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PETA, one of the most annoying and idiotic organizations ever invented by humanity has officially(and finally) been banned in our nation today. For nearly thirty years, we've had to put up with their pathetic whining, anti-meat rubbish, protesting and down-right hippy-ness. No longer, how ever.

Earlier today, the TAF(Tocrowkian Air Force) delivered a decisive blow against PETA by detonating several tactical, low-yield nuclear weapons over PETA installations all across the nation, including a neutron bombs detention over their headquarters. Thousands of members are dead, and thousands more are dying.

Unfortunately enough, hundreds of members are still alive. Fear not, how ever! They are being hunted down. Members age 21 and above are declared "Beyond help" and are now KOS's. How ever, the younger members are still considered salvageable, and are to be captured and sent to re-education camps across the nation.

More on this situation as it develops.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The nation of Lyon County shall follow your exeample and ban them aswell.

OCC:What would have been more effective is to invite them to a conference to meet all of their demands. but have the building out in the desert and then nuke that kill them all.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Defense
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan is shocked that a national government would authorize the use of nuclear weapons against peaceful political activists, no matter how annoying their views.

In response to this barbaric and completely unprovoked attack, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs condemns the Divine Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia as a nuclear terrorist state. Further, the Defense Ministry has raised Kahanistan's nuclear alert to DEFCON-BLUE and conventional military forces to DEFCON-YELLOW.

Any survivors of this outrage who apply at the nearest Kahanistanian Consulate, Embassy, or Border Police checkpoint will be granted political asylum in Kahanistan.

Signed,
General Nora Kasagawa,
Minister of Defense

Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Open Statement to the Government of Tocrowkia

The Aequatian Republic applauds the actions of your nation in the elimination of a well-known but rarely-punished terrorist organization, however, we are disappointed in your mode of elimination due to its inefficiency and severe collateral damage that would be committed against loyal national citizens of your nation. As well, we would like to participate in the current actions to capture surviving members by providing one of the Republic's elite Special Combat Application Regiments.

Doctor Kurt Moltke
President of the Aequatian Republic

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Defense
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan is shocked that a national government would authorize the use of nuclear weapons against peaceful political activists, no matter how annoying their views.

In response to this barbaric and completely unprovoked attack, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs condemns the Divine Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia as a nuclear terrorist state. Further, the Defense Ministry has raised Kahanistan's nuclear alert to DEFCON-BLUE and conventional military forces to DEFCON-YELLOW.

Any survivors of this outrage who apply at the nearest Kahanistanian Consulate, Embassy, or Border Police checkpoint will be granted political asylum in Kahanistan.

Signed,
General Nora Kasagawa,
Minister of Defense

Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

We are not interested in engaging any nation in any sort of conflict, be it nuclear of conventional, at the moment. So you can go ahead and raise your exotic DEFCON levels all you want. We won't be attacking you, so we expect you to show the same courtesy. How ever, rest assured we will respond to any attack on our nation with irresistible force.

Open Statement to the Government of Tocrowkia

The Aequatian Republic applauds the actions of your nation in the elimination of a well-known but rarely-punished terrorist organization, however, we are disappointed in your mode of elimination due to its inefficiency and severe collateral damage that would be committed against loyal national citizens of your nation. As well, we would like to participate in the current actions to capture surviving members by providing one of the Republic's elite Special Combat Application Regiments.

Doctor Kurt Moltke
President of the Aequatian Republi

Our reports indicated that any conventional attack against PETA would be an expensive affair, possibly resulting in high casualties on both sides. That, and the fact that the areas surrounding these installations were cesspools anyway, so rest assured that collateral damage was negligible. Additionally, we humbly accept your offer of co-operation in hunting down PETA terrorists.


The nation of Lyon County shall follow your exeample and ban them aswell.

Very well. It is always pleasing to see that we can set an example to younger nations.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

OCC: i have been thinking of doing an RP in FT about a group based n PETA and how having a space station destroyed that had their HQ in it, and seeing how the FT nations of NS react.If i survive that long.

We shall be mobilizing the 380th SCAR unit to your nation, it will be a flight of four C-180 Carryall transport aircraft escorted by twelve F-1C Banshee fighters and will be assigned the callsign "Flashpoint."

Doctor Kurt Moltke
President of the Aequatian Republic

The Community is more interested in learning how to pronounce the name of your nation than in dealing with its behavior.

We shall be mobilizing the 380th SCAR unit to your nation, it will be a flight of four C-180 Carryall transport aircraft escorted by twelve F-1C Banshee fighters and will be assigned the callsign "Flashpoint."

