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Men dressed in black combat uniforms and masks over there faces, armed with Grenade Launchers, Machine Guns, Sniper Rifles, Stockless Shotguns, Assault Rifles, Submachine Guns, and Pistols entered a department store, firing a HK69 Grenade Launcher into the front door, the men then entered and proceded to fired any and all types of weapons on store workers, a few cutomers and merchandise, check out counters….after they had finished there job they left quickly. Simmiler events happened all around the world, some had the added effect of LAVs, Helicopters, Fighter craft, or possibly even a Patrol boat. Some encounteered the more local law enforcment then others, but it was clear. The enemy had weapons and people and would use there them.


Little did anyone know at this time that the plan was hatched and operated by the armed forces of Walmart Corperation and its perpis to discredit the safty of and harm the sales of large department stores in compitition with Walmart….

At Target Headquarters

"What?!" the CEO of Target said.

"Yes, sir we think Walmart attacked us." a board member said.

"Send in the Target Armed Forces." the president said.

"Yes, sir........what armed forces?"

5 hours later in the basement

"Holy-"

"Yeah we've expected an attack from Walmart for the past few months." The CEO said as he walked into a room filled with military personel wearing all black with Target written in red across their chest.

News report that night

"It seems Target has launced an all out war against Walmart. They seem to both have highly trained military troops. This war could go on for a long time."

ooc: Couple questions/Comments:
1. How precisely did they manage to smuggle large arsenals(including fricken jets and mini-tanks) through various nations borders/checkpoints ect?
2. Assuming only Walmart/subsidiaries were not targetted, which would lead suspicions to Walmart(not entirely smart idea)
3. What happened if Walmart is the only 'megastore' or if there are NO 'megastores' in a nation?
4. Welcome to NS.
5 If you haven't read the stickies, it's always a good idea to do so.

OOC:
1. im sure that some people might be bribed to let them in, or they where built in that nation, most didn't have LAV support anyway
2. but how would they know Walmart commited the attacks? they can add attacks at a later date, and why would anyone think Walmart is armed?
3. then there would be no attacks in that nation, or possibly attacks on smaller stores
4. thanks
5 i read a bit of them, but i really want to start RPing now. i also find that i am better at learning from doing rather then reading first

OOC:
1. im sure that some people might be bribed to let them in, or they where built in that nation, most didn't have LAV support anyway
2. but how would they know Walmart commited the attacks? they can add attacks at a later date, and why would anyone think Walmart is armed?
3. then there would be no attacks in that nation, or possibly attacks on smaller stores
4. thanks
5 i read a bit of them, but i really want to start RPing now. i also find that i am better at learning from doing rather then reading first

OOC:
1. Well as long as you clear that up with the specific countries first...
2. If only large stores were targeted, by what's clearly a professional force, and no terrorist groups claimed responsibility, then it would pretty rapidly come down to corporate motivation. (It's not like you're the only evil corporation running around NS. Here's looking at you Griffincrest) And with Wal-Mart not suffering any attacks, there's a place to start an investigation, at least.
3. Makes sense.
5. Well, one thing you should learn, is that proper capitalization, grammer, spelling etc. means you're more likely to be respected.

Walmart has issued the following statement:

It is clear that Target is behind the resent attacks against so many department stores. For as you can see, they have begun a war against us, we are currently arming our security forces to withstand a greater amount of attacks from Walmart. It is assumed that Target did not launch starting attacks against us until they had finished with other lesser stores because Walmart is so vast and they would need all they have to win such a war. As for the attacks on Target stores, we assume they have attacked themselves so that they may point the blame on Walmart, who until now, had not received any attacks

OOC:
5. Well, one thing you should learn, is that proper capitalization, grammer, spelling etc. means you're more likely to be respected.

OOC: i have some disability(cant remember what its called) but i try to make my stuff look good. but its not to great

OOC: i have some disability(cant remember what its called) but i try to make my stuff look good. but its not to great
ooc: You could always run posts through Word/something with spell-check, prior to posting, something many people do to ensure clean spelling/grammer/punctuation ect.

Target would like to announce that they did not start the war and are scheduling a press confrence for right away so if anyone has a question just ask. Also Target stores took more damage than any other store so why would we attack ourselves and cause the most damage?

Walmart doesn’t have an answer to Target’s question, however we assure Target that we have no intention to enter a war with Target, well at least not a militant one.

