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In memory of The Kraven Corporation, I propose the creation of an award to reward evil players with some degree of prestige. Qualifications include...

Good RPing skills
Tolerable Grammar and spelling
The ability, by their mere existence, to call into existence a bandwagon to jump onto.
Must be Evil

Any suggestions or nominations?

Current Nominations:

Unified Sith(2)
1010102 Pending due to lack of bandwagon
Undershi
Chronosia (7)
Generic Empire (4)
Doomingsland (7)
Red Tide2
Ravea
Raven Corps
Toopoxia
Automagfreek

Unified Sith; evil bastard with decent ability and a bandwagon at his back :P

I'm still workin' on the last one.

I'm not on much but i do lookinto the forms and think 1010102. he used to be the worst speller on NS but he has ok rping skills, but no bandwagon.

Heh. Added the fact that they must be evil...

he has a somewhat evil goverment.

but i don't have a bandwagon. atleast i don't think i do...

Added current nominations. I'm also going to nominate Undershi. He's relatively new, but he's already got between three and four people at war with him, and there's a possibility of at least one more attacking. He's also already got his own slave state.

(Although I'm not one hundred percent sure that that's not a puppet. I'd have to ask.)

He's also got some good ideas about populace control, and some genetically engineered super soldiers.

wait i have been looking into my past rps and found a few things out. I do have a band wagon, abet a small one. mationbuds, and he always gets others into the rp.

I would think Chronosia deserves one

I nominate Chronosia (FT), Generic Empire and Doomingsland (MT). Although this last's bandwagon abilities are a bit more limited, but I'm of the opinion that Doom's RPing skill more than makes up for this.

Yah, Doom's RPing is wonderful. So is Generia's, I know I RPed with them. So I also nominate them, if this thing ever takes off the ground. (cough) Which I hope it does.

1010102 Pending due to lack of bandwagon

OK, if 1010102 can be on this list, then I should definitely be on it.

OK, if 1010102 can be on this list, then I should definitely be on it.

Are you evil? I thought you were still a good guy... Got to go for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow to process nominations. If you're evil let me know and I'll put you on the list. This is going to become a poll next. If anyone with any graphical skills feels like making an award graphic for the winner, it would be greatly appreciated.

Are you evil? I thought you were still a good guy... Got to go for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow to process nominations. If you're evil let me know and I'll put you on the list. This is going to become a poll next. If anyone with any graphical skills feels like making an award graphic for the winner, it would be greatly appreciated.
Yeah, I didn't see that "must be evil" was added.
dammit.

Hmmm... I'm being nominated? Cool! As for Saint Rynald, while it isn't a "puppet", per se, it is the nation of one of my siblings.

Yeah, that's right... and, this has got to be the first time he's given me the computer without me having to fight him for it!

I would say add Count JWolf to the list. I don’t think anybody can be eviler then him. I know this is not for characters but my nation is not evil. So…looks like I can’t be on the list. Rats!

Chronosia and Unified Sith at the forefront of FT-ness. I want to say Doomy for MT, but I can't vouch for bandwagoning in that area...

I don't have a bandwagon, but I can steal one from someone else.

Becuase I'm EEEEEEVIL!

Mwahaha. (Note evil laugh.)

I fullfill everything else.

Generic Empire and Doomingsland
Czardas, I could honestly not have put it any better myself. I have not role-played with those two, but it would be most an honor to do so.

I've gotta second the Chronos nomination. I'm mildly evil, (as in, planetary-scale genocide), but he takes it to a whole new level of evil. One that dwarfs damn near everyone else.

Chronosia for FT Kraviness, and Doomingsland for MT.

I nominate Red Tide2, he has a large bandwagon after all.

Added nominations. Poll begins tommorow.

bump for more nominations.

Raven corps

Is spelling is not so great, but his thirst for power and complete disregard for human life make him as evil as they come.

OK, if 1010102 can be on this list, then I should definitely be on it.

If LNI is on this list then I should reeeeaaaalllly be on it, teehee I stabbed a Pythogrian polic officer in the eye with a lit ciggarette.

Well, I put you on, but just for info, LNI isn't on, on account of his still being a good guy.

How about Kraven? Kraven isn't gone for good, he's taking a break.

This'll be useless when he comes back and crushes you all. :p

Zukariaa']How about Kraven? Kraven isn't gone for good, he's taking a break.

This'll be useless when he comes back and crushes you all. :p

Well, you see, this idea was two parts I felt this award should exist, and one part trying to convince Kraven not to glass me again.

If LNI is on this list then I should reeeeaaaalllly be on it, teehee I stabbed a Pythogrian polic officer in the eye with a lit ciggarette.

