Solid Water
04-07-2006, 04:24
(OOC note: I'm almost never on the forums, but if you have an order, send me a TG so I know I should check this.
Keep orders within limits of reality. I.e. no wolverine-regeneration. Basically, if the trait you want exists in a real life creature, it's good.
Also, I'm apparently not allowed to sell sex slaves (quoth GMC Military Arms[mod] 1.24.06), so don't ask for them. Didn't notice for six months? XD
Tech level: postmodern. Around 2015
[Last updated 7.6.06])
For many years, the Genetic Engineering Center of Solid Water has been giving consumers and interested parties what they want, and there is no reason to stop now!
Welcome to version 3.0 of the storefront!
GECSW is dedicated to good business practices, and will not sell to nations or parties with insufficient purchasing power.
If your nation or interested party has a request for something that is not described in this version of the storefront, please ask our friendly customer service department.
We have a loose partnership with SNanoTech (Storefront Coming Soon!). If you want a piece of nanotechnology with your order, do not hesitate to ask!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Zecro/GECSW_jpg.jpg
Design-A-Person™
GECSW is constantly on the bleeding edge of technology, biology, and electronic components. Having conquered the genomes of many creatures, the process of thought, and nearly all biological processes, we can harness these technologies and pass the bleeding edge to you!
Persons ordered from us will be completed and shipped or available for pickup within a week. Age on delivery to be specified by buyer.
Adjustable features include, but are not limited to,
Limb number/position
Awareness
Dexterity
Intellectual ability
Agility
Eye color
Hair color
Compassion levels
Eye structure
Height
Weight
Heart number
Lung number, functionality
Regeneration
Gender (sterility)
Persons can be trained with any weapon or skill.
Cybernetic/electronic implants are available. These include (but are not limited to)
Eyes
Tags
Computer interfacing
Sonar sensors
Infared sensors
If you have a special gene that you would like your order to possess, please send a sample of the gene with your order.
Traits are assumed to be unaltered if unspecified.
We only have the capacity for 300 persons at one time.
Prices start at $250 Million for each person ordered.
Note: Traits are hereditary and are dominant, so all progeny of specimens will possess traits ordered.
Process
Having worked with many different species from across the world, including the human genetic code, we have compiled a "genetic library" for nearly all traits and behaviors. The process begins with our scientists specifying the traits that deviate from the norm. The genetic code for the person is created mechanically using a patented process and is inserted into a human egg cell and grown as a regular human. The "delivery at age" is achieved with a cancer-like process that grows the proper body to the desired cutoff age.
If the person were to be released from the growing center at this point, it would be an infant in an adult body. We use a revolutionary "life simulation” process that simulates the life of the person. The simulation has been designed by the best programmers available and is constantly updated. The simulation runs extremely fast in comparison to normal time, because of the speed of the interfacing between the brain and the computer. We are able to pre-set conditions and alter conditions as time progresses. The process ends at the cut-off age of the physical body and inside the facility, so the person is not surprised to be in the facility. The training and experience (and wisdom, if you will) take place at this stage. The person who the simulation is run for is able to make his or her own decisions and has complete free will. The person is prepared from early life to become what you have specified them to. If your order exceeds one person, it is possible to interface all of them in a simulation. When they are released from the growing center, they are given a contract to sign. Because of the simulation, however, the people will certainly sign the contract for whatever terms you wish. Should we need to, we can do testing with them in the real world with our psychologists. If you wish (and wish to wait a day or two for completion) we can put them into a situation of your choice to guarantee that your standards have been met.
Day 1-designing, creation of code and embryonic growth
Days 2-5 physical and mental growth
Day 6 - release from growth center
Day 7 - preparation for shipping, contract signing
(If you chose to run a real life simulation, the process will take longer)
Return policy
If for some reason you are unsatisfied with your order, you may return the person (i.e. fire them, unless your contract states a date) with an explanation of what went wrong and what could be improved. We will send you a replacement free of charge (if you follow this policy). If you wish to re-order an identical person, you may do that for 75% of the original's price. Please note that this return policy applies only to defects in the manufacturing.
Cloning
Clones have many uses. If you want a 100% compatible blood type or organ, your clone can have "spares" of whatever you want. We will need a sample of tissue or blood to create a clone.
The process and return policies the same.
The capacity of clones cannot exceed 200 per week.
Neovirus™
Punning on retrovirus, the Neovirus™ is essentially a method of "gene therapy" in virus-form. The Neovirus™ has both DNA and RNA. The DNA codes for the desired trait and the RNA for the entire virus. The virus enters the cell (it is designed to enter only the type of cell that you specify) and replaces the genetic information needing to be replaced in the cell with the strand of DNA. It uses the RNA to create copies of the virus (which are treated like a normal protein by the cell) which are then exported by the cell into the body and the process continues.
This virus was developed for Ximea who asked for "it to code for enhanced speed and agility, increased muscle mass, enhanced cardiovascular and muscular endurance, superior immune function, and accelerated metabolism" and "accelerated and enhanced tissue regeneration properties".
When ordering your Neovirus™, please include the following specifications.
