NationStates Jolt Archive

(This thread is for E2015 members only, though you may apply to join at this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489468).)

Any diplomatic proposals (trade agreements, alliances, declarations of war, etc.) between nations will be posted here. Please do not post any internal affairs here, those go on your nations newsthread. Any events of international importance should also be posted on this thread. Let the RPing begin!

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Naval Wargames (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11302320#post11302320)

UN Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11336117#post11336117)

LSAN Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11297552#post11297552)

Current Year: 2015

Venezuela would like to propose creating a League of South American Nations(LSAN). This would be a League to promote economic activity and closer military assistance between all South American nations. Venezuela feels that South Americans should help each other out, so that the whole continent can enrich itself. If non South American Nations wish to apply, the members will vote on whether or not the nation in question should be allowed membership. Membership is voluntary, of course, but the benefits of joining the League would be:

-a Mutual Protection Pact among all members, so that if one member were to be attacked by an agressor, than all other nations would come to its aid

-the reduction of tariffs on all member nation's goods by 30% that would promote trade between members and thus help out each member's economy

-the sharing of technologies among member nations and cooperative projects to discover new technologies(i.e. fusion power)

-less restricted travel among member nations allowing for diffusion of ideas, people and economic prosperity

-these parts of the League agreement will be reconsidered every year by member nations to decide if they need to be changed

If any nation would like to add to or take away some of these benefits of the League before joining that can be considered. We hope that all South American nations will join this League, but like we said membership is voluntary.

(OOC: Right now, only Columbia could join, since the other South Americans are unclaimed, but as soon as they are claimed they can decide whether or not to join the league.

To the World:
The Reformed Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is willing to establish friendly relationships with any nations it has been in conflict with before its re-foundation. Muhammed al-Quasi has been removed from the government and now lives in Syria. King Mutaid bin Abdullah Al-Suad wishes to clear the family name and return to diplomacy with the nations of the world. Any nations untrustworthy of the Kingdom's actions should understand that HAMAS is now outlawed in Saudi Arabia and is no longer part of the Parliament.

The President of Colombia shows interest in LOSAN, he will present a request to join to the congress in approximately two months (1 RL Day).
Colombia wises to extend its hand in gratitude and cooperation.

"So, you wanted to see me?" Presidente Perez said, walking into his foreign minister's office.
"Oh, yeah!" Foreign Minister Gisela Mireia Gomez said, looking up from her work.
Perez took the liberty of sitting down, "So, we have to get back into the UN. What do you need me to do about it, pray tell?"
"Well, you know, Arsenio's Rebuild Our Panama program can't rebuild Panama at an extremely fast rate, despite how much we're spending on it," Gomez said, "To expedite the process, we need UN aid. And to do that..."
"The UN has to recognize the RMP," Perez finished, "But what are we going to do? The Republic of Panama is one of the UN's founding members. It's a sore spot for them to recognize us over Lopez." (Guillermo Lopez, once South Panama's Minister of Defence, runs the South Panamanian government-in-exile.)
"Well, that's where you come in. You charmed Panama, didn't you?" Gomez said, twirling her hair around her pen.
Perez snickered, "So, I should go into the UN General Assembly and tell them, 'The fat cats in Panama City would have you living in this capitalist hellhole for the rest of your life!'?"
"You know what I meant," Gomez said.
"Yeah, I'm just saying it won't be the same. I'll try, though," Perez said.
"Okay, I'll send Firuza with you to New York if the General Assembly will listen," Gomez said.
"Cool," Perez said, "I gotta go talk with Arsenio now. Bye."
After Perez had left, Gomez immediately opened up another Wordpad document and began typing a letter.

To: The member nations of the UN

The Maoist Republic of Panama would like to appeal to the General Assembly about its decision not to recognize our government in Panama. If you will listen, we will send Presidente Adrian Perez to New York, along with our delegate Firuza Salehi, to negotiate.

Gisela Mireia Gomez, RMP Foreign Minister

ooc: Originally a bump, realized I needed to put in something else. I'm assuming, that because we are all on pretty much the same ideological track, Russia and China would recognize the Maoist Republic. If either don't, just say so and I'll shut up. Factor into your pricing that the Type 81 is being phased out of Chinese service and the PMM Makarov never caught a market in Russia.

To: The Socialist Federation of Russia, the People's Republic of China

The Maoist Republic of Panama, while facing the much greater need to repair itself, also needs to rearm its Army. So, we would like to buy some weapons for testing with our Guardia Presidencial in Colón. From China, we would like 350 Type 81 assault rifles. From Russia, we would like 500 PMM Makarov pistols. If they are satisfied with them, we would like to discuss purchasing a liscense. Thank you.

Arsenio ______ (His last name is on a Word document at home), RMP Armaments Minister

To: The Maoist Republic of Panama

We will gladly sell you the Makarovs, at a 10% discount, and we hope to further do business in the future. In addition, if you wish we can send a few Spetznaz commandos to further train your men in combat. The seeds of the People's Revolution must be cultivated in every nation that they fall in.

Mikhail Petrovich Ulyanov, People's Commissar of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Socialist Federation

To: Mikhail Petrovich Ulyanov

We would be happy to have your Spetznaz commandos, assuming we don't pay too much if at all. Our nation is just out of a civil war, and we already have a large sum of money committed to the "Rebuild Our Panama" program, a program to repair the large amount of damage done by the civil war.

Arsenio ______, RMP Armaments Minister

al-Bump...

Im gonna wait to post until we get the history straightened out

Im gonna wait to post until we get the history straightened out
OOC: It's straightened out and next time can you mark OOC stuff as OOC.

IC: Venezuela is glad to accept Columbia into the LSAN. It will help both our countries grow.

OOC: I'll make a LSAN thread listing the members and the charter, where you can put League proposals.

OOC: It's straightened out and next time can you mark OOC stuff as OOC.

IC: Venezuela is glad to accept Columbia into the LSAN. It will help both our countries grow.