A few hours after hearing of Walmarts response

"Launch the Death Store!" said Target CEO.

"Um....sir again I have no clue what you are talking about."

Minutes later somewhere in a small city in Midwest USA a Target store launched into space armed with missiles capable of destroying Walmarts througout the world.

Also at the same time 50 tanks and 5,000 troops surround Walmart's headquarters.

OOC: Okay, now this is just getting silly. I hereby stamp this with the Official Aesonic Stamp of Silliness. I'm also leaving.

OOC: Okay, now this is just getting silly. I hereby stamp this with the Official Aesonic Stamp of Silliness. I'm also leaving.
OOC: It wasn't supposed to be very serious.

OOC: It wasn't supposed to be very serious.

OOC: then why make it?

OOC: then why make it?
It's more fun.

http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/7787/wee2tu.png

Have a cigar.

It's more fun.

OOC:

not sure if i want to reply to it, as it may be more fun, or it may just end up totaly weird. and others may wish to join in if it doesn't exist, and thats what i would like...

OK no Death Store no weapons just Target with soldiers and Target is angry at Walmart

Captin morgan comes in his pirate ship and over hears the fighting He then launches wisky from his ships both sides get so drunk they stop fighting and make a super corpiration Tarmart. Captin morgan spiced rum.

Captin morgan comes in his pirate ship and over hears the fighting He then launches wisky from his ships both sides get so drunk they stop fighting and make a super corpiration Tarmart. Captin morgan spiced rum.

OOC: You know, I think Walmart Corperation just stated that he didn't want this to be incredibly silly. So... off with you!

OCC: Its sort of silly in the first place. But whatever
Have fun! :p

+++Have we gotten the two-percent yet?
+++It's on it's way.

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+++A squad of twelve men, garbed in black body armour and ski masks geared up in a nondescript van, around the corner from the Wal-Mart headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas, at ten at night. The van was white in colour, labeled as belonging to "Ben's Plumbing," and gave a phone number for a contact. If called, it would be to the local plumbing service, though mention of a missing vehicle might be made.
+++The men did not exist, officially. Their identities were deeply hidden underneath a mountain of double-backing red tape--not that any of them were likely to die, anyway. They were all armed with FN SCARs, each with a forty-millimeter grenade launcher slung under the barrel. Four would be the heavier, accurized seven-point-sixty-two-millimeter version. One would be trained in medicine, while another was an explosives technician, and still another manned the radio. Each belonged, literally, to the multinational grocer, Kroger Company, and they were ready to kick Wal-Mart ass. Damned outsourcing, obsessive-compulsive Commies.
+++Precisely at the G-Time, the twelve men moved out from their van, stealthily making their way to the side fence of the headquarters building.

Ever sense Target had declared war on Walmart the headquarters guard level had been stepped up, 150 of Walmart’s best troops now guarded it, and 200 more could be called up within 20 minutes, security cameras watched for anything that might be a danger…. The 12 men from Kroger Company would, depending on there mission would have almost no chance of doing any major damage

lmao thıs thread ıs funny as hell. Tag.
Long Lıve ShopRıght!

lmao thıs thread ıs funny as hell. Tag.
Long Lıve ShopRıght!

OOC: I didn’t make it for that reason, but if you like it in that way I guess it’s a plus or something

The head of Saturn Corp was worried about recent happenings. They had recently branched into the retail field themselves, though they hadn't yet been attacked. He turned to the Head of Security and remarked "The retail industry is almost as bad as the car industry! Are we taking any steps to defend ourselves?". "Don't worry, boss. You know the CarjackKiller 2007 that we just released with the armor plating and machine guns? We've got a whole bunch ready to go in case WalMart, Target, or Kroger try anything with us".

Secret Message to Saturn Corp
To:Saturn Corp
From: Target

We know Walmart was the cause of the first attacks. We only want to defend and attack against Walmart. Would you like to sign a peace treaty? We could join forces and we could beat Walmart much faster.

A man dressed in a suit bearing the letters HBC (Hudsons Bay Company, it's Canadian so you probably don't know it) burst into the CEOs office. "sir", he said. "Target and Wal-Mart are in all out war!"

"That's excellent", said the CEO. "With them beating each other senslesly we can expand our stores all across the world and they won't lift a finger against us! Call the worlds consturction companies, we've got stores to make!"