As we are soon to start a new business, I, Jerome Hassleton, of Kologkian Assorted Lmtd, previously Kologkian Real Estate Lmtd, do hereby offer a contract as a supplier to any and all purveyors of fine wines, liqours and spirits. Orders will range from centuries-old wine to vodka. I anxiously await your reply.
Military Command
18-07-2006, 04:55
TO:Kologkian Assorted Lmtd
FR: The United Federation of Military Command
Our Government would like to spend in the amount of $100 Billion USD for any choices in your refreshments. Thank you very much.
Jaredcohenia
18-07-2006, 05:54
We at the Jaredcohenian Alcoholics Anonymous would like to purchase 50,000,000,000 gallons of Coca-Cola and 50,000,000 gallons of your hardest vodka.