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In Andromedania, a 100 percent female lesbian nation, a woman known as Elishabath ruled over the land. Called ''The Lesbian Hitler or Stalin'' for her ruthlessness, she sent the Imperial Family into exile. She has 2 daughters, Mvembe and Kampala and maybe others, with her wife.

Elishabath had several ministers. For example, there was Zelda D'Cavalier (may change) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Irma_Grese.jpg). Zelda was the Minister of the Harpies, the Secret Police. The Harpies were called ''A Lesbian Schutzstaffel, without any anti-semitism, etc''. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Irma_Grese.jpg Picture of Zelda

Elishabath's daughter, Epona (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/war_of_the_worlds/dakota_fanning/warworldsprek2.jpg) is a sweet girl and is a bright child.

Elishabath has many children and takes time to be with them. All of them are girls, only women are in Andromedania. One of her daughters, Andromeda is called ''The Flexible'' because she is very flexible and at a young age, as a child she could do things like advanced yoga.

Andromedania's national religion is Monotheist Goddess Worship. This faith holds that there is One Deity, mainly a Goddess in Andromedania who can be given names like Athena or Gaia. Another faith is Pagan Goddess Worship, which worships only the Goddesses of old religions like the Ancient Roman faith for example. (I'm still planning out my nation's relgion so this may be changed later or something)

One figure in Andromedania is Aria D'Valerie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lydia_Litvyak.JPG), Head of the A.A.F or Andromedanian Air Force.

For now ends the intro to my nation.

I'm still planning my nation out so some of this may be changed later.

OOC- So how does your nation you know... survive?

OOC- So how does your nation you know... survive?

Jaredcohenia adds on this question by asking how your nation reproduces.

Also, are there any hawties? :D

Well, as long as they're only 100% lesbian recently, it shouldn't be a problem. Artificial insimination and all that. It might raise some issues if they've been 100% lesbian for the last five hundred years though.

Well, as long as they're only 100% lesbian recently, it shouldn't be a problem. Artificial insimination and all that. It might raise some issues if they've been 100% lesbian for the last five hundred years though.
ooc: Then how do the get the semen, buy it, steal it, exploit men for it?
Also, what would happen to any male off-spring?

And while modern Artifical insemination's only been around recently, AI could be done way back into the 1700s(the turkey baster method).

ooc: Then how do the get the semen, buy it, steal it, exploit men for it?
Also, what would happen to any male off-spring?

And while modern Artifical insemination's only been around recently, AI could be done way back into the 1700s(the turkey baster method).

Well, AI might not be the correct term, but I'm pretty sure there's a method which doesn't require any male genetic material, that's been used on rats. Then there's always cloning, as long as you come up with some way to throw some other DNA in the mix to prevent yourself from having exactly the same people over and over again.

Well, AI might not be the correct term, but I'm pretty sure there's a method which doesn't require any male genetic material, that's been used on rats. Then there's always cloning, as long as you come up with some way to throw some other DNA in the mix to prevent yourself from having exactly the same people over and over again.
ooc: You mean this method, the one I suggested to THL, using this technology?
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4909

ooc: You mean this method, the one I suggested to THL, using this technology?
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4909

Yeah, I think that's it.

Jaredcohenia adds on this question by asking how your nation reproduces.

Also, are there any hawties? :D

Why dost thou asketh about hotties?

Thought I'd try something like Old English.

Also, I guess one thing that could be used to further the State's existance is technology. I'm planning that stuff out, I suppose.

Chancellor Blackhelm looked at the report that lay on his desk. Other than the initial thought of "What the fuck?" he realized that these lesbians were actually terrible people. For one thing they banned males from their country, and it would be plausible that they expelled all males along with the Royal Family. After that, he remembered the whole bible thing about homosexuality being bad, and this was going to be the real reason for his invasion, but publicly it would be because of the oppresion of males, and to restore the Royal Family. He declared war against this "Lesbian Dictatorship" and soon, 700,000 men, 1500 XM-1's, 3000 T-72's, 700 T-308 light tanks, 500 G7's, and 500 Vulcan Air Defense System's were being sent to Andromedania.

Chancellor Blackhelm looked at the report that lay on his desk. Other than the initial thought of "What the fuck?" he realized that these lesbians were actually terrible people. For one thing they banned males from their country, and it would be plausible that they expelled all males along with the Royal Family. After that, he remembered the whole bible thing about homosexuality being bad, and this was going to be the real reason for his invasion, but publicly it would be because of the oppresion of males, and to restore the Royal Family. He declared war against this "Lesbian Dictatorship" and soon, 700,000 men, 1500 XM-1's, 3000 T-72's, 700 T-308 light tanks, 500 G7's, and 500 Vulcan Air Defense System's were being sent to Andromedania.

Achtung!

