NationStates Jolt Archive

We have anything that you cant find in the other store fronts if you need something special related to anything post here and we will get it for you

A yellow beaver that can play the flute

How about the Halo 1 pistol?

A yellow beaver that can play the flute

Darn fluters.

*Yes, I know they're flautists. Inside joke*

Could me get a goodly priced 10 ton chocklet chip cookie. Yes Aeson I Weight i mean me doing it to annoy u.

I require a steam driven air superiority fighter capible of reaching low earth orbit.

Failing that, pehaps an observation ballon inserted via a disposable UAV?

OOC a side view picture of the isa handgun and rifle

10ton chocolate chip cookie-1,500$each

Beaver that plays the flute-3,200$

Steam Driven Air Superiority Fighter-It can be arranged (i myself draw military aircraft with corel draw)-Approx price 1,7Million

Halo Pistol(airsoft or real fire?)-Real-11,000$ Airsoft-400$

Just need the direction to send the orders

If it's not yellow, I'm not paying

I'd like you to find me the most ellusive COOKIE class Tank, here it is in action...

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Copyright Acco Spoot 2006

I'd have a large amount of orders to place.

I'd like five gallons of white paint with blue stripes, about an inch thick each.

I'd also like twenty jars of powedered hen's teeth (animal rights activists won't let me use my hens.)

Let's see... ah yes, I'd like a nuclear warhead that will only affect humans, cattle, and bananas.

How about a sail powered superdreadnought? I'm fairly sure I have not seen that on any storefront around here..And also it must be within my defense budget.

The beaver is yellow

I will take a 20 foot sail boot with 16 32 inch guns. It must cost under 10 dollars.

five gallons of white paint with blue stripes, about an inch thick-120$

twenty jars of powedered hen's teeth-1,200$

nuclear warhead that will only affect humans, cattle, and bananas(its called neutron bomb)-1,000,000,000$each 1,500,000,000 for two

Sail powered superdreadnought,iis it armed ? we can make it at your specifications

FreeTownAngola']five gallons of white paint with blue stripes, about an inch thick-120$

twenty jars of powedered hen's teeth-1,200$

nuclear warhead that will only affect humans, cattle, and bananas(its called neutron bomb)-1,000,000,000$each 1,500,000,000 for two

Sail powered superdreadnought,iis it armed ? we can make it at your specifications

Aha! You tried to cheat me! I'm never using this storefront again!

20 foot custom order sail boat with 16 32 inch guns? we need more specs,like which brand are the guns,its power,its interiors etc

Why make a superdreadnought that isn't? Don't care what sort of guns..just as long as there are a lot of them..And don't forget the missles..

the brand isn't important! i just want a 20 foot sail boat with 16 32 inch guns.

I'll buy your store for a sandwich.

20ft long armed boat, 50bmg caliber bulletproof,rapier anti air missiles,alcantara leather and carbon fiber interiors,16 32cal machine guns,two concealed grenade launchers,3 3,000HP jet engines,stealth measures,with radar and GPS

With the boat we offer one nightvision binoculars,one harpoon and a fishing rod

Price-9,99$

made of what?

Your choice.

Smoked Salmon Sandwiches on Pumpernickel

A wonderful and tasty way to use smoked salmon. The pumpernickel bread gives that "little something special" to the sandwich.

Price-2,99$

no i mean that i'll give you a sandwich, if you give me your storefront.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:p :upyours: :mp5:

Fine then, a dinner roll wi th ketchup on it?

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :upyours:

I'm going to end this, at least the request I made..For a very easy to understand reason..A sail powered superdreadnought would never work, period..No more than a steam powered aircraft could break the Earth's atmosphere..

OOC: A little friendly comment for you, Freetown, gun and FU smilies are used by N00bs.

A steam powered aircraft would break the atmosphere

i can theoretically make one

No chance in hell..Steam engines have way too low power/weight (ie they are very heavy for the power they give) to ever enable you to reach escape velocity..Why do you think we don't see many steam powered aircraft today?

If i could i would make them this way:

1- the aircraft would have a huge water deposit(to make nuclear power)

2-It would have 2 rocket boosters

3-It would be made of carbon fibre

There are so many holes in that logic that it resembles Swiz cheese..but I'm not going to go into them..Good luck with your store...

A small nuclear reactor would be place inside the aircraft,the it would have a water deposit to cool down the reactors and to use the steam made by them,and convert them into energy for the aircraft the engine would have to be fuel burner and it would have a rocket booster and the aircraft made of composits

I'm going to end this, at least the request I made..For a very easy to understand reason..A sail powered superdreadnought would never work, period..No more than a steam powered aircraft could break the Earth's atmosphere..

