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OOC: I don't want to miss out in the fun of a Griffencrest attack.

IC: That's right, we have oil. Recently, in a very sparsely populated area of Kubra we found the precious black substance called oil. Although this is onyl one well we've discovered many other locations in the area with oil. We're now willing to sell the oil to nations that need it.

We've also found various oil sands. However, we wish not to take the oil form the sands until technology is developed that can extract ALL the oil from the sands, rather than some.

So, any buyers?

OOC:lol...I want to beat him to it!!!



Security Contractors Inc Mercenaries shall be landing on your shores soon.



Have a nice day!

Skyetech Industries posseses the technology to extract enough oil from the oil sands for it to be well worth our while. We would like to purchase the oil sands from you and, if possible, refine it in your nation (otherwise we can simply haul them back to Siap and then ship them out to buyers). Please make us an offer.

~Owen Carson
Chief Operations Officer
Skyetech Industries

And if you don't like our offer, we will use our large private army to torch all of your oil fields so we can sell more synth-oil products.

And if you don't like our offer, we will use our large private army to torch all of your oil fields so we can sell more synth-oil products.

OOC: lol, You'll have to fight mine first!!

OOC:lol...I want to beat him to it!!!



Security Contractors Inc Mercenaries shall be landing on your shores soon.



Have a nice day! OOC: No, you monster!

Well anyways, I hope you have plenty of Quinine. The only ways into Kubra safely is by the city ports, the rest is either rocky shores or Malaria infested rainforests. In fact, they kind of mix together. Would you like a map?

Skyetech Industries posseses the technology to extract enough oil from the oil sands for it to be well worth our while. We would like to purchase the oil sands from you and, if possible, refine it in your nation (otherwise we can simply haul them back to Siap and then ship them out to buyers). Please make us an offer.

~Owen Carson
Chief Operations Officer
Skyetech Industries Fair enough, but we need a good offer. What is it you would be willing to buy them for?

OOC: No, you monster!

Well anyways, I hope you have plenty of Quinine. The only ways into Kubra safely is by the city ports, the rest is either rocky shores or Malaria infested rainforests. In fact, they kind of mix together. Would you like a map?


yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

However, during the RP (If it happens) i'll be using my puppet state: Mercenary Corps.

We can be friends! Would you like to buy our NexGen Oilix? Its a photoautotrophic algae that can produce 2,3,4 trimethylpentane (cleanest and most efficient component of gasoline). We also have replacements for petrochemical industries by making terephthalic acid and other plastic base compounds from cellulose.

yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

However, during the RP (If it happens) i'll be using my puppet state: Mercenary Corps. OOC: Goody, than it's settled then. I've got a map ready, I just need to mark off oil sites.

Fair enough, but we need a good offer. What is it you would be willing to buy them for?

I'm too tired to think. Name a price. (I'd be willing to buy them assuming I could refine 100% of the oil out of it.)

We can be friends! Would you like to buy our NexGen Oilix? Its a photoautotrophic algae that can produce 2,3,4 trimethylpentane (cleanest and most efficient component of gasoline). We also have replacements for petrochemical industries by making terephthalic acid and other plastic base compounds from cellulose. No thank you, we use electric cars. Why else would we just sell away our oil?

Rule #1 (Gotta have rules)

no nukes. Nukes are NOT COOL! They are noobish.

Thats about it.

No thank you, we use electric cars. Why else would we just sell away our oil?

offer is open to others who are willing to tear Kubra apart for oil.

Rule #1 (Gotta have rules)

no nukes. Nukes are NOT COOL! They are noobish.

Thats about it.

What if I want to irradiate the oil fields so no one can use them and people have to buy my synthetic petrochemicals in a James Bondish manner?

I'm too tired to think. Name a price. (I'd be willing to buy them assuming I could refine 100% of the oil out of it.) OOC: Wait, but if I decline there be more boodshed.... Less porfit, but moe bloodshed.....on with the war!

IC: We will not give you ALL of the oil sands. However, how does 100 acres for over a billion sound?

OOC: OMGWTFSCAM!

OOC: I'm gonna sent in forces on Kubra's side. With Kubra's permission, of course. <.<

OOC: I'm gonna sent in forces on Kubra's side. With Kubra's permission, of course. <.< OOC: Permission will be granted when the fighting starts.

OOC: I'm gonna sent in forces on Kubra's side. With Kubra's permission, of course. <.<


Ah, fight against me eh? lol

Ah, fight against me eh? lol
It was bound to happen someday.

