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Bank of Saint Lazare - [EII ONLY]

Alif Laam Miim
08-07-2006, 02:11
Bank of Saint Lazare

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Founded shortly after the formation of the Grand Duchy of Saint Lazare, the Bank of Saint Lazare is a large emporium of money, with numerous rich investors and gambling residents hosting accounts. All accounts are private, although certain data will remain public - aside from this caveat, what one does with this account and how long one holds it is completely up to the holder.

Rules for use:

1. Since the Bank of Saint Lazare exists in the phenomenal world of Earth II, only account-holders from EII may apply here. Likewise, funds deposited or withdrawn from this bank must used for purposes in the fabulous world of Earth II. ANY INFRACTIONS ON THIS RULE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE AND UNCONDITIONAL TERMINATION OF THE ACCOUNT - funds will not be returned to the account owner, as part of the punishment for rule infraction - the funds will be deposited into an undisclosed account, for uses by the bank itself.

2. Applicants must have at least $100,000 to deposit for any consideration. Applicants must also reach the minimum standards for the variety of account selected to hold their account, and the amount of money remaining in the account must be at or above the minimum level as detailed for the account type, unless the account holder is performing a bank withdrawal.

3. For purposes of this bank alone, interest rates are either compounded monthly [RL 1week], or annually [RL 3 months]. The fiscal month begins on RL Saturday, and the fiscal year is the first Saturday of the three-month period.

4. If an account exceeds the minimum amount required to start another account of a different grade, the account holder may opt to upgrade their account level to that level. Sufficed to say, once the account is upgraded, the account cannot exceed its minimum account holdings for that particular level, although the account holder can opt to downgrade their account to a lower level. For all accounts, there is no maximum amount to invest [although if you have a lot of money, you can own the bank! ;) The amount of "a lot" is determined by the ranking system of the Bank owner.]

5. If the Bank owner [i.e. me] is on vacation for the period, interest rates do NOT compound and the amount in the account will remain as it was before the vacation began when the Bank owner returns.

6. All account withdrawals are free of charge; there are no surcharges at all [partially because I hate surcharges myself, and besides that, it'd be too hard for a non-econ guy like me...].

7. Loans are to be paid in full within 1 year [RL 3months], plus the amount of interest acquired over the time [loans are compounded with interest, so the sooner you pay it off, the better :)]. If the loan applicant has a bank account, they are offered the option to have automatic monthly payments from that account, up until the amount of money in the account is exhausted to its limit - otherwise, all loan applicants must pay [i.e. post a reply with the payment, to be verified by various sources] back in full.

8. All of the information provided here is the absolute most public that details will be revealed on that particular account. We will not ask any questions pertaining to the reason for the account, but if intelligence reveals that your money is being used for subversive means [i.e. terrorism, slave markets, illicit arms deals, and any other reason deemed by the Bank owner to be subversive], the account will be frozen until further notice. If the account holder does not reply within 1 year [RL 3months] of the intelligence inquiry [we will let you know] without any proof of innocence in the matter, the account will be then closed with no return of funds. The funds will be deposited into an undisclosed account, for uses by the bank itself.

9. Although the money is technically property of the account holder, it remains to the account holder to behave in a manner that is conducive to good business. Likewise, account holders acting outside norms [i.e. godmoding, using unappropriated funds, and anything else deemed by the Bank owner to be abnormal] shall have their accounts freezed until further notice. If the account holder does not square up by the end of 1 year [RL 3 months], the account will be then terminated, with no return of funds. The funds will be deposited into an undisclosed account for uses by the bank itself.

10. To be eligible to open an account - along with the standard set in Rule 1, which above all trumps any and all other conditions - the account holder must be a representative of a nation recognized by the Grand Duchy of Saint Lazare, an international corporation not linked to military production or an international corporation linked to military production approved by the Grand Duchy for investments and account holding, an international organization not connected to any military affiliations or an international organization connected to any military affiliations approved by the Grand Duchy for investments and account holding , or a private depositor [i.e. no data connected to the person].

[NOTE: there is obviously a big loophole in this rule; I hope that it won't get exploited :rolleyes:, but obviously, if your private depositor turns out to be the big dog of the Sicilian Mafia, the account will hold to Rule 6.]

