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LifeWyze BioTech announced today that it has completed the long awaited genetic modification of cattle.

Modified cattle was originally requested by the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation, however LifeWyze C.E.O. The Right Honourable Sir James Irvine gave the following statement;

"The B.Tworus marks a new age in farming. We believe whole-heartedly that the success of this meat will spread to every food-chain and resteraunt in the world."

During the statement, the C.E.O. announced sales of steralized B. Tworus cattle will begin in two years time through the LifeWyze subsidiary company, BioFarm Projects.

(Link: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11315977&postcount=127 )

OCC: how did u modify them? to make them bigger, leaner, and to add a nice smokey flavor? or something else.

(OOC: The link details how the cows are modified and to what end. Comments are appreciated on this thread as oppossed to the storefront incase of errors. Cheers. *grins*)

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Does this change the milk any? :D

No changes to the milk, though I have plans for the jersey cow *evil*

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B. Tworus Variant: B. Tworus MKII

The original modification of the B. Taurus species was the modified helliot sub-genus. Helliot cows are the foremost sub-genus of cow where beef harvesting is concerned. However, due to the alteration, and considering the already minimal supplies, milking of these cows was deemed inefficient and potentially harmful. Now LifeWyze Corp. unveils to the B. Tworus MKII.

Modified from the jersey sub-genus, the B.T-MKII is engineered to produce larger quantities of healthier milk. Through an alteration in certain glands, milk produced by the B.T-MKII offers three times as much calcium as standard milk, as well as increased levels of vitamin D. Furthermore, the metabolism has been heightened to increase milk production by 1.4 times.

LifeWyze Corp. shall not be selling any units of the B. Tworus MKII, however milk shall be available to all who wish to enter into deals.

OOC: Don't forget the Vitamin D... and you should have cows that make milk with Viagra in it... that'd get all the old men to drink it...

OOC: Ah, thank you. LifeWyze does produce a viagra variant, being as how viagra is owned by Pfizer.

OOC: Cialis, Viagra, whatever, just put some ED meds in the milk and give it to old men...

OOC: lol, hush and buy some meat and milk. *grins*