OOC: I'll make a LSAN thread listing the members and the charter, where you can put League proposals.
OOC: Sorry on the OOC thing, I usually catch stuff like that

OOC: Sorry on the OOC thing, I usually catch stuff like that
OOC: No problem, Columbia, the LSAN thread is up here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11297552#post11297552).

OOC: so how about those naval war games guys? Those still going down?

OOC: so how about those naval war games guys? Those still going down?
OOC: Im all for it

OOC: Yeah, let's do those wargames. You all want me to make a separate thread?

OOC: Yeah, let's do those wargames. You all want me to make a separate thread?
OOC: yeah, and we can figure everything out there

OOC:Here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11302320#post11302320) is the naval wargames thread.

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Presidente Hugo Mendoza of Colombia, Presentation to UN

To: United Nations General Assembly
From: Colombian Special Delegate (Hugo Mendoza)

It has be come obvious that the drug cartels and gangs in Colombia are becoming very dangerous to the world in which they act.

We call upon UN members to send military forces to Colombia to help the Colombian Homeland Guard search and destroy all Internationally illegal Drug Trade centers and all illegal crops.

These forces will remain in Colombia for 5 years or until the problem is solved in any way.

Colombia applaudes all UN member nations who wish to help themselves by helping Colombia.

To: Argentina Foreign Secretary
From: Colombia Foreign Secretary

LSAN is looking to become a peaceful part of South American life in all nations willing to join. Colombia hereby extends it's hand to Argentina in hopes of your joining to LSAN organization, should wish to join you will be welcomed by Colombia,Venezuela and Spain. We intrepidly await your response.

OOC: The UN thread is up here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=491311), so Colombia just post your UN proposal there.

Thanks, BTW can we get all the links on the first post so We don't have an excessive number of Favs?

The first 3 weeks the UN forces were in Colombia, they appeared very disorganized. Eventually the Colombian police and the UN Security Forces were cooperating harmoniasly.
Suddenly, about 2 months into the mission, a UN truck struck a mine in a remote rode of western Colombia, the Government verified that it was not theirs. It was suspected that it was the most prominent of the Colombian Terrorist groups, The Gran Conquistas.
Five provinces in Western Colombia and the Capital area have been placed on "Orange" alert status.
Thus far no more attacks have occured on UN or Colombian forces.

*bump*

To: Russia
From: The Sjedinjenje od Narodni Boljševik Tipičan, or S.N.B.T

The Union of National Bolshevist States would be highly interested in increasing relations between us. Russia has returned to a socialist mindset, which is a plus, but has not yet joined us in the great Nazbol revolution.

Regardless the U.N.B.S. wishes to further trade between our nations, and may be interested in some arms deals as well. Also, we ask that Russia withdraw all support for the criminal Serbian regime, which has plauged our state since revolution. perhaps if Russia took a harder tone against the fascistic Serbs, a great deal of bloodshed could be spared.

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea rightfully confirms the new government in the Union National Bolshevist States as the rightful government of the people of the former states of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Montenegro, Albania, and Greece. Whereas the former governments were oppressor states, we find the rallying cry of the people to be reassuring to the calls of the Glorious Revolution. We welcome our comrades in Europe with the hopes of establishing better relations.

To: The Democratic People's Republic of Korea
From: The Union of National Bolshevist States. or U.N.B.S.

We thank the People's Republic of Korea or international recognition. However, even if no nation had recognized our glourious revolution, our Nazbol banner would still wave in the air. Warmed relations between our two nations would be mutually beneficial.

The U.N.B.S. would also like to inquire about your nuclear capabilities. We have detonated a bomb, but our refinement of materials is lacking. We would most welcome any technical or scientific help you could procure. In exchange, perhaps we could share with you the leaps and bounds we have made in thermite.

TO: UNBS
FROM: DPRK

RE: ARMS


The status of the strategic forces of the DPRK is in a healthy state. Furthermore, our enrichment is perfected to the degree to perform necessary functions. If the UNBS requests any assistance in their development of arms and legs, we would be glad to comply. Technicans can assist in developing facilities required for the refinement and construction of useful materials and structures.

Comrade Chairman sends greetings to Comrade Premier Rjos.

[oocly and sicly: i've got nukes and missiles - willing to make trades?]

To DPRK
from Indonesia

Our inteligence sourses tell us that you have a nuclear program and a missile program. We have as well been devoloping nuclear weapons. So let us put this right to the point well show your ours if you show us yours. Hopefully both our nations can work together to achive a common goal.

OCC you have nukes and missiles great just what i need we have nukes but need a way to deliver it.

ooc: Hey Horde of Doom, just to tell you, Nazbols=Nazis, pretty much.

OOC: No, don't buy into Putin propaganda.

IC:
TO: DPRK
FROM: UNBS

Before official bussiness, Premier Rjos has indicated he would love a face to face meeting between our two nations. He wishes deeply for you to see Zagreb, and see the changes the NBP has brought.

On nuclear capabilities, we need help in nearly everything. Yugoslavia made attempts in the 80's to gain nuclear weapons, but alas, the posion of democracy came to soon. Technicians would be wonderful, and quite welcomed into the nation. Plants, reactors, refinement procedures, and even construction would benefit greatly from your help.

Further eleboration on a trade will be needed to make a descision, but our interest is piqued

*Bump*

ANNOUNCMENT TO THE WORLD

Nations of the world, today we have come to you to denounce the actions of the oppresive regime of the Union of National Bolshevist States. They have rejected themselves from the United Nations, and as such should be considered a Rogue State. The United States of America is now instituting a trade embargo on these Bolshevist States, and it is our hope that the civilised nations of the world will follow.

ooc: First, Putin didn't tell me that those guys are Nazis, I came to that opinion on my own. Second of all, whatever the hell they are, Communists/Socialists generally see them as Nazis with cute masks, and as such, hate them. I do realize you lean more towards socialist aspects, I'm just questioning the DPRK making an alliance with the UNBS.
Also, could all of you post in my newsthread whether you recognize the RMP or not? I need to know.

