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The following message was sent to the ruling powers of all major nations around the planet.

COMMISSION

From: Burnsian High Military Command
To: All Interested Parties
Subj.: Missile

As The Burnsian Desert enters yet another global conflict, we find that our weapondry is again behind the curve. We have updated our navy, however, we feel that the current generation of nuclear-ballistic missiles that we have are dated and derelict. As such, we are opening to offers for designs of a next-generation, high-payload stealth missile for our nuclear, chemical and biological arsenal. The missile must be low-profile, but able to carry several very small nuclear warheads. Said warheads must be capable of re-entry into Earth's atmosphere. The missile itself must be able to circumnavigate the globe while discreetly discharging its payload over the target. The theme of this missile should be 'undetectability'. Money is no object. The contract will be given to the country/corporation whose missile design most meets our needs.

Mitchell Craig
President-General Mitchell C. Craig
President-General, Head of State
The Burnsian Desert

Bump.

"Intercepted Comrade General."
"Excellent. Truly this shall be a wonderous day for the Hacker Corps! Now, trojan their system, and I want full printouts on their dealings. If they get this weapon we want it to! Anything they upload onto a computer, I want!" The room was alive with activity. All sorts of algorithims and programs were being sent against the Burnsian systems.

They were not to damage the system, only to monitor it. Slowly, withen hours they would be able to monitor nearly every computer in the country. The idea was to be the fly on the wall, so to speak.

The Horde sat back, and waited to see who responded.

"Intercepted Comrade General."
"Excellent. Truly this shall be a wonderous day for the Hacker Corps! Now, trojan their system, and I want full printouts on their dealings. If they get this weapon we want it to! Anything they upload onto a computer, I want!" The room was alive with activity. All sorts of algorithims and programs were being sent against the Burnsian systems.

They were not to damage the system, only to monitor it. Slowly, withen hours they would be able to monitor nearly every computer in the country. The idea was to be the fly on the wall, so to speak.

The Horde sat back, and waited to see who responded.

OOC: The plans, if delivered, would of course be housed in a server bank that is not connected to the outside world, as is standard of most corporations and countries around the globe.

OOC: Simply want to see who responds...;)

OOC: Simply want to see who responds...;)
OOC: lol, I've never seen such an elaborate tag. :p

President-General Mitchell C. Craig
President-General, Head of State
The Burnsian Desert

Our corporation intercepted your message, one would imagine quite by mistake, and wish to direct you to our companies portfolio. Whilst we appreciate you are seeking a missle, and that your missive stated you already possessed biological and chemical weaponry, LifeWyze BioTech is renown for its' superior toxins and virii and have become the leaders in this field. Perhaps it is time to upgrade your supply of toxins and virii at the same time you upgrade your missle designs.

Yours Sincerely,
Christopher Jones,
Chemical Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

--Secret message From CGUJ--
I am Dublya B Georger,leader of the Capitolist Govern of Usea-Jason.I lead a force of people who want our CEo jobs back from those damn commies.Well,we ourself dont have a missle,yet We have data on the Communist AP-12 missle.We'll only give it to you if you agree to get rid of SSu Mikoyan and those blasted Commies.
--End message--

(ooc- this is a terrorist group that wants to kick the Socalist goverment and intal a corperation as goverment.They have a spy in the Usean military that is still unknown to the Socalist.)

From: Missiles and Ordnance Company, International Division
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj.: Missile Specifications

We believe we may have a design that meets your general specifications, but prior to offering the specifics of the missile to you for your further consideration, we must ask a few questions that will allow us to determain if it is suitable.


How many warheads do you wish the missile to be capable of carrying?


What are the dimensions or yield of the 'very small' warheads?


Do you wish for a multiple re-entry design, ideal for hitting targets over an exceptionally wide area, or an atmospheric spread design, ideal for maximizing damage in a more localized area?


At what point does capability to carry and deliver warheads takes a back seat to the requested priority of being 'Undetectable'?


MOC, International Division

From: Missiles and Ordnance Company, International Division
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj.: Missile Specifications

We believe we may have a design that meets your general specifications, but prior to offering the specifics of the missile to you for your further consideration, we must ask a few questions that will allow us to determain if it is suitable.


How many warheads do you wish the missile to be capable of carrying?


What are the dimensions or yield of the 'very small' warheads?


Do you wish for a multiple re-entry design, ideal for hitting targets over an exceptionally wide area, or an atmospheric spread design, ideal for maximizing damage in a more localized area?


At what point does capability to carry and deliver warheads takes a back seat to the requested priority of being 'Undetectable'?


