NationStates Jolt Archive

After the recent conflict in Kubra has ended, the Reich has strayed it's attention to more important matters. The population has been heavily divided between Pepsi and Coca-cola for decades now, and an official national soft drink has been unable to be announced. How ever, after an emergency meeting, the Reich Interior Ministry has been able to decide.

The decision was no surprise to many. The delicious Lime Coca-Cola has been a favorite among billions in the Reich for a year now, including several top government officials, plus it has an excellent jingle to go along with the commercials. This decision has resulted in moderate rioting from Pepsi enthusiasts, but local police and Military forces are moving to silence these.

All will prosper under the reign of Lime Coca-Cola.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Curious of this new announcement and what this Lime Coca-Cola was, Halgolth tried it.
"Ugh!"

Official response from the Tekken'arret Mercenary Company:
"You people are freaking crazy if you drink that stuff."

The government of ARLNI unanimously decides to ask: Why are you so cruel to your people?

Preparations are being made to invade for this breach of human rights.

"Idiots!" screamed the Leader, "Fanta is the drink of Fascists!" as he threw books around his office at senior officials, both civillian and military.

OOC: Fanta was Coca-Cola's way of making money from the Nazis, cool fact eh?

Curious of this new announcement and what this Lime Coca-Cola was, Halgolth tried it.
"Ugh!"

Official response from the Tekken'arret Mercenary Company:
"You people are freaking crazy if you drink that stuff."

You're the crazy ones for not liking this drink. It is, simply put, awesome.

The government of ARLNI unanimously decides to ask: Why are you so cruel to your people?

Preparations are being made to invade for this breach of human rights.

We simply prefer obedience over anarchy. And in regards to your threats of invasion, we invite you to try.

"Idiots!" screamed the Leader, "Fanta is the drink of Fascists!" as he threw books around his office at senior officials, both civilian and military.

While we find Fanta to be a tasty drink in it's own right, we find the "Fanta girls", in the commercials to be not only ugly, but annoying as hell. And the song is irritating as well.

You're the crazy ones for not liking this drink. It is, simply put, awesome.

"Oh, well, I say that about all Sodas. In my 300 years of life, I've never tastes Sodas. They all taste aweful. SO maybe I shouldn't say anything. Nevermind."

While we find Fanta to be a tasty drink in it's own right, we find the "Fanta girls", in the commercials to not only ugly, but annoying as hell. And the song is irritating as well.
"Amen, Human!"

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Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria
"For a brighter tomorrow."

I hope that you have invested considerably into your dental programs, lest we be seeing pictures of black-toothed Tocrowkians over the next few years!

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Matriarch Zelella Rocca
Leader of the Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria

Government Communique
You put the lime in the coke, you nut :upyours:

Well at least you didn't choose any dogshi- er, pepsi product.

[OOC: Lime coke ftw]

The State Department Briefing Room, The Capitol Distrixt, Allemande“Well, we did always know that the Reich was crazy,” quipped Secretary of State Edith Mayenne. “How on Earth do you make a spritzer with Lime Coke?”

When the laughter among the members of the Capitol press corps died down, Mayenne continued. “Besides, what kind of respect can a nation expect when it declares its national soft drink to be a virgin cubalibré?”

The Theocracy of Tassokarypidism is inviting Tocrowkia to taste the new ToT Lime-Cola. 39% less sugar, 93% more pleasure