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LifeWyze BioTech Shake-up

Cruxium
08-07-2006, 19:22
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*This notice is posted throughout LifeWyze and BioFarm Projects facilities, with relevent news stories being broadcast globally.*

LifeWyze BioTech has undergone reorganization to ensure heightened levels of corporate efficiency and an increase in profit margins. The previous board of directors has been almost totally reorganized, with many members being dismissed from the company. The new board of directors is as follows;

The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine, Executive Officer
Lord Roger Price, Finance Director
Lord Robert Smythe, Human Resources Director
Sir James Johnston, Marketing Director
Dr. Marcus Price, Research and Development Director
Winston Charles, Biological Weaponry Division Director
Christopher Jones, Chemical Weaponry Division Director
Frederick Digbeth, Biological and Chemical Warfare Solutions Division Director
Dr. Robert Wagner, HealthCare Division Director
Michael Grosvenor, BioFarm Projects Executive Officer


*The statement is signed by each of the ten members of the board.*
Cruxium
08-07-2006, 19:46
Financial Notice

As of July 8th, all HealthCare prices shall be raised by a maximum of 5%. Furthermore, there is to be an increase in funding of 3% the for Research and Development Department with budget cuts of 8% to the Biological Warfare Division.

*Signed by the board of directors*
Cruxium
08-07-2006, 21:32
LifeWyze Modification

*Notices posted throughout the various LifeWyze facilities with news broadcasts throughout the globe.*

As of July 9th, LifeWyze Biological Technologies will be renamed to LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

Furthermore, the LifeWyze board of directors is discussing the possibilities of making LifeWyze a public limited company.

*Signed by the board of directors.*