NationStates Jolt Archive

Day 01
This morning at 1053 AM a press conference in port Santiago Umitania unveiled its nuclear missiles program. the country states that "we must refine our methods of defence, if it comes to [offence] we will not be swayed. Our patriotism is motivated by our armed forces, and this is a time to strengthen our nation"

Umitanias government has announced that it has manufactured 7 new concept ICBM models that are to be used for testing, and around 15 of their ICR-Plasma 2X models, which are mounted on the country's satellites. These inter-continental missiles have enough range to attack any nation, because of the satellites capability of being moved around in its orbit.

Umitania has spent an estimated $7 billion on this project, and president Donithan has approved a bill to manufacture even more.
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Day 02
Because of recent events, the countries of Wolfensland and Umitania have began to show hostile communications with each other. A high level nuclear threat has been issued by the Natzar Union.
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Day 03a
Approx. 0200 hours this morning, Umitania detonated its first ICR-Plasma 3X-1 model. the model was meant to detonated on wolfensland, but President Donithan had other plans.....

Day 03b
at approx 1600 hours today, Umitania began a large-scale contruction project worth $486 million , to build a plant and uranium mining project to construct more nuclear missiles, model ICR 3X-1.3. The missiles will go into service in 32 days, after undergoing tests to meet the Natzar Unions safety requirements.
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Day04
Today Umitanians everywhere celebrated patrotism after the destruction of the capitol city of Morvonia. currently Natzar Union officials are awaiting response from Morvonian officials. Although the hope they werent killed in the blast.
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Nuclear Threat code:
http://www.geocities.com/tyrandan2/warnings/orange.JPG
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Feel free to post everyone, this is the first in a long series of events to unfold that will eventually lead to.... its a surpise.

Umitania has spent an estimated $33 billion on this project, and president Donithan has approved a bill to manufacture even more.
((OOC: You do realize that that's practically your entire defence budget right? What are you paying your staff with? $837,673,901 doesn't leave alot to pay for your infrastructure, much less an army, navy, or airforce.))

i realize that, my friend. but it IS enough to pay for an army when my pop is only 26 mil XP

but okay, ill change it. btw what calculator do you use?

((OOC: I use NS economy myself. http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Umitania if you like, I suppose my PMT nation could be channeling funds toward you. I have 345 billion "Free" budget that I haven't dug into yet. But you'd have to provide us with designs and that "Might" go against the UN's non-proliferation treaty.))

OOC: Umitania, are you MT (Modern Tech)?

URGENT TRANSMISSION
PRIORITY 1

From: Aubrey Erdheim, Minister of Foreign Relations
To: The Government of Umitania

Greetings,

I’m sending this message on behalf of the entire Wolfenslandi government. Due to the seriousness of this communiqué, I’m urged to skip the formalities.

We have recently been informed that your government has begun development of space-borne nuclear weapons. We urge you to cancel this program immediately. As everyone knows, mounting nuclear warheads on satellites is not a good idea, since, after some time, the satellite orbit begins to decay, and eventually the satellite will fall, probably detonating the warheads and causing massive casualties and spreading radiation for hundredths of kilometers.

Consider yourself warned.

Respectfully,
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/7844/aerdheimtj7.jpg
Aubrey Erdheim
Ministry of Foreign Relations
Bundesrepublik Wolfensland

ha! ill go to war with you before i give up my program! the safety of my people is my top priority. plus the missiles are equipped with radioactive decay modulators, which decay the waste as soon as any orbital threat is forseen. but if you want to start a war, i have two missile command bases that are quite trigger happy.

From: Ada Wolfstein, Chancellor of The Federative Republic of Wolfensland
To: The Government of Umitania

Greetings,

The Federative Republic of Wolfensland does not wish to go to war against your nation, as we believe that war is never a solution, but instead an aggravation. However your hostile reaction towards our peaceful appeal has caused deep concerns amongst our entire nation. We understand the fact that you are concerned with the safety of your citizens, and that is exactly why we ask you to cancel this program. While ICBMs are still a threat to world peace, an armed satellite is a much bigger threat, not only because of the increased range, but because a lot more things can go wrong with a satellite and cause the accidental launch of its missiles. Please, understand, we do not intend to go to war, but your missile program is causing great concern in and outside the government, and, as you probably understand, i also must guarantee the safety of my population, no matter the costs.

