NationStates Jolt Archive

'"We must end Scientology, it is nothing but a scam and a cult. L Ron Hubbard was nothing more than a liar.''

''Scientology? I would rather be a Neo-Nazi than a Scientologist.''

Two words from citizens.

In this nation, Scientology is hated. Some people hate it as much as Nazis hated their ''enemies''. Scientology is illegal, and it is apparently legal (without authority) to kill a Scientologist. Scientologists are sent to labour camps and shot.

The nation's leaders endorse Anti-Scientology Propaganda and there is the separate Lisa McPherson Brigade, which harasses Scientologists ''like they do others''.

Scientology is called a cult and a scam here. Dianetics and effigies of L. Ron Hubbard are burned here. Scientologist parents can see their kids taken away. Scientologists are sometimes forced to take psychiatry, some are sent to mental institutions.

All religions are equal here, except Scientology which is not a religion to the Government. E-Meters are destroyed here.

OOC: Is there a... "point" to this? I mean, yeah, we all know Scientology sucks.

if you need any help killling those mo-fus Im here to help

Asylumny']if you need any help killling those mo-fus Im here to help

What help do you offer us?

250,000 troops (they are currently in a warzone though but when they return they will help)
My entire airforce

Here here! Though you don't seem to have put forth a plan of action, we will happily take a few thousand of them off your hands for forced labor on the Mer des Ennuis Napalm Proving Grounds.

Asylumny']250,000 troops (they are currently in a warzone though but when they return they will help)
My entire airforce

Well, how would you like to attack a concentration camp of Scientologists? We can help you in the attack.

Here here! Though you don't seem to have put forth a plan of action, we will happily take a few thousand of them off your hands for forced labor on the Mer des Ennuis Napalm Proving Grounds.

We already put them in forced labor but if you would like to, then sure. Napalm Proving Grounds? Will you be burning them?

Well, how would you like to attack a concentration camp of Scientologists? We can help you in the attack.

sure ill help (once my army gets back)

Asylumny']sure ill help (once my army gets back)

Fine. We await your troops. We will, when you are ready, tell you the target.

We request we can take women as prisoners and sell them through our whorefront

Asylumny']We request we can take women as prisoners and sell them through our whorefront

It seems you are out of business.

A Scientologist auditor was auditing a young woman. As they were proceeding, several men came in. ''Well, well what have we got here?'' one man said, breaking the E-Meter. Another threw the auditor on the ground and some were beating him.

The young woman was escorted out and not harmed. The auditor was later hung outside a burning Scientology building.

See, we don't do anything. International dogooders have a problem with burning prisoners alive. So the way it would work out is you would contract out the mer des ennusian army (for free) to guard your subcontracters (i.e. forced labor/undesirables) who are contracted out, in turn, to do land reclamation on the (active) napalm proving grounds. As part of the contract you sign, we incur no liability for the deaths of aforementioned sub contractors. Basically, you get the blame if they die, but that is not likely to be an issue. I'll fax the paper's over tomorrow!

See, we don't do anything. International dogooders have a problem with burning prisoners alive. So the way it would work out is you would contract out the mer des ennusian army (for free) to guard your subcontracters (i.e. forced labor/undesirables) who are contracted out, in turn, to do land reclamation on the (active) napalm proving grounds. As part of the contract you sign, we incur no liability for the deaths of aforementioned sub contractors. Basically, you get the blame if they die, but that is not likely to be an issue. I'll fax the paper's over tomorrow!

We could accept this but we don't want us getting the blame to be an issue. Let us review this first. When you do fax them over, tell us!

To:Scamotology
From:1010102
Subject: Relocated Persons Camp

Instead of sneding them to death, send them to me. I will glady make space for them on Johnston Isle. It is a large Island far of the coast of my nation. I will bult a large city to house them there. Of course, the site had been desgnated a nuclear test site. So far, over fity, large H-bombs have been droped on the island. There is to be a very large bomb to be tested shortly, It has an estimated yield of 150 megtons of TNT. We wish to test the bomb on some live subjects, and a small city's worth should be fine.