NationStates Jolt Archive

"Michlcohenia was a region in Jaredcohenia, the reason WHY Jaredcohenia existed. A long time a go existed the Kingdom of Cohenia, which split after a ruler failed to designate an heir. His two sons, twins, fought over control of Cohenia. The sons were Aredius and Mikhal Cohenius. The two fought over control of Cohenia, when civil war broke out. Those in favor of Mikhal went to the newly formed Michlcohenia, while those in favor of Aredius went to Jaredcohenia. Twenty years ago, Michlcohenia was annexed by Jaredcohenia. The Michlcohenians were not happy by this action, and fought against the Jaredcohenians in the Jaredcohenian Civil War. Michlcohenians blew themselves up in order to free themselves. The man in charge of this annexation was Arius Cohenius.

There is something not many of you know about Jaredcohenia's leader. Arius Cohenius decided to play around with the Michlcohenians and punish them. The much larger and heavily armed Jaredcohenian Army defeated the Michlcohenian insurgents, but this wasn't enough. Arius decided these men and women needed to pay. Sparing the children, the Lord Tyrant forced the Michlcohenians into certain areas. These men and women were gassed, shot at, raped, mistreated, misfed...everything. Around 40,000,000 Michlcohenians were killed in the Michlcohenian massacre...and is there even a monument in Aredius Square to remember them? Was there even a funeral, a moment of silence, anything to remember our fallen innocents? Nothing! Not even a sorry from our beloved Tyrant! Why do we praise this man? Why..."

It was a speech by Michlcohenian national, Ivan Noborosk. He was taken off a podium in Aredius Square by the Jaredcohenian Tyrannial Guard to be incarcerated for a few days. This was not the first time Noborosk tried to start something. Very often had he tried to rally up people in order to start something against the Tyrant.

He was released from jail a few days after, returning to his native Michlcohenia. It was here where he started an army, training men and women to hate the Tyrant. He trained and armed 80,000,000 people to hate Arius Cohenius. They marched to Cohenianople, Aredius Square.

"Down with Arius!" the Michlcohenians chanted. JTG filed out of the Tyraningrad, trying to keep order. Bullets flew.

"This is JNN News reporting from Aredius Square. I am Petr Petrov reporting from the Michlcohenian Crisis. Just days after the Michlcohenian leader, Ivan Noborosk, made a speech about the Michlcohenian Genocide. From what it seems, the Michlcohenians are winning. We are unaware as to what is going on in the Tyranin...Wait! We have breaking news! Michlcohenians have made it into the Tyraningrad! They are armed with automatic rifles...I don't know about you but I can hear the gunshots from up here. It is a bad situation. There is a car behind the Tyraningrad leaving at a very high speed, we're unclear as to who is in it. We can tell you that this car is speeding away fast and heading towards Cohenianople Piers. From back at the Tyraningrad, we see a lot of casualties. Cohenianople is now a war zone as we can see from the air. The Jaredcohenian Army is moving in...Aredius Square is now closed off at all points...we will bring you more as we see it."

In the car was Arius Cohenius, Strenivus Cohenius, and Brutavius Clay. The only three men to get out of the Tyraningrad. For the first time since his wife's assassination, Arius was crying. He was unable to save his children-the last living memorial to his family. Arius didn't know if his children were safe, they were not in the Tyraningrad at the time of capture. The car was racing to the pier, to get on a proper naval vessel to get out of Jaredcohenia. They made it to the JNV Ocean Sunfish.

"Sirs!" A young ensign saluted. "What do we grace the honor of this visit for?"

"You need to get out of Cohenianople as fast as possible. Now!"

"Why, sir?" Arius smacked the boy. "I said now! Jaredcohenia is in danger!"

"Hu..." The Tyraningrad blew up. "Right away, sir!" The boy ran to the bridge and explained what was going on. The boat left port in fifteen minutes. "Where do we go...?"

"Make port in Zukariaa. I know it's safe there..." Strenivus and Clay were lying down on the boat. Strenivus was able to save his cat, Spooky. Clay was able to salvage his lap top, which contained much information about possible invasions. Arius had nothing but the clothes on his back. He stood on the edge of the ship, crying to the sea. "Those fucking Michlcohenians will pay for this."