Doctor Kurt Moltke
President of the Aequatian Republic

Very well, we will be waiting to receive them.

The Community is more interested in learning how to pronounce the name of your nation than in dealing with its behavior.

While we find your response juvenile and culturally inept(like the United States, for example), we will respond politely.

Toc-Row-Key-Ah.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Hoowah. show those hippys who's boss. we have now moved our nuklear testing locations over their building to be decimates. we have our until 12 agents collecting the names of all members to be hunted down and exectuted for treason.:sniper: :mp5: :upyours:

PETA, or "People Eating Tasty Animals" has always been a peaceful organization and The Phoenix Milita is outraged that your government would resort to nuclear weapons against an unarmed organization which I might add, has kept Phoenix Farms in business for years by purchasing ton after ton of hamburger meat!!! The fallout from this incident will be felt for many years, and we will be forced to sever relations with Tocrowkia and impose trade sanctions!

Field Marshall Maximus Seville
-The Phoenix Milita

All Meat Eaters Will be expelled from Green Tofu immediately. All of their possessions will be taken by the government and given to the no-kill cat shelter, and McDonalds will be banned from doing business in our lovely little country!

http://www.nationstates.net/green_tofu

Furthermore, anti-matter bombs will be developed as a defensive deterance against countrys which like to nuke tofu-eaters.

Dwane Dade, Speaker
Concesus Forum of Green Tofu Supreme

PETA, or "People Eating Tasty Animals" has always been a peaceful organization and The Phoenix Milita is outraged that your government would resort to nuclear weapons against an unarmed organization which I might add, has kept Phoenix Farms in business for years by purchasing ton after ton of hamburger meat!!! The fallout from this incident will be felt for many years, and we will be forced to sever relations with Tocrowkia and impose trade sanctions!

Field Marshall Maximus Seville
-The Phoenix Milita

Different PETA....

All Meat Eaters Will be expelled from Green Tofu immediately. All of their possessions will be taken by the government and given to the no-kill cat shelter, and McDonalds will be banned from doing business in our lovely little country!

http://www.nationstates.net/green_tofu

Furthermore, anti-matter bombs will be developed as a defensive deterance against countrys which like to nuke tofu-eaters.

Dwane Dade, Speaker
Concesus Forum of Green Tofu Supreme

Considering that we have not allowed McDonalds to operate within our nation as there is a high-chance it would spread American idiocy, and the fact that none of our citizens live on your country, this hardly effects us. Oh, and good luck building those laws-of-psychics defying anti-matter weapons.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

While we hate the PETA organization as much as you, we could never condone such attacks against our own citizens. We simply deported the PETA members and banned the organization.

Benjamin Tow
Dictator for Life, Voxian Fascist Republic

All Meat Eaters Will be expelled from Green Tofu immediately. All of their possessions will be taken by the government and given to the no-kill cat shelter, and McDonalds will be banned from doing business in our lovely little country!

http://www.nationstates.net/green_tofu

Furthermore, anti-matter bombs will be developed as a defensive deterance against countrys which like to nuke tofu-eaters.

Dwane Dade, Speaker
Concesus Forum of Green Tofu Supreme

Voxio will be happy to accept the meat eaters of Green Tofu.

Benjamin Tow
Dictator for Life, Voxian Fascist Republic

All Meat Eaters Will be expelled from Green Tofu immediately. All of their possessions will be taken by the government and given to the no-kill cat shelter, and McDonalds will be banned from doing business in our lovely little country!

http://www.nationstates.net/green_tofu

Furthermore, anti-matter bombs will be developed as a defensive deterance against countrys which like to nuke tofu-eaters.

Dwane Dade, Speaker
Concesus Forum of Green Tofu Supreme


Hey, look at that, my missiles just magicaly left their silos and are headed for Green Tofu.....But wait no its realy ICBms armed with IGNORE warheads and a signle on can turn a nation into dust.The dust will be removed and shot into the sun, ridding this realm of your nation forever.There getting closer! Almost there. Bam look at that the Ignore missiles are making his nation into a giant crater of dying animals. Wait here comes the next volley! Bam the animals disapeared.OCC: longest ignore ever!

Official Release
Office of the Arch Arsonist
The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis
While we condone the rampant killing of PETA members in the streets under normal circumstances, we cannot condone their whole sale slaughter. Afterall, forced labor is a cheap and effective use of political enemies. As such, we would be more than glad to take them off of your hands for 15 years hard labor on useless reclation projects of the barren, glassed land of the (still active) Mer des Ennuis Napalm Proving Grounds. At your request, we will dispatch a The MDEN Walter Mondale, a decaying roll-on roll-off ship to pick up the packages in containers. We further can send a company of medium infantry to secure additional packages. We do not expect more than half the cargo to survive the return voyage. Please get back to us.

