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Tocrowkia introduces new national anthem

Tocrowkia
21-07-2006, 01:46
Earlier today, the Reich Interior ministry, the most important ministry in the sprawling Tocrowkian government voted, and ratified a new national anthem for the Tocrowkian Reich. Their just was meant by wide-spread shock and wonder, but seeing as they are the most important element in the Government, no one objected. This is the text of the new national anthem:

Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
milk and cereal
Cereal and milk

Milk and Cereal
Cereal, Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk, Cereal and Milk...

I dont want my Wheaties
Give 'em to the needy
Feelin kinda greedy
I keep em for myself (X9)

No Grapenuts for grandma
(grandma eats a bran muffin)
Mom likes Special K
You cant pinch an inch (X7)
They're magically delicious
Keep your hands off my Lucky charms
(pink hearts, yellow moons,blue diamonds, green clovers)
A is for Apple J is for Jack
You step on a crack
Youll break your moama's back
Rice Krispies
Blue Berries
Ooh Boo Berry

Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk
Milk and Cereal

Milk and Stereo
Stereo Stereo
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk
(Cheerio-eo-eo)

In the morning
At your table
Milk and Cereal
Snap Crackle Pop (X7)

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs (X8)
Trix are for kids! (X11)

In the morning
At your table
(Milk and Cereal)

No Grapenuts for Grandma
Grandma eats a Bran Muffin

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Kroando
21-07-2006, 01:50
Any native Tocrowkians deeply disturbed by the new anthem are free to apply for citizenship in Kroando...
Tocrowkia
21-07-2006, 02:24
No, they love it.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The World Soviet Party
21-07-2006, 04:51
No, they love it.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

They better do, or you'll shoot them all, right?
Rotten bacon
21-07-2006, 05:34
the rotten one loves this anthem and would like to adopt it as our own anthom. "tegether" se say "will cause a shok so great on the battle feild that the enimy will not realize that they are being mowed down by gunfire"
Skgorria
21-07-2006, 18:32
Skgorria commends such brutality taken against the weak - repress them even more if they do not like the anthem!
The Zombie Alliance
21-07-2006, 21:22
To the Riech Foreign Ministry:

What the hell?

Sincerly,

Lord Necromancer
The Sovereign Lord Necromancer
Neo-Erusea
21-07-2006, 22:55
To Riech Forein Ministry:

That gave me the first good laugh in a couple of days. lol


Sincerely
David Mondol
Dictator of Neo-Erusea
Kubra
21-07-2006, 23:00
You're after me Lucky Charms!

sincerly,
the Leprechaun.
Skgorria
21-07-2006, 23:05
I want to write a new national anthem....