Respectfully,
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5917/awolfsteinqd7.png
Ada Wolfstein
Chancellor
Bundesrepublik Wolfensland

From: Ada Wolfstein, Chancellor of The Federative Republic of Wolfensland
To: The Government of Umitania

Greetings,

The Federative Republic of Wolfensland does not wish to go to war against your nation, as we believe that war is never a solution, but instead an aggravation. However your hostile reaction towards our peaceful appeal has caused deep concerns amongst our entire nation. We understand the fact that you are concerned with the safety of your citizens, and that is exactly why we ask you to cancel this program. While ICBMs are still a threat to world peace, an armed satellite is a much bigger threat, not only because of the increased range, but because a lot more things can go wrong with a satellite and cause the accidental launch of its missiles. Please, understand, we do not intend to go to war, but your missile program is causing great concern in and outside the government, and, as you probably understand, i also must guarantee the safety of my population, no matter the costs.

Respectfully,
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5917/awolfsteinqd7.png
Ada Wolfstein
Chancellor
Bundesrepublik Wolfensland


ah! war is an aggrevation, and you are aggrevating me. as we speak, my missile command bases have positioned my three (ha!) stations above your capital city, your largest populated city, and a location that is currently classified. in one of our classified locations, we are currently preparing long range missile attacks. now, its up to you wether or not my missiles get launched. the specs are:

15 mile detonation range
250 launch range from satellite
U-258 atomic reactors

to break it down, your citizens could see this tomorrow morning:
http://www.windows.ucar.edu/cool_stuff/h-bomb_blast.jpg

Backchannel communications

Very well, we shall back off and let you do whatever you want. But be aware that any unprovoked strikes against Wolfenslandi soil, especially of nuclear nature will not go unpunished.

Anonymous Wolfenslandi Government Official

(OOC: Ok, you've scared the living sh*t out of me now, ^~. Go ahead and do whatever you were planning, but please don't glass me. =D)

actually, i was thinking of something else.......
you see, the citizens of my nation can easily trace there ancestry back to the nation of Umit. unfortunatly, my friends wanted to use my email address for their nations, and we got expelled from the UN.

so now, i wish to rebirth the mighty power of Umit, in the form of Umitania. but first, certain political circumstances need to be underway.....

so i ask you, a friendly alliance? or a nuclear war?

OOC: Wolfensland, seriously, you can take this guy. Look at your respective join dates. Hell, isn't there generally some rule of thumb that says month old nations can't have nukes?

ooc: Last time I knew there was, Aeson..A nuclear program is just too expensive for such a small nation to fund..(one reason why I never do, I keep finding more cost effective, and less noobish, ways to spend my defense budget)

let me say something. i joined NS two years ago, under Umit. by now, my Umits population would be around twice wolfenslands. and, seeing Umit is my..... puppet, orginally main, i would easily crush THEm. so think before you speak.

let me say something. i joined NS two years ago, under Umit. by now, my Umits population would be around twice wolfenslands. and, seeing Umit is my..... puppet, orginally main, i would easily crush THEm. so think before you speak.

OOC: And I call puppet wank.

well, seeing how Umit is ACTUALLY my main, it would be conclusive that i have no puppet.

ooc: then what would you call this nation? Your mirror image?

hmmm.... actually, like a Mini-me version of umit.:upyours:

ooc: now why was that smiley called for? It is not as if I have been anything other than polite with you so far..but if you really want to go down that road..

((sorry about the upyours, randomness is funny))

ok btw wolfensland, i urge you to discuss peace agreements, or else. im keeping at least one of my birdies over your nation, until you respond with an agreement to a mutual protection pact and peace agreements.

respond or else, that is your only warning.

also, anyone who cares there is an opening for the natzar union, which controls all nuclear activity in my region

ooc: bump

OOC: I'd like to point out, you cannot use your 'main' in a conflict involving this nation without it being puppet-wanking. That's all. Thank you.

actually, i can. because it is my main. i just cant use THIS one, is all. if i want to use my main, i have to stop using this one in that conflict. so ha.

ooc:bumpidy

actually, i can. because it is my main. i just cant use THIS one, is all. if i want to use my main, i have to stop using this one in that conflict. so ha.

OOC: Not if he gets into a conflict with this one. That'd be essentially the same as me creating a puppet nation, goading someone into going to war with me, and then switching over to my main nation to beat on them.

incorrect. you see, im trying to resurrect my main. as soon as it gets resurrected, im switching no matter what the circumstances are. hopefully the war wont start until i get it back.

incorrect. you see, im trying to resurrect my main. as soon as it gets resurrected, im switching no matter what the circumstances are. hopefully the war wont start until i get it back.

