camera, lets recorded what happens to them since they are tripping out on durgs!” said the Maxwell German aid

“Holy shit…he actually spoke something besides Mein Fuhrer…and he does have good idea…” remarked Agent Faraday

“Agreed…what should we do…I know lets Sing the Knights of the Roundtable from Monty Python and the Holy Grail..lets get all the guys together and sang it!” said Maxwell

“HEY GUYS LETS SING KNIGHTS OF THE ROUNDTABLE SONG! “ yelled Agent Faraday

Within a matter of minutes, everyone from Black Hawks, Arm forces officers, Intel agents and even the Assassins join in and stated singing Knights of the Roundtable. it was quite scary sight if you were on darts or even without the darts…

Kylie joined in as well. She sang like a person on drugs would. Which was badly, with slurred speech, and in an overly giddy manner, punctuated with laughter. She lept about, and even fell over a few times.

Eventually, things escalated to the point where she did the robot, and mumbled, "Cute little fluffy rabbits....mommy, that's my special bunny....daddy, get that chalupa out of my nose....."

She began waving her arms back and forth, crying, "HAIL ILPALLAZZO! HAIL!" before falling over tired.

Two hours later..

Svetlana woke up in the hallway with a nasty headache and she looked around the place, and she asked Kylie

“Kylie..what the hell just happen to us….I feel like someone…just hit me with a bat..”

Two hours later..

Svetlana woke up in the hallway with a nasty headache and she looked around the place, and she asked Kylie

“Kylie..what the hell just happen to us….I feel like someone…just hit me with a bat..”

Kylie replied, groggily, "I don't know...jesus!"

She rubbed her temples as she got up, she felt as if her head had hosted a violent Counterstrike match, with n00bs tossing grenades and sexual insults all around along with inaccurate fire from M249s while bunnyhopping. Hurting like a mother, she leaned up against the wall, saying, "I think i'll be sick..."

"Agh..I am going to be sick too....the last thing I remember...was confronting...Dr.Soong..and that's all I can remember..how about you?"asked Svetlana

"Agh..I am going to be sick too....the last thing I remember...was confronting...Dr.Soong..and that's all I can remember..how about you?"asked Svetlana

Kylie then said, grunting from the pain, "Fuck....all I can remember is singing. Loud singing. And all kinds of crap. And the robot. But otherwise, it gets hazy...."

“That’s….not good…well ..let’s go see a doctor…agh..my head is pounding like a …oh never mind.” Replied Svetlana, has put her hand to her head

10 minutes later at the Medical labs

The Doctor looks at the results from the blood tests from Svetlana and Kylie

“Well..you two just got shot with a fairly powerful dose of Dr.Soong..latest durg….” Remarked the AMI ranked Doctor

“That son of bitch….let me guess we were his test subjects….oh I now am pissed…but still out of it…what about the singing?” asked Svetlana

The Doctor replied” Maybe it was all in your head?”

“That’s….not good…well ..let’s go see a doctor…agh..my head is pounding like a …oh never mind.” Replied Svetlana, has put her hand to her head

10 minutes later at the Medical labs

The Doctor looks at the results from the blood tests from Svetlana and Kylie

“Well..you two just got shot with a fairly powerful dose of Dr.Soong..latest durg….” Remarked the AMI ranked Doctor

“That son of bitch….let me guess we were his test subjects….oh I now am pissed…but still out of it…what about the singing?” asked Svetlana

The Doctor replied” Maybe it was all in your head?”

Kylie put her hands in her head and said, "I knew I should've stayed in bed..." It was one thing to find a missing scientist. It was another to get drugged.

She said to Svetlana, solemnly and with rising anger, "I feel suddenly violated....if I find that dude again, I'm going to make sure he never has kids."

Kylie put her hands in her head and said, "I knew I should've stayed in bed..." It was one thing to find a missing scientist. It was another to get drugged.

She said to Svetlana, solemnly and with rising anger, "I feel suddenly violated....if I find that dude again, I'm going to make sure he never has kids."
"Yes...I want freakin payback...but how..how shall we get revenage.....that is is the question..." said Svetlana

"Yes...I want freakin payback...but how..how shall we get revenage.....that is is the question..." said Svetlana

Kylie said, sadly, "That's the bitch of it...I just don't know...."

She then thought for a moment, and thought of an evil plan. Smiling in a way the Grinch would've recognized, she said, "How high is your security clearance?"

Kylie said, sadly, "That's the bitch of it...I just don't know...."

