NationStates Jolt Archive

(OOC: I recently got the "Build Bigger Bombs, Advise Scientists" issue, so I've decided to sell nukes to all sorts of seedy people)

Attention, developing nations, freedom fighters, and all of those in the world who seek real power! We of Rachkldom now have a means of providing you with the power that you seek.

With merely financial costs, you can have your very own boosted fission weaponry, to use as you see fit. Our products range from gravity bombs and warheads to suitcase bombs. If you act fast, my patience will not yet have worn and you will probably get better prices.

For the most part, we do not care what you intend to do with these weapons, though this rule is not absolute.

All payments must be made up front in gold.

As for those of you who seek to stop the proliferation of such weaponry, our overlord will not give us infinite amounts of materials, so you could just buy so much that we have little more to sell to anyone else.

Denote four of them in various metro areas throught your country. Then we'll pay you.

Denote four of them in various metro areas throught your country. Then we'll pay you.

Where do you think I tested them?

Top Secret Message from Unknown Source
"We will purchase twenty weapons... how much would it cost?"
End Message

Top Secret Message from Unknown Source
"We will purchase twenty weapons... how much would it cost?"
End Message

That depends entirely on what sort of weaponry you want.

Top Secret Message from Unknown Source
"We will purchase twenty weapons... how much would it cost?"
End Message


Will you seliver them to areas for us? I'll pay extra.

EDIT: Nevermind

Top Secret Reply to Spiral Sun
"What do you think us? Fools? We do not carry out attacks against our suppliers!"
End Message

That depends entirely on what sort of weaponry you want.

Tell you what; how about twenty standard gravity bombs, each about 100 kilotons? This would be about $60 mil in Errikan Marks (about $83.4 mil USD), though the price is possibly negotiable.

Remember, all payments must be in gold.

OOC: Errikan marks? :P

IC:

How much would it cost to purchase every single weapon you own? Of course, we will detonate these to rid the world of these weapons of mass destruction.

Message from Opusau:

The CEO of Opusau wants to purchase 10 of your 15 kiloton nuclear bombs. You have our assurance that they will not be used in a offensive way. They are only being purchased for scientific research. In return, we will give you 3 million Latinium in gold. Please respond.

Sincerly,
The CEO of Communication.

OOC: Errikan marks? :P

IC:

How much would it cost to purchase every single weapon you own? Of course, we will detonate these to rid the world of these weapons of mass destruction.

OOC: That is the standard currency the Errikan Empire. Though other nations are encoraged to adopt it, all Errikan protectorates, like me, have to use it

IC: At this point, probably about a half a billion Errikan marks, assuming you mean "nuclear weapons" when you say "weapons", though this excludes those that I have already promised to others (and to that one guy that I haven't responded to yet)

Message from Opusau:

The CEO of Opusau wants to purchase 10 of your 15 kiloton nuclear bombs. You have our assurance that they will not be used in a offensive way. They are only being purchased for scientific research. In return, we will give you 3 million Latinium in gold. Please respond.

Sincerly,
The CEO of Communication.

This deal sounds very good, except for one thing. 3 million what? Errikan marks? United States Dollars? Could you be more clear?

Latinium. It's a rare mineral only found in Opusau. It is mined, shaped into a bar, encased in platnium, and then encased in gold. Each one is worth 500 USD.

OOC: That is the standard currency the Errikan Empire. Though other nations are encoraged to adopt it, all Errikan protectorates, like me, have to use it

IC: At this point, probably about a half a billion Errikan marks, assuming you mean "nuclear weapons" when you say "weapons", though this excludes those that I have already promised to others (and to that one guy that I haven't responded to yet)

Rachkldom, as your overlord I encorage you to change your demands to include the transfer of the specific island that Errikland has requested to its(my) control.

Latinium. It's a rare mineral only found in Opusau. It is mined, shaped into a bar, encased in platnium, and then encased in gold. Each one is worth 500 USD.

Yes! Deal accepted! As soon as we have your payment, you will have your weapons.

Rachkldom, as your overlord I encorage you to change your demands to include the transfer of the specific island that Errikland has requested to its(my) control.

Uh, yeah. That.

Latinium transfered to the Bank of Rachkldom. Nuclear weapons recieved. Thank you.