OOC: And if you switch nations mid-battle, he will be perfectly within his rights to IGNORE you.

To: International agressor nation
From: The Office of the United Democratic Republic of Morvonia


Disarm these weapons or we shall disarm them for you.

OOC: And if you switch nations mid-battle, he will be perfectly within his rights to IGNORE you.

and i respect and acknowlage that right. he has his views, and i have mine. like i said, i hope its not in mid battle and that its before the war.

To: International agressor nation
From: The Office of the United Democratic Republic of Morvonia


Disarm these weapons or we shall disarm them for you.

is that a threat? for national secruity, i am positioning one of my sat's above your capitol city, just to be safe.

is that a threat? for national secruity, i am positioning one of my sat's above your capitol city, just to be safe.


Is that supossed to scare me? My nation has delt with your type before, we have the tech to simply blow you satalite up if we wanted to....your missles to can be shot out of the sky by our anti-balistic platformes, our Nuclear stockpile is enough to blow your nation up several times....your petty threats do not match the hell we can deliever to your nation in a day.


If these missle satalites are not moved away soon, action will be taken by the morvonian people, if they are deactivated....action will be taken.


PM Alexandros C. Tselis

Throughout all of morvonia, Military forces were put on high alert, missile bateries were put on high alert. defences were put on high alert. the nation was ready.

my friend, you do not sway me. for when Umit is at its former glory, (which has an even larger stockpile of missiles, approx. 513 t6hanks to a war it was in) nothing else will matter. you will be reduced to a crater, and i will set it all right. so heed my warnings, you and everyone else, because its the only one you'll ever get.

OOC:http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Umit that is what i should be afraid of lol....it does not even have the money to support that many nukes...unless they are models. LMAO!!!!


IC: we must ask you one more time....move the satalite or you shall feel our vengence.

OOC: Whatever, I just decided to back off because as of now i don't really have a nuclear program. But my first nuke/anti-nuke units are on the way, and then i will probably change my stance, but for now, i'll just stay on defensive and let him have some fun. =]

Secret IC:
Backchannel Communications
To: Government of Umitania
Peace is never too much, however, before we can give you an official response, we would like to know your terms, maybe we can work something out.

Anonymous Wolfenslandi Official

lol your calc has to be screwed up.... umit is two years old.
probably longer than you have been on.:p

lol your calc has to be screwed up.... umit is two years old.
probably longer than you have been on.:p

*cough* THAT NATION ISN'T UMIT! UMIT'S SIZE IS IRRELEVANT AS IT IS NOT THE NATION IN QUESTION!

OOC: Whatever, I just decided to back off because as of now i don't really have a nuclear program. But my first nuke/anti-nuke units are on the way, and then i will probably change my stance, but for now, i'll just stay on defensive and let him have some fun. =]

Secret IC:
Backchannel Communications
To: Government of Umitania
Peace is never too much, however, before we can give you an official response, we would like to know your terms, maybe we can work something out.

Anonymous Wolfenslandi Official


ok. here is our terms:
mutual protection pact
peace
and i will share my nukes to help you out until you get more.

so i ask you- so you agree?

OOC: if the nation was erased from nation states and you are trying to get back....the nations states freeze until it is reactivated....so two years or not those are your stats....and if you could read you would see i am a july 05 nation so yes it is older...more powerful no.

*cough* THAT NATION ISN'T UMIT! UMIT'S SIZE IS IRRELEVANT AS IT IS NOT THE NATION IN QUESTION!

*cough* oh, and Wolfensland is part of the GASN, which would, I'm sorry, wipe the floor with you, probably even if you switched back to Umit and weren't ignored.

OOC:http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Umit that is what i should be afraid of lol....it does not even have the money to support that many nukes...unless they are models. LMAO!!!!


IC: we must ask you one more time....move the satalite or you shall feel our vengence.
HA! WATS HIS NAME IS RIGHT!!!!! thats not umit!!!!!! because umit is inactivE!!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!!! your attempts are futile. therefore, im moving my third satellite to your most populated city.:upyours:

*cough* oh, and Wolfensland is part of the GASN, which would, I'm sorry, wipe the floor with you, probably even if you switched back to Umit and weren't ignored.
*cough*um, umit and umitania is apart of NZU, which, *couch* would wipe the floor with you then put a crater in the floor, and go jackie chan on yo a*s*cough*

HA! WATS HIS NAME IS RIGHT!!!!! thats not umit!!!!!! because umit is inactivE!!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!!! your attempts are futile. therefore, im moving my third satellite to your most populated city.:upyours:

OOC: Dude. Your current nation's defense budget is B$29,007,889,319.81

Half that since your currency is weak and you get $14,503,944,659.91 US.