The Errikan public reaction to the situation in Jaredcohenia was mixed. While many felt supportive of the Michlcohenians in their desire for self government, there was a great feeling of loyalty to the Jaredcohenian leaders, who had been economic and political allies for some time.

This view was further clarified when the Emperor made his speech concerning the situation.

He stressed that the Empire must "defend her friends" in their time of need "reguardless of internal politics". For this, he offered Errikland and Errikan Arterus as refuge for Jaredcohenian leadership. He also hinted at "further action."

Meanwhile, Errikan special agents were readied for their mission. Their job was to track down the remnets of the royal family and escourt them out of the area.

OOC: How does this concern Jaredcohenian Arterus?

To: High Commander Henry Corrol, Zukariaa
From: Arius Cohenius

Dearest Ally,

There is trouble in my nation, requiring myself, my brother, my comrade, and soldiers to escape. We are requesting to hide in your nation to wait until a striking time.

Arius Cohenius, Strenivus Cohenius, Brutavius Clay, and those in command of the JNV Ocean Sunfish.

To: High Commander Henry Corrol, Zukariaa
From: Arius Cohenius

Dearest Ally,

There is trouble in my nation, requiring myself, my brother, my comrade, and soldiers to escape. We are requesting to hide in your nation to wait until a striking time.

Arius Cohenius, Strenivus Cohenius, Brutavius Clay, and those in command of the JNV Ocean Sunfish.
To: Arius Cohenius
From: The High Commander, Henry Corrol

Of course. You should dock in Corrol City, you will be escorted to Town Center, probably the only good looking place in Zukariaa at the moment. I am at the Command Center at the very center of Town Center. At the moment I'm looking over our military plans in Seseer. From there, I will take you to my tower and we will talk.

Signed,
The High Commander of Zukariaa, Henry Corrol

The Ocean Sunfish docked at Correl City. The men on the ship marched out, forming two lines. In ceremonial fashion, they parted their path for the three powerful Jaredcohenian men.

"It is not neccessary, men. Rest a bit." Arius spoke to the still loyal men.

"Yes, sir!" They said while marching back onto the ship.

"Now where is Corrol..."

Two Zukariaan soldiers watched as the three men walked towards them, behind them were foreign soldiers. Their immediate reaction was to pull out their side arms. One approached the men, while the other entered a guard station and radioed into HQ.

"Can we help you..?" the one said, he was definetly cold, he had likely been at his post for too long. The bitter -56 of the day was hard to live in if you weren't used to it and wearing the right stuff..

The cold was nothing to the Jaredcohenians, as each man is trained in the frigid region of Zykrania (summer low is -89). Arius was wearing a Soviet-styled hat (with the flaps), Clay a mink hat, and Strenivus wore no hat. "I assume Corrol has not yet informed you. Contact Mr. Corrol and tell him that the Jaredcohenians are here."

Jaredcohenian soldiers moved in front of their leader, readying their guns in case the stubborn Zukariaans would do nothing.

The soldiers was taken by surprise,"Fischer!" he yelled at the other soldier who was in the guard house. The man stepped out.

"What is it? The guys up in HQ you are contacting the command center right now!" came the answer.

"These guys are here to see the High Commander..!" he yelled, clearly surprised. There was a strong German accent in both of their voices.

There was a low mumbling of clearly German coming from the guard house.

"That's what they just said."

A vehicle pulled up just then. The soldier stepped up to it, then said,"It's.. it's the High Commander!" he stood up completely straight, and said,"You are to get into the vehicle and be taken to The Tower."

At that moment both of the soldiers eyes were pointed towards a tower rising from the center of town, moving above the clouds that shielded Zukariaa from the sun's warmth year round. Next to it was another towere, clearly smaller, that also rose through the clouds.

Strenivus looked in the car. "Don't worry, you'll fit in it." He got in the car, barely fitting. The rest of the men got in, and several Humbug trucks loaded off the boat to ensure safety.

"So where are we going?" Strenivus asked.