OOC: Contestants, start your war machines! Ready, set, bomb!

What if I want to irradiate the oil fields so no one can use them and people have to buy my synthetic petrochemicals in a James Bondish manner?

Then you'd be nuking my troops. Which would not be cool!



@LNI: lol!

I'm guessing that you have about 24,500,000 soldiers, including airforce, Navy, and Army, correct? I need your statistics first.


By the way, usually I wouldn't declare war for oil or anything like that, but right now I just want a little fun ;)

OOC: Wait, but if I decline there be more boodshed.... Less porfit, but moe bloodshed.....on with the war!

IC: We will not give you ALL of the oil sands. However, how does 100 acres for over a billion sound?

OOC: OMGWTFSCAM!

OOC: I don't know jack shit about oil sands.

IC: We feel you might be trying to scam us. We will pay $1000 an acre.

über-secret IC:

The High risk investments department sat inside the closed conference room. Extremely trippy music involving a hypnotic rythm, an Indian woman cooing and ceramic drums was playing. The air was thick with smoke, as the men sat around the table with their business suits open. Or at least the ones who hadn't were. Red eyes abounded. Bags of White Kastle (Siapian knockoff of White Castle®) were strewn across the table.
One man passed a joint to the next. "He-hey man. What if we, like, contaminated this new oil field..."

"What if I contaminated your mom's oil field..."

they all began laughing crazily.


"Shit man, that's funny. What if we, like, used our troops to contaminate their oil supplies and then people would buy from us?"

They all looked at each other and screamed "Profits!" and fell over laughing. "I'll call the security division immediately."

OOC: I don't know jack shit about oil sands.

IC: We feel you might be trying to scam us. We will pay $1000 an acre.

über-secret IC:

The High risk investments department sat inside the closed conference room. Extremely trippy music involving a hypnotic rythm, an Indian woman cooing and ceramic drums was playing. The air was thick with smoke, as the men sat around the table with their business suits open. Or at least the ones who hadn't were. Red eyes abounded. Bags of White Kastle (Siapian knockoff of White Castle®) were strewn across the table.
One man passed a joint to the next. "He-hey man. What if we, like, contaminated this new oil field..."

"What if I contaminated your mom's oil field..."

they all began laughing crazily.


"Shit man, that's funny. What if we, like, used our troops to contaminate their oil supplies and then people would buy from us?"

They all looked at each other and screamed "Profits!" and fell over laughing. "I'll call the security division immediately."


Ah c'mon! I'm not going to tear apart my reputation for being a positive force in the world for nothing! Do you have to contaminate the oil field?

OOC: I've never seen potheads talk like that... Uh, not that I smoke or nothin'. People smoke that shit to escape reality. I don't need that shit. I am reality. Also, they should be eating Dolitos (knock-off Doritos). Mmm, Dolitos.

IC:
Isle of Ireland News at 7
We've just recieved word that the ARLNI has mobilised the Black Flag Army (OOC: 100,000 very good soldiers, I'll cut the number down if you want) in response to various rumours that allied nation Kubra is facing an invasion at the hands of capitalist pig-mercenaries. While these rumours are uncertain, given that fact that oil fields have recently been discovered, and the nature of the swine-capitalist, that there will, in fact, be an invasion or military coercion. Here's saying Good Luck to our brothers at LNI! Signing off.

Preopsterous, no deal.

OOC: I have some Marijuana fields, you might pass thme on the way to the oil fields. You never know.My advice is don't burn the crops unless you wan to.

Ah c'mon! I'm not going to tear apart my reputation for being a positive force in the world for nothing! Do you have to contaminate the oil field?

OOC:
I won't use nukes. Skyetech doesn't actually have nukes (trust me...) and if it did, it wouldn't use them over something this stupid. If I can't get the oil sands, I will probably contaminate a few of the oil fields, and then fire the stoners who thought of the idea, pay token reparations and bail out.

Preopsterous, no deal.

OOC: I have some Marijuana fields, you might pass thme on the way to the oil fields. You never know.My advice is don't burn the crops unless you wan to.

Siap has all the pot it could ever need. Trust me.

If your people are into things that make them loopy, you should consider Siapian absinthe.

OOC: I've never seen potheads talk like that... Uh, not that I smoke or nothin'. People smoke that shit to escape reality. I don't need that shit. I am reality. Also, they should be eating Dolitos (knock-off Doritos). Mmm, Dolitos.