Cell type(s) that this should be able to modify
Trait(s) to modify
Type(s) of organism(s) this should be designed for
Dosage amount you wish to purchase
Prices start at $5 Million per 10ml.
Properties
The Neovirus™ has been modeled after HIV (a retrovirus) and other viruses. It is spread able only by injection. However, like HIV, the Neovirus™ has an "infection" timeframe of about a week from injection. This means that while the Neovirus™ isn't transmittable by touch or casual contact, it is transmittable by sharing needles, sexual contact or blood-to-blood contact for a week after injection. After a week has passed, the virus is not produced any longer and is therefore not transmittable. The doses are in a special liquid that enhances their longevity so that they may be properly injected. The Neovirus™ in the liquid has a shelf life of 14 hours outside the bottle and is cable of being stored for 20 days inside the bottle.
Creation Process
The Neovirus™ is created by specifying the traits on a computer, which then produces a few deadly copies of the virus. This deadly copy of the virus is much like HIV in the fact that they burst the cell they invade to propagate. The deadly copies do not code for themselves, but for the end product. The result of this is a multitude of the desired Neovirus™.
Transformation Process
The injected virus spreads through the bloodstream and body and finds suitable cells to infect. Once a suitable cell has been found, the virus invades the cell like other viruses. The DNA and RNA then go their separate paths. The RNA codes for the entire virus (DNA and RNA) and proceeds to make several copies of it which are exported to find more cells to convert. The DNA, meanwhile, goes to attach itself to the cell's genetic code inside the nucleus where it becomes a part of the genome and becomes more visible for transcription than the gene that it replaces. The cell then begins to act with its altered gene which eventually reaches the end result. When the cell multiplies, the new gene is copied along with the DNA so the new cells do not need to be "re-infected".
Non-Human Subjects
The Genetic Engineering Center of Solid Water will gladly clone, design, enhance or produce Neovirus™ for non-human subjects of your specification.
The processes will be the same, but may take longer.
We only have lab space for 1,000 non-human growth vats at any one time.
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Void where prohibited.
The GE Center of Solid Water reserves the right to refuse any order.
Employment opportunities available. The GE Center of Solid Water is an equal opportunity employer.
DISCLAIMER: The GE Center of Solid Water is in no way responsible for the use or misuse of the products from this Storefront. The GE Center of Solid Water is in no way stating that such genetic engineering is moral, we are merely providing potential customers with the ability to do so at their own risk. This store does in no way imply morals for or against genetic engineering. The opinions implied may not necessarily be the views of the Solid Water government, other corporations in Solid Water and/or the employees of the GE Center of Solid Water.
Keep orders within limits of reality. I.e. no wolverine-regeneration. Basically, if the trait you want exists in a real life creature, it's good.
Also, I'm apparently not allowed to sell sex slaves (quoth GMC Military Arms[mod] 1.24.06), so don't ask for them. Didn't notice for six months? XD
Tech level: postmodern. Around 2015
[Last updated 7.6.06])
For many years, the Genetic Engineering Center of Solid Water has been giving consumers and interested parties what they want, and there is no reason to stop now!
Welcome to version 3.0 of the storefront!
GECSW is dedicated to good business practices, and will not sell to nations or parties with insufficient purchasing power.
If your nation or interested party has a request for something that is not described in this version of the storefront, please ask our friendly customer service department.
We have a loose partnership with SNanoTech (Storefront Coming Soon!). If you want a piece of nanotechnology with your order, do not hesitate to ask!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Zecro/GECSW_jpg.jpg
Design-A-Person™
GECSW is constantly on the bleeding edge of technology, biology, and electronic components. Having conquered the genomes of many creatures, the process of thought, and nearly all biological processes, we can harness these technologies and pass the bleeding edge to you!
Persons ordered from us will be completed and shipped or available for pickup within a week. Age on delivery to be specified by buyer.
Adjustable features include, but are not limited to,
Limb number/position
Awareness
Dexterity
Intellectual ability
Agility
Eye color
Hair color
Compassion levels
Eye structure
Height
Weight
Heart number
Lung number, functionality
Regeneration
Gender (sterility)
Persons can be trained with any weapon or skill.
Cybernetic/electronic implants are available. These include (but are not limited to)
Eyes
Tags
Computer interfacing
Sonar sensors
Infared sensors
If you have a special gene that you would like your order to possess, please send a sample of the gene with your order.
Traits are assumed to be unaltered if unspecified.
We only have the capacity for 300 persons at one time.
Prices start at $250 Million for each person ordered.
Note: Traits are hereditary and are dominant, so all progeny of specimens will possess traits ordered.
Process
Having worked with many different species from across the world, including the human genetic code, we have compiled a "genetic library" for nearly all traits and behaviors. The process begins with our scientists specifying the traits that deviate from the norm. The genetic code for the person is created mechanically using a patented process and is inserted into a human egg cell and grown as a regular human. The "delivery at age" is achieved with a cancer-like process that grows the proper body to the desired cutoff age.