11. All accounts held will amount to the standard currency of Earth II only. We do not perform foreign currency exchanges, even if the national currency of the account holder is different than the standard Earth II currency.

12. This list of rules is subject to change, at the convenience of the Bank owner. All those who have accounts shall be notified of the changes and given 1 month [RL 1 week] to correct any infringements on this rule. Otherwise, the account will hold to Rule 7 and any other applicable Rules.


[U]Available Accounts:

Savings:

Level 1 - minimum $100,000
Interest Rate - 2% compounded annually [RL 3 months]

Level 2 - minimum $500,000
Interest Rate - 5% compounded annually [RL 3 months]

Level 3 - minimum $1,000,000
Interest Rate - 7% compounded annually [RL 3 months]

Level 4 - minimum $5,000,000
Interest Rate - 10% compounded annually [RL 3 months]

Level 5 - minimum $10,000,000
Interest Rate - 15% compounded annually [RL 3 months]

Level 6 - minimum $100,000,000
Interest Rate - 25% compounded annually [RL 3 months]

Level 7 - minimum $1,000,000,000 [1 bil]
Interest Rate - 2% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]

Level 8 - minimum $10,000,000,000 [10 bil]
Interest Rate - 5% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]

Level 9 - minimum $100,000,000,000 [100bil]
Interest Rate - 7% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]

Level 10 - minimum $1,000,000,000,000 [1 tril]
Interest Rate - 10% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]

CD [unable to withdraw until period has terminated]:

Level 1 - minimum $10,000,000
Interest Rate - 25% compounded annually [RL 3 months] for 1 RL Year

Level 2 - minimum $1,000,000,000 [1 bil]
Interest Rate - 50% compounded annually [RL 3 months] for 1 RL Year

Level 3 - minimum $100,000,000,000 [100 bil]
Interest Rate - 75% compounded annually [RL 3 months] for 1 RL Year

Loans:

Level 1 - $100,000,000 [100 mil]
Interest Rate - 10% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]

Level 2 - $100,000,000,000 [100 bil]
Interest Rate - 20% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]

Level 3 - $100,000,000,000,000 [100 tril]
Interest Rate - 50% compounded monthly [RL 1 week]


NOTE: The account will start to accrue its interest when the account is confirmed by the Bank owner. We remind all applicants that only members of Earth II may apply here. There's another bank around somewhere else for general applicants, but we cannot say where for the moment.

NOTE2: Applicants can apply here, before receiving special instructions after passing qualifications and security tests. Special instructions will arrive via TGs.
Alif Laam Miim
08-07-2006, 02:13
Account Holders:

Grand Duchy of Saint Lazare
Savings - $127,604,166.67

Empire of Layarteb
Savings - $31,198,397,290,736.70

Holy Empire of Hawdawg
Savings - $1,196,899,543,628.88

Realm of Cotland
Savings - $15,378,299,045,932.90

Nuevo Rica
Savings - $9,415,285,130,163.00

United States of Brink
Savings - $12,553,713,506,884.00

Gran Casino Monaco
Savings - $15,475,660,463,208.60

Windhoek Instruments
Savings - $1,902,362,691.84

Sundassala Corporation
Savings - $23,000,000.00
Layarteb
08-07-2006, 03:58
The Empire will invest 10% of its available $90,370,644,000,000.00 in the Bank of Saint Lazare due to its phenomenal interest rate of 10%. We will, therefore, invest $9,037,064,400,000.00. We will be investing at level 10.
Hawdawg
08-07-2006, 04:22
The Holy Republic of Hawdawg wishes to invest the sum of $496,670,758,300 @ the level 9 rate. These funds represent a portion of the revenue generated from Annual Sales in the state-owned C Rations R Us storefront and the recently expanded Hawdawg Stock Exchange.
Alif Laam Miim
08-07-2006, 04:35
[ooc: haha :)]

Both applicants have been reviewed and have been accepted. You will each receive special instructions regarding your account details. It is very important that you save these details to access and modify your account as needed.
Cotland
08-07-2006, 12:24
Encrypted Communique

Dear sir,

The Realm has noticed your bank and its favorable interest rates, and therefore wishes to move approximately fifty percent of the National Emergency Fund to your bank. We wish to deposit a total of $4,900,000,000,000 into your bank. In short, we wish to open a Level 10 Savings Account. Please transmit the necessary information to the Royal Ministry of Finance, c/o Finance Minister Siv Jensen, Government Plaza 4, C-0026 OSLO. Thank you in advance.