OOC: Hypothetically speaking, if I had ever smoked marijuana with several other people, it (could have) produced dumb ideas like that, or dumb ideas that led me to be run out of a small town in Virginia. Of course, had any of this had ever happened Also, at this hypothetical situation we were eating extremely greasy cheeseburgers, albeit not from White Castle.

OOC: I don't want to miss out in the fun of a Griffencrest attack.
OOC: ROFL hahaha o and how fun they are. Well you knew this was coming.

"It seems that Kubra has oil, eh?" Claudius Griffincrest said to an aide. "I've always like the Kubrans. They help us out back in the civil war. Well, it's their own fault. Send a battlegroup"

"Yes sir" the aide said before running out of the office.

Soon, 75,000 men, 800 Mercury's, 500 Behemoth II's, 150 SA-11's, 100 G7's, and 25 BM-21's were en route to Kubra.

Message to Kubra

You really should not just blatantly announce your oil like that. Well, thank you for your help back in the day, but have fun with a few pissed pff ex-Commie rebels who lost their brother to a Kubran with a handgun crammed up his ass.

Sincerely,
Claudius Griffincrest, CEO, Griffincrest Oil Inc.

OOC: ROFL hahaha o and how fun they are. Well you knew this was coming.

"It seems that Kubra has oil, eh?" Claudius Griffincrest said to an aide. "I've always like the Kubrans. They help us out back in the civil war. Well, it's their own fault. Send a battlegroup"

"Yes sir" the aide said before running out of the office.

Soon, 75,000 men, 800 Mercury's, 500 Behemoth II's, 150 SA-11's, 100 G7's, and 25 BM-21's were en route to Kubra.

Message to Kubra

You really should not just blatantly announce your oil like that. Well, thank you for your help back in the day, but have fun with a few pissed pff ex-Commie rebels who lost their brother to a Kubran with a handgun crammed up his ass.

Sincerely,
Claudius Griffincrest, CEO, Griffincrest Oil Inc. OOC: Oh my god, I remember that! JUst saying, but now we make plastic handguns for the adult toy industry. So anyways, will you be hitting the oil sands or the drills?

somebody tell me about thi s handgun-up-the-ass thing?

somebody tell me about thi s handgun-up-the-ass thing? OOC; Funny story ,during his civil war one of my soldiers was caught behind enemy lines with only his handgun. He turned on the safety (as far as I cna remember) and stuck it up his ass to conceal it.

OOC; Funny story ,during his civil war one of my soldiers was caught behind enemy lines with only his handgun. He turned on the safety (as far as I cna remember) and stuck it up his ass to conceal it.

This inspires one to lovingly rip some of the dialogue from the James Bond movie Goldeneye

"For England James?"

"No. For me."

I'll hit the drills.

And what does that quote have to do with...anything?

OOC: Is there any possiblility I could join in? I would prabably be a lone invader. Basicly I would kill anything I saw...

And what does that quote have to do with...anything?

OOC: Just think about it. If you haven't seen Goldeneye, it doesn't make sense. If i explain it it won't be as funny.

OOC: Is there any possiblility I could join in? I would prabably be a lone invader. Basicly I would kill anything I saw... OOC: More the merrier.

OOC: More the merrier.


OOC: Before I actually send my troops out is there a limit you would like to impose? I don't want to just decimate you or wanderjar by numbers alone...

OOC: Before I actually send my troops out is there a limit you would like to impose? I don't want to just decimate you or wanderjar by numbers alone... OOC: Bring on the Soviet-like numbers.

OOC: Bring on the Soviet-like numbers.
Okay, I'm doing tha math now on how many people on each ship and stuff...

I already count 4 million between the infantry and vehicle crews...

Okay, I'm doing tha math now on how many people on each ship and stuff...

I already count 4 million between the infantry and vehicle crews... Dear dear, tha'ts moe soldiers than I could deploy. Feh, I'll just have to rp really well.

Dear dear, tha'ts moe soldiers than I could deploy. Feh, I'll just have to rp really well.

Don't worry, there's only 57 naval vessels accompanying them... Once of which is a superdreadnaught...
;)

Don't worry, there's only 57 naval vessels accompanying them... Once of which is a superdreadnaught...
;) OOC: Crap, I can't use msot of my navy since I lowered the whole military size to 1%. Nom matter, you can beat any enemy with superior strategy.