IC: PANAMANIAN NEWS NETWORK, PANAMA CITY

Victoria Vasquez, the NNP's anchorwoman, sat at a desk in the half-destroyed news studio used by the government-regulated news network. Since the report was shot around noon but broadcasted at night, people would laugh at, "Hello, this is News at Nine..." while sunlight was coming through the hole in the building behind her.
"Today, Presidente Adrián Perez gave a speech, declaring, among other things, new policies to bring revenue into our nation," she said.
The image shifted to Carmelito, as the people had taken to calling Presidente Perez. In the background of the plaza in Colón he was giving the speech from, angry Panamanians, most of whom looked hungry and homeless, were burning UN and USA flags.
"Well, as you guys know, we've joined the ranks of the...two, including us, 'rogue states.' So, in other words, we'll have to rely on non-UN sources to rebuild our country," Perez said.
"Don't worry though, we have our ways," he continued, "We're going to start with the Canal. All nations currently not recognizing us will have their canal fares doubled. For the USA, quadrupled. These measures will stay in effect until we feel they can be repealed."
"Second of all, the weapons of the former South Panama," he said. He was referencing the SAR-21 assault rifles (about 2/3s with M203 grenade launchers), 92FS pistols, SAR-21 LMGs, Mossberg 590 shotguns, M24 sniper rifles, CTAR-21 carbines, AT4 anti-tank weapons, and MP5 submachine guns purchased by South Panama.
"Obviously, with our ammunition switch, we won't have much use for them. Plus, they're worth a lot of money. We will be selling them at discounted prices to legitimate countries willing to purchase them. I emphasize the word 'legitimate.' We're hated enough, and I won't tolerate corruption in my Maoist Republic."
"Finally, this has nothing to do with moneymaking, but it's important nonetheless. We've figured out something about my succession," he said, "I won't be appointing one. When I die or step down, the RMP will have a plebiscite (SP?) to either uphold the RMP or transition to another government. Either way, you'll get to elect the next Presidente."
"But, there are certain conditions to this," Perez continued, "This plebiscite will only occur if I die of natural causes or step down completely willingly, Pat Robertson."
That made the whole crowd roar with laughter.
"If you make guerilla attacks against me or threaten me, I'll only get stricter. If I am assassinated, People's Security Minister Guiterrez will succeed me. You think I'm kidding? Try me, and I promise you, we'll cement your feet and throw you in the Chagres. So don't even think about it."
The report transitioned back to Vasquez.
"That was our Presidente Perez. Coming up next, we have what Pat Robertson's fundie ass had to say about this..."

To Indonesia:
From DPRK:

RE: Intel

We are uncertain how your government came by this information, but if your government is willing, we are certainly happy to provide our comrades with details on our program, if we can determine our comrades will be commited to the Glorious Revolution.


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To UNBS:
From DPRK:

RE: Meeting

It is most appropriate that Comrade Chairman Kim Jong-chul should meet with our comrades in the UNBS, considering the recent hostile actions by the imperialist swine in Washington. They wish to sway the people of the world into destroying the glorious revolution.

We will be willing to help our comrades in the UNBS, as ardent supporters of the Glorious Revolution with whatever is within our ability.

(ooc to Tejas - Alliances are contrary to the Juche culture in the DPRK, one of the reasons why they refuse to have "closer" relations to the PRC.)

Completely OOC:
You guys should look at Earth Imperialism.
clickey (http://z14.invisionfree.com/Earth_Imperialism/index.php?act=idx)
Free nations include, most of South America, The Balkans, and Japan, oh and Korea, plus a few others.
Right now we are in 1866. I am Denmark.
Try it out! Earth Imperialism (http://z14.invisionfree.com/Earth_Imperialism/index.php?act=idx)

ooc: Please don't ad in the middle of our IC thread!

ooc: Please don't ad in the middle of our IC thread!

ooc: seconded - this is an IC thread; if you're really desperate for ads, use the OOC thread - but please don't that either, cause we wouldn't do it to you - unless if someone's alrerady done it...:rolleyes:

To UNBS:
From DPRK:

RE: Meeting

It is most appropriate that Comrade Chairman Kim Jong-chul should meet with our comrades in the UNBS, considering the recent hostile actions by the imperialist swine in Washington. They wish to sway the people of the world into destroying the glorious revolution.

We will be willing to help our comrades in the UNBS, as ardent supporters of the Glorious Revolution with whatever is within our ability.

TO: DPRK
From: UNBS

Whenever at all possible, premier Rjos wishes you to visit Zagreb. He would prfer to discuss with you many things personally, including subjects on nuclear matters. Simply tell us you are ready to come, and all flight plans will be arranged.

To UNBS:
From DPRK:

RE: Flight

Comrade Chairman Kim Jong-chul shall arrive on a Korean People's Aircraft from Pyongyang, and after a brief meetings in Beijing and Moscow, land in Zagreb by this Friday. The People's Committee for Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries requests approval for this plan by your people (OOC: as well as of all those who are in my path who wish to be really anal and try to block my flight).

Official Statement
The Union of National Bolshevist States welcomes Panama into the ranks of the so called "Rogue States." And rogues we are, unwilling to enslave ourselves to the corrupt capitalist way of life. While our revolutions may have been different, we applaude the actions taken by the rightful government of Panama.

We would also like to take this opportunity to state the following policy:
Any revolution, undertaken with the constent of the majority of the population, shall be automatically recognized by the U.N.B.S.

As such. the U.N.B.S. does not see any reason to "recognize" the Maoist government. For, does not this same government run the day to day bussiness of Panama? And as such, any country dealing with Panama is, in effect, recognizing it's new revolutionary government.

The U.N.B.S. however wishes to inquire on the state of Panama's opinion of the U.N.B.S AND if a NBP-Panama would be allowed to be established.

To UNBS:
From DPRK:

RE: Flight

Comrade Chairman Kim Jong-chul shall arrive on a Korean People's Aircraft from Pyongyang, and after a brief meetings in Beijing and Moscow, land in Zagreb by this Friday. The People's Committee for Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries requests approval for this plan by your people (OOC: as well as of all those who are in my path who wish to be really anal and try to block my flight).

