Allanea
30-06-2006, 16:01
Official Announcement of the Corporation
Welcome, welcome, readers, and this is the FP Solutions Incorporated Storefront. What do we solve? We solve your problem with racial and religious minorities, religious crackpots, and whoever you want to torture, execute, and horribly wipe off the face of the Earth!
How does this work? By a loophole in Allanean law, we are allowed to subcontract the law enforcement of foreign nations, and imprison or execute foreign criminals in Allanean soil. And yes, there are some bastards protesting this, we just don't care. We bribed a legislator or three, and now it's not likely that the law will ever be changed.
All you need to do is pay a symbolic sum, and deliver the criminals in question to Allanea's Roanoke Island. We will execute those in need of execution in lots of 10,000 at once, and send you their ashes. Everybody else will be tortured or imprisoned as you wish.
Here are the pay rates: $100 per person you want us to torture, $10 per execution, $5 a month (paid for at least five years in advance) for imprisonment (at prison camp levels). The facilities are huge, and mostly below ground, in salt mines where the prisoners works for us (that's how we make the enterprises PAY).
So... just call 4556-5565-5656, and arrange the transport!
Send us your renegades, your Kulaks, your Christians, your Jews and elves, all the teeming refuse – and we will deal with it – good and proper.
OOC: If you wish to declare war or something like this, I prefer you first discuss this via telegram. Others, order away.
Welcome, welcome, readers, and this is the FP Solutions Incorporated Storefront. What do we solve? We solve your problem with racial and religious minorities, religious crackpots, and whoever you want to torture, execute, and horribly wipe off the face of the Earth!
How does this work? By a loophole in Allanean law, we are allowed to subcontract the law enforcement of foreign nations, and imprison or execute foreign criminals in Allanean soil. And yes, there are some bastards protesting this, we just don't care. We bribed a legislator or three, and now it's not likely that the law will ever be changed.
All you need to do is pay a symbolic sum, and deliver the criminals in question to Allanea's Roanoke Island. We will execute those in need of execution in lots of 10,000 at once, and send you their ashes. Everybody else will be tortured or imprisoned as you wish.
Here are the pay rates: $100 per person you want us to torture, $10 per execution, $5 a month (paid for at least five years in advance) for imprisonment (at prison camp levels). The facilities are huge, and mostly below ground, in salt mines where the prisoners works for us (that's how we make the enterprises PAY).
So... just call 4556-5565-5656, and arrange the transport!
Send us your renegades, your Kulaks, your Christians, your Jews and elves, all the teeming refuse – and we will deal with it – good and proper.
OOC: If you wish to declare war or something like this, I prefer you first discuss this via telegram. Others, order away.