Ummmm... can I just link you to the package deal that I'm using? I'm two Carrier Battle group 2s from DMG's storefront. Also I'm sending a Overlord Class Trimaran Super Dreadnaught...

Links:
Carrier group (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10242829&postcount=1667)

Overlord Super Dreadnaught (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10405348&postcount=2059)

I accidently deleted what I was doing...

Ummmm... can I just link you to the package deal that I'm using? I'm two Carrier Battle group 2s from DMG's storefront. Also I'm sending a Overlord Class Trimaran Super Dreadnaught...

Links:
Carrier group (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10242829&postcount=1667)

Overlord Super Dreadnaught (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10405348&postcount=2059)

I accidently deleted what I was doing... I bought those, they're really good. However, my navy is simply too small now to accomadate my overall fleet.

Supreme Admiral F. Crowley read over the morning breifings. The Uranium Mining Industry was starting to lose steam. The oil they needed was rapidly depleting the offshore sources that the Hills had. Over crowding was being reported in every major city and even in a number of small ones. The three Islands of the Hills could barely hold the rapidly growing population of over two billion.

As he read through more of the breifings he came across what some would have called a God send. Kubra was publicly announcing an abundence of oil in their lands. The Supreme Admiral had never been interested in trading and importing, unless it was military product of coarse. Today his thought train was no different.

In less than a minute, Vice Admiral B. Henderson was in the room awaiting the orders of his commanding officer. "Henderson," Crowley started, "I have found a solution to our over crowding and low oil problems. The nation of Kubra has announced vast deposits of oil in the lands. I want you to gather a sufficent attack force. I want our invasion to go on with out a hitch!"

"Yes Sir!" Henderson replied as he saluted his leader. He left the room and went to his office where he began to read all the intel he could find on Kubra. Military, Government, Economy, they would all factor in to how the invasion was drawn up.

Just over seventy-two hours later the invasion force was boarding their ships and planes. The soldiers kissing their loved ones goodbye as they marched off to bring glory to the Impireacht. Fifty thousand Behemoth III Super Heavy Battle tanks, One hundred thousand Tiger Main Battle Tanks, Fifty thousand M65/l Asteroids, Fifty thousand Impact MLRSs, Two hundred fifty thousand M998 HMMWV Humvees, and Three hundred thousand Avengers all got aboard as well.

Arnchors were pulled up. Cargo was fastened down. Men were running every which way through all of the six hundred and twelve ships as they left the port of Downings. They sailed off for the glory of the Hills.


OOC: I'm turnin' in for the night...

Supreme Admiral F. Crowley read over the morning breifings. The Uranium Mining Industry was starting to lose steam. The oil they needed was rapidly depleting the offshore sources that the Hills had. Over crowding was being reported in every major city and even in a number of small ones. The three Islands of the Hills could barely hold the rapidly growing population of over two billion.

As he read through more of the breifings he came across what some would have called a God send. Kubra was publicly announcing an abundence of oil in their lands. The Supreme Admiral had never been interested in trading and importing, unless it was military product of coarse. Today his thought train was no different.

In less than a minute, Vice Admiral B. Henderson was in the room awaiting the orders of his commanding officer. "Henderson," Crowley started, "I have found a solution to our over crowding and low oil problems. The nation of Kubra has announced vast deposits of oil in the lands. I want you to gather a sufficent attack force. I want our invasion to go on with out a hitch!"

"Yes Sir!" Henderson replied as he saluted his leader. He left the room and went to his office where he began to read all the intel he could find on Kubra. Military, Government, Economy, they would all factor in to how the invasion was drawn up.

Just over seventy-two hours later the invasion force was boarding their ships and planes. The soldiers kissing their loved ones goodbye as they marched off to bring glory to the Impireacht. Fifty thousand Behemoth III Super Heavy Battle tanks, One hundred thousand Tiger Main Battle Tanks, Fifty thousand M65/l Asteroids, Fifty thousand Impact MLRSs, Two hundred fifty thousand M998 HMMWV Humvees, and Three hundred thousand Avengers all got aboard as well.

Arnchors were pulled up. Cargo was fastened down. Men were running every which way through all of the fifty seven ships as they left the port of Downings. They sailed off for the glory of the Hills


OOC: I'm turnin' in for the night... OOC: I say we make a new thread for this war.

OOC: I say we make a new thread for this war.

I second that Motion!

Unfortunately due to more pressing concerns, Skyetech industries will no longer be able to be involved in this affair, and officially has no interest in Kubran oil.