To: DPRK
From: UNBS

This plan is approved. After the Chairman's landing, he shall be treated to a military parade and view the new opera "A True People's Revolution" in which the Chairman shall be present in it's first viewing. That night, the Premier and the Chairman will have private talks.

We egearly await your arrival.

(OOC: Shall I start a new thread for your landing?)

TO UNBS:
FROM DPRK:

RE: TALK

The Committee for Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries approves the order of events during Comrade Chairman's visit in UNBS. However, we caution the UNBS that the Chairman is not a fantatic of "opera" and might wish to simply pass the musical in favor of more business-oriented discussions. His decision is not yet settled, but we shall inform you of his final status when he returns from a commune in northern Yanggang Province.

(ooc: I'd rather wait until Thursday or Friday... just postpone the events until then)

To: DPRK
From: UNBS

Understood. We await your word.

(OOC: Like RL Friday?)

((Perhaps the US could invade on this little party with a small strike in retaliation to the FBI incident?))

To : UNBS & Panama
From: AU (Australia)


RE: Alliance

Australia Would Like to Make an Alliance with your Two States and Also Hopes that Trade routes will be reopened with our three states.

Official Statement
The Union of National Bolshevist States welcomes Panama into the ranks of the so called "Rogue States." And rogues we are, unwilling to enslave ourselves to the corrupt capitalist way of life. While our revolutions may have been different, we applaude the actions taken by the rightful government of Panama.

We would also like to take this opportunity to state the following policy:
Any revolution, undertaken with the constent of the majority of the population, shall be automatically recognized by the U.N.B.S.

As such. the U.N.B.S. does not see any reason to "recognize" the Maoist government. For, does not this same government run the day to day bussiness of Panama? And as such, any country dealing with Panama is, in effect, recognizing it's new revolutionary government.

The U.N.B.S. however wishes to inquire on the state of Panama's opinion of the U.N.B.S AND if a NBP-Panama would be allowed to be established.

To: The UNBS

We thank you for your support in a world next to devoid of it. As for the establishement of a PNBP, assuming anybody in Panama would like to establish one, of course. The PNBP, however, would have to submit to our non-PSP regulations and have a PSP advisor in their top ranks.

Gisela Mireia Gomez

((Perhaps the US could invade on this little party with a small strike in retaliation to the FBI incident?))
OOC: If you want the possibility of an ongoingn terror network ruining the U.S....then yes. However, I imagine that instead of invading...why not announce you'll be supplying the Serbs, our greatest foe, with new weapons?

IC:

To: Panama
From: The desk of Premier Rjos himself

Any regulations a Panamanian National Bolshevist party would need to undergo, will be undertaken. I personally would like to enquire about a possible visit to Zagreb that perhaps your nation's leader might like to attend. On friday I will be hosting the North Koreans, but a Sunday visit would be wonderful.

As I am sure you are aware, you are in great danger. It will not be long before the US tries to stop you. They are dependent on trade, and will try to occupy your country. You are very brave, little Panama, to take on goliath himself. And we shall stand by you. My personnel will create a NBP in Panama, and in return, you have my word that any agressive actions towards your state undertaken by the US will be countered by my own agressive actions.

If it would be quite fine with you, perhaps some officers from the Red army could help train your forces? The Red Airforce and Red Navy would be willing to train you as well. Our soldiers are the best, having been in war for nearly 10 years straight. Also, my top technicians are working on a new tank design, and would be willing to export it to your country.

If you need any economic aid as well, Panamanian products are quite welcome into our markets. The U.N.B.S. seeks nothing but the continuation of the Panamanian revolution and it's deathless ideal. However, I ask that your government look into National Bolshevism. But such things can be discussed further in Zagreb! I await your reply, and my planes are ready to take you to Zagreb if you wish.

---Premier and Commissar of War, Rjos
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To: Australia
From: UNBS

An alliance is a possibility, but we wish to inquire about your politics. Are you a democracy? Republic? Or do you long for a glorious Nazbol revolution?

To Indonesia:
From DPRK:

RE: Intel

We are uncertain how your government came by this information, but if your government is willing, we are certainly happy to provide our comrades with details on our program, if we can determine our comrades will be commited to the Glorious Revolution.


===


To UNBS:
From DPRK:

RE: Meeting

It is most appropriate that Comrade Chairman Kim Jong-chul should meet with our comrades in the UNBS, considering the recent hostile actions by the imperialist swine in Washington. They wish to sway the people of the world into destroying the glorious revolution.

We will be willing to help our comrades in the UNBS, as ardent supporters of the Glorious Revolution with whatever is within our ability.

(ooc to Tejas - Alliances are contrary to the Juche culture in the DPRK, one of the reasons why they refuse to have "closer" relations to the PRC.)

To DPRK:
From indonesia

We are not commited to the Glorious Revolution. But we still wish to purchase nuclear weapons. It could make some money for you.

MESSAGE TO THE SERBIAN GOVERNMENT

The United States is willing to fund you in your military efforts. We are very interested in furthering the world's technology, and providing sovreign nations with a way to defend themselves against attack. If you accept this proposal, we are willing to fund as much as twelve billion dollars.

"Dear god! Those damn Americans! Get this to the Premier at once!"
The message reached the highest ranks of the Nazbol government in minutes. The Serbs, the greatest foe of the Nazbols, was now being funded by the Americans! The Hacker Corps urged for an attack, but the Premier was unsure. If he kept attacking the imperialists, they would only fund the Serbs further.

"We must show the Americans that their arm does not extend into the Balkans...and never will." The order was issued, and the Hacker Corps went to work.

In one day, Serbian banks lost nearly 4 billion dollars. It was larceny on a grand scale. A combinations of lost transactions and full on bank robberys had the Serb government in arms. The NBP-Serbia blew up nearly 4 governmental buildings, and tanks were now on the UNBS-Serbian border.
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To: The United States
From: The UNBS

We find your act of funding a corrupt, immoral, and genocidal regime to be intolerable. However we thank you, for now Bulgaria and Austrian National Bolshevist parties have nearly doubled their membership. Romania founded a NBP today. You have scared the region into our arms, but we remain unshaken.
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To: DPRK & RMP
From: The UNBS

The Americans have now decided to fund the Serbs. Surely you see now that they seek to make us all subjects. The time for our alliance is now!