-Carpathia Ziemowit
Arch Arsonist

Official Release
Office of the Arch Arsonist
The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis
While we condone the rampant killing of PETA members in the streets under normal circumstances, we cannot condone their whole sale slaughter. Afterall, forced labor is a cheap and effective use of political enemies. As such, we would be more than glad to take them off of your hands for 15 years hard labor on useless reclation projects of the barren, glassed land of the (still active) Mer des Ennuis Napalm Proving Grounds. At your request, we will dispatch a The MDEN Walter Mondale, a decaying roll-on roll-off ship to pick up the packages in containers. We further can send a company of medium infantry to secure additional packages. We do not expect more than half the cargo to survive the return voyage. Please get back to us.

-Carpathia Ziemowit
Arch Arsonist

While we won't give them away for free, perhaps we can arrange something. We would be willing to sell them to you. How does 100$ a head sound?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The Trotskyist Stronghold of Montegrande is shocked and apalled about the behavior of Tocrowkia for the proscription and use of nuclear weapons against a harmless peaceful organization like PETA and the idea of selling the members of the organization as slaves and the behavior of Mer Des Ennuis is such as outraging. In consequence, the government of Montegrande has ordered a military alert and since this moment, all PETA members are offered asylum in the Trotskyist Stronghold of Montegrande.

Salvador Guevara, Comisar of Foreign Affairs, Trotskyist Stronghold of Montegrande

The goverment of Lyon county made this statement about the threats made to Tocrowkia.

"PETA is a Terrorist organization, that has escaped punishment for far to long. Anyone who offers asylum to terrorists are terrorists."

To wage war on a virtually defenseless organization using ionizing radiation and neutron radiation
has condemned not only the intended target, but also your own people for generations.
The dust would be radioactive and easily blown by the wind into neighboring countries.
This would form a radioactive fallout to include epilation, germ-cell mutation, and distinctive physical abnormalities in brain structure. Your country seems to be hell-bent on the imminent destruction of all living beings on your world. The misuse of nuclear power by irresponsible governments reaches farther then the weapons hypocenter but echoes around the world. When life hangs in the balance some sacrifices must be made, but to endanger the future of our children over a group of people who's opinion annoys you is beyond redemption.
The joint leaders of Taiopie denounce Tocrowkia and the action taken by its government.

Lizza Sage,
High Ambassador of Taiopie

To Green Tofu and any PETA sympathising nations

You will cease and desist your condemnations at once. Failure to comply will result in military action directed against you. We will first attack economic structures, followed by terror attacks against immigrants in our nation and finally invasion. We will not ask again, as of now the Corporate Army will act as an international enforcer for any new legislation. As of now, an detachment of CA platoon has been mobilized into Tocrowkia, hunting them down as well as any 3rd party supporters.

To wage war on a virtually defenseless organization using ionizing radiation and neutron radiation
has condemned not only the intended target, but also your own people for generations.
The dust would be radioactive and easily blown by the wind into neighboring countries.
This would form a radioactive fallout to include epilation, germ-cell mutation, and distinctive physical abnormalities in brain structure. Your country seems to be hell-bent on the imminent destruction of all living beings on your world. The misuse of nuclear power by irresponsible governments reaches farther then the weapons hypocenter but echoes around the world. When life hangs in the balance some sacrifices must be made, but to endanger the future of our children over a group of people who's opinion annoys you is beyond redemption.
The joint leaders of Taiopie denounce Tocrowkia and the action taken by its government.

Lizza Sage,
High Ambassador of Taiopie

Your government is a slave to popular culture. We did say we used Tactical nuclear weapons, all of which were low-yield and used in an air-burst. The fallout effect from this attack is incredibly negligible, nothing compared to what a strategic arm would have done. We predict residential radiation will decrease to safe levels within the next two weeks. Stop nitpicking.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Yeah and Tocrowkia, mind if we annex them? We will raze their lands and give them to you as killing grounds for any future dissidents?

Yeah and Tocrowkia, mind if we annex them? We will raze their lands and give them to you as killing grounds for any future dissidents?

That sounds fun. Go right ahead.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

can I help? please pick me(does childish o o o pick me thing.0

Thank you, we will do our best.