OOC: Dude. Your current nation's defense budget is B$29,007,889,319.81

Half that since your currency is weak and you get $14,503,944,659.91 US.
your not using economics. the calculations in the program arent adapted for realistic proportions, just mostly guesses.

pwned.

OOC: if the nation was erased from nation states and you are trying to get back....the nations states freeze until it is reactivated....so two years or not those are your stats....and if you could read you would see i am a july 05 nation so yes it is older...more powerful no.
well then, i will destroy you. war is an aggrevation. and you are aggrevating me.

your not using economics. the calculations in the program arent adapted for realistic proportions, just mostly guesses.

pwned.
wrong. It is a program accepted by all members on this site..At least the more sensible of us..
*warning: ignore cannon charging*

"that is what he wants then." the prime minister said to the war cabinate "then it what he shall recive."


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Elsegrad missle base.

Red lights and sirens turned on as codes were giving out to bases across the nation, Elsegrad base however was a special base, housing 120 Mark II "comet" anti-satalite missles. Morvonian satatliets gave the location of the enemy satalites, that and the enemy gave clue to the location of the satalites in his messages.

"Open tubes 1-12 and lock 4 misslies per satalite."

The chef weapons officer punched in several codes to the missles computers for there targets.

"ready"

"5....4....3....2....1....fire."

the missles took of one after another at increadable speeds heading for the enemy platformes.
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Nuke bases all over activated aswell....locked on to targets all over Umitania and fired,a total of 80 missles ranging from 2 to 20 megatons, were on there way to the enemy.

in the waters around the nation anti-balistic ships waited guarding the nation from possible strikes, with many ships from various fleets.


To the international community;

it saddens me to say for the first time in my nation history...we are the ones to fire the first shot. By threating my nation with arms of mass destruction i had no other choice but to act. And so today a official decleration of war was signed in a meeting of the joint chefs of staff and myself.

Nation like mine have for many years added in the security of younger nations and trouble spots of the world, These threats givin from Umitania are unacceptable and require me to use the preemptive action inorder to protect not only my nations...but the embassies of other nation and there people.

We must hold fast against states that with harm upon the world, i would like a moment of scilence after this broadcast for the men of our nation in the military who have a amazing task ahead of them.

good night and good luck

PM Alexandros C. Tselis.

well then you are mislead! if you were all as smart as you claim, you would realize the economics arent proportionate to the xml feed! so ha! pwned again.

OOC: Umi, you're pushing. Carbandia is right, it's universally accepted. Oh, BTW, can you provide me with information regarding your governant's family, please?

OOC: Dude. Your current nation's defense budget is B$29,007,889,319.81

Half that since your currency is weak and you get $14,503,944,659.91 US.
((OOC:So you do need to convert it? Because my NS economy USD value and NStracker ¥ value are the same...))

"that is what he wants then." the prime minister said to the war cabinate "then it what he shall recive."


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Elsegrad missle base.

Red lights and sirens turned on as codes were giving out to bases across the nation, Elsegrad base however was a special base, housing 120 Mark II "comet" anti-satalite missles. Morvonian satatliets gave the location of the enemy satalites, that and the enemy gave clue to the location of the satalites in his messages.

"Open tubes 1-12 and lock 4 misslies per satalite."

The chef weapons officer punched in several codes to the missles computers for there targets.

"ready"

"5....4....3....2....1....fire."

the missles took of one after another at increadable speeds heading for the enemy platformes.
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Nuke bases all over activated aswell....locked on to targets all over Umitania and fired,a total of 80 missles ranging from 2 to 20 megatons, were on there way to the enemy.

in the waters around the nation anti-balistic ships waited guarding the nation from possible strikes, with many ships from various fleets.


daniel looked at the screens

"its time to unleash the new model. open the beams. i want every patrol in 50m range of shores. prepare for breakdown of nuclei. order evac into curfew areas."

then he smiled

hes going in blind. he wont know what hit him.

OOC: Umi, you're pushing. Carbandia is right, it's universally accepted. Oh, BTW, can you provide me with information regarding your governant's family, please?
my governments family? do you accept or not?