Also, be careful handeling that Latinium. It has a habit as turning twice as poisonus as lead when exposed to a large amount of moisture.

OOC: That is the standard currency the Errikan Empire. Though other nations are encoraged to adopt it, all Errikan protectorates, like me, have to use it

IC: At this point, probably about a half a billion Errikan marks, assuming you mean "nuclear weapons" when you say "weapons", though this excludes those that I have already promised to others (and to that one guy that I haven't responded to yet)

Money will be wired upon delivery of goods.

Money will be wired upon delivery of goods.

Um, how about we change that to a quarter of a billion and that one island that Errikland wants?

I'll supply the island your Most Revered Overlord wants. For 200,000,000 Latinium directly from him.

Um, how about we change that to a quarter of a billion and that one island that Errikland wants?

OOC: That island is not for sale, and I agreed to the .5b. :P

Secret Message:

The Red Army of the NSSR would like to purchase 10 ICBMs if this possible. Please respond quickly. Thank you.

OOC: Sorry for taking so long to respond. I forgot to change accounts when I originally posted, so for the record, I am Red Tide2.

IC: Secret Message to Rachkldom
"We do not want gravity bombs. Do you have 50 kiliton missile warheads for Scud-Bs?"
End Message

OOC: That island is not for sale, and I agreed to the .5b. :P

OOC: Okay, I talked to Errikland, and he would be fine with just a port city, and he can arrange that w/you seperately.

Alright, agreed. We will transfer the weapons at the exact moment that you transfer the money. Ready . . . go! *begins transfer*

Secret Message:

The Red Army of the NSSR would like to purchase 10 ICBMs if this possible. Please respond quickly. Thank you.

Sorry for the delay in our response. Something unexpected arose, but we have taken care of it.

We do have such ICBMs under construction (we have transfered most of our other supplies to another client). What sort of strength would you desire, and what are you willing to pay?

OOC: Sorry for taking so long to respond. I forgot to change accounts when I originally posted, so for the record, I am Red Tide2.

IC: Secret Message to Rachkldom
"We do not want gravity bombs. Do you have 50 kiliton missile warheads for Scud-Bs?"
End Message

We do have such weapons under construction; they shall be ready very shortly. How much would you be willing to pay for them?

OOC: Tell him to sign on so I can discuss this matter with him.

We condemn your idiotic, brash sale of WMD to nations unworthy of wielding such power. We suggest you stop, and immediately. If you do not, we will take steps to stop you. Those steps being turning your nation into a glass crater.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We condemn your idiotic, brash sale of WMD to nations unworthy of wielding such power. We suggest you stop, and immediately. If you do not, we will take steps to stop you. Those steps being turning your nation into a glass crater.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To let you know, Jaredcohenia wishes to halt the sale, thus we are buying the entire stock. These will be destryoed in a manner which will not hurt the environment.

We condemn your idiotic, brash sale of WMD to nations unworthy of wielding such power. We suggest you stop, and immediately. If you do not, we will take steps to stop you. Those steps being turning your nation into a glass crater.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

I am sorry, but my government does not have the authority to make deals of international diplomacy. If you wish to establish a diplomatic condition with us, such as war, then you should discuss this with our overlord, Errikland.

Sunsfyre is looking to heavily boost military spending...i'll take 20 warheads and 50 tanks please

Sunsfyre is looking to heavily boost military spending...i'll take 20 warheads and 50 tanks please

Well, tanks aren't technically nukes, but Weapson could always use more business . . .

I can sell you the nukes for $70m in Errikan Marks (of course in gold). As for the tanks, what did you have in mind?

Bring Up My Post

Bring Up My Post

BUMP . . . :D

Hard Rock Beyond is considering changing it's diplomatic status with Rachkldom to a less hospitiable status.

To let you know, Jaredcohenia wishes to halt the sale, thus we are buying the entire stock. These will be destryoed in a manner which will not hurt the environment.

Very well then. Continue on.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Hard Rock Beyond is considering changing it's diplomatic status with Rachkldom to a less hospitiable status.

I refer you to post number 31. However, if you wish to buy anything, all you have to do is ask.

When we meant buy all bombs from you, we meant to buy all and cease production.

The .5 billion will be wired shortly.

The .5 billion will be wired shortly.

Thank you.