[signed]
Siv Jensen (FrP)
Minister of Finance
The Realm of Cotland
Alif Laam Miim
08-07-2006, 19:05
Cotland - confirmed
Neuvo Rica
08-07-2006, 21:23
Contact:
To:The Bank of Saint Lazare
From:The Neuvo Rican Treasury

We would like to deposit $3,000,000,000,000.00 in your bank, in a level 10 savings account. We must say that we are incredibly impressed by the interest rates of 10% that your bank has to offer.

Your Friends,

The Neuvo Rican Treasury
Alif Laam Miim
08-07-2006, 23:07
Nuevo Rica - confirmed

We're glad you like the rates.
Layarteb
09-07-2006, 02:03
Come on someone put more than me in because i just feel like I am swimming in money.
United States of Brink
09-07-2006, 13:27
"As with the rest of the economic world that seems to be cashing in on the Bank of Lazare we too wish to deposit some 4,000,000,000,000 in a Level 10 Savings account.
Alif Laam Miim
10-07-2006, 00:13
snip

duly noted and done...
Alif Laam Miim
11-07-2006, 02:33
Gran Casino Monaco wishes to open a promising bank account with $4,931,022,348,000 [4tril, 931bil, 22mil, 348thou] in a private bank account.

[ooc: to all in E2 who thinks that this is godmod, rest assured, this is a private account, so it's not money that the government can't use at all... it's more like fodder. Also a good example of something I'd expect, although there's nothing wrong with the ones that I've already received... And I guess if you'd like to say it, it's bump material...]


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Bank of Saint Lazare has accepted and opened this account.
Layarteb
11-07-2006, 02:45
That 9 trillion was just 10% of what I have lying around so yeah that'd be a godmod claim quicker than yours despite it being legit.
Alif Laam Miim
11-07-2006, 02:59
That 9 trillion was just 10% of what I have lying around so yeah that'd be a godmod claim quicker than yours despite it being legit.

im not certain if that was a legitimizing explaination or I'm really tired right... I think it's a combination of the two...
United States of Brink
11-07-2006, 22:27
...Gives me an idea : Windhoek Instruments would like to open a savings account of 1.5 billion dollars (profits made from BISE). This would be a level 7. This is a private company.
Dweladelfia prime
12-07-2006, 04:09
From: Sundassala Corporation
To: The Bank of Saint Lazare
Subject: Savings Acount

The Sundassala Corporation would like to open a Level 5 Savings acount. And would like to deposit 20,000,000 USDs.

Info:

Level 5 - minimum $10,000,000
Interest Rate - 15% compounded annually [RL 3 months]
Alif Laam Miim
12-07-2006, 19:28
Both applications have been reviewed and accepted. We will be notifying you shortly with your bank information.
Alif Laam Miim
21-07-2006, 15:47
It seems that E2 bank investments have slowed their pace...
Alif Laam Miim
02-08-2006, 18:50
I may not be posting, but hell, I'm still taking. The first year will end on 30 Sept 2006, and all accounts will be updated at that moment. Those who have requested it shall have receive their annual statements via TG. This is only for EII nations.
United States of Brink
02-08-2006, 19:00
Id like the Statement TG.
Layarteb
02-08-2006, 19:25
I may not be posting, but hell, I'm still taking. The first year will end on 30 Sept 2006, and all accounts will be updated at that moment. Those who have requested it shall have receive their annual statements via TG. This is only for EII nations.

OOC: Can't wait.
Cotland
02-08-2006, 20:03
OOC: Can't wait.
Ditto
Alif Laam Miim
03-08-2006, 19:26
don't worry - you'll have more than doubled your profits with my interest rates!
Layarteb
26-08-2006, 16:35
When do the statements come out?
Saint Lazare
25-09-2006, 16:56
When do the statements come out?

This Saturday - don't think that I've forgotten...
Layarteb
25-09-2006, 23:03
This Saturday - don't think that I've forgotten...

