NationStates Jolt Archive

Juan Melendez is opening FH Inc to the world. Here are some products he is selling:

1. The Flaming Hell Barbecue Grill:
Made by the Home and Gardens Department of FH Inc, this grill is made for Royals, leaders, aristocrats, nobles and others. Guaranteed to work 100 percent efficently for all your grilling needs.

Call right now for our special on this product.

2. Candy Leaders
See candy models of people like Hitler, Stalin, Mao Zedong, Osama Bin Laden, Margaret Thatcher, Bush, Putin and others. Call now for the special Candy Dalai Lama and Pope. (Made by the Sweet Foods Department)

3. Lion Tanks
These Lion tanks are made with high armor and high quality weapons. It can shoot armor-piercing shells, chemical shells, nuclear shells and normal shells. It was made by the Military Department.

4. Grand Mosaic of the Popes
From the Arts Department, comes the Grand Mosaic of Popes, with every pope from St. Peter to Benedict 16th, Any Catholic or mosaic collector will like this mosaic, with high art like Peter with the Keys of Heaven.

5. Eastern Icons
(From the Arts Department, Religious (as was number 4), comes our Eastern Icons collection. Buy these icons, in the art of the Orthodox, Eastern and Oriental. We have Christ, Virgin Mary, St. John the Baptists and others.

6. KA-74
KA-74's are a modernised form of the AK 47, comes with optional tools like scopes. It is a quality weapon, developed by the Arms Department, which is somewhat tied to our Military Department.

If you are interested, contact us so we can discuss the prices, etc.

Another product we have, from our Foods Department is the Encyclopedia of Foods, a book with all kinds of recipes from many cultures like French, German or England.

Today, FH Incorporated announces a Mercenary Department, to serve armies in need with high class mercenaries, armed with weapons like Uzis or AK-47s, but they also have modern weapons too.

Here is a list of the 1st FHM Army Deutschland (named for its use of WWII German weapons, along with the Maschinengewehr 08):

1000 Troopers (armed with Karabiner 98k)
2300 MG Troopers (armed with MG 34's)
4000 MG II Troopers (armed with MG 42's)
3200 Maschinengewehr 08 Troopers (armed with Maschinengewehr 08's)
Led by Head Officer Jean Verdoux

Another army is the 5th FHM Army British Brigade (for its use of British weapons)


7000 Maxim Gunners (armed with Maxim guns)
2000 SE Troopers (armed with Snider-Enfields)
6000 Thames Troopers (armed with modern British weapons)
5000 Queen Elizabeth II Troopers (armed with modern British weapons)
Led by Head Officer Thomas Wainwright

And last, another army is the 75th FHM Army Tokyo Corps (for Japanese weapons, mainly from WWII but with some modern)

4000 Samurai Troopers (armed with Type 38 rifle Arisaka (三八式歩兵銃　Sanpachi-shiki hoheijyuu)
6000 Type 100 FT (armed with Type 100 Flamethrowers)
5400 Type 99 Troopers (armed with Type 99 Rifle, From the Japanese 九九式小銃or九九式長小銃　Kyuukyuu-shiki syoujyuu or Kyuukyuu-shiki tyousyoujyuu)
7500 Type 100 SMG Troopers (armed with Type 100/一〇〇式機関短銃 Hyaku-shiki kikantanju)
9800 Advanced Troopers (armed with more modern weapons)
Led by Head Officer Yoshida Tanaka

We have other forces too, with more modern weapons but we want to make use of these WWII ones.

We also have a weapons department, of all kinds of weapons, like Uzis or Ak-47's and also machine guns and others.

We also have a Vehicles Department. If you contact them, you can ask them for your own custom made vehicles, or you can buy ones like Mercedes-Benz, etc.

So...anyone interested in dealing with us?