MOC, International Division

Re

Thank you for contacting us. Here are our specifications:

We want to be able to carry somewhere between two and eight warheads.
The warheads should be small enough so that they cannot be detected by conventional radar, but still large enough to be cost-effective.
Multiple re-entry.
We want to be able to hit targets before they are able to launch a counterattack.

Thank you for taking the time to reply. Again, we will pay handsomely if this design is what we need.

Mitchell Craig
President-General Mitchell C. Craig
President-General, Head of State
The Burnsian Desert

From: Wal*Mart
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj. Missles


Unfortunately, We are currently out of stock of Nucelar Grade Warheads. However, next week they will be on sale for only $9.95 plus tax. Thank you for shoppin at Wal*Mart

From: Missiles and Ordnance Company, International Division
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj.: Missile Specifications

We believe we have a missile that would fit the general specifications you wish for, and included are some of the baseline data and characteristics. Should it be deemed acceptable, then the blueprints, design specifications and other relevent information shall be delivered by courier to ensure information secruity.

Type: LRICBM
Propulsion: Solid-State Motor, Solid and Liquid fuel utilized
Range: 21,000 Km
Warheads/REV: Six
Guidence Systems: Inertial, Celestial
CEP: 8 m
Length: 12.32 m
Diameter: 1.69 m
Launch Mass: 48,600 Kg
Other Information: While the missile is vunerable to interception in early and mid-launch, it is designed to be close to invisible and consequently un-interceptable in the late boost phase as well as in space. It's launch method is also designed to simulate a civilian launch, like that of the launching of a wireless communications satallite to mimimize the detection and subsequent retaliation of a foreign power.

Each Re-Entry Vehicle is programmable for independent targetting as well as detonation altitude which is ideal for spreading a Biological or Chemical over an area as large or small as is desired.

MOC, International Division

Re

That will work very nicely. How much?

Mitchell Craig
President-General Mitchell C. Craig
President-General, Head of State
The Burnsian Desert

From: Missiles and Ordnance Company, International Division
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj.: Missile Cost

We are asking 69.82 billion dollars(USD) for the full blueprints, and an additional 5.52 billion dollars(USD) for sole purchasing rights to the blueprints.

MOC, International Division

From: Missiles and Ordnance Company, International Division
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj.: Missile Specifications

We believe we have a missile that would fit the general specifications you wish for, and included are some of the baseline data and characteristics. Should it be deemed acceptable, then the blueprints, design specifications and other relevent information shall be delivered by courier to ensure information secruity.

Type: LRICBM
Propulsion: Solid-State Motor, Solid and Liquid fuel utilized
Range: 21,000 Km
Warheads/REV: Six
Guidence Systems: Inertial, Celestial
CEP: 8 m
Length: 12.32 m
Diameter: 1.69 m
Launch Mass: 48,600 Kg
Other Information: While the missile is vunerable to interception in early and mid-launch, it is designed to be close to invisible and consequently un-interceptable in the late boost phase as well as in space. It's launch method is also designed to simulate a civilian launch, like that of the launching of a wireless communications satallite to mimimize the detection and subsequent retaliation of a foreign power.

Each Re-Entry Vehicle is programmable for independent targetting as well as detonation altitude which is ideal for spreading a Biological or Chemical over an area as large or small as is desired.

MOC, International Division

"Interesting, Da comrade?"
"Comrade Private...you are not Russian. You are of Magyar descent..so don't speak Russian."
"D-I mean...Yes, Comrade."
"Report this to the Ministry of War. We may just have to get our hands on such a weapon. Do you have the cost of the weapon?" The Private typed furiously, using every trick he had in the book.

We are asking 69.82 billion dollars(USD) for the full blueprints, and an additional 5.52 billion dollars(USD) for sole purchasing rights to the blueprints.

"Hmmm. Expensive. But, such a weapon is. Can you pull up a map of this...what was the selling country?"
"Theao, Comrade General."
"Yes, search for headquaters of this," he consulted the printout, "Missiles and Ordnance Company." Rather then hack into a system, the Private pulled up Google Earth.
"Here sir."
"Hmm. Well we could buy the plans...or steal them. Send the location to the ministry as well Comrade Private. and then return to your duties. I want my Troll Shaman hacked to level 60 by 3:00!"

Groznıan Secretary of Defence:
Alexander Kush:

Dear Presıdent-General,

I know your natıon's stance agaınst any and all who are ınvolved ın the Kravanıan theatre so I wıll skıp the formalıtıes. My government ıs concerned over thıs new development. I want to ask you for an agreement that nuclear weapons wıll not be used on the Groznıan mılıtary and more ımportantly the home-land ıtself. If ıt makes a dıfference to you the Republıc of Groznyj ıs strongly agaınst the ımplementatıon of nuclear weapons agaınst enemıes ın any conflıct regardless of the cırcumstance.