OOORAH! After the 6 trillion I netted over at BISE I can't wait to see what I can nab now.
Hawdawg
26-09-2006, 04:28
OOORAH! After the 6 trillion I netted over at BISE I can't wait to see what I can nab now.

Ah yes but remember I hold the record for most money earned in the BISE. I hold all the shares of visara co. outright and they have turned over several times since the onset. We might think of some grand project Layarteb and Hawdawg could invest in to better the lives of our citizens.

-Hawdawg
Layarteb
26-09-2006, 23:17
Ah yes but remember I hold the record for most money earned in the BISE. I hold all the shares of visara co. outright and they have turned over several times since the onset. We might think of some grand project Layarteb and Hawdawg could invest in to better the lives of our citizens.

-Hawdawg

OOC: Yeah we're both richer than sin so...
Saint Lazare
29-09-2006, 04:56
I'll tell you right now - you've made more money investing in my bank than you did investing in that stock.
Layarteb
29-09-2006, 05:02
I'll tell you right now - you've made more money investing in my bank than you did investing in that stock.

OOC: Read them and weap peoples.
Hawdawg
29-09-2006, 13:21
OOC: Yeah we're both richer than sin so...

LOL!

I'll tell you right now - you've made more money investing in my bank than you did investing in that stock.

Interesting, can't wait for the numbers.

-Hawdawg
Neuvo Rica
29-09-2006, 17:57
I'd be grateful if you could send some annual statements in this direction.
Alif Laam Miim
30-09-2006, 01:49
I will have a new thread up, but the accounts have been updated. Likewise, I've sent TG summaries about their account to their box. Hope you like the rewards of banking with Saint Lazare.
Layarteb
30-09-2006, 14:20
Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Shit!!!!

amount ::: $31,198,397,290,736.70

Deposits : $9,940,770,840,000.00
Interest Accrued ::: $21,257,626,450,736.70

Holyyyyyyyyyy Shit!
Layarteb
30-09-2006, 14:28
Alright I would like to do something with this money. Can I open 5 Level 3 CDs with $4 trillion each?

So where is the new thread btw? Do you want to use that or this as the main one?
Saint Lazare
30-09-2006, 18:36
Alright I would like to do something with this money. Can I open 5 Level 3 CDs with $4 trillion each?

So where is the new thread btw? Do you want to use that or this as the main one?

The new thread is being crafted right now... I have the time for it right now... and I remembered!!!

FYI, you can do the CDs, but you need to specify where you're getting the money - from your account or from your base GDP standings...
Layarteb
30-09-2006, 18:41
The new thread is being crafted right now... I have the time for it right now... and I remembered!!!

FYI, you can do the CDs, but you need to specify where you're getting the money - from your account or from your base GDP standings...

Definitely from the account. I'll take the 1 trillion out of the 21 and keep it in the normal account and funnel 20 trillion into CDs :).
Hawdawg
06-10-2006, 01:42
To: Bank of Saint Lazare

From: Holy Republic of Hawdawg

Re: Funds

We wish to transfer 1 Trillion USD from our savings account into a level 3 CD. We are wiring an additional 4 billion USD to even out our current savings account to 200 Billion USD. As a token of the most generous rates offered by your bank, we wish to splurge the sum of $10 million USD on your employees. Have a party, give out bonuses, but by all means please reward them for the hardwork they do. (Please wire the remaining savings balance of $889,543,628 to the Zurich Swiss Acccount #43550-0943-XXXX-XX-X).

Sincerely,

Gordon Wells
Prime Minister
Holy Republic of Hawdawg


OOC: I am evening up my accounts by transferring the 889 Billion to the Swiss account. The $10 mil in bonuses for the bank employees came out of the balance of 899 Billion. I will contact you via TG later and transfer another amount from my earnings in the BISE.
Hawdawg
25-12-2006, 06:26
Do we have a new bank statement yet?

-Hawdawg
Saint Lazare
25-12-2006, 06:54
Do we have a new bank statement yet?

-Hawdawg

Our bank account records, showed that your government did not request a special notice for annual statements, but if this is your will, simply send a TG correcting the error.

[ooc: It's probably an error on my behalf, but I will send you a statement ASAP! And Merry Christmas from the Bank of Saint Lazare!]