OOC: I'm thinking about it. I better wait 'til the end of the missile exchange. But by now i'd like some info on the families of your tier one personnel, yah know, i'm just curious. =]

OOC: please IC the effects of the strikes.

daniel looked at the screens

"its time to unleash the new model. open the beams. i want every patrol in 50m range of shores. prepare for breakdown of nuclei. order evac into curfew areas."

then he smiled

hes going in blind. he wont know what hit him.
over the midnight sky, a bright purple flash followed by a white streak appeared. Umitanias apocolypse particle accelerator uun had arrived. a single particle collided with the countries capitol, sending off a chain reaction of discharged electromagneticly charged particles that decimated the entire city and the surrounding areas.

meanwhile, the same happened in the sky. the missiles never reached the satellites. they were a bunch of electronless plasmatic state particles withing a few moments.


"i told you they were blind. position the other two near the top two populated cities. were giving them 4 mins to respond."

OOC:I tought you were MT. o_o

OOC: I'm thinking about it. I better wait 'til the end of the missile exchange. But by now i'd like some info on the families of your tier one personnel, yah know, i'm just curious. =]
im... sorry. but thats classified information ^~

OOC:I tought you were MT. o_o
actually, if you know physics, you would know that it IS modern tech. :P

over the midnight sky, a bright purple flash followed by a white streak appeared. Umitanias apocolypse particle accelerator uun had arrived. a single particle collided with the countries capitol, sending off a chain reaction of discharged electromagneticly charged particles that decimated the entire city and the surrounding areas.

meanwhile, the same happened in the sky. the missiles never reached the satellites. they were a bunch of electronless plasmatic state particles withing a few moments.


"i told you they were blind. position the other two near the top two populated cities. were giving them 4 mins to respond."


wow *ignore cannon fires* rp properly or the war is off. your nation has not the money nor the age to start that type of program.

OOC: Yeah, my bad. China has a bunch of those apocalypse particle accelerators capable of destroying cities and such, and so do the U.S., U.K., damn, even the Colombians have 'em.

wow *ignore cannon fires* rp properly or the war is off. your nation has not the money nor the age to start that type of program.

WRONG! learn physics and accept defeat.

I COULD BUILD A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR AT MY HOUSE!!!!!! UNDER 100$!!!!!!!!!! IT ONLY TAKES A LASER POINTER, 5 FEET OF MAGNETS, ANS IRON FILINGS. ACCEPT DEFEAT OR ELSE.

WRONG! learn physics and accept defeat.

I COULD BUILD A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR AT MY HOUSE!!!!!! UNDER 100$!!!!!!!!!! IT ONLY TAKES A LASER POINTER, 5 FEET OF MAGNETS, ANS IRON FILINGS. ACCEPT DEFEAT OR ELSE.



fine build me one that can destroy a city! not as simple....and yes you could but one.....but if you knew anything, one that size whould not do shit.

OOC: Of course you could, and you probably could also use it to launch a surprise terrorist attack in London from Mexico City. =X

Donithan stared at the clock

"4 minutes is up. fire the missiles"

"yes, sir"

Two satellites fired four ICR-Plasma 2X-1 models, decimating a large portion of the two cities.
http://www.windows.ucar.edu/cool_stuff/h-bomb_blast.jpg

OOC: Of course you could, and you probably could also use it to launch a surprise terrorist attack in London from Mexico City. =X
actually, i described a small scale particle accelerator. you guys think too small. why do you think the UN has laws against such things? because theyre so easy to build. DER DER-DERRRR!

OOC: Whatever, i have the gods by my side, wanna see?

IC:
Suddenly small meteors roughly the size of computer monitors start pouring into Umitania, as the world watches surprised. As if it wasn't enough, the meteorites happen to hit all the umitanian nuclear missiles and sattelites in orbit. What a sad day to Umitania.

ooc: ok..now you asked for it..

ic:
International airspace, 1500km off Umitanian terretory
On any radars the slow moving plane would appear to be no more than any other air liner, but a closer examination would have revealed a completely black painted Tu 160 Blackjack bomber, it was just flying with a civil iff.
It's bomb bay slowly swung open and a single AS-15 Kent cruise missle dropped, it's warhead was the single most powerfull weapon in the world, the dreaded i.g.n.o.r.e. warhead, and it was heading straight for the Umitarian capital, and they had no way to know that it was even on its way, let alone to stop it.
Within a hour the missle reached it's destination, and, as far as the People's republic is concerned, Umitania ceased to exist.

ooc again: first of all the Kent has that range, easily. In fact she has double that range. secondly..enjoy your ignore, courtesy of the C.A.F (Carbandian Air Force)

OOC: Seriously umi, puppet wanking i can handle, but now you're pushing. If they were so easily built Al-Qaeda would have used one instead of those pesky expensive planes, huh? Anyway, enjoy the meteorites. A courtesy from Odin.

