NationStates Jolt Archive

The Queen, Queen Andromeda, makes a statement today. She is the Book-Keeper, Holder of the Library of NS where all kinds of texts from nations like Pantocratoria and Shazbottom can be stored. Books like Mein Kampf, A Farewell to Arms, War and Peace, and texts from periods like the Classical Times can be found.

Note-I am planning on the state of my nation.

If anyone has texts they'd like the Great Library to have, please post here and we can discuss it.

We thank you for reading this. Remember, Knowledge is Power!

OOC:
Umm. You spelled my nation's name wrong. Unless your just tried to make a parody of my nation or something.

IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL PROCLIMATION***
TO: Leadership of The Library of NS
CC: All Involved
FROM: Leadership of The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom does not allow foreign entities to keep any books and/or textbooks that relate to The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. Any and all texts about The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom are kept in the Archives in the Official Government Run "Library of the Empire".

I am planning out my nation's location. I may use Egypt, as the Library of Alexandria gave me the idea, I guess. Or I could use refugees who keep to old traditions or something who find a new land, I don't know as of now.

OOC:
Umm. You spelled my nation's name wrong. Unless your just tried to make a parody of my nation or something.

IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL PROCLIMATION***
TO: Leadership of The Library of NS
CC: All Involved
FROM: Leadership of The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom does not allow foreign entities to keep any books and/or textbooks that relate to The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. Any and all texts about The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom are kept in the Archives in the Official Government Run "Library of the Empire".

Sorry if I spelt it wrong, I meant your nation as an example, same with Pantocratoria. I did not mean, I suppose that I had texts from or about your nation or what not, it was an example, I guess.

OOC:
Umm. You spelled my nation's name wrong. Unless your just tried to make a parody of my nation or something.

IC:
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL PROCLIMATION***
TO: Leadership of The Library of NS
CC: All Involved
FROM: Leadership of The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom does not allow foreign entities to keep any books and/or textbooks that relate to The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. Any and all texts about The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom are kept in the Archives in the Official Government Run "Library of the Empire".

OOC: Hold on a second here. So what happens if someone prints up a textbook that involves your nation? Do you invade them and take it away or something? I mean, no books from Shazbotdom I could understand, but no books relating to it. That's a little riddiculous.

IC :

The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds releases a statement :

The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds refuses to release any publications relating to the Galactic Empire of Mationbuds without official permission and authorization of his Imperial Majesty . Failure to comply will mean sanctions and boycotts against The Library of NS or if it is a serious breech , a invasion will be declared to reclaim all unauthorized materials . If you do wish to obtain Imperial materials from us , please do it lawfully , legally and through all proper channels .

Regards ,
Darth Bane , Imperial Regent and Grand Admiral of the Empire Protectorate Starfleet and Vice-Supreme Commander of the Imperial Forces

Devicr laughed, hard. Lying back on the couch of her two floor library, baroquely decorated by elegant supports and rails, and ormolu cabinet-bookshelves with panes of crystal glass. One of her more recent acquisitions, written in a jocular tone, was a bestseller. ‘The Hilarity of Shazbotdom’ was its title, and she could see why…

A rejistani reads this stuff on an international newspaper. Who this rejistani is does not matter since he is just in his job on a temporary basis, he knows that within 4 elections he'd use the majority in the lentine'het and this is in 2 weeks. The Rejistanian, who just happens to be head of state sends a message to Shazbotdom via anonymous proxy. The message only says: http://vikiivedia.rj/Xazvotdom (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Shazbotdom)

The AI entity, the Final Encyclopedia/Greater Synopticon of Entirty containing the entire libraries of many nations wishes to scan and download the entire content of your libraries. We will provide several hundred automatic page turning optical scanners, over one hundred computers, and the workforce (consisting of several hundred drone robots) to completely digitize the library to you for free in exchange we would like to download the entire content of your library. The drone robot pages will be free to you on a permanent basis. To make this easy we will provide a large solar and wind array to power the computers on the roof of the library.

OOC: Hold on a second here. So what happens if someone prints up a textbook that involves your nation? Do you invade them and take it away or something? I mean, no books from Shazbotdom I could understand, but no books relating to it. That's a little riddiculous.

OOC:
What i ment was books about the specific details of Shazbotdom. If a nation has a book about say a war with Shazbotdom then thats fine.

We here at the Science Section, Education Directorate would like to gift to The Library of NS a three-volume set entitled The Waterfowl of Shazbotdom: Their Migration Patterns and Their Effects on Local Food Chains and Water Acidity by O.C. Dee. Hopefully this title will assist all students throughout the multiverse who choose to do research on the details of Shazbotdom's aquarian ornithology and how they relate to the overall ecology and health of the water table.

http://www.weirdozone.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/laura_kelvan.gifSenior Civil Servant Laura Kelvan
Central Federal Library
Federated Segments of Scolopendra

The National Library of the Armed Republic of Skibereen would like to gift to this most auspicious project "War of Races: The African Indroduction to Skibereen" By Mogimbi O'Umbutu
The Book chronicals and examines the in the influence African rebels had on Skibereenian culture and the interaction with the Irish Finegall peoples of Skibereen which allowed the African immigrants to muster a Navy and wage a 40 year war on European Slave trade.

This is one of the proudest moments in Skibereenian History and no other volume so completely chronicals those 40 years.

I am proud to announce the donation of four volumes on ancient Spirilian mythology, two on the history of liqour, and one on the help of Totrue Tufaar, Generalissimo of the Federated Republics of Spiral Sun, in the creation of Earth's original Triangular Trade.

Greyson Postman,
Minister of Information and Secretary of Communication of the Pan Galactic Confederation

The Great Republican Library of The Armed Capitalist Republic of The Silver Sky would like to donate five copies of the 'The Complete Photographic History of the Nexian Continental War' which covers the before, during and after events of a war that changed the face of the continents, we are also happy to send your library four copies of 'The Infulence of Naval Warfare on the Great Wars of the Nexian Continent, an over view of naval designs and battles during the 500 year history of the pre-modern Nexian Continent.

These books detail some of the greatest, and worst wars of the several empires that have dotted the Nexian Continent before the formation of the modern Armed Capitalist Republic.

To All Nations who wish to donate texts

We accept all your offers of donations of texts. You can send them to us when you are able to, we hope they will make good additions or what not to our Library.

Thank you for your donations.

To: Her Majesty Queen Andromeda, Keeper of the Library of NS
From: The Hon Cecile Bucelli MCL, Premier and Minister for Trade

Your Majesty,

Congratulations on the establishment of the great Library of NS. As you might be aware, much of the Pantocratorian publishing industry has been relocated to Pantocratorian Ambara as part of my government's push to expand Pantocratorian Ambara's exports into other markets than commodities. We hope that you will consider entering into a special trading relationship with Pantocratorian Ambara to assist your staff in stocking literary works from Pantocratoria's publishing houses and any other publishing needs.

Yours Sincerely,

Cecile Bucelli
Premier and Minister for Trade
Colonial Government, Andrium
Colony of Pantocratorian Ambara

Your Magesty:

We at Dastardly Stench feel that your purposes will be greatly served
by the inclusion in your library of that classic Dastardly Stench text:

The Smell of Success


Thank you in advance.

Gurgle the Dragon
Ambassador Aromatus
Dominion of Dastardly Stench

the empire will not give you any datapads concerning them so if you try to take any thieir will be a battle fleet in orbit of your nation

(Hey, Mr. or Ms. Library person. You have a TG)

the empeoer has changed his mind you may have info on public life in the empire