She then thought for a moment, and thought of an evil plan. Smiling in a way the Grinch would've recognized, she said, "How high is your security clearance?"
"Not high enough..oh..I got a ideas..lets find...Methos....he might have a way to get to that blasted Doctor.." she replied

"Not high enough..oh..I got a ideas..lets find...Methos....he might have a way to get to that blasted Doctor.." she replied

Kylie twiddled her fingers Mr. Burns-style upon hearing this, and said, "Excellent. He sounds like the man to go to. I've got a few dirty tricks in mind for our dear Doctor."

After the Doctor release them from the Medical Center, Kylie and Svetlana headed off to Methos office, when they reached it, they found Methos sleep at his desk with a pile of reports left unread

“ METHOS WAKE UP!” yelled Svetlana

“What…damn it…I was sleeping and dreaming of killing the Prime Minister of…. never mind.” Remarked Methos as he rubbed his eyes open

“We need your help to get payback at Dr.Soong for drugging us..” replied Svetlana

Methos smiled and replied” They also made you dance and sing along to Knights of the Roundtable…they even video tape it….” Then Methos opened a the video file on his computer and show them it.

Svetlana eyes opened wide and she remarked” WTF.”

“Indeed, Dr.Soong was under orders from Agent Faraday to inject you guys with the drugs in the first place..then while you guys were under the influence…they did a sing along….scary…and funny at the same time and how I do know this stuff..because I am Methos and I am crazy….” Methos said

“What the hell…I am going to get Faraday for this…hey is that Maxwell in the background?” asked Svetlana

“Indeed….” Replied Methos

Kylie looked at the screen in shock, and said, "Is that me doing the robot?"

She squinted and looked closer, saying, "Yeah. That's me. Okay, now I know this guy has to have his ass kicked."

Leaning back, Kylie continued, "It's one thing to appreciate Monty Python. It's quite another to force somebody to reenact their greatest hits for sick amusement."

She then said, "If Maxwell is in the background, then that can't be good. But first, what's in those drugs?"

Metho replied" Not sure...its something new made by Dr.Soong...a new powerful drug design to mess with people minds...dear lord...I could take this drug to the streets and make a killing....did I said that out loud,Doh?"

Metho replied" Not sure...its something new made by Dr.Soong...a new powerful drug design to mess with people minds...dear lord...I could take this drug to the streets and make a killing....did I said that out loud,Doh?"

Kylie said, with a disapproving grin, "I know a few Triad men who'd kill for that much. Having said that....."

She then said, urgently, "...What do we do now?"

Svetlana grinned and said" I said we find Faraday and kick the shit out of him for drugging us and making us do weird stuff.."

Methos nodded in agreement and pull out his handheld video camera from his desk and said” Indeed as you guys beat him up…I shall record it for fun.”

Svetlana grinned and said" I said we find Faraday and kick the shit out of him for drugging us and making us do weird stuff.."

Methos nodded in agreement and pull out his handheld video camera from his desk and said” Indeed as you guys beat him up…I shall record it for fun.”

Kylie grinned and said, "Nice....I get dibs on his manly bits, if you get my drift."

She then did a fake kick to the groin, a sign she was enjoying herself too much at the prospect of getting revenge. Upon this, she blushed and then said, "My bad."

Svetlana,Kylie, and Methos headed off on their mission to hunt down Agent Faraday, they first checked the dining hall, which was Faraday favorite hang out

When they reached the dining hall, they found only Agents Behrooz Araz, Frank Martin and Yongzheng Yu (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/jetli2.jpg) were sitting around and just chilling for the most part, they were just sitting around thinking Turkish Coffee. Svetlana and Kylie walked up to Agent Yu to ask him if he has seen Faraday

“So Yu..have you seen Faraday around here?” asked Svetlana

Agent Yu looked up and replied “ Maybe maybe not…he was here like two hour ago.. Rambling on about how..He pwn you guys…”

Svetlana frown and remarked “ I will get him for this…”

Agent Yu smiled at Svetlana and Kylie and said” Look behind you…you might find what you have been looking for …”

Then Kylie and Svetlana looked behind them…instead of seeing Faraday, they saw two banana cream pies hitting them right in the face.

“PREFECT TIMING, YOU JUST GOT PWN!” yell Faraday before he ran off

The other agents started laughing and Agent Araz remarked“You should have seen your faces…it was classical…”

“Indeed..I got all on tape..” remarked Methos

Kylie then threw a fit worthy of five-year-olds and embarassing internet videos as she cried out, "YOU BITCHES! I'm gonna kick your asses!"

She wiped off the cream, glared at Methos, and then punched the wall. Kylie then screamed at Svetlana, "C'mon, we gotta get him!"

An enraged Svetlana nodded in agreement and just the chase for Faraday was on, and Methos wasn’t far behind with his camera recording all the events. They chase him down every hallway, they wouldn’t give up in till they got payback for cream pies and getting shot with darts full of drugs.