OOC: Whatever, i have the gods by my side, wanna see?

IC:
Suddenly small meteors roughly the size of computer monitors start pouring into Umitania, as the world watches surprised. As if it wasn't enough, the meteorites happen to hit all the umitanian nuclear missiles and sattelites in orbit. What a sad day to Umitania.
wow. i thought you were above godmodding.

and actually, that size meteorites would be no bigger than a grain of sand, if that by the time they make it throught the atmosphere. what a noob.

That's their size after crossing the atmosphere, honey. =]
They were much bigger before.

OOC: Seriously umi, puppet wanking i can handle, but now you're pushing. If they were so easily built Al-Qaeda would have used one instead of those pesky expensive planes, huh? Anyway, enjoy the meteorites. A courtesy from Odin.
well, your wrong. they ccant build the one in such large scale because it costs 2 BILLION DOLLARS!

think before you type. a homemade one cant destroy a city. it could only destroy a few particles.

That's their size after crossing the atmosphere, honey. =]
They were much bigger before.

its still godmodding. and are you a girl or boy? cuz if your a boy and you call me honey.... thats just wrong.

OOC: i ignore your attack on me Umitania your noobishness knows no bounds in my eyes.

ooc: ok..now you asked for it..

ic:
International airspace, 1500km off Umitanian terretory
On any radars the slow moving plane would appear to be no more than any other air liner, but a closer examination would have revealed a completely black painted Tu 160 Blackjack bomber, it was just flying with a civil iff.
It's bomb bay slowly swung open and a single AS-15 Kent cruise missle dropped, it's warhead was the single most powerfull weapon in the world, the dreaded i.g.n.o.r.e. warhead, and it was heading straight for the Umitarian capital, and they had no way to know that it was even on its way, let alone to stop it.
Within a hour the missle reached it's destination, and, as far as the People's republic is concerned, Umitania ceased to exist.

ooc again: first of all the Kent has that range, easily. In fact she has double that range. secondly..enjoy your ignore, courtesy of the C.A.F (Carbandian Air Force)


wow. i cant beleive you guys cant take being wrong. if you dont beleive me, look it up and study two years of physics so you can understand it. i cant beleive you guys swoop to such low heights.

OOC: i ignore your attack on me Umitania your noobishness knows no bounds in my eyes.


what? your the noob cuz you cant take losing. like i said, if you dont beleive me look it up. i cant beleive your such an incredible noob.
tsk tsk

what? your the noob cuz you cant take losing. like i said, if you dont beleive me look it up. i cant beleive your such an incredible noob.
tsk tsk


no not for that reason at all...the fact that you do not adhear to the rules of Rp in ns, the fact that you did not do my nuke attack, the fact that you ignore NS tracker, and the fact you ignore wolfs attack...those reasons alone make you the noob.

and your rp skills are laughable....the apcolaypse accelerators just arrived...inother words in 5 seconds flat you assmebled them or somthing?

and are you a girl or boy? cuz if your a boy and you call me honey.... thats just wrong.

HAHA! That's classified info, sorry.

And c'mon, who started the godmodding thing? For the gods's sake, do you really believe this stuff you say? I mean, do you really think a particle accelerator would have the range to destroy a city gods-knows-how-far-away from you? I am no physicist, i confess, but, gee, it's kinda hard to believe this, ya know. Sorry.

HAHA! That's classified info, sorry.

And c'mon, who started the godmodding thing? For the gods's sake, do you really believe this stuff you say? I mean, do you really think a particle accelerator would have the range to destroy a city gods-knows-how-far-away from you? I am no physicist, i confess, but, gee, it's kinda hard to believe this, ya know. Sorry.


ya the plant is the size of jupiter for petes sake. the partical fired would be too heavy to make it.

ya the plant is the size of jupiter for petes sake. the partical fired would be too heavy to make it.
((OOC: I wish to buy clippings of this giant plant. ;)))

((OOC: I wish to buy clippings of this giant plant. ;)))

i am afraid i dont know what you mean :(

This thread is really amusing. I've found myself compulsively clicking the refresh button, hoping to see a new reply. =D

This thread is really amusing. I've found myself compulsively clicking the refresh button, hoping to see a new reply. =D


he left lol right i posted why he was a noob. lol

i am afraid i dont know what you mean :(
((OOC: You misspelled planet as plant. Thusly you mentioned a plant the size of Jupiter.))