If the person were to be released from the growing center at this point, it would be an infant in an adult body. We use a revolutionary "life simulation” process that simulates the life of the person. The simulation has been designed by the best programmers available and is constantly updated. The simulation runs extremely fast in comparison to normal time, because of the speed of the interfacing between the brain and the computer. We are able to pre-set conditions and alter conditions as time progresses. The process ends at the cut-off age of the physical body and inside the facility, so the person is not surprised to be in the facility. The training and experience (and wisdom, if you will) take place at this stage. The person who the simulation is run for is able to make his or her own decisions and has complete free will. The person is prepared from early life to become what you have specified them to. If your order exceeds one person, it is possible to interface all of them in a simulation. When they are released from the growing center, they are given a contract to sign. Because of the simulation, however, the people will certainly sign the contract for whatever terms you wish. Should we need to, we can do testing with them in the real world with our psychologists. If you wish (and wish to wait a day or two for completion) we can put them into a situation of your choice to guarantee that your standards have been met.
Day 1-designing, creation of code and embryonic growth
Days 2-5 physical and mental growth
Day 6 - release from growth center
Day 7 - preparation for shipping, contract signing
(If you chose to run a real life simulation, the process will take longer)
Return policy
If for some reason you are unsatisfied with your order, you may return the person (i.e. fire them, unless your contract states a date) with an explanation of what went wrong and what could be improved. We will send you a replacement free of charge (if you follow this policy). If you wish to re-order an identical person, you may do that for 75% of the original's price. Please note that this return policy applies only to defects in the manufacturing.
Cloning
Clones have many uses. If you want a 100% compatible blood type or organ, your clone can have "spares" of whatever you want. We will need a sample of tissue or blood to create a clone.
The process and return policies the same.
The capacity of clones cannot exceed 200 per week.
Neovirus™
Punning on retrovirus, the Neovirus™ is essentially a method of "gene therapy" in virus-form. The Neovirus™ has both DNA and RNA. The DNA codes for the desired trait and the RNA for the entire virus. The virus enters the cell (it is designed to enter only the type of cell that you specify) and replaces the genetic information needing to be replaced in the cell with the strand of DNA. It uses the RNA to create copies of the virus (which are treated like a normal protein by the cell) which are then exported by the cell into the body and the process continues.
This virus was developed for Ximea who asked for "it to code for enhanced speed and agility, increased muscle mass, enhanced cardiovascular and muscular endurance, superior immune function, and accelerated metabolism" and "accelerated and enhanced tissue regeneration properties".
When ordering your Neovirus™, please include the following specifications.
Cell type(s) that this should be able to modify
Trait(s) to modify
Type(s) of organism(s) this should be designed for
Dosage amount you wish to purchase
Prices start at $5 Million per 10ml.
Properties
The Neovirus™ has been modeled after HIV (a retrovirus) and other viruses. It is spread able only by injection. However, like HIV, the Neovirus™ has an "infection" timeframe of about a week from injection. This means that while the Neovirus™ isn't transmittable by touch or casual contact, it is transmittable by sharing needles, sexual contact or blood-to-blood contact for a week after injection. After a week has passed, the virus is not produced any longer and is therefore not transmittable. The doses are in a special liquid that enhances their longevity so that they may be properly injected. The Neovirus™ in the liquid has a shelf life of 14 hours outside the bottle and is cable of being stored for 20 days inside the bottle.
Creation Process
The Neovirus™ is created by specifying the traits on a computer, which then produces a few deadly copies of the virus. This deadly copy of the virus is much like HIV in the fact that they burst the cell they invade to propagate. The deadly copies do not code for themselves, but for the end product. The result of this is a multitude of the desired Neovirus™.
Transformation Process
The injected virus spreads through the bloodstream and body and finds suitable cells to infect. Once a suitable cell has been found, the virus invades the cell like other viruses. The DNA and RNA then go their separate paths. The RNA codes for the entire virus (DNA and RNA) and proceeds to make several copies of it which are exported to find more cells to convert. The DNA, meanwhile, goes to attach itself to the cell's genetic code inside the nucleus where it becomes a part of the genome and becomes more visible for transcription than the gene that it replaces. The cell then begins to act with its altered gene which eventually reaches the end result. When the cell multiplies, the new gene is copied along with the DNA so the new cells do not need to be "re-infected".
Non-Human Subjects
The Genetic Engineering Center of Solid Water will gladly clone, design, enhance or produce Neovirus™ for non-human subjects of your specification.
The processes will be the same, but may take longer.
We only have lab space for 1,000 non-human growth vats at any one time.
-------------
Void where prohibited.
The GE Center of Solid Water reserves the right to refuse any order.
Employment opportunities available. The GE Center of Solid Water is an equal opportunity employer.
DISCLAIMER: The GE Center of Solid Water is in no way responsible for the use or misuse of the products from this Storefront. The GE Center of Solid Water is in no way stating that such genetic engineering is moral, we are merely providing potential customers with the ability to do so at their own risk. This store does in no way imply morals for or against genetic engineering. The opinions implied may not necessarily be the views of the Solid Water government, other corporations in Solid Water and/or the employees of the GE Center of Solid Water.