Announcment to the World

In response to the alarming mass-attack on Serbian banks today, the US has, with the permission of the Serbian government, began to send in troops to not only help train the growing ranks of the Serbian military, but to help secure it's banks and borders. These attacks will not go unnoticed, and we will not allow these rogue states to terrorize the world. Again, we call for all nations to place trade embargos on this UNBS and it's associates. American insurance companies will be replacing the money stolen from the Serbian banks. We will NOT stand for this.

The UNBS denies any involvement in the attacks on Serbia. It furthers states that American troops stationed inside Serbia for anything BUT training is a violation of international law, as all American troops were supoosed to be pulled out and not return in 2010(OOC: During the Balkan conflicts in 1990.)

The Americans have 5 days to remove all military forces from Serbia. If not, the matter will be brought up by the UN Security council by North Korea. We would also liek to point out that such attacks were most likely the work of the american hacker group "Cult of the Dead Cow".
(OOC: Google it.)
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The UNBS has been raised to a high alert level, and troops are being mobolized for national defence.

While this corrupt regime may deny all involvment, there are striking similarities between these attacks, and the ones done earlier on our Federal Bureau of Investigation's website. We do not find these similarities as simple coincidences.

The United States has a history of making things worse by invading: The Bay of Pigs, Iraq, and Panama come to mind. Your imperialism cannot be masked by your words, and talks have already begun with the Bulgarian government on mutual protection from Serbo-Amercan forces.

What this rogue state refers to as an invasion is simply an act of protecting a sovreign nation from unjustified attack.

What this rogue state refers to as an invasion is simply an act of protecting a sovreign nation from unjustified attack.

And yet American troops march down the streets and patrol the land. Call it what you will, but your puppet government does not fool us.
(OOC: Yes, he's lying to his own people. BUT the rest of the Balkans are WAY more likely to trust me then you. So for all intents and pruposes, Bulgaria, Romania, Austria and perhaps even Italy perhaps hold a little more truth in my words.)

Cult of the Dead Cow Announcment

We are not responsible for the attacks on Serbia, or the FBI website, and we resent that we are labeled this way.

Secret IC

It was a classified fact that the Cult of the Dead Cow had long worked for the United States government. They were given immunity, money, and resources and in return were expected to perform whatever task they were given. Today, people around the world were cracking into UNBS electronic banks and transfering the money into Swedish bank accounts. This money would go through several accounts before being transfered to bank accounts controlled by rebels inside of the UNBS.

"Sir! We're being hacked!"
"All right Comrades! Shut them down."

The Cult of the Dead Cow may have been good, but the Hacker Corps was a military branch. All acecess numbers were quickly captured and unloaded upon with viruses. True, the swedes suffered as well, but that was war. The attacking computers would be horribly crippled, many cpu's actually frying.

Luckly, UNBS banks did not run on the internet. They had their own closed circuit ethernet, and as such were immune to any hacking attempts.

The Hacker corps however, was giving strict orders: Maintian defence for the time being. The entire branch now, instead of retaliating, engaged in creating an army of advanced firewalls and protective measures. Only UNBS computers would be able to acecess the ethernet, and all of those were IN the UNBS.

But what to do with the numbers, the IP adressess? They were passed on to CNN, as the locations of cyber criminals. CNN would not be happy with the fact that their government was stealing from private citizens of another country. The story would break, and cause a huge firestorm of uproar.

After all, what the president had donw was....unconstitutional.

Press Release

We deny all of these accusations that the United States government was somehow involved in these attacks. It is a sad event, but hopefuly these banks had insurance. What we do not know, however, is if these attacks were even from US citizens? There is a strong possibility that... some other country has framed innocent Americans. Perhaps one of the many rogue states who now run rampant? Perhaps even the UNBS are behind these attacks.

To: Premier Rjos

We would prefer that any National Bolshevist parties in Panama be established by Panamanian people, assuming they want to establish one.
As for a visit to Zagreb, we should not keep the meetings of the DPRK and the RMP apart; the threats made by the Americans are grave indeed, and we must all confer about what to do about them.

Presidente Adrián Carmelo Eduardo Perez

To: DPRK & RMP
From: The UNBS

The Americans have now decided to fund the Serbs. Surely you see now that they seek to make us all subjects. The time for our alliance is now!

The Democratic People's Republic is already aware of imperialist activities as such as propping puppet states, as they have done to our corrupted brothers in the South. However, your calls for alliance are unnecessary and unfitting to the traditions of Juche. All the right peoples of the world should yet unite against imperialism, but alliances are only a mask of imperialist propoganda, as the United States in their alliances with Europe and Asia (ooc: not that they have real alliances in Asia anyway).

As you can see, the DPRK has resisted the imperialism of the United States for over 60 years, even after they repeatedly attempted to destroy the Revolution. It is apparent that the capitalist may deter the Glorious Revolution, but they will never defeat it. You have our resolve to support our comrades, but we must plainly reject your alliance proposal.

"Sir! We're being hacked!"
"All right Comrades! Shut them down."

The Cult of the Dead Cow may have been good, but the Hacker Corps was a military branch. All acecess numbers were quickly captured and unloaded upon with viruses. True, the swedes suffered as well, but that was war. The attacking computers would be horribly crippled, many cpu's actually frying.

Luckly, UNBS banks did not run on the internet. They had their own closed circuit ethernet, and as such were immune to any hacking attempts.

The Hacker corps however, was giving strict orders: Maintian defence for the time being. The entire branch now, instead of retaliating, engaged in creating an army of advanced firewalls and protective measures. Only UNBS computers would be able to acecess the ethernet, and all of those were IN the UNBS.

But what to do with the numbers, the IP adressess? They were passed on to CNN, as the locations of cyber criminals. CNN would not be happy with the fact that their government was stealing from private citizens of another country. The story would break, and cause a huge firestorm of uproar.