I trust that you wıll be reasonable and that we can mutually agree to not use WMDs on eachother, regardless of any mılıtary actıon on both of our parts.

PS: I am aware of the sıtuatıon between you and No_State_At_All, ıt ıs no secret. My government wıll not take any sıde ın that conflıct, however keep ın mınd thıs neutralıty may change ıf NSAA allıes wıth Kravanıa&Kraven Corps.

--End Transmıssıon--

PS: I am aware of the sıtuatıon between you and No_State_At_All, ıt ıs no secret. My government wıll not take any sıde ın that conflıct, however keep ın mınd thıs neutralıty may change ıf NSAA allıes wıth Kravanıa&Kraven Corps.

"So...a war, eh? Perhaps we should get to know these Burnsian's better?"
"Yes Comrade General. Shall I send a message to the Ministry of Diplomacy?"
"No, not yet....lets see if they buy the weapon first..."

"So...a war, eh? Perhaps we should get to know these Burnsian's better?"
"Yes Comrade General. Shall I send a message to the Ministry of Diplomacy?"
"No, not yet....lets see if they buy the weapon first..."

uh dıd I foget to mentıon that was a prıvate letter to Pres. Craıg? ICly you wouldn't or shouldn't know what I saıd. Srry ıf I dıdnt make ıt clear.

OOC:
--End Transmıssıon--
Most people say "sending a letter" rather then "transmitting a letter."
A transmission implies something of an electronic force, and unless he uses morse code...or radio...I got the message.

From: Missiles and Ordnance Company, International Division
To: President-General Mitchell C. Craig, The Burnsian Desert
Subj.: Missile Cost

We are asking 69.82 billion dollars(USD) for the full blueprints, and an additional 5.52 billion dollars(USD) for sole purchasing rights to the blueprints.

MOC, International Division

The following was hand-written and delivered via air courier to the Missiles and Ordenance Company's International Division.

[Official Seal of The Burnsian Desert High Military Command]

We find these terms acceptable. Enclosed is the ID and passcode of a numbered bank account belonging to International Exports, a company owned by one of our junior-level cabinet members. The balance of the account is exactly 75.34 Universal Standard Dollars. Withdraw it as you see fit. All further communications shall be handled through the Burnsian State Oil Company. Use the technical support line. Ask about pipe fitting #99919. You will be connected through there. We wish to know if this missile can be launched via mobile ballistic missile launcher.

OOC: BD, can you TG me a link of this war your in?

OOC: BD, can you TG me a link of this war your in?
OOC: Done.

With the courier's message delivered, the agent that had been handling the TBD's transaction forewarded it to the higher ups for further handlings.

Once the account's balance was confirmed and subsequently drained, a phone call was sent through the requested channel of the Burnsian State Oil Company's technical support line, concerning pipe fitting #99919 and the person who answered was asked where, how and in what form they wished the plans sent.

ooc: Assuming you meant 75.34 billion USD rather than only 75.34 USD

OOC:

Most people say "sending a letter" rather then "transmitting a letter."
A transmission implies something of an electronic force, and unless he uses morse code...or radio...I got the message.

Oh, I should have been more careful. Oh well I'm happy you understood what I mean :)

What about Exploding Penguins?

Everyone loves Exploding Penguins!

With the courier's message delivered, the agent that had been handling the TBD's transaction forewarded it to the higher ups for further handlings.

Once the account's balance was confirmed and subsequently drained, a phone call was sent through the requested channel of the Burnsian State Oil Company's technical support line, concerning pipe fitting #99919 and the person who answered was asked where, how and in what form they wished the plans sent.

ooc: Assuming you meant 75.34 billion USD rather than only 75.34 USD

"Delivered by hand to the Burnsian State Oil regional office in Sherra. Paper and DVD-R."

OOC: Yeah, billion, sorry.

With the delivery location confirmed, and the financial transaction confirmed, a courier, bearing an exceptionally secure briefcase travelled to Sherra, to the BSO regional office and delievered the blueprints.

OOC: What delivery vectors can be used?

IC: Blueprints recieved, and their mission nearing accomplishment, the BSO agents drove down the highway to a BSO factory, which uploaded the blueprints onto the secure manufacturing mainframe and began production on the newly designated R-II ballistic missile.

ooc: Delivery vectors?
Do you mean warheads?

OOC: Maybe I misused the term. How can I launch them? Submarine? Stationary base? Mobile platform (ex. SCUD)?

ooc: Ah. It can be fired from any stable platform, be it vehicle, sub or stationary.

ooc: Ah. It can be fired from any stable platform, be it vehicle, sub or stationary.

OOC: Alright. Thanks.