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Romney Calls For Action Against LifeWyze

Kanami
22-07-2006, 18:31
Round Three in the Battle against LifeWyze, and now it's taking a new turn. This time Prime Minister Romney is taking a new rout.
Prime Minister Elenore Romney is clearly out raged by LifeWyze's biofarm projects, running farmers into the ground, with genetically created organisms.

"It's bad enough LifeWyze gives out super weapons, but now they have to shove God knows what, and 8,000 chemicals, down out throats. I will not stand by and watch, dozens of fat cats with their 3-piece armane suites, to take away years of tradition, years of work, toil and labor, from this or any nation in the world. They will not exploit the market futher. Genetic force is the most awsome power known to man, and these people weild it like a kid who's found his dad's gun. They don't care about anything but profits, so what do they do? They patten it, they slap it on a luch box, and now they're selling it, they want to sell it."

It's no suprise Romney is agresivley pursuing it.

"When my family first came to this country in 1817, they we're farmers. I still have farmers in my family today."

And in a bold and daring move, Elenore showed how much she could care less about how rich they are.

"This flag with a LifeWyze Logo, it cost what about $100? Well to me it's nothing."

And spitefully tore the flag up. Others have taken the side against LifeWyze.

Rejistania, Morvonian, Kroando, Emerald Springs, Kurona, and Aqua Anu have all taken strides against LifeWyze.

Allena proves to be the semi-nutrual party in this, but Minister of the Interior Jason Izen, and Romney have had enough with Allena. They've come under fire and suspicion by merley associating with LifeWyze, and are looking into shutting down and terminating any contracts with Allena and Allenan Corperations.

However LW reps say farming is a thing of the past. "Farming as we have known it is no longer viable in this day and age. As such, in order to adapt, BioFarm Projects will be providing cheaper, healthier foods that will better combat povety in third world nations and ensure improved health amongst the increasingly unhealthy Western nations."

When asked about existing farms that farmers who cannot compete will either receive Government subsidies or have to cease activity.

Romeny scoffs at the statment.

"You can't compete with a genetic juggernaught."

"Romney wants sanctions imposed against Crixum and Maraque where the company is based. She's calling on IFTA to help."
Gejigrad
22-07-2006, 19:29
[ Nice Jurassic Park cameo. ;D 'Twas an awesome movie. ]
Cruxium
22-07-2006, 19:36
LifeWyze Corporation issues the following statement;

"Those countries who stand in the way of progress, who refuse to embrace the future, doom themselves to stagnation and decay.

"Genetic modification is entirely safe with all food stuffs tested for any ill-effects. Infact, contrary to being harmful, our products are vastly superior to their natural counterparts.

"It would seem that those governments that speak out against our company are scare-mongering, ignorant, religious zealots with vested interests in outdated agricultural methods, such as PM Romney of Kanami.

"Fortunately, LifeWyze Corporation has no interests within the countries mentioned in the report earlier this week. As LifeWyze is a law abiding, respectable organization that answers to no government or body, its' practices shall remain inviolate."