After all, what the president had donw was....unconstitutional.

ooc: why would the Swedish banks be harmed if they never got the routing? and why would covertly funding a hacker group be unconstitutional - especially since there is no constitutional provision that makes it illegal to fund criminal organizations to promote national integrity; a better word wowuld be unethical, but I don't know that would fly anyway.

OOC: Technically it is an act of war, and as no emergency powers have been given to the president, and congress, im assuming, didn;t give him the thumbs up, it was unconstitutional.

IC:

To: Presidente Adrián Carmelo Eduardo Perez
From: Premier Rjos

Then a suprise visit shall do. Friday will do fine, and if you cannot procure a plane, one shall be provided for you. North Korea is reluctant to get to close to any nation, so I believe the ties betweens yours and mine must become stronger to compensate.

Do not inform the North Koreans of your coming, let it be a suprise.
----Premier Rjos
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To: DPRK
From: The UNBS

Then no alliance shall be created. However, we are still expecting you on Friday, to discuss plans on nuclear capabilities and other such matters. We eagerly await your arrival.

OOC: What makes you think the president did it? It was the Cult of the Dead Cow who did it, by the way. The government will just deny authorizing the attack.

OOC: Technically it is an act of war, and as no emergency powers have been given to the president, and congress, im assuming, didn;t give him the thumbs up, it was unconstitutional.

ooc: that's assuming a lot, especially for the United States. First of all, if funding an illicit hacker group that inadvertently decides (or not, I don't know honestly) to hack into your banks, then what is funding a group Islamic militants in the middle of Afghanistan fighting against the Soviets in the 1980's? If anything, it's a covert strike and espionage, not war.

Secondly, the President rarely makes high-level intelligence strikes or even approves of them directly. It's often someone else in the middle of Langley who rarely sees the light of day.


IC:

TO UNBS:
FROM DPRK:

RE: ARRIVAL

We shall arrive as intended; our plane is expected to land in Zagreb at approximately noon local time (to make it simple, 1800 GMT). The Chairman has brought some experts in technology to accompany him in the trip, so the UNBS may understand the broad scope of projects that the DPRK provides and can offer to fellow comrades.

To: DPRK
From: The UNBS
Excellent, The Premier and his elite guard shall meet you as soon as you step off the plane, and take you to the festivities.

Omgbump!

The DPRK has SICly announced its travel to UNBS:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=492921

Activity at a missile site has resumed normal operations - rockets are being fueled for what appears to be a test launch, although Pyongyang has yet to confirm this.

Sorry, gonna have to drop out of this thread...
signed Colombuia

To: The UNBS
From: The Russian Socialist Federation

Fellow Comrades, we are alarmed at the threats being made towards you by the United States. We wish to prevent war, but will not stand by and watch the Revolution be quashed by foreign imperialists.

As such, we would like to strengthen ties between our two nations in the form of military and economic cooperation. Our Red Army will gladly boost the defenses of your own. We would also like to discuss the possibility of your membership in a trade agreement with us, to strengthen your economy and reduce your dependence on the Americans.
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To: The United States of America
From: The Russian Socialist Federation

We would ask that you tread carefully in our back yard, since we do not feel your actions will ultimately benefit anyone, yourselves included. My predecessor once said to your predecessor: "We and you ought not pull on the ends of a rope in which you have tied the knots of war". Those are words to live by; hopefully you shall remember them.

DPRK Press Release

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By the will of the people of Korea, Chairman Kim Jong-chul has authorized a test launch for practices to prepare for a space launch, to replace our exhausted satellite, Kwangmyongsong, first launched in 1998. Advances in rocketry have stirred the people's confidence that the upcoming tests and launches will be more seamless than the previous launch, which stirred some controversy by the Western imperialist nations.

To: The United States of America
From: The Democratic Republic of Cuba

We would like to ask the United States of America to please lift the Trade Embrago you placed on Cuba in the late 1990s. We have experianced a dramatic regime change and are no longer under communist rule. We are now a democratic state and wish to begin new relationships with the US and other countries of the world. Lifting this trade embrago would help us greatly econmically after our long civil war and help us rebuild our war torn nation.


Sincerely,

Presidente Miguel Miranda

Global Announcment

It is with great honor that I tell you, that the trade embargo placed on Cuba so many years ago, has been lifted. The from my signature is still wet, and already trade is commencing. We hope our support will continue to promote freedom and prosperity around the world. Additionaly, we are willing to aid this new Cuban state if they have any requests.

OCC guys im going to liven this up.

A news report Today southeast aisa Indonesia announces that it plans to test a nuclear weapon. The test will take place in the mid indan ocean. on tusday. Indonesia has been working on a nuclear weapons for a unknown time and apperntly have receved help from pakistan.

It is unclear the intentions of indonesia in testing this nuclear weapon. Some say to scare the international community and others say just to test it to see if it will work.Will this interfair with your weekend plans find out at 10:00

Now back to the weather Hendrik Ayman how dose the forcast look

To: The Russian Socialist Federation
From: The UNBS

We thank you for your support, and look forward to increased Russian protection We still await your words on Serbia, and hope you will publicly shame the US for making it a puppet state.

TO Indonesia:
FROM DPRK:

RE: BIG BANG

This announcement startles the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and while it is right for nations to pursue projects of interest to the people, we would urge restraint on the behalf of the international community, as such, since the world still remembers the horrible atrocities of the 2011 decimation of Pakistan by the reckless bouregoisie of the United States. It is with this in mind that we urge your nation to reconsider a practice nuclear explosion.

(ooc - what happened to Papua?)

Nuclear test successful CNN visits the sight in the Indan ocean were indonesia debotanated a nuclear device. The Goverment announces that it will not let UN weapon inspectors in to the nation. Indonesia also clames to have up to 34 nuclear weapons. However it is more likely to be form 12 to 24 weapons.

To: Batou Shirow, Prime Minister of Japan
From: Chairman Lee Seung-Mai of the People's Republic of China

The many greviances that our nations have had against each other over the years have slowly melted, fading away to a single issue that continues to divide us into two camps of thought, that is, the Spratley Islands. It is now time to put our petty differences behind us, as we move foward in a new time, of cooperation between our nations, thus, I, Chairman Lee, ask you to come to a conference in Hong Kong to discuss measures to resolve this conflict in a manner that would be benificial to the both of us.