Then they finally corner him at a dead end or so they thought…

Svetlana was getting ready to beat the hell out of Faraday and she asked him one question

“Now Faraday before I kicked the living shit out of you…one question why did do all this bloody crap to us, Answer me!”

Faraday smiled and replied “ Questions will be answered in do time…my dear…all in do time…I now I must said good bye for now.”

Then Faraday throws something on the floor, some kind of dust…then suddenly thick white smoke filled the area for half a minute, when it cleared Faraday was gone

Svetlana yelled out “ How the hell did he just disappear…..we had him cornered….what the hell..”

Methos nodded in agreement” This just keeps getting more interesting as we go..”

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Kylie shook her head, and said, "Jesus, I'd expect that from a cheap kiddie magician. Can't let that stop us."

She then began looking everywhere for potential escape routes...she then grumlbled, cursing Faraday and yet wondering what he meant.

“How the bloody the hell did he just do that…we were so freakin close to get him…” remarked Svetlana

Then Methos remarked “ Its simple..the dust is used to cause disorder for Kylie and you, while he made his escape…which was just running silently pass you guys…and your asking how I know this. Simple really. My camera has thermo imaging on it..so I caught it all on tape..”

“Why didn’t you tell us this before!” yell Svetlana

“Because its not a wise thing to tell your female agents that your camera has thermo imaging…in the first place for reasons to be never said out loud…damn it I said too much already...” He remarked

Svetlana eyes narrow on Methos and said” If you did what I think you did…I am going to kick the living shit out of you…you hear me..”

Methos look around and yell out “ LOOK THE GHOST OF RICK JAMES! “ then he throw the same dust as Faraday had on the floor and made his escape

Svetlana yell out in angry..” why is it always, the bloody guys that have the freakin dust…that’s we’re heading to Maxwell labs..I have a feeling he has a part in all this freakin crap…I am now really pissed and I am going to crack some heads..damn fuckers.”

Svetlana yell out in angry..” why is it always, the bloody guys that have the freakin dust…that’s we’re heading to Maxwell labs..I have a feeling he has a part in all this freakin crap…I am now really pissed and I am going to crack some heads..damn fuckers.”

Kylie, as she followed, could only say, "Your agents love their Chappelle's Show, don't they...."

She then took a breath and continued, saying, "...and besides, this Methos sounds like a perv, but what the heck does Maxwell have to do with it all? Even I can't link this shite together..."

By the time Svetlana and Kylie reached Maxwell lab, they found Dr.Maxwell, his German assistant listing Rammstein “Benzin” at full blast as they mixing highly unstable chemicals in test tubes

Svetlana just looked at them and yell out “ What are you guys doing with all those chemicals?”

Maxwell turn down the music and said” We are just mixing all these chemicals together for fun…”

Svetlana eyes wide and she remarked with her classical saying “Oi”

“So what brings you guys here?” ask Maxwell has he nodded to his assistant to pull the chemicals away for later use.

Svetlana replied” I want information and truth, Maxwell…. what’s going around here….why is Faraday doing all this weird crap to us..tell me Maxwell you owe it to me this much, damn it all!”

Maxwell smiled and said” It’s a test and for our amusement for the fact of the matter, my dear…its mainly to see how you would react to most illogically events that could happen to you guys..” Then Maxwell yell out “ Faraday come out and a take bow , you did a fine job!”

Then Faraday came out of the storage room and took a bow

“You see, Faraday job was to make you guys go crazy and derange…well to see how crazy you guys get…and you pass with flying colors!” said Maxwell

“ Indeed…no hard feelings guys?”asked Faraday

“I freaking guess so.. I’ll better person and forgive you.” Replid Svetlana

Then Methos appeared said” In that case, Svetlana and Kylie welcome to Section 5 of the High Guard aka GRU, unofficially known as the Dr.Maxwell Department and thing about a themo-imaging…it was part of test and no I didn’t see anything… and yes this one of those rare things where the High Guard, the AMI and SIA together its apart of the greater Scientific-Technical center directorate, which run in name by the SIA, yet its run by all three of us.” remarked Methos

Dr.Maxwell smoked his bamboo cigar and said” Indeed you two are officially part of Section 5, which its prime goals is to research the paranormal and many other things…so Kylie and Svetlana are you in or out?

Svetlana remarked “ This High Guard stuff…oh shit…this is some crazy stuff…in that case, count me in.”

Svetlana remarked “ This High Guard stuff…oh shit…this is some crazy stuff…in that case, count me in.”

Kylie then shrugged and said, "Sure. I'm in if she is. As it is, I've seen too much not to stay."

She then turned to Faraday and said, somewhat exasperated and reluctant to do so: "And apology is accepted, I forgive you...I suppose it was for science. Just, I dunno, warn us, or don't make it so obvious next time?"