Actually it could work, theres been research into using a Para type of sail to help propel a cargo ship or oil tanker. Its an interesting idea if it works. I don't remember all the details, but that was the basis of it.
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As for my order- I want to bring the dead back to life and no, I don't want them to be zombies. Back to life just as they were, with all their memory and so on.

As for my order- I want to bring the dead back to life and no, I don't want them to be zombies. Back to life just as they were, with all their memory and so on.

(OOC: hate to hijack this.... errr.... fine storefronts thread, but I have shocking and relavent data...)

The Toopoxican Organisation can help you out in this situation we have the technology to implant the memories of dead comrades into the bodies of the living, the science isn't precise yet and we are not willing to trade this information, but we would be willing to perform this operation for your nation for a small fee and a background check on the peoples we are re-incarnating.

UNOFFICIAL GOVERNMENT MESSAGE
The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom would like Five Thousand Tons of Porn Magazines to be distributed thoughout the populace. We appreciate this.

(OOC: hate to hijack this.... errr.... fine storefronts thread, but I have shocking and relavent data...)

The Toopoxican Organisation can help you out in this situation we have the technology to implant the memories of dead comrades into the bodies of the living, the science isn't precise yet and we are not willing to trade this information, but we would be willing to perform this operation for your nation for a small fee and a background check on the peoples we are re-incarnating.

Though thats not exactly what we wanted, but you have peaked our interest. Those memories of the dead would they overwrite the orginal owner's memory's (the one they are implanted into) or would they be dormant appearing at random/able to be accessed by the orginal owner? Would the implant be permenant or only temporary? If you could provived more information on this technology, we would be grateful. This science if promising, we might be willing to help fund.

The applications are endless.

UNOFFICIAL GOVERNMENT MESSAGE
The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom would like Five Thousand Tons of Porn Magazines to be distributed thoughout the populace. We appreciate this.

While kill all those trees, just email free porn to your populace or something like that electricly.

UNOFFICIAL GOVERNMENT REPLY
Not all citizens have computers or the internet as it is against their religion/beliefs, thus the reason for the porn magazines. We feel that this is the best decision for the people of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom.

Though thats not exactly what we wanted, but you have peaked our interest. Those memories of the dead would they overwrite the orginal owner's memory's (the one they are implanted into) or would they be dormant appearing at random/able to be accessed by the orginal owner? Would the implant be permenant or only temporary? If you could provived more information on this technology, we would be grateful. This science if promising, we might be willing to help fund.

The applications are endless.

The best metheod found so far of completing this procedure is to upload the memories of the subject to implant in, then once complete you have a complete blank canvas in which to work, the next process is to download the memories of the deceased (obtained via a chip placed in the person pre-mortem) into the subject, an alternate metheod currently in research is to raise a clone of the person and then implant the memories into the blank body, this, when complete, will be a far greater metheod as not only will the person have his memories but also his physical condition, if you are still interested then I'm sure an agreement can be arranged.

(OOC: TG me, we'll sort it out from there and not hijack and spam this thread, also this is PMT so if you're MT you might not be able to use this)

UNOFFICIAL GOVERNMENT REPLY
Not all citizens have computers or the internet as it is against their religion/beliefs, thus the reason for the porn magazines. We feel that this is the best decision for the people of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom.

I-Pod then or a PDA. BTW, having you nations population addicated to porn is not going to turn out well. Why can't they buy or get their own? Do you oppress them that much?

Ok we will drop them by air with our Antonov 225 the selection is Playboy and Penthouse or do you have any special request?

The price is 10,000$

No more than a steam powered aircraft could break the Earth's atmosphere..
Hey, I'm PMT, don't tell me what I can and can't do. :p

we can use criogenic technology to freeze the bodies and then transplant their cerebrum to a clone is that what you want?

The best metheod found so far of completing this procedure is to upload the memories of the subject to implant in, then once complete you have a complete blank canvas in which to work, the next process is to download the memories of the deceased (obtained via a chip placed in the person pre-mortem) into the subject, an alternate metheod currently in research is to raise a clone of the person and then implant the memories into the blank body, this, when complete, will be a far greater metheod as not only will the person have his memories but also his physical condition, if you are still interested then I'm sure an agreement can be arranged.

(OOC: TG me, we'll sort it out from there and not hijack and spam this thread, also this is PMT so if you're MT you might not be able to use this)

OCC: Well I TG you later, as to your question. I'm play almost entirely in MT, but I have created a FT part of my nation. And I've been working my way into a PMT area, as I get set up with my MT nation. So this will just take it a step futher. If, you want to TG me some more information, I read over it and reply to you later. I'm still very much interested, as I stated before the applications are endless. Last question, then I'm off. Would you be willing to see Proucation rights to this technology?

So... what's the price on that plane? *looks innocent*

The plane costs 10,000 each

I require more Vespene gas.