To: Nations of the World
From: President Luiz da Silva of Brazil

I come to you today seeking allies. After many years of communist control we have finally re-estblished a federal republic in our country. Since then, trade within the country has increased and poverty has been at its lowest point since before the revolution. So if you would like to become our ally or start diplomatic relations with us, then reply to this.

Thank you,
Luiz da Silva

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea respectfully asks what nation is this that speaks.

Oh, I am sorry, I represent the Government of Brazil.

Nuclear test successful CNN visits the sight in the Indan ocean were indonesia debotanated a nuclear device. The Goverment announces that it will not let UN weapon inspectors in to the nation. Indonesia also clames to have up to 34 nuclear weapons. However it is more likely to be form 12 to 24 weapons.

OOC: NO godmoding, at this point I would say that it is most likely that you have one or two nuclear weapons, the only reason I allowed DPRK to continue his nuclear development is because it is obvious that he will soon have the capability, as he is not a member of the NPT and is already quite close to a breakthrough RL.

To: Cuba
From: Venezuela

We have watched your transition from a dictatorship to a democracy with nothing but joy, since we have undergone the transition recently, too. This is why we have decided to invite your great republic to join the LSAN. Please take a look at it and respond as to whether or not you want to join.

OOC: Here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11535168#post11535168) is the thread. Also, Brazil you are now a member of the LSAN.

Choeson and No Taxes (and Horde of Doom if s/he's watching) Here it is, be sure to tell me if there is anything I should change. Commencing War (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11552323#post11552323)

The nation of Yemen sends out a request for all nations to help us investigate the "attacks" on Saudi Arabia that Riyadh has claimed were partly undertaken by Yemeni soldiers. Let it be noted that Yemen ordered no such attacks and if these occured they were undertaken by a rogue general who if there is one will be punished by Yemeni courts of law.

Saudi Arabia wishes to address to the world that Yemen was not the only attacker on Najran and Jiza, but soldiers under the Omani flag have also been fighting along side them in the assualt on the towns. We ask for all possible national aid in finding the Rogue Generals from Yemen and Oman.

Saudi Arabia would also like to ask for any national support in rebuilding the Najran Valley Dam and the agricultural fields in Jiza since the destruction of both have caused not only damage on Saudi Arabia's economy, but also on the lives of the people.

Saudi Arabia wishes to address to the world that Yemen was not the only attacker on Najran and Jiza, but soldiers under the Omani flag have also been fighting along side them in the assualt on the towns. We ask for all possible national aid in finding the Rogue Generals from Yemen and Oman.

Saudi Arabia would also like to ask for any national support in rebuilding the Najran Valley Dam and the agricultural fields in Jiza since the destruction of both have caused not only damage on Saudi Arabia's economy, but also on the lives of the people.
As soon as we are able to find out who ordered the rogue and shameful attacks on your country and that person is brought to justice, Yemen offers to help Saudi Arabia rebuild both the dam and the agricultural fields. We can only hope that Oman will offer to do the same.

The Sultanate of Oman is most displeased at these reports and has issued a statement of appall that His Majesty's forces would dare cause such a travesty on ouur brethren. The government has begun an investigation into the matter to determine the depth of this conspiracy and will announce the findings as soon as they are available. In the meantime, we can only express our solemn regrets that such actions could have occurred.

[To: Chairman Lee Seung-Mai]
[From: Batou Shirow]
[Subject: Spratley Island Conference]

We would be delighted to further our relationship with your government and to resolve this long winded and unhelpful conflict. I shall of course attend this conference in Honk Kong and hope that a mutually beneficial relationship lies in our future.

March 27, 2015
7:30 A.M.

Nations around the world recieved a tape from a mystery man who kept himself unknown (All nations mentioned recieved it).

Tape:

Unknown Man in Turban (http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040223/ncr7.jpg): "Greetings nations of the world. I wish to keep myself unknown for the time being, but you will soon be glad to know that I have a plan for seizing power and spreading democracy in the Middle East and see me one day as a hero. Last year in Saudi Arabia, the Arabian people made a horrible mistake, they voted the Saudi Royal Family back into power and crippled the short-lived republic. Even the United States and Great Britain should be wise enough to know that the Saudi's are terrorists and desire not only the downfall of all the United States has fought to keep standing across the world, but the downfall of the United States itself. I however, have the perfect plan to give rise to democracy in the Middle East. What you saw on March 24 was the beginning of the war on Saudi Arabia, I have seized a great deal of the armies of Oman and Yemen. Soon, their governments will fall, and I will begin a war that will make the people of Saudi Arabia realize what they have removed from their once-proud country. I ask all nations who recieve this tape, United States of America, Great Britain, Russia, China, declare war on Saudi Arabia, fight along side me as my allies, and I will make the first true step to where democracy will triumph over terrorism."

Saudi Arabia
7:35 A.M.

King Mutaib Al-Saud saw the tape and was grieved more than ever about what was happening. The attacks, it seemed, were only the first in what would soon be a long line of attacks on the kingdom. He also knew he would have to convince the nations that recieved the tape that he did not support terrorsim, but it would take more than his vow as a King this time. He got out his financial plans to show his annual budget of the kingdom and prepared for a meeting with the U.N. to convince that the mystery man on the tape was the true terrorist.

Secret IC to Saudi Arabia: The Armed Forces of Oman questions if His Majesty's government has witnessed tapes reporting a call for jihad against our beloved countries? And the perposterous lies that this man controls the majority of our armed forces? We have surveyed ouor troops and they are none too loyal to the Sultanate and for the first fact would never dare to infringe upon your sovereignty and for the second fact would never dare tocause injury or death upon the citizens of your country. It is with strong suspicion that the government believes that this man is a former Saudi Republican who seeks revenge upon your house and furthermore wishes to seek war upon our nation for the various forms of assistance that we offered to the House of Saud, including temporary asylum during the conflict.

