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The People's Republic of Papfan32 has been under attack by terrorist and we have have tried moving a few times please help a small peaceful country

the goverment of rotten bacon is willing to help. please give us the name of the terrorrist group and we will deal with them as needed.

The Protected Expanse of Crimson Vaal offers it's assistance in this matter.

The nation of Alta Vexus suggests a more subtle way of dealing with this matter:

Invite all of the terrorist leaders to a banquet and then simply poison them all. Of course, if your government does not feel comfortable performing espionage, leave that to us. However if we take care of the situation for you than it will be noted as a favor. If you are still looking for a safe home, you are welcome in the region of Chia Earth. Look it up as you please. Thank you for hearing our suggestions and please consider our offers.

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Thank YOu all but this terrorist claim to be from other groups but they use different methods than this group so we are not sure

We will help you if you can tell us more about the terrorist(s). How are they attacking you? Have they made any demands? Are they of a certain ideology?

We'd like to pose a question. Why are you currently selling weapons in another thread, weapons that you said just "washed up on your shores" when you're currently under attack by terrorist groups? After a little bit of research, we have also discovered you have been looking into buying weapons from the Aequatian arms selling industry. We'd love to help you, but we need an explanation as to why you're possibly buying and selling weapons at the same time while you're trying to fight off armed terrorists.

The Agency will need more information if you wish our help....

We'd like to pose a question. Why are you currently selling weapons in another thread, weapons that you said just "washed up on your shores" when you're currently under attack by terrorist groups? After a little bit of research, we have also discovered you have been looking into buying weapons from the Aequatian arms selling industry. We'd love to help you, but we need an explanation as to why you're possibly buying and selling weapons at the same time while you're trying to fight off armed terrorists.

yes that does seem odd. tell us all why you are selling the weapons that you could be useing to fight the terrorrists yourself.

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secret to the rest of the rotten bacon defence misistry.

Juan stands and looks at the short history of Papfan32's political, economic actions. he says theis while running through some costs "maby it would be better to just take over them"

Griffincrest to the rescue;)

The Griffincrest security forces pledges 10,000 ground troops, as well as 300 Mercury LBT's to help both sides come to an...agreeable solution.

Rotten bacon would like to (OOC:get this thread back up and running) send in our commander cody as well a Regement(2,304 troops) of soldiers to Papfan32 i sort some things out.
Juan Tabaoneya

Well, it seems that military activity in the area is imminent. That being said, Alta Vexus has a proposition to make:

We'll buy some of Papfan32's fighters from them at whatever resonable price they ask in exchange for priviledge to build an air base within 50 miles of your capitol with which to strike these terrorists. We also invite any other nations with forces in the area to base at our airstrip so we can present a concentrated allied force in the area. 5,000 of our own troops and a few tactical submarines are also on their way. We await all of your responses.

Respectably,
Alta Vexus.

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we are waiting for papfan's resonse to our invite. and if we do we will most likely positin oruselvs in the capital city. and make moves from there. no other actions are planned to be taken.

OOC: hey can i make a suggestion. we really can't do anything or have anyreason being here unless papfan relpies so i say we all send him a telegram asking him to reply to all of our posts to get this thing really going.

We wish to know the motivations of these "Terrorists". If they seem to be reasonable and are willing to leave your country we may give them asylum and a gainful means of employment.

We have decided to help eliminate these terrorists with our newly trained Terrorist Fighting Army this is a new branch of our military which deals with attacking terrorists all over the world only. There are 20,000 troops, 100 various fighter planes, 200 various tanks, and 10 various ships in this army and we will use all of them to help fight these terrorists. We also would like to inform you that this is the T.F.A.'s first major mission but they should be ready.

We have decided to help eliminate these terrorists with our newly trained Terrorist Fighting Army this is a new branch of our military which deals with attacking terrorists all over the world only. There are 20,000 troops, 100 various fighter planes, 200 various tanks, and 10 various ships in this army and we will use all of them to help fight these terrorists. We also would like to inform you that this is the T.F.A.'s first major mission but they should be ready.


those numbers are very good seeing as how YOU HAVE NO MONEY IN YOUR MILLITARY. Also where ever you got the money from maby you should put it into curing the deisese in you country

To: Rotten Bacon

We have isolated the disease and we are working on a cure. Also most of the equipment, planes, ships, and tanks are older but still working models that we had extra of. Some of the things are new but mostly older models. We have been training this army for over a year now so we did not know about this disease until recently.

We do not wish to advise against your will, friend, but perhaps if there is didease in your nation you should be allocating most of your resources to that. You say that you have isolated the didease, and we have no reason to disbelieve you, however we do not wish to expose anyone to the disease that does not have proper immunity. With that statement made, would you be willing to send a sample of any vaccine you might have to our respective governments, so that this disease will not spread into an epidemic.

We have screened all military personnel to make sure they don't have the disease but if you would feel safer I can withdraw them until the cure is found.

Take whatever action you believe is neccessary; if you feel the disease is contained, feel free to send your military forces in. If you feel you need more containment, you can withdraw them. We simply don't wish any more international incidents on any of our hands.