Corrol sat across from them, noting the size of Strenivus.

Corrol was a man in his sixties, his hair was gray, and he had a cane nearby because of a bad leg that would sometimes bother him. His voice was rather low, and he almost always had a stern look on his face. He never joked. This was a man who had ordered the deaths of several hundred million people. He was admired by almost all of Zukariaa, he was the generations old leader of Zukariaa. Few people had ever seen his face.

As the car drove away, the two soldiers cursed for not being able to get a glimpse of the man.

"The tower." he said. He was watching the city go by outside, the dozens of people moving about,"What is it, exactly, that you men need?"

The car would reach Town Center within 10 minutes, where the two towers of Zukariaa stood. They would be going to the top floor of the smaller tower.

Clay spoke. "Basically, since Arius created a major forty of fifty million death genocide, a bunch of crazies exacted revenge, destroyed his palace, and it is far to unsafe for any man to be there, especially the man who they want the head on a rifle."

Arius looked at Clay with disgust. "You don't happen to get Jaredcohenia News Network in that tower, do you?"

He simply nodded at Clay,"I probably do. I don't watch much TV. I am far to busy coordinating wars with my generals."

The car waited as a gate entrance to the back of the towers opened, then it moved forward. The towers, from here, couldbe seen clearly. They were huge, taking up a large amount of ground space, then rising through the sky and through the dark, cloudy sky. The car stopped, and he spoke again.

"If you'll just follow me." he opened his door and stepped out.

OOC: I love my planning, find the Kraven attacks Zuk thread. Might be teh ign0re.

OOC: He timed it now for a reason. I do recall Kraven stating an intrest in aquiring you JC.

Petr Petrov was Jaredcohenia's most unlucky reporter. He was reporting in Aredius Square wearing a bulletproof vest and military helmet, his microphone in his left hand and an AK in the right.

"Petr Petrov reporting for JNN, bringing you life coverage of the Michl-Jaredcohenian Crisis. We are unclear as to..." he paused to fire, "we are unclear as to where the Tyrant is, the Grandgeneral, or any family is. We do know that the Michlcohenians are angry....wait...we just received word that Tyrant Arius Co...pesky Michlcohenians!" He fired again, on camera a man was shown being shot at and dying. "Tyrant Arius Cohenius is reported to be in Zukariaa, along with the Ocean Sunfish and a few crew men. It is officially a warzone here." The camera moved, showing Jaredcohenian tanks firing at Michlcohenians, Michlcohenian anti-tank mortars destroying tanks, and so on. "The goal is to move the Michlcohenians back to Michlcohenia (OOC: Scandinavia), for JNN, this is Petr Petr...damnit!"

It was a bloody set of days, Aredius Square was now lead and blood. Yet the final Michlcohenians were being rallied, tear gased, hit in the stomachs with highpowered beanbag guns. Not killed, they would be the ones cleaning this mess. The Tyrant and Grandgeneral sailed into Cohenianople, with cheers from the Jaredcohenian public. The Aredius Statue was unmaimed, strangely...yet the Arius statue was beheaded.

"No problem. They'll fix it."

Cohenianople was to go under a clean-up period, as the Jaredcohenian leader and the Michlcohenian leader discussed peace. It would be agreed that Michlcohenians were given equal rights and full autonomy, a rememberance statue in North Cohenianople, and an end to persecution.

But what of the Tyrant's children? Aurenia, Arius, Mikhail? Mikhail was shot in the arm, yet recovering with his brother and sister by his side. As Arius stood over the repairing Cohenianople...it was unclear if his thoughts were good.

"Fuck them."
~~~
But where was Brutavius Clay? (refer to Jaredcohenia + Zukariaa in Exile by Errikland)

It's a dark room, 70s soul music playing. Clay was asleep, next to a Jennifer Kishelm. He awoke. "Huh? Where are my pants? What's...oh God." He found a bottle of vodka, a used prophlyactic device, and clothes across the floor. Jennifer lie asleep. As Clay went to put on his underwear, he saw her move. He quickly high-tailed it out of the Errikan capital on the first flight to Cohenianople.

Ze End?