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

he left lol right i posted why he was a noob. lol
Probably took offense to the insinuation..Anyways, I'm taking my leave of this thread. I might keep a eye on it, or I might not, but I'm not posting in it again. Catch y'all again later when we are not facing a noob.

Congrats for your 1,001th post, Morvy. =]
Back into the subject, i better start designing my anti-ICBMs now so i can avoid this sort of conflicts again.

thanks for the congrates.....if you want some moble anit-icbms i can offer you some for a embassy exchange

That would be good, morvt. =]
Oh, and i mispelled (sp?) 1,001st. >.<
Damn grammar.

so i will put you on my list of allies and i will send you 60 300PMU2 anti-air systems (http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4626/300pmu2launchsystemva4.jpg) and the permission to build them yourself.

The current S-300PMU-2 Favorit (Russian C-300ПМУ-2 "Фаворит" - favourite, DoD designation SA-20B), introduced in 1997, is an upgrade to the S-300PMU-1 with range extended once again to 195 km (121 mi) with the introduction of the 48N6E2 missile. This system is apparently capable against not just short range ballistic missiles, but now also medium range tactical BMs, ICBM and aircraft aswell . This version consists of the following vehicles:

Command and control system: 83M6E2, consisting of

Command post: 54K6E2 Command Post (CP);

Surveillance/detection radar: 64N6E2

Fire control/illumination and guidance radar: 30N6E2

TEL: Up to 12 5P85SE2 (5P85CE2) and/or 5P85TE2 launchers
All altitude detection radar: 96L6E

Low altitude detection radar: 76N6

High altitude detection radar: 77N6

Satalite uplink atmosphere detection radar. 9M90

Tow vehicle: 40V6M (intended for lifting of the antenna post,)

Ok, visit my embassy exchange thread. And don't worry about the rules, i'll make some exceptions for you. =]

mods you can close this if you would like.

HAHA! That's classified info, sorry.

And c'mon, who started the godmodding thing? For the gods's sake, do you really believe this stuff you say? I mean, do you really think a particle accelerator would have the range to destroy a city gods-knows-how-far-away from you? I am no physicist, i confess, but, gee, it's kinda hard to believe this, ya know. Sorry.
well, id be happy to explain it. to all of you. just telegram me and ill show you the equations and stuff.

he left lol right i posted why he was a noob. lol
:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

i left because i just found out THAT MY DAD HAS CANCER!!!!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE THIS????????

IM BOMBING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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colonel james stood at the doorway

"sir, is there anything i can do?"

"acually, yes. theyre dumb enough not to surrender . so lets teach them a lesson."
"launch the nukes on their four next most populated cities. they HAVE to give in to that."

"yes, sir"

And colonel james flipped open the switch, that housed a keyhole and a button. Quickly searching through his keyring, he inserted a geen-tagged key, turned the lock, and pressed the button.

OOC: look man i am sorry about your dad...but i still wont rp with you.

OOC: look man i am sorry about your dad...but i still wont rp with you.
hey man, im sorry i got angry and crap. its just alot of stuff has happened today, but i didnt need to take it out on yall. but seriously, if you wanna know how molecular disruption works and particle accelerators, feel free to message me.

hey man, im sorry i got angry and crap. its just alot of stuff has happened today, but i didnt need to take it out on yall. but seriously, if you wanna know how molecular disruption works and particle accelerators, feel free to message me.


alright...will just put this shit behind us...and thank you about being up front about it, shows me you got a good head on you.

SECRET IC:
George looked at the latest news on his Satelite TV when he came across something on Shazbotdom International News Network (a new division of Shazbotdom News Network) which stated that a nation called Umitania. What the hell's going on with the world now, he thought to himself. He then typed up a quick message to the leadership of the small nation.

GLOBAL IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL MESSAGE***
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/Flags/shazbotdomflag.jpg
TO: Leadership of the Nation of Umitania
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor

We are saddened to see that you are taking aggressive actions against a nation, of whom we are allied against, that has said that they peacefully ask for you to desist with your nuclear program. Now we, the people and Government of the Dark Empire, has to ask you to stand down with your threats. We do not wish for this to become a full scale nuclear war because we know that no good will come from this type of war.

This is the only time the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom will ask this, Desist with your threats against Wolfensland or face threats of the same, if not higher, caliber from the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom.