And that compairs to me enslaving your entire race how?

Chronosia, definitely. That little Chaotic Evil Human Idolizer.

Zukariaa']How about Kraven? Kraven isn't gone for good, he's taking a break.

This'll be useless when he comes back and crushes you all. :p
It shall be an honor to fall to him. :p

I nominate Questers, Roman Republic and TFU because they are EVIL! 10,000%

Oh and I also Nominate Automagfreek

And that compairs to me enslaving your entire race how?

Because at the point of your enslaving me I'd got really tired of FT, RPing and Goblins, I was just like posting one or two line responses cos I was so apathetic, but Toopoxia is different, I hope, I'm actually really getting into RPing one of the great NS bad guys (well oki not great but moderately adequate) I mean hell I've got my name down in 10 wars already and i'm in the planning process with a war on LNI, you're all welcome to join once we've ironed out the details, and I've already fought in 4 of those wars, plus I'm planning on going Kraven by using my own demi-cyborg evil troopers on par to Kraven's CP (don't worry, they're an original creation.) so yeah I think i've surpassed if not parred your having conquested a Puppet I wasn't really bothered about losing...

Can I get some confirmation on Questers, Roman Republic and TFU being evil?

Because at the point of your enslaving me I'd got really tired of FT, RPing and Goblins, I was just like posting one or two line responses cos I was so apathetic, but Toopoxia is different, I hope, I'm actually really getting into RPing one of the great NS bad guys (well oki not great but moderately adequate) I mean hell I've got my name down in 10 wars already and i'm in the planning process with a war on LNI, you're all welcome to join once we've ironed out the details, and I've already fought in 4 of those wars, plus I'm planning on going Kraven by using my own demi-cyborg evil troopers on par to Kraven's CP (don't worry, they're an original creation.) so yeah I think i've surpassed if not parred your having conquested a Puppet I wasn't really bothered about losing...
So, you think you got what it takes to fill Kraven's shoes?

Can I get some confirmation on Questers, Roman Republic and TFU being evil?
Look at questers's storefront, those prices are pure evil. ;)

So, you think you got what it takes to fill Kraven's shoes?

Insane Robotic Soldiers, Check!

Penchant for slaughtering the innocent, Check!

Warlust, Check

Only things i'm missing is at least one slave state, allies and a huge cloning program, expect those sometime soon maybe, once I move into PMT then maybe....

My nomination goes to Generic Empire.

Well, it would seem that there's a definite trend here. Side bets, anyone?

Insane Robotic Soldiers, Check!

Penchant for slaughtering the innocent, Check!

Warlust, Check

Only things i'm missing is at least one slave state, allies and a huge cloning program, expect those sometime soon maybe, once I move into PMT then maybe....
So... you're halfway there.

I'm making a sign-up/ooc thread right now...

*Nominates Doomingsland*

You know, this is such a great idea! Aeson, this is perfect.

I woulod have nominated Hataria but I thought against it.

You know, this is such a great idea! Aeson, this is perfect.

Thanks. However, I still don't have the graphical skills to make a decent reward.

Thanks. However, I still don't have the graphical skills to make a decent reward. Well I'm sure there's someone, why not telgram the people who make flags for people? That, or oyu could ask Kraven. You know, the award IS named after him.

Well I'm sure there's someone, why not telgram the people who make flags for people? That, or oyu could ask Kraven. You know, the award IS named after him.

Well, Kraven left...

Who are the people who make flags?

Well, Kraven left...

Who are the people who make flags? There's one section of the forum (not II, some other part) That has threads for people who make flags. Basically, the thread maker makes a flag as requested by whoever. Perhaps they have the artistic ability to make you an award. Until then I know a forum full of art nuts, pehaps I could get one of them to make you an award.

Doomingsland4eva!

Doomingsland4eva!

Hey, Questers, are you evil? Oh, and check your storefront, there's an order.

I got a trophy for ye.... more of a comic but the sentiment is the same...

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8509/tkcawards6do.png

^not funny

I don't, I found it funny.

I can make an award. It's not neccessarily hard.

^ I don't think Kraven will appreciate the fact that you drew a dress on him...

^ I don't think Kraven will appreciate the fact that you drew a dress on him...

It's just a long shirt. Yeah...

I got a trophy for ye.... more of a comic but the sentiment is the same...
*snip*


PWNAGE!

^not funny

Why thankyou, I aim to displease, why just the other day I'm sure I stole a small childs ice cream just to make some person go "hey dude, that aint funny" by gods it made me happy to hear his jeering and taunting, I shall make another in your honour since you have given me such a great acolade.

