The LLF
04-07-2006, 08:23
President Clarence Chronic of the Leftist-Liberation Front hosted the first-annual "World Peace Kegger" last night in said nation's capital city. Beginning at 7 PM last night, the peace-effort quickly evolved into drunken chaos.
The event was attended by more than a few prominent international figures, as well as countless teenagers, and some rowdy college students. In the madness of the evening, the keys to the presidential geo as well as (more importantly) the car itself were misplaced or stolen (as the president contends).
Despite his crippling hangover, the president called a press-conference earlier this morning to address the critical state of the presidential geo.
"This kind of behavior is not acceptable...I mean c'mon, what kind of douche steals a president's sick ride?!" The president later stated that the car was probably stolen by a right-wing figure as a statement of hostility in the wake of the LLF's pronounced attempt to unite the world and end "capitalist imperialism and other bad stuff."
Shortly after the press conference concluded, the presidential staff released a statement (independent from the president himself) suggesting that the car was most likely stolen by the group of drunken teenagers that stole over 15 other vehicles last night, or that the geo was misplaced by the president himself (who inexplicably woke up at a hooter's 70 miles away from the presidential mansion this morning). Either way, the staff highly doubts the possiblity of an international car-heist or any other scenario that was suggested by the president in his press-conference.
Despite the best wishes and advice of his staff, the president proceeded to organize an investigatory task-force following the press-conference. The task-force, comprised of some people found at a local shopping plaza along with a guy that "sells some amazing weed", has been assigned to reveal the location of the presidential-geo, as well as the individual(s) responsible for its theft.
http://www.photoads.com/sport/usedsput/geo/GIFS/89getr.jpg
*The president's sick ride.
If anyone has any information pertaining to the presidential Geo, please respond ASAP.
The event was attended by more than a few prominent international figures, as well as countless teenagers, and some rowdy college students. In the madness of the evening, the keys to the presidential geo as well as (more importantly) the car itself were misplaced or stolen (as the president contends).
Despite his crippling hangover, the president called a press-conference earlier this morning to address the critical state of the presidential geo.
"This kind of behavior is not acceptable...I mean c'mon, what kind of douche steals a president's sick ride?!" The president later stated that the car was probably stolen by a right-wing figure as a statement of hostility in the wake of the LLF's pronounced attempt to unite the world and end "capitalist imperialism and other bad stuff."
Shortly after the press conference concluded, the presidential staff released a statement (independent from the president himself) suggesting that the car was most likely stolen by the group of drunken teenagers that stole over 15 other vehicles last night, or that the geo was misplaced by the president himself (who inexplicably woke up at a hooter's 70 miles away from the presidential mansion this morning). Either way, the staff highly doubts the possiblity of an international car-heist or any other scenario that was suggested by the president in his press-conference.
Despite the best wishes and advice of his staff, the president proceeded to organize an investigatory task-force following the press-conference. The task-force, comprised of some people found at a local shopping plaza along with a guy that "sells some amazing weed", has been assigned to reveal the location of the presidential-geo, as well as the individual(s) responsible for its theft.
http://www.photoads.com/sport/usedsput/geo/GIFS/89getr.jpg
*The president's sick ride.
If anyone has any information pertaining to the presidential Geo, please respond ASAP.