~Ryan Dobenicz
CEO

Kubra, I honestly don't want to have a choice in what you do with Tocrowkia as well as this war. I don't wanna try and get help from Tocrowkia or Wanderjar and I don't wanna fight Tocrowkia (Wanderjar I can probably handle no offense to him). However I don't want to have this delayed. And I have one question, is this like a friendly war with no real consequences or would the effects last?

Kubra, I honestly don't want to have a choice in what you do with Tocrowkia as well as this war. I don't wanna try and get help from Tocrowkia or Wanderjar and I don't wanna fight Tocrowkia (Wanderjar I can probably handle no offense to him). However I don't want to have this delayed. And I have one question, is this like a friendly war with no real consequences or would the effects last? To be honest, I have no idea.

To be honest, I have no idea.

If we let the consequences last I'll probably let you keep at least a small portion of the land... I don't wanna completely wipe you off the map...

If we let the consequences last I'll probably let you keep at least a small portion of the land... I don't wanna completely wipe you off the map... OOC: Nah, I'll just beat you silly.

Don't worry about Tocrowkia, I think he's loading the I.G.N.O.R.E cannons.

OOC: Nah, I'll just beat you silly.

Don't worry about Tocrowkia, I think he's loading the I.G.N.O.R.E cannons.

Wait, on this?

Wait, on this? No, ze other war.

No, ze other war.

Well that might solve the problem...

Well that might solve the problem... It just might.

OOC: Maybe I should aid Kubra.

OOC: Maybe I should aid Kubra. Or invade. X3

Random Comment

Hooray for DMI getting mentioned!!!

Random Comment

Hooray for DMI getting mentioned!!! OOC: That's because you have such a great storefront.

OOC: That's because you have such a great storefront.

ooc: Thanks.

OOC: That's because you have such a great storefront.

((OOC: *Offers Kubra some chapstick...*))

((OOC: *Offers Kubra some chapstick...*)) OOC: x3 I don't get it.

OOC: x3 I don't get it.

ooc: He might be referring to kissing my ass, but I aint sure.

OOC: Nah, I'll just beat you silly.

Don't worry about Tocrowkia, I think he's loading the I.G.N.O.R.E cannons.

((OOC: You guys do know Toc is female, right?))

ooc: He might be referring to kissing my ass, but I aint sure.

((OOC: Yeah, that's it. I was just kidding around, though. :p))

((OOC: You guys do know Toc is female, right?)) OOC: So?

ooc: He might be referring to kissing my ass, but I aint sure. I'm not kissing it, I'm um....inspecting it.

((OOC: You guys do know Toc is female, right?))

OOC: Ugg, Really!? For same reason I always thought you were Toc, but then I thought maybe I was just mixing up one of your characters (who was a woman I believe) with you... it seems not.

I'm not kissing it, I'm um....inspecting it.

((OOC: Oy...you people. :rolleyes:))

((OOC: Oy...you people. :rolleyes:))OOC: Hey, it's my right to make stupid comments. It's like how people have the "god given right to bear arms". It's not smart, but it's still a right.

(Just a question... how many bbl's does Kubra produce daily? AOEN may be getting involved based on the amount, and Kubra's willingness to join the organization.)

(Just a question... how many bbl's does Kubra produce daily? AOEN may be getting involved based on the amount, and Kubra's willingness to join the organization.) OOC: Oh, around 26 million Barrels per day.

(30 million? Still seems like alot... there are nations x10 your size producing that amount. The RL nation of China, with doubles your NS population doen't produce near that... hell, the entire mideast doesn't produce that. Your nation, land wise, would have to be about three times as large as the mideast, and produce much more oil per what they produce. 30million bbl's per day is alot for NS... at least for a nation of your size. Georgraphically, your nation would need to be about the size of all Asia... inhabiting all asia with 500million people? Not likely...)

(30 million? Still seems like alot... there are nations x10 your size producing that amount. The RL nation of China, with doubles your NS population doen't produce near that... hell, the entire mideast doesn't produce that. Your nation, land wise, would have to be about three times as large as the mideast, and produce much more oil per what they produce. 30million bbl's per day is alot for NS... at least for a nation of your size. Georgraphically, your nation would need to be about the size of all Asia... inhabiting all asia with 500million people? Not likely...) OOC: Pffft, I saw a nation smaller than me pumping out 44 million. Someone called ihm on it but the oil war (courtesy of Griffencrest) still went on. The way i see it, NS is only realistic to a point.