Vespene gas how much?

FreeTownAngola']The plane costs 10,000 each
From:The Confederacy of Free Shepmagans
To:freetownangola

Oh hellz yeah. We'll take ten, the total comes to 100,000$.

We offer you 150 for 20,000$ with a free bonus of 25 Aim9L Sidewinders
and 10 GPS Guided Precision Nuclear Missile and 1,000,000 free 30mm caliber rounds for your aircraft machine gun(it has a laser designator)we alsso offer 50,000 gallons of PremiumJetFuel,and 1M134 Minigun and 1M16 with M203Launcher free with extra mag and 1,000,000 free rounds (since they both use the same ammo) to the buyers,also the product comes with a guarantee of 5 years

We just need a direction to send the order

FreeTownAngola']We just need a direction to send the order
To:[NS]FreeTownAngola
From:Free shepmagans
To our capital city Prinbrow of course.

Wire the money first then the order will go make sure it can pass by the customs without problems

The shipment will go in our Antonov 225 make sure you have many free space because its the biggest plane in the world(bigger than the A-380)

FreeTownAngola']Wire the money first then the order will go make sure it can pass by the customs without problems
To:[NS]FreeTownAngola
From:Free shepmagans

The money has been wired and the runway is clear.

Order sent,together with the order we sent a Ferrari F430 Spyder

Thank you for shopping with us

I'll take 9 million of those beavers, I also want a nuclear warhead that costs a dollar

Do you sell fudge covered human on a stick how much im a cannible.

The Federal Republic of Bonstock would like to order twenty thousand female sex slaves for our President and top officials. They should all be skinny and large breasted, between the ages of 14 and 25, and fairly but not overly stupid. At least half should be Asian, preferably Chinese, Korean, or Japanese, and the rest should be a mix of blondes (NATURAL ONLY) and Middle Eastern or Indian looking girls, with a few Hispanic ones. NO WHITE BRUNETTES, as we have too many of those in our country. We want the order shipped as soon as possible. WE DEMAND THAT ALL THE PRODUCTS BE UNUSED, or we will demand our money back or destroy your country with 11305258721932858217895 n00ks and invade it with 43 billion evil shock troops. We are willing to pay a sum of 200 million dollars.

Signed,

Roberto Sanchez
President of the Federal Republic of Bonstock

PS, and can we have fries with that?

The Federal Republic of Bonstock would like to order twenty thousand female sex slaves for our President and top officials. They should all be skinny and large breasted, between the ages of 14 and 25, and fairly but not overly stupid. At least half should be Asian, preferably Chinese, Korean, or Japanese, and the rest should be a mix of blondes (NATURAL ONLY) and Middle Eastern or Indian looking girls, with a few Hispanic ones. NO WHITE BRUNETTES, as we have too many of those in our country. We want the order shipped as soon as possible. WE DEMAND THAT ALL THE PRODUCTS BE UNUSED, or we will demand our money back or destroy your country with 11305258721932858217895 n00ks and invade it with 43 billion evil shock troops. We are willing to pay a sum of 200 million dollars.

Signed,

Roberto Sanchez
President of the Federal Republic of Bonstock

PS, and can we have fries with that?
((OOC: You win the thread.));)

9,000,000 Yellow Beavers-115,000,000

Nuclear warhead-9,99$(i wouldnt recommend using them because they might explode)

Fudge Covered human-We need more specs like for example from which part of the world is the human from, the type of fudge you want and the quantity

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonstock
The Federal Republic of Bonstock would like to order twenty thousand female sex slaves for our President and top officials. They should all be skinny and large breasted, between the ages of 14 and 25, and fairly but not overly stupid. At least half should be Asian, preferably Chinese, Korean, or Japanese, and the rest should be a mix of blondes (NATURAL ONLY) and Middle Eastern or Indian looking girls, with a few Hispanic ones. NO WHITE BRUNETTES, as we have too many of those in our country. We want the order shipped as soon as possible. WE DEMAND THAT ALL THE PRODUCTS BE UNUSED, or we will demand our money back or destroy your country with 11305258721932858217895 n00ks and invade it with 43 billion evil shock troops. We are willing to pay a sum of 200 million dollars.

Signed,

Roberto Sanchez
President of the Federal Republic of Bonstock

PS, and can we have fries with that?

First you cant invade my country because i will kick your ass if you do even if i have to distribute guns to all the population,second,we will send what we have and then if you are satisfied let us know

So long as all the products are unused (in a sexual way, mind you) and meet our specifications (i.e. skinny and large-breasted, fairly but not overly stupid), we will be satisfied. And remember our fries too.

Actually, while I'm at it, I'd like thirty Slyders, five large fries and four cherry cokes. And my friend would like the same except make his diet cokes.