Why thankyou, I aim to displease, why just the other day I'm sure I stole a small childs ice cream just to make some person go "hey dude, that aint funny" by gods it made me happy to hear his jeering and taunting, I shall make another in your honour since you have given me such a great acolade.
Ah, Toopoxia.
When it comes to being a loser, you're a real winner.:D

Ah, Toopoxia.
When it comes to being a loser, you're a real winner.:D

What an oxymoron.

Jenrak, if you want to, feel free to make an award. After all, for whoever wins this, more is merrier.

Jenrak, if you want to, feel free to make an award. After all, for whoever wins this, more is merrier.

I'll have it done in ten minutes.

Hey, why not nominate me?

Also, I nominate Zukaaria.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/ExtremeDumb/KravenAward.jpg

I'm done.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/ExtremeDumb/KravenAward.jpg

I'm done.
It needs to be bigger.

And etched into a sheet of diamond.

It needs to be bigger.

And etched into a sheet of diamond.

What is this sheet of diamond you talk of?

And by regular rule of design this is a large size for an internet award (which, by the way, is only about 100 x 100 maximum - this is 150 x 200).

Any larger is labelled as a banner. Know that I'm not in the jolliest mood right now, so I'm finding it hard to be lenient.

What is this sheet of diamond you talk of?

And by regular rule of design this is a large size for an internet award (which, by the way, is only about 100 x 100 maximum - this is 150 x 200).

Any larger is labelled as a banner. Know that I'm not in the jolliest mood right now, so I'm finding it hard to be lenient.

Meh. I like it.

What is this sheet of diamond you talk of?

And by regular rule of design this is a large size for an internet award (which, by the way, is only about 100 x 100 maximum - this is 150 x 200).

Any larger is labelled as a banner. Know that I'm not in the jolliest mood right now, so I'm finding it hard to be lenient.
Relax, man. I was joking.

Because at the point of your enslaving me I'd got really tired of FT, RPing and Goblins, I was just like posting one or two line responses cos I was so apathetic, but Toopoxia is different, I hope, I'm actually really getting into RPing one of the great NS bad guys (well oki not great but moderately adequate) I mean hell I've got my name down in 10 wars already and I'm in the planning process with a war on LNI, you're all welcome to join once we've ironed out the details, and I've already fought in 4 of those wars, plus I'm planning on going Kraven by using my own demi-cyborg evil troopers on par to Kraven's CP (don't worry, they're an original creation.) so yeah I think I've surpassed if not parred your having conquested a Puppet I wasn't really bothered about losing...

But the fact that putting them in a facility in deep space and having 10 500 megaton nukes that are detonated by a 4 number code that just happens to be 1337 that is evil.

AMF for nuking civilians and not giving a damn.

Relax, man. I was joking.

I should let you know that I can't relax right now.

I should let you know that I can't relax right now.
Why not? Is a raccoon attacking your crotch?

Why not? Is a raccoon attacking your crotch?
LMAO

Why not? Is a raccoon attacking your crotch?

I'm sure you find that extremely amusing, LNI. Enjoy your dim-witted jokes while they last.

But the fact that putting them in a facility in deep space and having 10 500 megaton nukes that are detonated by a 4 number code that just happens to be 1337 that is evil.

no that's just unoriginal, I mean 1337. Oki it's kinda barely funny when it comes up as a random number but to have it as an actually password, could you not have thought of a better number, maybe 108 that's popular now thanks to Lost, or even a larger harder to crack sequence, or even a larger even harder to crack Alphabet sequence, or a combonation of the 2, but hey, I'm bordering on flaming, this is definantly spamming and I'm sure no-one appreciates us talking about a war which barely got enough NS world-wide attention.

no that's just unoriginal, I mean 1337. Oki it's kinda barely funny when it comes up as a random number but to have it as an actually password, could you not have thought of a better number, maybe 108 that's popular now thanks to Lost, or even a larger harder to crack sequence, or even a larger even harder to crack Alphabet sequence, or a combonation of the 2, but hey, I'm bordering on flaming, this is definantly spamming and I'm sure no-one appreciates us talking about a war which barely got enough NS world-wide attention.

did you really think I would give out the real password?

It is a 29 character string

I'm sure you find that extremely amusing, LNI. Enjoy your dim-witted jokes while they last.
What the hell is your problem?

What the hell is your problem?

:confused: maybe sand is his but?(thats the first smilie i have used in a month and a half.

If you are currently unable to control your obviously belligerent behavior in front of others Jenrak, then you shouldn't be on the internet posting on these boards.

You guys seriously like Kraven too much. :rolleyes:

If you are currently unable to control your obviously belligerent behavior in front of others Jenrak, then you shouldn't be on the internet posting on these boards.