Who said we oppressed males? Who said males were even in the State? Also, I am thinking on males in Andromedania and that. Also, I don't know if I would want a war right now.

If there are no males, that means that they are banned. Banning people based on gender ain't gunna fly in the Confederacy.

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ooc: Are you sure you doesn't just want a front row seat to lesbian sex-shows?

Well, are there lesbian sex shows? If so, Im in.

If there are no males, that means that they are banned. Banning people based on gender ain't gunna fly in the Confederacy.

Who said they were banned? Perhaps all the founders of the State were women or something? I'm planning things out still.

I'll hold off the war until you get yourself together.

I'll hold off the war until you get yourself together.

How would we do a war anyway? And thank you.

We would RP it out, like posting the positions, movements, attacks, and casualties of your soldiers.

We would RP it out, like posting the positions, movements, attacks, and casualties of your soldiers.

Do you have any other info? Also, I think I may have a good part going for why there are no males in my nation but I'm still planning out things. I don't want to rush things.

Are you sure you dont wanna have a war just so I can like show you what to do?

OOC: Another puppet... hurrah. :rolleyes:

IC:

Welcome,

It is with most pleasure that I welcome you to the international stage. Your nation is one of a very unique nature, one that certainly everyone must find absolutely astounding as it's virtually impossible for a nation to be made up wholly of females alone. None the less, welcome.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

Are you sure you dont wanna have a war just so I can like show you what to do?

I guess we could do that. A practice war right?

OOC: Another puppet... hurrah. :rolleyes:

IC:

Welcome,

It is with most pleasure that I welcome you to the international stage. Your nation is one of a very unique nature, one that certainly everyone must find absolutely astounding as it's virtually impossible for a nation to be made up wholly of females alone. None the less, welcome.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

Another puppet? Explain.

Thank you for your welcome, Emperor Jovan.

We thank you for welcoming us and we thank you for your compliments. It is true, we are 100 percent female. Anywho, thank you again. We hope to do well.

Signed,
Andromedania

Sorry if it is short but I have to deal with burdens.

OOC: Yes another one, you keep on making them.

IC:

We'd like to know the geographical location of your nation, if that is possible.

Thanks,
Emperor Jovan Norris

mmm... interesting concept, i'm having some nice mental images about what its like to live in this nation

OOC: Yes another one, you keep on making them.

IC:

We'd like to know the geographical location of your nation, if that is possible.

Thanks,
Emperor Jovan Norris

I don't even know what puppets are.

Also, I will reply to this once I think of a location. Thank you.

mmm... interesting concept, i'm having some nice mental images about what its like to live in this nation

Thanks for the compliment, Dunnyonthewold.

I guess we could do that. A practice war right?

Uh..yea, practice war..right. We could to that, or have a real deal war where you become a protectorate and are safe from like super evil nations and such.

Uh..yea, practice war..right. We could to that, or have a real deal war where you become a protectorate and are safe from like super evil nations and such.

A practice one could be better, I guess. Because I don't know how to do a war really.

You RP both the same. I'll do a practice war though, what does your military look like?

SW337 A NATION OF LESBIANS- AWESOME:) :) :) BOING

Sorry, I had difficulty holding that abck.....

OOC: How do you get rid of the men, do you kill them or ban them. Also can you explain how this nation turned into a lesbian nation. After all it couldn't of just happened. It would be especially hard to get rid of all the males, when most men are in the military.

OOC: How do you get rid of the men, do you kill them or ban them. Also can you explain how this nation turned into a lesbian nation. After all it couldn't of just happened. It would be especially hard to get rid of all the males, when most men are in the military.
ooc: It could have originated along the lines of the Amazonian society or even a simple Matriarchy, where women are the leaders/military/powerbrokers ect.

OOC: I can see a nation where politics is run by the female but the way it was posted, it made it sound like no males lived in the nation, which would be very hard to do, if not impossible.

OOC: I can see a nation where politics is run by the female but the way it was posted, it made it sound like no males lived in the nation, which would be very hard to do, if not impossible.
ooc: Acutually if could be sort of like Republic of South Africa and Swaziland/Lesotho where the males live in 'micro-countries' within the female only country, and only interact with the women for breeding purposes.

OOC: I can see a nation where politics is run by the female but the way it was posted, it made it sound like no males lived in the nation, which would be very hard to do, if not impossible.

OOC: True enough. Even if you had a policy of killing or banning them (which would pretty much end your society within a hundred years or so anyway...), there's bound to be one or two thousand that slip through. Unless you're talking future technologies with mind control and stuff, it's virtually impossible to keep track of every living human being in your country. I also doubt that you could have 100% of the population as lesbians... even if it was illegal to be otherwise, some people would still be straight and simply fake it or hide it, as they have done in history the other way around. However, we can just have a little suspension of disbelief to let this person carry on with their nation unhindered, eh?