To: Tocrowkian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
CC: The International Community
From: Joshua Lin Cheuk Kitt, Minister of Foreign Affairs, USNSEA
Subject: Re: PETA declared enemy of the state

To Whom It May Concern,

Speaking on the behalf of the Southeast Asian Executive Cabinet and the voices of the people, the Federal Parliament, I condemn your state's draconian action of banning the PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) organization. Southeast Asia is a country that advocates liberty and democracy, and human rights - we would, despite the fact that we believe in ethical treatment of animals to a moderate extent, never ban the PETA group despite their occassionally violent antics because it would be infringing on freedom of expression.

The PETA organization hardly poses a threat to the Tocrowkian Empire, it can cannot even stand up to it's own extremist belief hypocrisy let alone plunge Tocrowkia into absolute lawlessness and disorder by violently destroying your administration and the institute it controls or take away your institute in a coup. What would have been more civil and less messy instead of calling on your own military to hit their whereabouts with an air-strike would be simply deporting them.

Any civilian Tocrowkians, be they members of the PETA organization or not, desiring to leave the draconian state Tocrowkia is in, is free to come to Southeast Asia for asylum. Currently, we have no diplomatic mission in your state. Had there been, all Tocrowkian governmental/diplomatic/military personnel would have been given 24 to 72 hours to leave the United Sovereign Nations or they shall be forcibly removed out of the United Sovereign Nations via deportation, or possibly spend time in prison.

We have no economic ties with your nation-state, but due to your latest draconian action, economic sanctions have been implemented against the Tocrowkian State - a full trade embargo, as a matter of fact.

I have one word of advice, not a communique of passive-aggression nor a declaration of military action against you, the members of the Tocrowkian Government: Owe up to your crimes, and perhaps that may help Tocrowkia meet a nasty end that you can only prolong for so long and for so far.

Signed,
His Excellency,
Joshua Lin Cheuk Kitt
Minister of Foreign Affairs
United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia

ATTN: Green Tofu and Tapoie

OOC: You are about to be attacked just to let you know:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=492386

We are curious as to what South East Asia means when they say they will enact an "Embargo" and put up "sanctions" against us. If that means you just won't trade with us, that's too bad. But if you mean your naval forces will attempt to blockade our ports, rest assured it will result in defensive military action against your naval forces. We would like to remind the nation-state of SEA, that we are a member of GAPTS, and we will attempt to bring the alliance in full against your nation in any conflict.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To Tocrowkwia

Thanks for the unofficial support, in the event SA decides to be the champion for Tofu and Tapoie when I annex them, I can hope you will reduce the amount of enemies I will face. I wish you luck in the event of a conflict.

[OOC: It means that we won't trade with you.]

To: Tocrowkian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: Carpathia Ziemowit, Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
Subject: Trade agreement

We feel that 100 a head is a bit much, considering that disposal costs by other means would greatly exceed that. Would $25 a head suffice, providing that we do all housing, packing, and transport operations? That aside, we will happily dispatch a light batallion to assure security and procurement. If we find this deal to be especially lucrative, what is the maxium procurement force we can dispatch?

Signed
Carpathia Ziemowit
Arch Arsonist
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

Official Statement from the Hevenan Government

While Hevena recognizes the right that nations can do what they wish to their citizens within their own borders (part of our "don't ask, don't tell policy"), we find that killing off people due to such mundane differences is appaulling. Still, we recognize the right of your government to do as it wishes, no matter how barbaric.

Signed,
Grand Chamberlin and Minister of State,
Drake Rlugia
[Official Seal of the Holy Roman Empress]

News report from Nuovo Tenochtitlan


An incident involving gunfire occurred in the Nuovo Tenochtitlan City international airport today afternoon, leaving one soldier and seven Tocrowkian refugees dead. A group of Tocrowkian refugees were refused asylum and being escorted into the customs' holding cells, when they reportedly attacked their guardians, yelling the slogans of their political group. The soldiers were forced to shoot in self defence.

All dead Tocrowkians have been confirmed to have been members of PETA; authorities refuse to comment.

Brettonian Foreign Ministry

Following last year's bombing of a commercial airport primarily serving the meat import industry from our foreign holdings in Numonica, "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" has been branded a terrorist and antipartisan organization within Bretton and subsequently banned from conducting further operations inside our home country and foreign territories (Imperial Nod, Brettonian Numonica, Brettonian Chechnia). To this effect, we are pleased to see more and more of an international backlash against the terrorist "animal rights" organization.

While we do not believe dropping nuclear weapons on one's own territory is a logical or prudent act, the destruction of PETA is welcomed nonetheless.