Leave Jenrak only or a big bad wolfman will come play with you. I don’t think you like him that much, too. :p

OOC: Heh. Evil needs no awards.

OOC: Heh. Evil needs no awards.

Damn straight, AMF.

Damn straight, AMF.

Really? It seemed to me that evil was the one that went in for rewards, even if the only reward was that slight chuckle as thousands of civilians are slowly roasted over the burning corpses of their relatives.

Mmmm...Civilian Roast...

Really? It seemed to me that evil was the one that went in for rewards, even if the only reward was that slight chuckle as thousands of civilians are slowly roasted over the burning corpses of their relatives.

Evil people don’t get awards, only the good ones get all the awards. Damn those good people. We taking about awards (as in a 1st place ribbon) not rewards. And Chaos, that is just wrong.

It is not wrong. Its wrong when you break people down into drugs and then inject or snort them to further your own obscene pleasures and then you...

Well, 'tis fun.

And evil people get awards all the time; like when Osama Bin Laden was on Time magazine

I am not allowed to nominate myself, so I won't, but I will mealy point out that I have a recorded history of one genocide against a nation I invaded for purely imperialistic reasons, and I am currently committing the same act against another invaded for the same reasons.

I have no fantastic RP'ing skills, bandwagons, or slave states, but I always admired The Kraven Corporation and have done some pretty evil things myself.

Read the crude wiki article I worked out for myself...

I cannot find the thread for my first genocide, but simply ask Pananab and he should tell you. The invasion failed, because it was his intro RP, but the genocide was fun.

My second genocide! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11119968&postcount=559) From this thread = http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477731

There's no point in giving an award based on moral alignment.

It is not wrong.

What is wrong is how you said it. “Mmmm...Civilian Roast…” Do you eat humans?

There's no point in giving an award based on moral alignment.

I entirely agree with you Velkya. But Doomingsland is just plain cool. He gets my nomination for the Kraven Award.

What is wrong is how you said it. “Mmmm...Civilian Roast…” Do you eat humans?

When the opportunity arises

Don’t know what to say after that comment, Chaos.

Don’t know what to say after that comment, Chaos.
Can't really blame him, I mean it IS meat after all. :p

Its Made Of People!

Its Made Of People!
Recycling sounds better. *shifty eyes*

Its Made Of People!

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!

<_<

What?

I support Chronosia's nomination.

If you are currently unable to control your obviously belligerent behavior in front of others Jenrak, then you shouldn't be on the internet posting on these boards.

I find myself to be quite calm, thank you very much.

Nominations are now closed. Voting will begin momentarily.

About the only people on that list who compare favorably to Kraven are Chronosia and AMF. The rest are either nonentities or obvious joke entries. (Raven corps? Please.)

About the only people on that list who compare favorably to Kraven are Chronosia and AMF. The rest are either nonentities or obvious joke entries. (Raven corps? Please.)
Another reason to vote for Chron.

I find myself to be quite calm, thank you very much.
OK, calling someone dimwitted after making a joke is not being calm.

You hurt my feelings, you big meany :(

OK, calling someone dimwitted after making a joke is not being calm.

You hurt my feelings, you big meany :(

Notice how my anger was vented on the fact that I found your jokes dim-witted, not your intelligence. There's a distinct difference.

Waiting for voting....Vote for me, and I shall pass you over :D

Waiting for voting....Vote for me, and I shall pass you over :D

I didn't vote for you.

The Supreme State Speaks:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/KravenInsignia2.jpg

This is Truely an Honour... The Eyes of Kraven are upon you all...

The High Command

Holy Crap it's TKC!

I thought you'd gone on holiday...

I didn't vote for you.

Well its not like I'm the king, I had a scimitar lobbed at me anyways, besides the point. What I mean is vote for me when the voting is up, and I will pass you over and my evil shall not touch thee :D

The Supreme State Speaks:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/KravenInsignia2.jpg

This is Truely an Honour... The Eyes of Kraven are upon you all...

The High Command

We'll see about that >_>

The Supreme State Speaks:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/KravenInsignia2.jpg

This is Truely an Honour... The Eyes of Kraven are upon you all...

The High Command

Heh. I'm gonna read that as official endorsement.

Well, since voting for myself would be rather sad, and well not allowed; I will have to place my vote in Chronosia.

His writing is perfect and his decedent love for chaos disturbing. Surely there is no mind more twisted than that of Chronosia. After all.... A man who hates Administration and bureaucracy isn't really a man.........

Yeah I'll support nominations for Dooms. Hell I'll add another :).

Yeah I'll support nominations for Dooms. Hell I'll add another :).

Your a bit late. The vote already happened. Chronosia won.