Spiral Sun
12-07-2006, 00:56
The Federated Republics of Spiral Sun have been found to have been committing genocide on a vast scale. So far 30% of elven and demonic beings in the F.R.S.S's territory have been killed, in a variety of fashions. This has faced mixed responses by the citizens and residents. "This is exceedingly good for business," S. Curumo, CEO of Isengard Industries insists persuasively. "The Elves always keep large areas of forest and water under the hands, killing all who enter their pagan domains. In other, the elves were always one of the worse set apples in the bunch. I believe that some may still help, if they are willing to take part in experiments, for various medical, military, and industrial purposes." Earth's Abrahamic Union applauds the attempts to quell the demonic menace. "Time someone took care of those pointy-eared snobs," a dwarf Mr. ‘Midget’ McHanderson, claims loudly. "The land they once stole, or kept in their despicable claws for selfish and vile motives, shall be reorganized as the Territories of Agrianstan and Chancellia, and we can be certain that the roles of members in our federation, will soon come to the areas.” Information Head, Greyson Postman, announced on Generalissimo Totrue Tufaar’s behalf. Emperor Serra Kraust declined to issue a statement on the matter. No F.R. elves or demons could be found, anywhere, to comment. Though Premier Coombac Kidd of the Nordic Union has not issued a statement, it is believed he supports Tufaar’s policies. Kidd has, however stated that this has nothing to do with the disappearances of Eskimos, Inuits, various extra-terrestrials, Germans, and “Shints”, from Nordic territory. The elven and demonic populations there are believed to have shrunk 72 percent.
In other news, demonic revolts have led to the rise in prices of the stylish leather clothing from the Federated Republic of Stiarsnbiars.
In other news, demonic revolts have led to the rise in prices of the stylish leather clothing from the Federated Republic of Stiarsnbiars.