The Brettonian Army would be more than pleased to assist in conducting operations against nations harboring this violent and dangerous terrorist organization. Do be in touch.

To: Tocrowkian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: Carpathia Ziemowit, Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
Subject: Trade agreement

We feel that 100 a head is a bit much, considering that disposal costs by other means would greatly exceed that. Would $25 a head suffice, providing that we do all housing, packing, and transport operations? That aside, we will happily dispatch a light batallion to assure security and procurement. If we find this deal to be especially lucrative, what is the maxium procurement force we can dispatch?

Signed
Carpathia Ziemowit
Arch Arsonist
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

Yes, 25$ sounds reasonable to us. Additionally, you can deploy up to 5,00 procurement forces. Keep in mind, how ever, is that we wish all PETA members under twenty to be relinquished into our care.

Following last year's bombing of a commercial airport primarily serving the meat import industry from our foreign holdings in Numonica, "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" has been branded a terrorist and antipartisan organization within Bretton and subsequently banned from conducting further operations inside our home country and foreign territories (Imperial Nod, Brettonian Numonica, Brettonian Chechnia). To this effect, we are pleased to see more and more of an international backlash against the terrorist "animal rights" organization.

While we do not believe dropping nuclear weapons on one's own territory is a logical or prudent act, the destruction of PETA is welcomed nonetheless.

The Brettonian Army would be more than pleased to assist in conducting operations against nations harboring this violent and dangerous terrorist organization. Do be in touch

We thank you for your nations kind words. Additionally, we also humbly accept your offer of joint-operations to capture PETA members. The Reich needs as much help as it can get in rooting out these terrorists.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Tocrowkian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: Carpathia Ziemowit, Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
Subject: Trade agreement

This is more than sutiable. I will have the law department send over a contract, whereby The state of Tocrowkian will act as an independant contractor, using captured PETA members as laborers, for reclamation of the Mer des Ennuis proving grounds (or other), at the price of $25 per laborer. The 3rd and 4th Deathshead batallions, 1,000 men strong each, will be deployed to provide "security" for the laborers, even those who do not know they are laborers yet.

Signed
Carpathia Ziemowit
Arch Arsonist
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

Message courtesy of Kurbanai messaging service (daily slogan removed)

Tocrowkia,
Kubra is appalled that you would attack PETA or even consider them terrorists. Next time we hope you'l do the sensible thing and bomb the ALF, who are the REAL terrorists. The only weapons PETA has is video equipment, slaughter houses, ranches, and other such stuff to stage the slaughter of animals. Although that is generally a despicable act they have done nothing severly violent. Next time kill the real enemy AKA those idiots who attack or good beef industry with molotov cocktails (the ALF).

Sincerly,
The Prime Minister of Kubra

PS. We also hate PETA, but public flogging is much better than nuking.

Message courtesy of Kurbanai messaging service (daily slogan removed)

Tocrowkia,
Kubra is appalled that you would attack PETA or even consider them terrorists. Next time we hope you'l do the sensible thing and bomb the ALF, who are the REAL terrorists. The only weapons PETA has is video equipment, slaughter houses, ranches, and other such stuff to stage the slaughter of animals. Although that is generally a despicable act they have done nothing severly violent. Next time kill the real enemy AKA those idiots who attack or good beef industry with molotov cocktails (the ALF).

Sincerly,
The Prime Minister of Kubra

PS. We also hate PETA, but public flogging is much better than nuking.

Public floggings are indeed excellent. It's cheaper than jail, the offender can get back to being productive again afterwards, and it's a great spectator event for the discerning members of the public. Huzzah.

PETA, one of the most annoying and idiotic organizations ever invented by humanity has officially(and finally) been banned in our nation today. For nearly thirty years, we've had to put up with their pathetic whining, anti-meat rubbish, protesting and down-right hippy-ness. No longer, how ever.

Earlier today, the TAF(Tocrowkian Air Force) delivered a decisive blow against PETA by detonating several tactical, low-yield nuclear weapons over PETA installations all across the nation, including a neutron bombs detention over their headquarters. Thousands of members are dead, and thousands more are dying.

Unfortunately enough, hundreds of members are still alive. Fear not, how ever! They are being hunted down. Members age 21 and above are declared "Beyond help" and are now KOS's. How ever, the younger members are still considered salvageable, and are to be captured and sent to re-education camps across the nation.

More on this situation as it develops.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

From:Emperor Baker of the Red Empire of Wanderjar

To: Tocrowkia

You. Are. My. Hero.