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We have declared war on Kubra. Dont try to talk me out of this. Our nation is located nesxt to Kubra, we just moved our ships there. We have just fired one of our 5 nuclear missles at Kubras capital city. The missle, was fired at an extremely high speed, so it would be very hard to shoot down.

*sigh*

Welcome to International Incidents. Read the stickies, go through some existing threads, and above all, have fun!

Btw, it is generally assumed couple-month old nations don't have nukes. I'll check up on how many months, exactly. Besides, nukes are not something you toss at people like rocks like you did.

And you can't really be next to Kubra when you're in different regions. Just a tip. ;)

Like I said, welcome to II and have a little fun here.

GODMODE. missials can always be shot down besides nations don't generaly give nukes to nations of that size.(somekind of evaluation period)

OOC: Well, he did say difficult, not impossible to shoot down.

Most ICBMs can only be shot down while launching, the only real country that can shot down an ICBM is Russia with Moscow's AMB batteries. You know, that guy didn't need to develop nukes, you can buy them from other countries. I've seen those in threads alot. Any ways, most missiles coming down reach like mach 25+, they are fast. But agian, people don't just lob nukes around, unless you want WWIII...

Actually there is a good chance that AEGIS might be able to shoot down ballistic missles..It is, after all, a very good radar+computer system (even if the latter is almost 20 years old)

True, very true, thank you. problem is, AEGIS can only protect coastal cities, as ICBMs are totally invulnerable in space. Even then, the SAMS might go for ICBM's exhaust fumes. Then again, Moscow's ABM has never been tested against a real missile. God forbid it ever has to...

Indeed..With all due respect for our Russian friends, I wouldn't want to have to test that system..After all it would mean we would have nuclear war, regardless of whether or not it'd work..

Exactly. Unlike what Agayagay was typing anyways. You can't just use nukes and expect the world to tremble at your feet. What would happen is the armies of the world knocking at your door.Newb ;)

"Lord Necromancer, the Agayagayians are using nuclear weaponry!"

"The who?"

The Agayagayians! They are a new nation with nukes!"

"Sorry, all I heard was 'gay?'"

"They are using nuclear weapons unprovokedly!"

"Okay then, just send a few million soldiers into Agayagay. That should show them."

"Okay then, just send a few million soldiers into Agayagay. That should show them."

OOC: I'd help, but I'm fighting my own war right now.

OOC: I'd help, but I'm fighting my own war right now.
ooc: doubt he needs any help..As a 05 nation he can field more armed forces than *cough*notgoingtosaythatname*cough* has people for population..And as I am, apparently, sending Molot (1st Carbandian armoured division) into combat elsewhere, I can't help either, sorry.

OoC: How is he allowed a nation name like that?

Anyway, I sincerely hope this is some kind of gimmick account made to give us a chuckle.

"Agayagay", if you are an actual nation who wants to rp in the future, I hope you read the stickies and don't post threads like this.

Vampad

Edit: He's a blatant troll. His other post:

I would name my kid..."Everyone in this thread is gay!":upyours:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11409608&postcount=59

This was made a few hours ago.

OOC:Can i sent in an Elite Squad to help ?

I don't think anyone would stop you. Exept for Agayagay of course, but that's kind of the point of a war.

Guys, it would appear that you have to cancel this little war..Seems the powers that be came to the same conclusion, and deleted him..A shame, really..he just might have learned something from all this.

That's why I can't find his homepage...

Scouts returned to the Zombie Alliance that night with news most unusual: the nation's new enemy, Agayagay, had vanished. A strange, bright light had decended on the capitol, with the word "moderator" hovering beneath it. The light expanded and consumed the whole of Agayagay. Nothing survived.

In a press conference, Lord Necromancer had only this to say: "What the hell?"

Maybe it is somehow related to the tunguska event or other extraterrestrial events involving the russian military?

lol:p

Damn I was ready to fire some nukes at him...

lol:p OOC: Holy crap, this is totally hilarious. All in faovur of firing away the I.G.N.O.R.E cannons?

The missiles existence was wiped out with well placed shots from some I.G.N.O.R.E Mini-cannons. From headquarters signals were sent to the dreaeed orbital I.G.N.O.R.E Supercannon, the most dread weapon of them all. The massive cannon pointed it's massive blaster at the small and stupid nation with the intent of completely obliterating it.

OOC: Holy crap, this is totally hilarious. All in faovur of firing away the I.G.N.O.R.E cannons?

The missiles existence was wiped out with well placed shots from some I.G.N.O.R.E Mini-cannons. From headquarters signals were sent to the dreaeed orbital I.G.N.O.R.E Supercannon, the most dread weapon of them all. The massive cannon pointed it's massive blaster at the small and stupid nation with the intent of completely obliterating it.

OMG that's so frikkin' hilarious

To Agaygay,

The Corporate armed forces of Gyrobot have declared a genocide on you. Enjoy your last moments on earth before we kill all of your people in gruesome manner for profit...

To Kubra,

We have declared war on the feeble nation, They will learn to fear you. That is if they leave anything standing at all.

To Agaygay,

The Corporate armed forces of Gyrobot have declared a genocide on you. Enjoy your last moments on earth before we kill all of your people in gruesome manner for profit...

To Kubra,

We have declared war on the feeble nation, They will learn to fear you. That is if they leave anything standing at all. Do not bother, the I.G.N.O.R.E cannons have done their job.

Well, I better not, I am already helping Tocrowkia take out a noobish nation called Green Tofu and since he and you are at war, I am basically stepping on both of your toes. Ah well...I was going to kill his population and turn them to snack foods and low quality burger meat.

Well, I better not, I am already helping Tocrowkia take out a noobish nation called Green Tofu and since he and you are at war, I am basically stepping on both of your toes. Ah well...I was going to kill his population and turn them to snack foods and low quality burger meat.Yum, cannibalism.

Green Tofu? What the hell?

He mouthed off Tocrowkia, so I attacked and destroyed his nation. Simple as that.BTW, my Corporate army is available for hiring.

Really? How much? I am at war right now (see Wars of Neo-Erusean Secession). Really. How much?

He mouthed off Tocrowkia, so I attacked and destroyed his nation. Simple as that.BTW, my Corporate army is available for hiring. Uh....nut I mouthed off Tocrowkia...never mind.....