We must band together to ensure that these perposterous lies do not lead to further hostilies with our long traditional allies in the West. We anxiously await your reply.

Venezuela invites all nations of the world to join in our project to make nuclear fusion power viable for commercial use. The project would be based in Venezuela and primarily funded by Venezuela, but any nations that join the project would gain nuclear fusion power technology if it is ever made viable by the project. If the project succeeds it would be a benefit to everyone who values, clean, renewable, and almost unlimited power. Thus, we hope that all nations will join in on this project.

OOC: Before anyone accuses me of godmodding for giving Venezuela nuclear fusion power, remember that this is just initial research. Probably in about 20 or 30 E2015 years, I will have a drawing for which nation (that has stated it is researching fusion) gets fusion tech. I will come up with a formula (with the help of admins and mods) giving some countries like the US and China better chances than others and then the winner of the drawing gets nuclear fusion power. If this project gains a lot of countries it will have a good chance of winning nuclear fusion technology, so even though it probably won't happen, if every country joined, then every nation would get fusion power in around 20 years. So let the fusion race begin.

Secret IC to Oman: His Majesty King Mutaib has seen the tape and is currently trying to convince the UN that our countries may be on the brink of civil war if not collapse. We believe it to be true when you tell us that a majority of your army is loyal to none but the Sultan of Oman. Your claim of this mystery man being a former Saudi republican may be quite far from inaccurate. It has only been a year since Muhhamed Al-Quasi was banished to Syria, but only members of his political cabinet would consider the use of this kind of fear-tactic. After hearing from your answer to the tape, His Majesty the King is more than willing to join forces with the Sultan to ensure that these hostilities do not continue. We are currently awaiting Yemen's reaction, as well as those of the UN council.

Secret IC:
Jeddah Palace
March 27, 2015
9:45 P.M.

Fateen read a copy of the letter sent to the Sultan of Oman several hours ago. He found that not only would his father be easy to use in the war, but the Sultan of Oman as well. They both honestly believed that the armies of Oman were loyal to none but the Sultan. He was not the controller of the armies, but he knew that whoever was would ensure that the armies of Oman and Yemen would appear loyal only to them, but would secretly be plotting to overthrow the current governments. It was only a matter of when this would take place now...

From: Saudi Arabia
To:Venezuala

Saudi Arabia is more than willing to enter this project for new and more effecient energy, but as of right now can provide very little help. Right now our country is nearing war and will require much manpower to keep our country from falling and will take much time after to rebuild from any destruction. But we will help however possible, and you can expect to recieve our full support before the year 2020.

Yemen finds the claims made on this videotape outrageous. He claims to control a large part of the Yemen military yet we know for a fact that only a small part of the Yemeni Military is not under the Government's direct control. We are hunting down the rogue generals and we believe that we are close to capturing them. Anyone could have made a videotape saying those things, and the man offered no proof of anything. For now, Yemen will disregard this mysterious video.

The United States has hired the Sintek Corporation for fusion research, and will be devoting some one-hundred and fifty men and women to the job.

The United States has hired the Sintek Corporation for fusion research, and will be devoting some one-hundred and fifty men and women to the job.
OOC: I assume this means you won't be joining the Venezuelan Project?

OOC: No, what I meant was that they were hired to work on the Venezuelan project.

OOC: No, what I meant was that they were hired to work on the Venezuelan project.
OOC: Oh, ok cool. Having the US on board the project will help a lot. If we do manage to get fusion tech first, it will be entertaining selling nations fusion tech for absurd amounts of money:p .

Secret IC to Oman: His Majesty King Mutaib has seen the tape and is currently trying to convince the UN that our countries may be on the brink of civil war if not collapse. We believe it to be true when you tell us that a majority of your army is loyal to none but the Sultan of Oman. Your claim of this mystery man being a former Saudi republican may be quite far from inaccurate. It has only been a year since Muhhamed Al-Quasi was banished to Syria, but only members of his political cabinet would consider the use of this kind of fear-tactic. After hearing from your answer to the tape, His Majesty the King is more than willing to join forces with the Sultan to ensure that these hostilities do not continue. We are currently awaiting Yemen's reaction, as well as those of the UN council.

SIC reply:

We are delighted to render our services to coordinate our anti-extremist efforts against this common threat. In fact, we must band together to show our solidarity against these vile criminals.

(ooc: sorry for the late reply)

Venezuela would like to invite any nations who are interested to participate in Wargames. The location and nature of the Wargames are yet to be determined, but any suggestions are welcome.

OOC: If you are having trouble thinking of things to RP, join this.

In an annual address to the People's Assembly, Kim Jong-chul praised the efforts of the common worker, especially in the fields, as agricultural productivity was starting to improve beyond self-sustenancy. However, the previous years had seen a lagging industry, and Kim Jong-chul asserted the truth - the DPRK would need to improve its industrial capabilities before they could retain their great status as a benchmark for the Revolution.

In all, the time spent chastising the imperialistic powers was significantly decreased from prrevious years, as Kim Jong-chul began to make a focus more on domestic improvement.

SIC reply:

We are delighted to render our services to coordinate our anti-extremist efforts against this common threat. In fact, we must band together to show our solidarity against these vile criminals.

(ooc: sorry for the late reply)

March 31, 2015
Jeddah Palace
1:45 P.M.

King Mutaib found himself in a self-conflicted delima when he learned of Oman's willingness to band together with his country. Were it not for the fact he had just returned to power, he would immeadietly agree to this. However, he found himself having to choose between two paths that would lead down a likely harsh future. His son Fateen told him that if he rejected the idea of banding with Oman, he would likely be refusing aid from a needed source. But Mutaib felt that if he did accept, he would likely be showing the world what his plans for the Middle-East were, and would more than possibly start another western upheaval of his family and re-instate another loathed republican. Before him was the form that would agree to Oman's ideal's and ultimately decide the course of his country, he needed only to sign it to make it official. He reluctantly thought about what he was doing for a while and at 1:45 P.M., signed his signature: King Mutaib bin Abdullah Al-Saud.