And so you don't think about or try to nuke us, we are currently protected by a rather complex and technologically supperior Missile Defence Shield from an alliance that we are currently a part of.

SECRET IC:
George looked at the latest news on his Satelite TV when he came across something on Shazbotdom International News Network (a new division of Shazbotdom News Network) which stated that a nation called Umitania. What the hell's going on with the world now, he thought to himself. He then typed up a quick message to the leadership of the small nation.

GLOBAL IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL MESSAGE***
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/Flags/shazbotdomflag.jpg
TO: Leadership of the Nation of Umitania
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor

We are saddened to see that you are taking aggressive actions against a nation, of whom we are allied against, that has said that they peacefully ask for you to desist with your nuclear program. Now we, the people and Government of the Dark Empire, has to ask you to stand down with your threats. We do not wish for this to become a full scale nuclear war because we know that no good will come from this type of war.

This is the only time the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom will ask this, Desist with your threats against Wolfensland or face threats of the same, if not higher, caliber from the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom.

And so you don't think about or try to nuke us, we are currently protected by a rather complex and technologically supperior Missile Defence Shield from an alliance that we are currently a part of.


OOC: its done dude. just let it die.

SECRET IC:
George looked at the latest news on his Satelite TV when he came across something on Shazbotdom International News Network (a new division of Shazbotdom News Network) which stated that a nation called Umitania. What the hell's going on with the world now, he thought to himself. He then typed up a quick message to the leadership of the small nation.

GLOBAL IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL MESSAGE***
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/Flags/shazbotdomflag.jpg
TO: Leadership of the Nation of Umitania
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor

We are saddened to see that you are taking aggressive actions against a nation, of whom we are allied against, that has said that they peacefully ask for you to desist with your nuclear program. Now we, the people and Government of the Dark Empire, has to ask you to stand down with your threats. We do not wish for this to become a full scale nuclear war because we know that no good will come from this type of war.

This is the only time the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom will ask this, Desist with your threats against Wolfensland or face threats of the same, if not higher, caliber from the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom.

And so you don't think about or try to nuke us, we are currently protected by a rather complex and technologically supperior Missile Defence Shield from an alliance that we are currently a part of.



hmmmm..... you and what army?
hey everyone, i misspelled umvitz as umit. but... im back! and now that i can afford to go to war against you smaller nations, i think ill take a little revenge against all the things you said.....

alright...will just put this shit behind us...and thank you about being up front about it, shows me you got a good head on you.


thanks.

hmmmm..... you and what army?
hey everyone, i misspelled umvitz as umit. but... im back! and now that i can afford to go to war against you smaller nations, i think ill take a little revenge against all the things you said.....
((OOC: Dude... even I'M bigger then you. :p))

OOC: HAHA! My military budget is more than twice as big as yours! And that's not including the budgets of my colonies, which are sent to Wolfensland.
BTW, sorry 'bout your dad. Hope everything gets alright.

OOC: HAHA! My military budget is more than twice as big as yours! And that's not including the budgets of my colonies, which are sent to Wolfensland.
BTW, sorry 'bout your dad. Hope everything gets alright.

hmmm... true, but your think tanks dont know much about the modern possibilities of nuclear physics. therefore, i can build better weapons for a lower price. btw, have you decided about the offer? and thanks. i hope it does too.

((OOC: Dude... even I'M bigger then you. :p))

not by much, and pls i have a larger free budget, like 4 times the size of yours. plus i joined a really long time ago (like a year) and i have 507 nukes cause of that, and 4 sats that have 10 of those nukes each. wat you got?

hmmmm..... you and what army?
hey everyone, i misspelled umvitz as umit. but... im back! and now that i can afford to go to war against you smaller nations, i think ill take a little revenge against all the things you said.....

***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL MESSAGE***
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/Flags/shazbotdomflag.jpg
TO: Leadership of the Nation of Umvitz
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor

You mean me and my 95,184,650 man military where your Defence Budget is only 3% the total of my defence budget? I suggest you stop with your petty threats, they arn't helping your case.

Firstly he wouldn't stand alone..And secondly I do have more i.g.n.o.r.e. tipped Kent's in case someone doesn't get his rp act together..(no, not a threat..a simple statement of fact)

not by much, and pls i have a larger free budget, like 4 times the size of yours. plus i joined a really long time ago (like a year) and i have 507 nukes cause of that, and 4 sats that have 10 of those nukes each. wat you got?
((OOC: Nukes create political backlash, and in a pinch I can always play the "I'm democratic and this massive empire is hurting me! HELP!" Card.))